How I Ruled the World by Cooking

"Civilized fart!" Eugene roared tiredly, "I want you to look at the ring, look at the ring, you bastard!"

Sure enough, it was because this ring was not cool and shiny at all, so it was ignored? It has been so long, and no one has ever asked about his ring!

"So... you found an elf as your wife?" Catwoman was shocked, "Goblins and elves have different habitats, right?"

Elves usually live in the deepest part of the forest, and goblins can't live in places where the roots of the trees meander, and it is too difficult to dig tunnels.They are more inclined to mountains, hills or plains, with areas where bushes grow, which is more convenient for villages to hide.So from the perspective of life habits, it is basically very difficult for the two to meet, let alone fall in love.

"Uncle asked me to come to you, and try to stay with you when you go out." Nathaniel Christian directly ignored the others, and the arrogant nature of the elves was evident, "With all due respect, this If a temporary team wants to enter the forest, I'm afraid it will hold you back."

"Heh, you really deserve to be a child of the forest?" Arnold Owen sneered, "If there is no archbishop standing still, this kind of creature that only has a bit of output in its mouth can only live on a big rabbit?"

It's started, Master Owen's talkative mode.Eugene's dead fish eyes, can't these little brats make people feel relieved?

The elf stared at him indifferently, and shot back, "Oh."

coming!He makes him strong, and the breeze blows the hills; he lets him do whatever he wants, and the bright moon shines on the river!Be as still as a mountain, be as calm as a mountain, respond to all changes with the same, let you talk all the time, and I will keep my words unchanged. It is you who are like dung, who initiate ridicule from the level of eyes!No matter how capable they are of quarreling, they can only be like a dog biting a tortoise when they encounter such a player who can't make a fart with eight poles and is not angry at all.

"They are the ones I think are suitable." Eugene knew that he had to speak up to prevent the flames of war from spreading further. "When necessary, you will all be my most important pawns."

As the core figure of a talented team, what is the most important point?

ability?Adhesiveness?neither!

Secondary!mystery!Indispensable!

Let them wonder, let them never catch up with your thinking, let them guess your every step but never guess!You only need to say a sentence, a word, or even just a modal particle. If you do it right, it will be a manifestation of your ability.And when they fail, just mock them, defeat them from the soul, crush their self-esteem and arrogance, and make them bow down to you!

*↑The above method is only valid for secondary school students.

Arnold Owen choked on his tone like the second most powerful devil king. He would have laughed at someone else, but the one in front of him was his own "Sister". In front of Eugene, he didn't even refute He didn't dare to spit out the words easily, so he could only glared at Elf and Jeffrey Cecil angrily, sat back and sulked.

Jeffrey Cecil: "???" None of my business.

The young elf's performance was much better than that of the young master, with his ears pricked up, he bent down respectfully, and put his right hand in front of his lower abdomen: "Obey."

The awe of that "uncle" since he was a child made him never see this mysterious uncle as an ordinary person. He had preconceived ideas, and he didn't even think that the person in front of him would be a goblin.The appearance, height, skin and even temperament are completely different. One can be said to be a mutation, and the one who has changed so much can be believed to be a sand sculpture!

So all the other students who believed in him were directly dragged into the category of sand sculpture by him.Compared with Arnold Owen's arrogance based on race and status, Nathaniel Christian, who is stronger and more popular, is much more straightforward than him.

Except for my family, everyone here is a spicy chicken.

No matter how repulsed they were, the four of them forced themselves to accept this reality as soon as possible, and successfully welcomed the No.6 member of the team.

Team member: Nathaniel Christian, a new generation of elves "son of the forest".The Goddess of the Goddess of Life (also known as the Mother Tree of Life) is different from other Goddesses only in talent and title. This one really grew up under the shade of the Mother Tree of Life. She is deeply loved by the gods and also Therefore, he developed a defiant character.However, he is kind by nature, never takes the initiative to attack others, and never speaks out against others. No one knows what he likes to do.

At this moment, the voice of the instructor of the God of War Academy rang in everyone's ears: "Everyone is here, I will give you half an hour to pack your things, and once the time is up, the whole team will enter the ice and snow forest immediately."

Anthony Hall's deep voice also sounded at the right time: "The Department of Medicine and Food is a little troublesome, other departments help them pack their utensils, let's act!"

Guangming Academy immediately began to become chaotic. After these two days of food care, the impression of other departments on the Department of Medicine and Food has indeed improved a lot. At least they are no longer completely regarded as cooks, but a strange combination of cooks and pharmacists. of the combination.At this time, some students from other departments tidied up the tents, and some began to put away pots, pans and the like.

However, no one moved in the camp of the medicine and food department, and everyone looked eagerly at the six figures in the center.

Or just that one.

Eugene got up and stretched his legs, shaking the leaves on his trouser legs.Since he was going out in the wild, he rarely put on his normal jacket and trousers.Then he clapped his hands and shouted to the crowd: "It's time to go, babies, pay attention to the sick, and help those who fall behind if necessary, okay, let's start!"

All the students of the Department of Medicine and Food moved after hearing the sound, uniformly and smoothly.Since all four grades of the Department of Medicine and Food signed up, especially the first-year special enrollment quota, the number of people was the largest, accounting for almost half of the Guangming College, and this blockbuster seemed the most conspicuous.

Anthony Hall: "..."

Forget it, lover, it's normal to have skills.

Anyway, they are my students, I taught them, hum.

There are nearly [-] students from each of the three colleges, and there are relatively few students from the small schools, but they add up to a considerable number. They are all top seedlings.The Department of Medicine and Food knows that they are not as good as knights in terms of physique, and not as good as mages in terms of aptitude, so they consciously stay at the rear of the main force, with senior students from various departments forming a small team to lead the way, and the remaining instructors are scattered among them. Almost half of them are at the back.

At this time, it is also easy to see that although the front opening teams are well-organized, have a clear division of labor, and cooperate with each other tacitly, basically there will only be one or at most two particularly good students in a team, and the others are quite mediocre.The freshmen have been stimulated by Eugene and others these days and have begun to consciously form a team, but the pattern is not far from the seniors.On the other hand, Eugene’s team, the melee knights of Ice, Fire, and Earth, are recognized as the best in the hospital, and the long-distance is directly on the top of the three schools. The other teams with such a luxurious lineup can’t even dream of it. been.

And their captain, this person is even more mysterious.Those who are also favored by the gods, the rest of them have basically been picked up for three days after entering school.But let alone a foreign school, even this school can't figure out what kind of abilities he has.

On the first day of school, he knocked down the dean and turned the iron-cracking orc man into a sissy with just a small biscuit, which already made other people afraid to approach him. Who knows what other wonderful ideas he has!Besides, being able to make the other five geniuses who can even be described as having enmity with each other, honestly, as a team member under his hands, it is hard to say whether he has caught some tricks.

In a sense, these people do have the truth.

Catwoman wanted to find out the details of Eugene. Arnold Owen and Robert Alfred were afraid that the photos of their sisters' affection would be publicized. Jeffrey Cecil was afraid that they would be silenced after witnessing the transaction scene of the three. Forced to join.Only Nathaniel Christian was left willing to follow, purely out of admiration for the archbishop when he was a child, and by the way, he allocated part of this admiration to Eugene.

Eugene didn't care too much about the team's running-in, and knew that it was difficult for these arrogant enemies to get along well, so he simply ignored them and let these people disperse and wander in the back row.He recruited them into the gang just to keep his family's medicine and food useless firewood. If these people were in danger and had no defense, they would probably be killed before they even had time to scream.With the other five people around, with the strength of the God's Favored One, at least they can last until he comes back for help.

Subconsciously touching the small bottle in his pocket, Eugene had a feeling that he only needed to drink two more bottles... No, even this one bottle was enough for him to unravel some things.He just doesn't think much of it right now, until he can wear away those 30 years of brainwashing, uh.

Why don't you just take Anthony Hall back? Now that the little girl has a husband, she shouldn't be annoyed by staring at him alone anymore, right?However, the paladin's body cannot withstand the erosion of darkness, and he will be transformed into an undead creature.

I'm afraid there is no girl who would like to sleep with a skeleton frame every night, not counting the weirdness of Albedo. (Huh?)

Ahhh, it's so annoying to think about it!Sure enough, it is better to forget it!