What happened in the summer of 2020

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The neighbor asked me where I was last night.

I took out the hair clipper and said I was going to cut my colleague's hair, but was blocked by the rain and didn't come back.

Then, I noticed that men seem to be very interested in being able to cut their hair at home.

He was a little embarrassed and asked me if I could help him.

Looking at the length of his hair, it can be applied to a certain hairstyle, so I readily agreed.

In his room, I asked him if he had a poncho or a tablecloth.

He said no, and then took off the T-shirt very quickly, and remembered what made me wait for a minute. He went to the bathroom to change into a pair of smooth swimming trunks, and sat on the chair very satisfied.

On the contrary, I seemed a little cautious.

His hair is very stiff, and the clipper clicks and clicks very smoothly when pushed.

Tufts of hair fell over his shoulders and slid down his swimming trunks.

I couldn't help but think of the scene where I gave a certain haircut yesterday, saw the white shoulders and chest muscles of a certain person, and remembered the sweet campus dream I had.

If I were to rank them like sea slag, the stimulus of the campus dream would be greater than that of a certain one, and a certain one would be greater than that of a neighbor.

Because in the campus dream, the secret love becomes the first love, the mood and the body resonate, and it will happen naturally, which is the scene I dream of.

The problem is, that's just an unrealistic dream.From a practical point of view, if there is a pure relationship that does not talk about feelings, a certain person or a neighbor, I think I can do it-why am I so scumbag? !

I don't know where I learned this seemingly relaxed and unrestrained mentality, but when I really have a specific goal to think about this matter, I feel that it is not appropriate to be so careless.

When I got home, I reflected on my recent state.

Ever since I met Cang Hai in college, I am convinced that he is the most perfect person I have ever seen, and the pain of not being loved has occupied my heart for a long time. His thoughts also changed from once a day to less frequent.But the problem is, with the sea as a benchmark, I have never been fond of others.

After so many years, I have met so many people, I still firmly believe that Cang Hai is the most perfect one among all the people I have met.

It's just that when I'm old, there's pressure, and there are more things I can accept. One of the most important New Year's resolutions I made at the beginning of the year is to add some emotional experience.I thought it was understandable at the time.

However, when I really stayed in a certain house.

When I really compared a certain person with a neighbor as an object, I fantasized.

I just realized that this doesn't seem like something to be taken lightly.

From a utilitarian point of view, having a trusted colleague or a reliable neighbor is a very rare thing, far more precious than finding a single pleasure.If I ruin this friendly and pure relationship for a moment of experience, it will be very unworthy.

Moreover, a certain person and a neighbor are very likely to be straight men, even if they are not married, they may be in an affair with a certain lady.I should stop all fantasies about them.

Even if I am worried that I will hold it in for too long, so that I will do something impulsive one day, I will carry out my experiment in a planned way, at least the person who will try it must be a comrade with the same idea.

However, how can there be so many crooks in life?

Even in Shanghai, those men who seem to be extremely bendy are getting married one by one in their thirties.

I think it's time to turn to technology.

So, I registered a small software, and I simply used barber708 as my nickname.

As soon as I registered, several people came to say hello one after another, chatting, asking for WeChat, phone calls, and selling financial management. In short, almost all fake numbers.

I'm not in a hurry, I just registered, I think after I observe for a few days, send a few pictures, figure out the routine of this software, and finally find a real and chattable person.

With the way of software, I can properly expand my G side. I feel that when I get along with a certain person or neighbor, no matter how many seductive actions they make without knowing it, I will be more at ease.

I thought this arrangement was very constructive, and I fell asleep contentedly at night.

As a result, things happened beyond what existing science could explain.

Because my own quilt was not dry, I covered it with an air-conditioning quilt brought from a certain house that night.

This quilt, which brought me sweet dreams last night, once again made me unbelievable—it actually dreamed of the sea again.

It's still on campus, and it's still from close friendship to mutual confession.I could even smell Cang Hai's unique scent in my dream.

Although the plot has changed, it still ends with a tingling throbbing in the dormitory.

I am really confused.

I seem to have become the luckiest Xu Zhu in Tianlongbabu.

Does this quilt have special functions?

Then I thought, I should leave it.

But does it just work for me, or for everyone?

A certain person may not have had a good dream because of it.

When the sun rose, Lao Gao asked someone to get up together. I sent him a message and tentatively asked: Your quilt is really useful. Where did you buy it? I want to buy one too.

One time, he made a voice, which was still a little vague. He said: I lived in a hotel before and thought the quilt was good, so I bought a set from the hotel.

I asked: Which hotel is it?

He said: How do you remember, you can keep it if you think it’s good, I don’t need it anyway.

It seems that a certain person did not discover the wonder of this quilt.

I decided to keep the quilt and investigate for a few more days.