How I Ruled the World by Cooking

In a world based on magic, it stands to reason that magic teleportation arrays should be the main means of transportation between big cities. In fact, God's Blessed Continent did exactly this many years ago.

Thousands of years ago, the two supreme beings, the God of Darkness and the God of Light, somehow turned against each other overnight, and the two churches also opened fire.Obviously, with the help of the teleportation array, in less than a week, the entire continent was completely plunged into war.

This war lasted for hundreds of years, and countless countries rose and fell in troubled times until the family of the God of Darkness was wiped out. Since then, the Church of Light has reached the highest point in a sense.The bishop at the time, Constantine Christian—who is actually still in office now—rebuilt the first district as the site of the temple, and at the same time ordered the destruction of almost all large long-distance teleportation circles despite the obstruction of the mage tower.

And it directly caused an illiterate boy to slump on the sofa boredly at this moment, with only one magic book "Common Language in China (Children's Edition)" beside him to read, and he couldn't play it outside or read it too loudly, lest he would read it too loudly. Startled the clothes rack sitting on the other side.

It is definitely very vivid to call that mysterious man like this. For most of the day since he got in the car, he sat there almost motionless, completely ignoring the existence of Eugene, even if he specially changed it to the one he got from the little maid today. White silk and maid outfits are useless.

He hadn't been told his name, and he probably didn't remember Eugene's name. Unless he was stared at for a long time until he thought that the other party needed to talk to him, this tall and cold sculpture wouldn't even move the folds of his cloak.

Just like all the villains can't help but look for trouble in front of the righteous heroes, as an out-and-out demon creature, Eugene really can't control his desire to provoke the other party.In just half a day, he completely forgot about Thomas's mother's respectful teachings, and with the mentality of "flirt and not die", Eugene enthusiastically tried to strike up a conversation with his fellow travelers.

"You are quite tall." Eugene tried to use the most sincere compliment as the opening remark to touch the heart of the other party.

He arched forward, and the suspenders of the maid's skirt on the white shirt slid down - after all, it is still difficult for a flat chest to support this kind of design, let alone this strange operation of wearing a shirt inside.

They were already prepared to be ignored by the other party, but they didn't expect the sculpture to respond quickly.

"Thank you," he replied politely.Shockingly, despite some stumbles, he actually spoke the dialect of Kale City, "Among the goblin population, Mr. Walker is also quite tall and straight."

He spoke slowly, with a gentle voice, and there was absolutely no praise or criticism in his tone.He was just stating a fact very rigorously.

Really, it's hard to be hostile to such a person, for any creature.I'm afraid that even if he is a shrew cursing the street, it will sound as solemn and natural as if he is reciting a divine scripture.

Such a thought suddenly flashed in Eugene's mind, and then he was amused by himself.

The mysterious man sat quietly on the spot, with the mask facing his direction, watching the boy suddenly twisted with laughter, and made a terrifying "hee hee hee" sound between several pillows.He was as calm as if there was nothing but air in front of him.

Even a demon would appreciate such a traveling companion.

Then Eugene began to completely let himself go, asking all kinds of weird questions to his new friend (wan) friend (yi), and the mysterious man actually answered all of them seriously.The more we talked, the more Eugene felt that what was sitting in front of him was not a living person, but an ancient library with countless collections.He can tell even the epic of the Chaos Zone, except for the part that seems a bit secret, where Eugene is told bluntly "unless you join the church and become at least a deacon priest, you can't touch these things. "

"However, I'm only 1 meters." Eugene grumbled, while raising the sweetness of his voice, trying to maximize the advantages of this body, "The bottom line of the preaching priest's height is 67 meters. So unfair to the goblins."

"Dwarves and goblins will never become priests." The mysterious man did not waver, "They have their own beliefs - after you become an adult, your blood will naturally tell you. On this continent, height represents not only It's as simple as height."

Right right right also represents the camp, right? The God of Light likes big people. In order to fight against Him, all the subordinates of the God of Darkness are dwarfs, as you just said.

"It's not fair at all. I'm so close to 1 meters." Eugene babbled, "If only we could equalize our heights."

For the first time, the mysterious man did not answer his words.

This was unbelievable for a mysterious traveling companion who had maintained a polite to stern attitude, and Eugene turned over in confusion, wanting to see what was wrong with him.

"I don't understand the dialect phrases very well." The mysterious man paused for a long time before responding at a slower speed than before, and his voice was filled with emotion for the first time.

His voice sounded a little confused: "You're too young to be an adult yet."

"???" Eugene was the one who was really deceived, "I'm just a little short, but I'm already an adult, thank you?"

The gray-black mask stared at him.

"If you insist, we can get engaged first." The mysterious man said slowly, "The wedding will be held after you come of age."

"......"silence.

long silence.

Can't understand people's language?

Eugene lay on the spot and understood for a long while, and finally made sure that he probably heard correctly.

"...What?" The young man looked dazed as if struck by lightning.

The mysterious person has already begun to straighten out his thoughts: "I have never accepted other people's marriage proposals, so I don't know how to respond, please forgive me. But another thing I need to tell you is that the lifespan of the goblin race is about 150 to two years. Between a hundred years old, and my personal life expectancy is probably only about eighty years at most. If we get married, I will almost certainly leave before you, I hope you can seriously consider it."

Eugene tried desperately to keep up with his thoughts, but it seemed difficult.

...Why on earth would he think that I was just asking him...to marry me?

What kind of snake skin operation is this? Is there an official explanation? ? ? ?

"So are you in a difficult situation?" The mysterious man asked calmly. "I support your idea. Although it is still possible to enter into a new marriage after losing a spouse, many people are still afraid of losing their partner."

"That's not the point." Eugene himself started to become prosperous and dazed one step ahead, "Can you take off the mask and have a look?"

It wasn't until he said the words that he realized that it was a bit too much, but what was surprising was that the mysterious man actually took off the mask covering his face.

Elf.

Pointy long ears, delicate and elegant appearance, forest-like rich green pupils.If Eugene's appearance looks like a "creation" that is so perfect that it is false, then this person does not have such a sharp and demon-like bewitching feeling, but still makes people dare not look directly at him with his noble and majestic beauty.

A few strands of his long hair also fell out with the movement, and the off-white, lifeless luster was winding on the dark red cloak.

"I'm already one thousand and ten years old." The elf noticed that Eugene was looking at his hair. "Our family's appearance will not gradually age with the passage of time, and we will keep our best appearance until death. Hair and Experience is the only thing that can tell our age, and they never lie."

So, I still got into an old house?Whether it will burn me in case of fire is still a question.

Eugene's mind began to become dirty uncontrollably: "So in the past and the coming years..."

"I was fighting all the time when I was young." When facing his suitor, the elf was undoubtedly more tolerant than before, answering every question, "I didn't have time to get married at that time. After the war was over, I would never Nobody tried to propose to me anymore."

Eugene couldn't help complaining: "To be repelled in front of this face, it seems that your status is very high."

"My name is Constantine Christian." The elf replied, "I am working in the temple now, and I am a bishop."

The author has something to say: the first day of a blind date.

Married the next day.

Give birth on the third day.

yeah!

I'm joking (￣▽￣) "This article does not give birth to cubs, but Eugene has fertility

PS. To catch a bug, I forgot that the original setting of this guy is already an adult... When I read the outline, I found that it was not on the ORZ

The archbishop forced marriage to engagement just because he was cowardly (￣▽￣)"