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Heaven!

This is a place that countless people are very curious about, especially for those who are still alive.

You know, this is not a so-called heaven man-made in the general sense, it is genuine, and it is different from another world in this world!

Yuji Maomao leaned over to look curiously, but Ghost Lantern seemed to understand what he meant, "Ah, I will be responsible for guiding you at that time, and I will definitely see his parents in the tourist area of ​​the Kingdom of Heaven by then." .”

He said, pointing to Edogawa Ranpo who had been stiff ever since he heard that he was going to heaven.

"I, me, me, I'm not nervous. Detective is very, very looking forward to seeing his parents." Edogawa Ranpo quickly regained his composure after being flustered at the beginning, that is, the speed of his speech Unusually fast, "I am now a top-notch detective with a national reputation, and my father and mother will definitely be proud of me."

"I think so." Fukuzawa Yukichi on the side nodded in agreement.

Hearing Fukuzawa Yukichi's approval, Edogawa Ranpo immediately became happy, and he almost wanted to jump up happily.

"But can't you go to hell and see it?" Osamu Dazai turned his head curiously and asked.

"Within the time limit, if you feel that you have visited enough heaven, you can also go to hell. Anyway, there are many sightseeing areas for tourists on both sides." Ghost Lantern doesn't mind at all, "In fact, Japan Hell has pretty good dealings with European Hell, Egyptian Hell."

"What about the hell in that big country to the west?" Dazai asked another question desperately.

"It's good. The assistant officials of the Taishan Hall and the Wudao Revolving Hall are from that country. And the assistant officials of the Taishan Hall are pandas poached from there." Ghost Lantern couldn't help introducing.

"What! Panda!" Everyone couldn't bear the mention of this world-renowned rare animal.Even the youngest three little ones who have never had a chance to talk—the Akutagawa brothers and sisters and Nakajima Atsushi couldn’t help their eyes shining. Every time they go to Tokyo, they will definitely find a way to go to Ueno Zoo just to go Look at the pandas over there, but there are always so many tourists in the Panda Pavilion, and they queue up for two hours to watch for two minutes.

"After going to the kingdom of heaven, if you are still interested, I will take you to see it." Ghost Lantern watched them discuss enthusiastically, but he had a plan in his heart.

That's right, as long as these people continue to walk the right path and do good deeds in the future, they might all go to heaven, but what about going to heaven? It doesn't matter if it's a good person who goes to heaven, as long as he can dig it up, he will never be soft!

A group of people who didn't know about Ghost Lamp's "wolf ambition" were still excitedly discussing about pandas, "How should pandas be assistants?"

"It must be a panda monster! And even if it's not a monster, isn't Mr. Yukichi just as capable?"

The group discussed the matter of the panda for a long time, and Akutagawa Yincai whispered as if curious: "Since the book can be recycled, why is the Dresden slate still in Tokyo?"

Akutagawa Ryunosuke froze for a moment. Their brother and sister were all victims of the previous Red King's sword drop incident. Hearing what his sister said at this time, he immediately felt a little uncomfortable.

Yuji Maomao also seemed to notice their reaction, and put the two plates of fig snacks on the table in front of them.

Ghost Lamp raised his eyebrows, and explained: "Because the stone slab has been formed for too long, it has become one of the pillars of the world."

"The... pillar of the world?" Zhong Yuanzhong also frowned strangely.

"In the beginning, super power items in the world were very rare, because they were rare but powerful, so they attracted primitive item worship, and this early item worship further amplified their own abilities." Ghost Lamp explained, " The end result is that these items have a very unique feedback effect on the world."

"Take the two cornerstones of the European continent as an example, the third power of seven and the Dresden stone slab. It can continue to promote the stability of the global ecological circle." Ghost Lantern picked up the edamame on the table with chopsticks and put it aside as a gesture, "Then there is the Dresden Slate, the Slate can choose the king, and it will continue to spread around the world. Inner-manufacturers."

"Because of this kind of strength, long duration and wide range of influence, we call these objects the pillars of the world." Ghost Lamp put down the chopsticks in his hand, "Because these things have indeed affected all the world's pillars." aren't people?"

"World pillar items have already had a huge enough impact on the world. If there are no other alternatives or there is no way to weaken their influence to a sufficient extent, we will rashly take them away, which will only give The world brings new troubles." Ghost Lantern said, looking at the girl over there, and then comforted, "But the Dresden Stone Slab has been restrained for almost half a century under the pressure of the King of Gold. Maybe there is a chance to be recovered by hell or heaven."

"So, if that book stays in this world long enough, it has a great chance of becoming a new pillar of the world, right?" Osamu Dazai said sharply.

"That's right, that's why we need to recycle the book before it really causes a commotion on a large scale." Ghost Lamp nodded, and then couldn't help sighing, "So although this kind of item constitutes the past of our world in a sense, but From my personal point of view, it is better to recycle it and let the world develop itself."

"That's true." Fukuzawa Yukichi also agreed with him.

"Okay, it's about time for me to go back." Ghost Lantern took out his pocket watch and looked at it. "I have other work tonight."

"Ah, please wait a moment." Osamu Dazai said hastily, "There is one last question I want to ask, um, I want to know, that Russian..."

"Oh, you mean the mastermind behind the dragon war? He's not in Japan, and he's still a living person. We can't do anything to him." Ghost Lantern explained, "But regarding his problem, I also Come forward and discuss with the European hell, if he comes to Japan and dies here next time, I can detain him directly, without returning his soul to the European side."

"So, how to arrange for him to stay forever depends on your ability." When Ghost Lantern spoke, a strong evil spirit flashed in his eyes, "We will definitely turn a blind eye to this aspect. "

After he finished speaking, he stood up, "Thank you for your hospitality, I will take my leave first."

"Sure enough, you are indeed Lord Ghost Lantern." Osamu Dazai couldn't help but sigh, "Yoxi, in order to be able to go to hell and taunt that annoying Russian in the future, I must catch that guy too!"

"Let's not talk about that annoying guy, what I want to say is, what clothes are you going to wear when you go to heaven?" Zhongyuan Zhong is also more curious about this matter, "Otherwise we will go to Bai Qilin's studio to order two sets of clothes ?”

"Hey, why did you go to that troublesome guy? Speaking of which, last time we were too busy to attend his opening ceremony, he even made several trips to the detective agency." Dazai Osamu looked disgusted.

"It's because of this that I don't want to just buy two sets of clothes." Nakahara Chuya also felt quite a headache for Shibusawa Ryuhiko, so he thought about spending money and eliminating disasters.

The topic at the dinner table can never last for too long. I just talked about clothes for a while, and soon the topic was pulled to an unknown place.

Yuji Maomao is very happy. Its two favorite people have returned, and the house has returned to its original lively state. For it, there is nothing better than this.

A few days later, they found a rest day, and everyone gathered together, ready to set off to visit the kingdom of heaven.

Before going out, everyone said that they should prepare formal clothes, dresses, etc., and when they really wanted to leave, everyone wore the clothes they were most used to in the past.

"Hey, let's go then." Fukuzawa Yukichi looked around, and finally he was the first to reach out and tear off the side ticket of the travel voucher in his hand.

After the group of people tore off the side ticket, nothing happened unexpectedly. Just when they were wondering, they suddenly heard the beautiful music of music coming from outside the window. They turned their heads and saw them There is a large golden cloud floating outside the window, and there are people like fairies playing and singing on the clouds.

Sitting in the center of the large golden cloud was the ghost lamp dressed in white hunting clothes.

"Ghost, Mr. Ghost Lantern?" Several people had never seen this battle, and they were a little confused for a while.

"Well, I'm taking you to heaven after all, so I'm using the advanced version that takes the dead directly to heaven." Ghost Lantern gave them a thumbs up, "This is a super high-end bus that only the dead with high morals can have the opportunity to experience. .”

"No, what, we're not dead yet..." Fukuzawa Yukichi said with a delicate expression.

"In short, please arrange your bodies first." The ghost lamp signaled that they had better find a place to sit down or simply lie down. A group of people quickly occupied the sofa, chairs, and tables in the president's office. There was really no room, so I simply lay down on the ground. Anyway, there was a carpet carefully cared for by Mr. Yuji, so I was not afraid of being dirty or uncomfortable at all.

"Then, Heaven Tour Group, let's go!" As soon as they lay down, they all appeared on the super big cloud brought by the ghost lamp. Make a hand gesture, "Generally speaking, one would drive such a high-standard cloud to receive respected dead, but the director of our reception department, Tujinitian."

"So it's been said that we're not dead yet." Zhong Yuanzhong didn't know how to complain, "And this thing is actually a bus?"

"This is the gate of the other world. All the dead will come here immediately after death. One end of this passage leads to the court, and the other end leads directly to the kingdom of heaven. There are often dead who try to escape directly to the kingdom of heaven, but Because we have two very capable gatekeepers, no dead person has succeeded in thousands of years." The ghost lamp flew into a long passage with this wonderful cloud, and introduced by the way, "Because we are a tour group, So we can go directly to the direction of the kingdom of heaven.”

The cloud led a group of people to fly straight towards the kingdom of heaven, and they all saw the dead below wearing triangular scarves and white mourning clothes, and the two gatekeepers bull head and horse face urging the dead to go to the direction of the court.

"How should I put it...these two gatekeepers really give people a very sturdy feeling." Osamu Dazai couldn't help but said in a cold sweat when he saw that the dead man was almost cut in two with a knee strike from the bull head.

"That's right, and because the dead are already dead, no matter what cruel treatment they suffer, they will be reborn." Ghost Lantern didn't feel that he had said anything like a tiger or a wolf, and just drove the golden cloud to the heaven.

His words made Osamu Dazai tremble again, and he firmly believed that he must be a good person in the future, and then he had better live his idea for 500 years.