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"Huh?" When "Nakahara Chuya" looked at the opposite side, his eyes changed, and the feeling of "what are you kidding" almost overflowed.

"Hey, I'm not a big deal, but I'm just like the chief cabinet officer." Ghost Lantern waved his hand indifferently.

Ah, is the First Assistant Officer equivalent to the Chief Cabinet Secretary?There was also a moment of stagnation in the Central Plains. In the previous world, Lord Ghost Lantern did not describe to them in detail what his job responsibilities represented. It was just that Lord Ghost Lantern was a very busy and powerful person from the language. .

But he really didn't expect such a high position.

"It seems that I didn't explain it to you in detail over there, but it's true. After all, you are still alive, and it doesn't make any practical sense to tell you these things." , the so-called "community" virus on the cat should have been lifted, right? "

"Hey?" Several people looked at the Yuji black cat beside them curiously, and found that the magic circle-like mark on the big cat had indeed disappeared.

"In this case, the abilities on your leader should also be removed." Edogawa Ranpo said decisively, "If you have time to waste time with us here, why not give your leader a call?"

"A bunch of nonsense..." Before "Akutagawa Ryunosuke" finished speaking, "Nakahara Chuya" raised his hand to stop him from speaking, and took out his mobile phone to call Koyo Ozaki, "Sister Momiji, what's the status of the boss?" What's up? Okay? I see."

As he said, he put down his phone and looked at them with puzzled eyes, "What's going on?"

"Well... Simply put, it is to make it impossible for people with supernatural powers to use supernatural powers, like this." After thinking about it, Ghost Lamp explained.

"But... I shouldn't have such ability, right? I'm not Dazai." Oda Sakunosuke showed a puzzled expression.

"Neither I nor "you", but Daji has. "Ghost Lantern stroked his chin with his fingers, "Whether it is sucking people dry or sucking people to the point where they are only a line away from being dry, it is very handy for Daji. No matter what kind of supernatural power, even if you leave The type that will still operate automatically after the body, in essence, still needs to rely on the mental power of the supernatural person to maintain it. Most of the types that operate automatically after leaving do not have a high demand for mental power, even if the supernatural person falls asleep or even The mental power of a coma can also be maintained, but if the person with the supernatural ability completely loses even this little mental power, the supernatural power will be released directly. "

"So that's how it is...that is to say, the current person with the supernatural ability is almost on the brink of death, so even if he doesn't want to, the supernatural ability will be forcibly removed." Osamu Dazai nodded knowingly.

"Actually, it is not accurate to say that it is near death, because that fox does not really attack people in this world. If it is caught, it will be kicked out, so she just drained that person's energy. Simply put It is to absorb almost all the other party's mental power, although it must have sucked a lot of anger, but at most it will make the other party seriously ill, and it will not really kill him." Ghost Lantern corrected The loopholes in the opponent's words.

"Hell is really strict." Even though he was saying this, Dazai looked at Ghost Lamp with a delicate expression, he didn't forget what Ghost Lamp said to the phone earlier, it doesn't matter if you just kill him.

But Ghost Lamp just looked at him with an unusually calm expression, "Anyway, I'm a high-ranking official, what's the problem?"

"No, nothing." This person was very difficult to deal with in various senses, and Osamu Dazai realized this very deeply at this moment.

"Well, does hell really exist in this world?" Kunikida Doppo, the most innocent of all, couldn't help but curiously took out the notebook in his hand, and asked while pushing his glasses.

"Of course there is, not only hell, but also the kingdom of heaven." Ghost Lantern was also happy to explain to him when he saw such a pure and good person, "People who do a lot of good things will go to the kingdom of heaven, and people who do a lot of bad things People who will go to hell will go to hell, and the Hall of Ten Kings is an institution for such judgments."

"Simple and straightforward." Fukuzawa Yukichi nodded clearly.

"That's right, death is an experience that everyone can only experience once in a lifetime, so when a person's life and death come to the tribunal, they will be carefully studied, and then comprehensively judged based on various factors, and finally The verdict is made, so the trial of the Ten Kings Hall is very strict and meticulous." Ghost Lamp said and raised his fingers, "Of course there is a simple process, after all, the modern population explosion, if everyone is carefully tried, the time The conference is not enough, even if there is a difference in time flow between the tribunal and the present world, it is too late."

As he said that, he pointed his finger at Edogawa Ranpo over there, "For example, his parents went directly to the kingdom of heaven through the simplified procedure, and he himself will probably go directly to the kingdom of heaven in the future."

"Is that so?" Edogawa Ranpo opened his eyes, it was the first time he heard about his parents from an inhuman after many years.

"But you will deduct points from me for not making any decent offerings to your parents." Gui Deng withdrew his hand and touched his chin, ignoring the other party's flustered expression for a moment and continued, "But consider The education you received has always been atheism, and in modern society, there is really nothing that we come out of, so forget it. And your parents are also super open-minded. Not only are they not dissatisfied with you for not having any offerings, but they are also very happy It really looks like a child raised by a smart person is not ordinary?"

Edogawa heaved a sigh of relief after Ranbu flustered, and Fukuzawa Yukichi at the side stretched out his hand and patted him on the back to comfort him, "That's great... I'll prepare offerings for my parents from today! "

"Didn't you say it's unnecessary?" Gui Deng helplessly shook his head, turned his head and looked at the people of the Armed Detective Agency one by one, and the hairs on the backs of all of them stood on end, "Well, what you say, in the future you should Everyone can enter the kingdom of heaven, except this guy."

He said and pointed to Osamu Dazai.

"Why?" Atsushi Nakajima asked impatiently, and then he closed his mouth as if he had realized something.

Osamu Dazai himself was not surprised by this incident at all. Just when he was about to speak, a familiar voice came from the window of the office outside, "Master Ghost Lantern, I'm here."

Osamu Dazai turned his head suddenly, and saw "Oda Sakunosuke" holding the two people by their back collars in one hand, and leaning on the window sill with the other hand to come in.

"Why so fast? Didn't you say that the taxi would take at least an hour?" Ghost Lantern asked the two people curiously, and threw them on the ground.

"No, actually I made a wrong call, and I got an Oborosha for a taxi. I didn't expect that an Oboroche came to pick me up and sent me directly here." "Oda Sakunosuke" pointed out the window and said Oboroche who didn't fly away said.

Others couldn't see what was outside the window, but Ghost Lantern nodded clearly, "I even forgot that Oboro Che has indeed expanded its business to the human world." They, assistant officials, often go to the world for inspections, relying on two Running on legs is also not very realistic.

"Ah, Dazai." "Oda Sakunosuke" waved his hand at Osamu Dazai, and nodded with satisfaction seeing him wearing a sand-colored windbreaker, "I heard from Ango that you are in the Armed Detective Agency, and now it seems that you are really Very good."

When Osamu Dazai heard this, he didn't even have time to be moved by the reunion of old friends, and subconsciously blurted out: "Why did you hear it from Ango?"

"Ah? Because you didn't sleep on the Obon Festival?" "Oda Sakunosuke" was also quite aggrieved, "I was a dead person when I first died, and I only came out to look for you on the Obon Festival every year, and You have to go back before 12 o'clock, but none of you sleep, I can't sleep even if I want to, and later I became a jailer, but I can delay going back later. As a result, Anwu still has two days of sleep in the past few years, you Don't sleep at all, you don't lie down until I'm gone."

When "Oda Sakunosuke" said this, he ignored the other person's blank expression, walked over and patted Osamu Dazai on the shoulder, "Dazai, although I wanted to tell you before, but now I feel that I need it more I remind you, don’t commit suicide, Dazai, the world after death is not as good as you think, and suicide is still a felony, there are many punishments in hell, and the sentences are super long, you will only suffer if you commit suicide.”

"..." Osamu Dazai was silent for a long time before he asked slowly, "Really a lot?"

"Well, the mountains of swords and seas of fire, the mountains of needles and the pan of oil, are all real." "Oda Sakunosuke" revealed his true feelings that he would never reveal easily when he was still a human. "It hurts so much, and the pain lasts too long."

"That's right, in hell, if there is a dead person who dares to commit the crime of theft, he will be punished to serve in the black rope hell for 13 trillion years." The ghost lamp said a very terrifying length of time indifferently.

Dazai Osamu's face was really green now.

"Don't worry, you are not a dead person yet, and what I just said was also aimed at people who have been sentenced to hell." Ghost Lantern looked at the two foreigners in his hand, as if looking at two large pieces of garbage, "In fact, although I belong to the Tribunal, but the people in the Palace of Ten Kings are not very willing to see someone fall into hell."

"By the way, what are you going to do with these two people?" Ghost Lantern picked up the two people and shook them. The fat man with the obvious blue-black eyes under his eyes didn't respond when he tossed them like this, while the other moaned as if he was about to When he woke up, he was thrown over again by Ghost Lantern with a knife in his hand.

"Cough..." Feeling that if he didn't say anything else, he might be drawn into a worse topic, Osamu Dazai said quickly, "These two people are just pawns, their real brains are not here, don't put If that guy is caught, these two people will be used again even if they are released."

"It's really troublesome." Ghost Lantern showed an obviously bored expression on his face, "If there are large-scale deaths in this world, hell will be very busy. Really, I'll go back and ask, and then someone will give you the news Well, the other world can’t get involved in the affairs of this world, so that’s the only way to play around the edges.”

Is it wrong for you to say such a thing as a high-ranking official in hell?

The smile on Osamu Dazai's face could hardly hold back.