How I Ruled the World by Cooking

Just as the two sprayed each other, the dark sky was illuminated by light, and every scattered snowflake gave off a faint light. Thousands of snowflakes fell, and the entire Tenth District was illuminated by light.

The vortex of ice elements in the air made a creaking sound like an iceberg crumbling, and was abruptly slowed down by the glimmer of light, like a stuck gear that couldn't continue to rotate.

"I thought you were supporting me." Constantine still had his signature smile, even in this moment of life and death, he remained calm and perfect in etiquette.

"I, I used to support you." The God of Light is also smiling, but more casually, like a mother pulling her child to talk about homework, "But Eugene gave me another choice, one that made me want to option to try."

The wind around the archbishop had already stopped. He was walking in the air holding the ice and snow rod of theocracy, only his pale face showed that he was not supporting it easily.

"I need your strength." He said softly, and the tip of the staff began to tilt, "This is just a starting point."

The sky tilted, and the funnel began to move slowly, pointing directly at the afterimage of the God of Light.

"I agree with that," said Eugene after him. "I haven't walked around the world enough."

"I want to take you to the romantic tenth district~" He began to talk poorly, humming a ditty, and the dragon wings spread out behind him flapped gently, and there was a 1.1-meter real dwarf hanging on his leg.

Constantine looked at him helplessly, but with a smile in his eyes.He raised his hand, and the Icefield Eagle King on his arm jumped out, grabbed Dolph, and flew away with him.

"It's you who blew up Lao Tzu's building!" Dolph's howling voice came from a distance, "I remember you! I remember you, do you hear me!"

Eugene stretched out his hand, and across the hundreds of meters of the Icefield Eagle King, he felt his claws suddenly become lighter, only then did he realize that the black-skinned potato had returned to Eugene's hand: "Who do you remember?"

"Remember you...you young couple." Dolph replied aggrievedly.

Eugene threw him down with satisfaction.

Constantine looked at him with doting eyes, and did not do any small movements during the period.

"As I said, I will give you a third choice." Eugene finished trying to remember his wife's potato essence, and tried to communicate with Constantine again.

"I remember." The archbishop smiled, "so I was waiting."

His complexion is getting worse and worse. This is not only because of the activation, the destructive instinct to control the elemental storm is the biggest consumption: "I have been waiting for this day for thousands of years."

But in that waiting plan, there was neither Eugene nor Euphemia Hill. His goal from the beginning was to repeat the script of the Ice Goddess on a bigger and broader stage.

The shadow of the God of Light became thinner, and the vortex in the sky covered the entire tenth district, and it was even spreading outward.And the light rain is collapsing, slowly extinguishing one by one. Dolph was floating in the air and stared at him in shock, finally confirming the unbelievable guess in his mind.

"You're dying too."

"Light and darkness are interdependent." The God of Light replied calmly, His sleeves had already begun to disappear, "From the moment I decided to kill the God of Darkness, my fate was already doomed."

It's just that he still couldn't really save the world, the cruel food chain still existed, but it was driven to a place where he couldn't see it.And when the anger of the Ice and Snow Goddess turned into a snow disaster and covered the land, she realized that everything was repeating itself.

The power of the gods far surpassing the living beings dooms them to always regard the living beings in the world as beings far inferior to themselves. When they bring disasters, it is as easy as a child pouring boiling water into an ant nest, without any sense of guilt, and they will not even realize it. What exactly did I do.

Her first decision was to kill her sisters born of the same origin for her own creation.

Her second decision was to eliminate her former "colleagues" for her "children".

Before she dies, she wants to shake up the whole world.

"The current ice and snow forest was originally a kingdom." Constantine said, "Do you still remember that it was the kingdom of the fallen god Philip?"

The kingdom that was once sacrificed suffered a second fatal blow after the end of the war. The "remnants of the dark god" were buried alive by years of snow disasters. Eventually turned into a boundless forest.And the place where the Ice and Snow Goddess's palace is located is where the altar used to be and where the abyss appeared.

Now going around, it has returned to the hands of another dark high god, and it has become his lair.

"Ah, no wonder it looks so familiar," Eugene said, "but I don't quite agree with what you're doing."

The elf tilted his head slightly, his hair slipping from his cheeks.

"I..." Eugene couldn't finish his words, his neck, limbs, and even the dragon wings made a cracking sound, being twisted to pieces like crunchy soil.

There is no blood, only a much larger demonic energy than Euphemia Hill.Constantine opened his eyes wide, and the green pupils reflected that the whole world was completely plunged into darkness, and the howling of the wind could be clearly heard all the way to the seventh district.

"I don't want it, I will, accept the judgment!" Dolph said viciously, and opened his arms to welcome the storm of destroying the gods.

Unlike the earth-shattering explosion, the eternal dream descends, and the body and soul are turned into ashes.

...but no.

The sound of the wind stopped abruptly, the dream was awakened, and countless rays of light fell like broken mirrors.A torrent of elements washed down like a collapsing sky, but that was just an illusion. Dolph's figure flashed, but it was too late, the huge black claws closed, and white light passed through his body like a sharp sword.

He lowered his head in a daze. The huge dark temple on the ground was already in flames of war. The temple and the Mage Tower joined forces, coupled with the temptation of the inner ghost, the tenth district was on the verge of being defeated.Of course, the slums outside are nothing to the Tenth District, and the real big head is still in the abyss.But at this time, the biggest battle force in the abyss, the only upper god, is about to fall, and the fall of this dark land seems to be only a matter of time.

"Reflection," Dolph murmured, "how could...?"

"Because of this." Eugene let go of his claws, letting him fall.In the rapid fall, Dolph saw Eugene's current appearance clearly.

It is still a gigantic black dragon, but white light flows from the end of each scale, coating it with a layer of metallic silver light.A network of white rays of light shuttled and intertwined around its body, and the pure white dragon pupils hung down, staring indifferently at the black-skinned potato's shrinking figure.

"I see." He only had time to spit out the last few words before he was completely reduced to ashes.Under the pressure of power higher than their own divine power, the low-level gods have no possibility of leaving anything behind.In the vision before his death, he vaguely saw the afterimage of the radiant god shining around Pendragon.

The colorful spell bombs were like countless fireworks exploding on the ground, and Anthony Hall embraced the blond girl with open arms and tears.Euphemia Hill hugged him back with a smile, and she shed tears with a smile.

Eugene opened his paws and looked at his elf: "Would you like to hug?"

"I want to sit on it," said Constantine accusingly, "you never let me sit on it before."

"A man's head can't just sit on it." Eugene explained, "You are my wife now, so you can sit on it."

"There is no man who can sit on the head, okay?" The elf stepped forward, and his figure appeared on top of the black dragon.He sat down between the two longest thorns, "You are a male dragon."

"That's why you are too small." Eugene let out a long roar, flapping his wings and swooping towards the ground, "In the name of Eugene Pendragon, the god of poison, I bestow upon you supreme glory and talent. From now on you Be proud to be my kin, reptiles!"

"In the name of Constantine Christian, the God of Ice and Snow, I bestow upon you supreme glory and talent. From now on, you will become my followers...warriors." The Archbishop finally had a difficult time to speak. , "No, it's really a good middle school two."

But in the bright mirror, he has been brainwashed by these words, and he has forgotten how to say the blessings of the gods.

On the ground, the dark dependents discovered in despair that these two blessings were blessings covering the entire battlefield!

The huge black dragon with a length of hundreds of meters plunged headlong into the abyss, spewing out black flames from its mouth, igniting the thick fog that lingered in the abyss.

"The war has begun."

☆, ending

This war has been going on for a long time, at least for now.

Under the large-scale blessing of the light camp with almost no money, the reserved dark gods in the abyss finally began to follow suit, and finally stalemate the battle line at the edge of the abyss.However, Eugene and the archbishop went deep in person and failed to completely wipe out the remnant party, and finally withdrew.

This bottomless abyss that gave birth to all darkness is, in a sense, something more terrifying than the Supreme God.It has no life, but it was born before all living things. Even if the two upper gods join forces, they dare not say that they can make it to the end.At the deepest point, the gaze of the gods can no longer pierce the darkness, and it is difficult to move an inch.

The battlefield has since been divided into two parts. The dependents of the two camps on the ground are still anxious. In the abyss, the dark gods and the light gods are fighting more fiercely, but the black fog of the abyss that is thousands of meters away also affects Less than the upper bound.What Eugene and the others have to do is not to completely kill this group of gods, but to hold them back and prevent them from interfering with the world on the ground with their catastrophic destructive capabilities.

"So keep the gutter rats," said Mary Harris with disgust.She was dressed in silver light armor, her black hair was tied into a high ponytail, and she held a flaming gun in her hand.Arnold Owen was beside her, silver stubble already protruding from his scalp, his gleaming head visible in the crowd from afar.

"So you guys are...?" Eugene focused on the rings on their middle fingers.

"Uncle likes Mary very much." Arnold Owen laughed. "She wants to join the Knights now, but they only accept swordsmen."

The two looked at each other, eyes full of love between lovers.Zenia Williams made unbearable noises, rubbed goosebumps on her arms, and went to play with Reed Rupert.Although the ideal has always been to talk about a romantic relationship, it is a pity that she is just a kindergarten child with Xiaoluren now.

"Your relationship is not much better, okay?" Jeffrey Cecil couldn't help complaining, "What's so fun about two people going around in circles?"

Eugene despised him: "Single poor dog, huh."

"You guys are enough!" Jeffrey Cecil was mad, "I just don't have you! So! Rich! That's all! The third district is not far behind!"

He used to think that Eugene was poorer than himself, until a year ago when the black dragon spread its wings and landed on the dueling field of Guangming Academy, Shenwei almost turned most of the defensive formations into waste with a destructive posture.From that day on, he suddenly discovered that the principal of his school was actually a middle god.And the classmates who get along day and night are the upper-ranking dragon clan known for their wealth.

Oh, the latter one, he found out after he took part in the war and accidentally saw the archbishop kissing the black dragon's nose.

"If I hadn't been sharp-eyed, how long would you have kept it from us!" Jeffrey Cecil complained.

Eugene made a meaningless hee-hee sound, and transformed into a puff of black smoke that shot into the sky.With a snap, it was like a big black umbrella suddenly opened in the sky. The black dragon's huge figure covered the sky and the sun, and flew away with its wings vibrating.

"Running away again." Robert Alfred put his hands in his pockets and looked at the back of the god going away. "Are you going to practice swords, poor dog?"

"I'm not poor, you inhuman morons." Jeffrey Cecil said angrily, "There are as many gods now as dogs, and if I don't practice, I won't even be able to enter the Templar Reserve. "

The new laws and regulations stipulate that the gods are also a member of the continent's creatures, and they should abide by the laws and regulations of various countries on the mainland.Suddenly being forcibly pulled to the level of "livestock", during the initial period, the gods, including the principals of the three major colleges who have always been close to living beings, could not accept it, and another new dispute was almost set off.However, unlike the benevolent and indecisive God of Light, neither Eugene nor the archbishop is a merciful master. They directly wiped out the most vicious main fighters, and then smashed them on the Guangming Academy with a tough attitude, only missing the headmaster. The face is provocative.

The principals of the three major colleges were the first to give in, and voluntarily accepted the contractual constraints of the God of Light, pinching their noses and admitting that they are also a member of "creatures". excellent citizens.He also received his own identity document, which was issued by the temple himself.

Immediately after are the servants of the poisonous god, most of which come from the pressure of Pendragon. If you don’t recognize it, you will die. If you lose your freedom, you will lose your freedom. Just let it go.

At worst, contact people secretly to rebel.

Eugene knew very well what kind of goods his subordinates were, and he directly threw most of them into the front line of the battle.A small part remained as instructors in the Knights Templar, and a few were thrown to the Mage Tower for research.The mage's tower and the temple have been in the same situation for thousands of years. The most important point is that these people are unwilling to believe in the god of light.There are all kinds of gods they believe in, and even most of them are hostile to gods at all.It can be said that secretly they have been trying to escape from the status of "livestock" for thousands of years, trying to replace the role of gods with various researches on creation.

It's just that this plan has not been halfway through, and I was shocked to realize that my deadly enemy had single-handedly killed a high god, seized his godhead, and almost launched a war to destroy the gods.

Mage Tower: ......You fucking said it earlier!

For so many years, we have been suppressing us to engage in research and development, and helping the gods to consolidate the rule of faith, and we still treat you as a big villain?

The misunderstanding was resolved, and the mage tower almost devoted itself to this "war" with the greatest enthusiasm, ultra-long-distance teleportation arrays, various detection arrays, duplicating puppets...even the "dead" The twin brothers reappeared on the edge of the abyss. After the second addition of the gods, the combat power of the two can already compete with the low-level gods.

"I used to think that I had only two choices." Constantine walked on the edge of the abyss, his white robe rolled up in the black mist from the abyss, "Either continue to swallow your anger and be the pet of the gods, or kill all the gods and become your own master .”

"But you are my wife." Eugene did not turn into a human form, but shrank into a black dragon several meters long and followed behind the elf, with a strand of snow-like hair in his mouth, "What are you, That's what I am."

I am what I am, and I am going to make everyone like me.

"So the most important thing is your own strength." The elf turned his head, shook the tips of his ears, and smiled at him.

With a soft cry, the black dragon pounced on to lick his ear.

"Hey, don't be ashamed to be ashamed in broad daylight." Orthea Hill folded her arms and shook her chest, the waves were choppy.

"Why are you here?" The archbishop switched to gentle and steady mode in seconds.

"Because there are people blocking the road ahead." Catwoman was also shaking her ears, and even turned around, "Old cows eat tender grass, shameless."

I don't know which couple she was referring to.

Euphemia Hill, with her long hair loose, sat on the edge of a cliff and dangled her legs.Anthony Hall sat beside her, clasping her right with his left.The Icefield Eagle King flew through the black mist, carrying the freezing cold air.

Seeing Eugene approaching, the princess happily waved her hand, "My God."

Eugene shrank behind the archbishop, and the elf pulled him behind him, staring at the blond girl seriously.

"I made you new clothes." The girl seemed not to notice their little movements, and ran over with a basket, taking things out of it.

I don't know how she got it into such a small basket. It was an incomparably gorgeous pure white wedding dress, with layers of beautiful skirts, gold threads weaving into dense patterns, and the skirt was embellished with crystals of various colors. The stone is like a rainbow around the neck and waist.Eugene poked his head out, flapped his wings, and let out a cheerful chirping sound.

Constantine: "Yes, please, please, will you wear it tonight?"

Euphemia also laughed happily, and the elegant Imperial Rose was as happy as a child praised by her parents.Her condition doesn't look very good either. The ice elemental storm launched by her and Constantine in the mirror world is a real consumption, but the archbishop has stayed in the temple for so long, which is more than she can pretend, only at night It was only when it came that Eugene realized that he was particularly good at sleeping.Her Royal Highness's complexion was as bad as if she had just recovered from a serious illness. Coupled with Anthony Hall's bearded uncle's face, it would be able to make up a scene of bitterness in one's mind in minutes.

Today is the one-year anniversary of the Abyss Change. The former "Dark Temple", now the front line of the tenth district battlefield, is brightly lit tonight.The members of the medical and food department who joined the army and the guardian team of the medical and food department's Sailor Moon team, who could be transferred back, took the time to rush over, put aside the war for a while, and enjoy the rare reunion.

Eugene was not with them, and the black-haired boy who looked more delicate than a girl wore a pure white wedding dress without any sense of disobedience.He stood beside the archbishop who was also dressed in white, put his hands on the railing, and watched the noisy crowd below from upstairs.The former good-for-nothings seem to have washed away the youthful breath on their faces in just one year, and have become resolute.The number of people has decreased, but this kind of thing is inevitable on the battlefield. Fortunately, it is not too many. I have to say that the substitute puppets developed by the mage tower are really easy to use.

"On the battlefield, having this thing is a lifesaver." Robert Alfred sighed, "Thanks to Nathaniel, we can now mass-produce it."

Instead of entering the battlefield, he joined the mage tower for research.Nathaniel Christian asked the elf mother tree to improve the formula for them, and finally allowed this life-saving item that should have been exclusive to nobles to be distributed to the army on a small scale.Apart from dealing with Eugene who burned himself to death with a fire, this high-ranking god regarded the elves as his own children like the God of Light, but expressed tolerance for the unacceptable "demotion" of other gods, and even took the initiative to send His mainland resident identity card was hung on the thickest branch.The mage tower specially set up a teleportation array to lead to the holy land of the elves, so that they could ask the ancestor of the plant department for advice.

They also wanted to discuss it with Eugene, but Eugene was keen on fighting with the gods of the abyss and didn't bother to pay attention to them.

"They are now researching a new magic circle and want to seal the entire abyss." He said, "If they succeed, we will finally be able to enjoy a short period of peace."

Even if Eugene can break free from the curse of the Goddess of Light, no one can expect this kind of seal to be done once and for all.But without the check and balance of the gods, various inventions that were once considered "blasphemous" have sprung up like mushrooms, and some of the abilities of the gods have even been counterfeited, such as the catalytic power of the elf mother tree, which has been put into agricultural use.

"That's great." Eugene laughed. "At that time, let's tear apart the space and slip into another world, shall we?"

"You still want to go to other places to make troubles." Anthony Hall said angrily, "I have heard that you brought an elf ten thousand years ago to make troubles all over the mainland."

Constantine smiled slightly, hiding his achievements and fame.

Eugene curled his lips: "What are you doing up here?"

"Look at you two on your honeymoon." Mary Harris said with a smile, and Arnold Owen was still with her...waiting for the whole team.

And Euphemia Hill, smiling and taking Anthony Hall's arm.

"Uncle is still so old?" Arnold Owen will never learn to speak well.

"Go away." Anthony 1 Hall glared at him, "I don't want to live forever."

Everyone was silent for a moment.

"I've been awake long enough." Euphemia Hill stuck to him happily. "When he dies, we can sleep together forever. This is the best thing."

Anthony Hall looked down at her still girlish face and smiled.

"I think so too." Catwoman answered with a smile, "Short life is worth cherishing. Immortal life is scary when you think about it."

Everyone was noisy again, but the general idea was the same.

Eugene watched them making trouble quietly, and finally couldn't help sighing: "Really."

"If I want to live forever, I will become a god myself." Jeffrey Cecil raised his wine glass to him, "It's not impossible in this environment, happy newlyweds."

"Happy Newlyweds!"

"Happy marriage!"

"hapiness!"

"happy!"

"!"

"...How on earth did you manage to say that exclamation point, hey!"

The author has something to say: It’s over, and by the way, a new article has been opened, and there is no one-day update, I am really a hardworking person hehehe

This article is actually written in a bit of a hurry, and many plots are too lazy to write in detail, such as the Dolph family in the goblin village, the story of Eugene and the elf, Eugene’s defeat ten thousand years ago, and the shabby Cecil’s family Things, and the archbishop actually killed a god before the ice and snow... But as I wrote it, I wanted to go forward to the main line, resulting in a story that was at least three times more than the original (; ?д｀)ゞI'll correct it later... maybe.

Finally, thank you for your company, thank you Daodao, Zhiyue, Lan Lan and other little angels for their comments. The time for parting has come, and we are destined to see you again.