How I Ruled the World by Cooking

First pinch a bohemian wide-brimmed hat, dip it in some water, and decorate the brim with a circle of bread crumbs.Then knead a lady's yarmulke, twist it into a strip by a section, and then knead it into a bow and tie it back... Eugene happily made all kinds of hats.Constantine heated up the oil, and diligently picked up the pinched hats behind him, put them one by one into the oil pan for frying, and then picked them up and put them on the oil filter.

"Pay attention to your own magic power." The elf's pointed ears collapsed, and he sighed helplessly.Silly dragon has the ability to transform all objects around him into poisonous substances, but now he has no idea how to control it in the state of amnesia. As long as there are crystals or magic items that can absorb magic power, his body will escape The magic power of the poison attribute will be absorbed unconsciously.In other words, if the black goat cub hadn't come out at the freshman meeting before, the dean probably wouldn't have entered the hospital alone... It's just that the current Eugene didn't directly input magic power, The bunch of good-for-nothing freshmen probably just vomited and diarrhea for a few days at most.

Eugene pinched dozens of hats in a row without any resemblance, and the last one finally found out with conscience, patted it together, deep-fried it in the pan, and let it cool.

Then try to send it into my wife's mouth.

The elf crooked his eyes, knelt down and looked up at him.

"Cough." Eugene felt his face was a little hot, but his heart was sweet, "You don't need to be like this, hehehehehehe."

He's a little pretentious and almost laughs himself off the pumpkin pie on the fork.

The elf came forward and bit off the pumpkin pie.

Staring at the pair of rich green pupils, like a sea of ​​trees blown by the wind, there is an intoxicating smile.What was it like under the undulating treetops, in the deepest part of his heart?The archbishop has lived from the moment when the supreme god broke up to the present, the long years he has experienced, and the vicissitudes he has seen.Spring goes and spring comes, autumn is cold and frosty, are they all buried at the bottom of this endless forest?Those years that he has missed, those times that fell on the ground, piled up and rotted, and slowly turned into soil, were completely forgotten or took root, will any of them have anything to do with him, or will they have nothing to do with him at all?Eugene gradually stopped laughing, as if he was bewitched by a holy elf instead, he lowered his head, getting closer and closer to those eyes with trembling eyelashes.

The archbishop kept his head up, but he was still smiling.This monster that he could only look up to in the past, now stands so close in front of him, with a perfect face that can never be raised by nature, but in his eyes, it is still the same monster that flew him all over the continent. , causing trouble everywhere, running together after the end, sleepy, curled up and sleeping together like a giant dragon.From the time he left home when he was a teenager to when he returned, all he could remember was this ferocious dragon that flew up to cover the sky and block the sun.

No, there is indeed something different.

The person standing in front of him now has almost the same body as him, and his obsidian-like eyes are no longer so huge that they seem to be able to hold everything in the world, but looking at him alone... It seems that he can only see to him alone.His lip shape is also the most delicate and perfect, the lip color is bright as if it is burning, and the light kiss that falls is like the sky fire falling on the treetops, silently, and then the flames start a prairie fire.

The forest was gradually covered by night, and the sky was covered by fire, and he willingly offered all his secrets until he was completely burned to ashes.In the completely dark night, only the plain white pair of rings shone with light.

The cakes are cold.

"This is the most unethical day I've ever had as a cook." Eugene led the archbishop out of the dark laboratory and went downstairs with a cold pancake. The elf walked beside him, patiently listening to his nutritious Sui Sui Nian, "Sure enough, the dried face is really too difficult to wash off. If only I soaked it casually at that time. Hey, do you think the combat department is sleeping now?"

The scumbags of the Medicine and Food Department simply and rudely divided all the remaining students in the academy except themselves into two departments, the Combat Department and the Research Department, and resolutely refused to understand even a little more thoroughly.It hasn't been long since Eugene entered school, but he was quickly infected with this bad habit, and felt that it was quite troublesome.

The elf was silent for a moment.

"Konstantin?" Eugene turned his head to look at him, but saw that there was nothing around him, and there was no ghost, "..."

"What are you talking to yourself here?" The person below the stairs suddenly asked suspiciously.

I knew it.Every time someone comes, it will scare my wife away. I'm used to it, but there are still questions that I haven't come to ask, so I just care about kissing me.

Eugene cast a cold look at the person who came, but unfortunately it was too dark to receive his gaze from the other side.He took another two steps down and found that he was still an acquaintance.

Mallory Nelson, the hot-blooded juvenile of the Law Seminary that he had once preyed on, but quickly recovered and started to stink.

As soon as he saw him, it was difficult for Eugene not to think of the dinner he had disappeared out of thin air, and the sadness of not having enough to eat spontaneously arose... This is of course fake.But his eyes did say so. The frail young man stood on the dark steps holding a plate of small green biscuits, exuding a melancholy atmosphere all over his body.

"Is it because no one wants to eat your biscuits?" Mallory Nelson was filled with righteous indignation when he combined the rumors that the head of the Magic Pharmacy Institute was admitted to the hospital some time ago, "It doesn't matter, those are all rumors! Don't be afraid, I will eat them! "

Hey?

But that's not for medicine...

Before Eugene could reach out his blocking hand, Mallory Nelson had already grabbed a small biscuit and threw it into his mouth.Think for a moment about what Constantine did when he saw him eating a bottle last time, um, give up decisively.

Before anything happened to him, he slipped away.

"Delicious!" Mallory Nelson's eyes lit up, "Where is another... person?"

"Hey, wait, I, why is my left arm suddenly a little sore."

Bypassing the small tree and walking in the opposite direction to the dormitory on the cobblestone road beside the Lake of the Sun God, Eugene briskly shook off the enthusiastic young man behind him, ready to find his real goal for the day.

He had a contact with Catwoman yesterday. According to the other party, Arnold Owen is arrogant, but he still practiced very hard. During this period of time, he should be beating children in the fighting arena of the Knight Academy.In the end, Catwoman didn't forget to put some eye drops on him, saying that this boy was carved out of the same mold as his father of the great nobleman. Waste firewood is directly regarded as scrap.

Catwoman has a lot of background, but she is a hybrid of human race and orc race, and her mother is just an orc commoner.I know Arnold Owen well. I was contemptuous by him when the freshmen were introduced, and I have kept my grudges until now.Seeing that Eugene's tone was intended to cause trouble, he couldn't wait to be his accomplice.

"It's really a blessing from the Goddess of Ice and Snow that this sand sculpture thing can live until now." She taunted eccentrically in the communicator.

The author has something to say: If this is a prose, in less than [-] chapters, the cubs will be able to come out to make soy sauce, which is a pity.

PS. In fact, there is another thing that also absorbs Eugene’s magic power, but no one will go up and hold it for a biteㄟ(▔,▔)ㄏ