Red and green race shit

Zhuang Yu was sitting on the sofa wearing a pair of shorts.

"Xiaoyu, let's set a house rule, shall we?"

"why?"

"Oh, it's family rules."

"Ok."

"Family rule number one you can't wear pants like that."

"why?"

"It's easy to get naked, your legs are white and thin, don't tell me that other people, whether male or female, don't feel attracted to them?"

It might be normal for Zhuang Yu to want to laugh away, but Ling Anchen couldn't control his heartbeat, right?

"Rule 2 of the family rules prohibits changing the current hair color."

"Isn't this a little weird?"

"Red and green can be considered a couple's hair color, right? If you want to change it, you have to change your couple's hair color."

"Rule 3 of the house rules prohibits revealing clothing."

"What's the difference between this and Article 1?"

"Same but you can't go topless like other boys especially outside."

"Why? Besides, I don't have abs."

"Although you are, I guess it's your small waist that can't be seen by others like a girl."

Zhuang Yu just felt that Ling Anchen's IQ was zero.

"Article 3 sprinkle dog food in front of Lu Ye and the others three times a week."

"Why article 3? What kind of weirdness is this?"

"Article 1 and the original article 3 are synthesized into article 1. Isn't it weird that they spread dog food?"

"Okay, you continue."

"Article 4 Take the initiative to kiss my mouth once a day."

"Do you miss your ex-boyfriend?"

"No, I just want you to take the initiative once."

"Ok."

"Rule 5 Do it at least once a week."

"Is this more than once?"

"Ok?"

"Row."

"I haven't thought of anything to mention, you say."

"Okay, after Article 6 you are responsible for shoveling shit for Xiaochen and Xiaoyu, Article 7 prohibits kissing me in public, Article 8 prohibits you from touching me without permission, Article 9 says we are a couple. I’m also afraid of the dark and accompany me for a walk every night, Article 10 Tell me a bedtime story before going to bed.”

"Okay, I will listen to you."

"Uh-huh."

"Little Yu sits on my lap." Zhuang Yu obediently sat on it.

"kiss Me."

"Family rules?" Zhuang Yu kissed Ling Anchen without waiting for an answer.

"Well, house rules."

"It's the weekend, I allow it."

"tub?"

"No bed."

"Because of Xiao Nan?"

"Ah."

Ling Anchen carried Zhuang Yu to the bed and took off Zhuang Yu's clothes.

"Are you impatient? When will your stuff be available?" Zhuang Yu didn't answer.

"Xiao Yu?"

"Well... let's get started."

"You really want it? We haven't done it for three or four weeks."

"25 days."

"The brain is really good."

"hurry up."

"Good good."

After several games, Zhuang Yu fell asleep.

"Xiaoyu."

"What are you doing?" Zhuang Yu was woken up by Ling Anchen.

"walk."

"what time is it."

"Then tell me a bedtime story."

"I'm sleepy."

"Good night." Ling Anchen kissed Zhuang Yu's forehead.