cat blues

The commercial street in Heaven is also very bustling. After all, it is a tourist area for tourists, and there are all kinds of wonderful products in various shops.

When Edogawa Ranpo met his parents over there, after a few people on the side looked at each other, Oda Sakunosuke turned his head to look at the ghost lamp on the side, "Mr. Can we still meet up here?"

This city is really not big. If you really get lost, you may only need to yell to get them out, so the ghost lamp nodded very readily, "Go and play, I have been here many times, so I won't follow you." Now that you are together, I will go to the tea house over there to drink tea."

"Okay..." After hearing this, several people immediately scattered out.

Almost all the shops in the Kingdom of Heaven sell gorgeous and beautiful products, whether it’s fabrics that are so beautiful that they can glow during the day, wonderful flowers that don’t know what species they are, or huge and gorgeous jewelry, they are all beautiful. Excessive, giving people a completely different appearance than it should be in this world.

Yosano Akiko looked at the store full of things, hesitated for a long time but could not make up her mind to buy clothes, she was a shopaholic, faced with the goods on the street, she didn't know what to do.

"I really don't know what to buy." Yosano Akiko looked at the dazzling array of products, hesitated for a long time, and finally said so hard.

"That's right..." Zhongyuan also had a difficult choice when choosing accessories. Although both hats and necklaces are beautiful, it is really difficult to choose what to buy.

"Although I think the things here are very beautiful to buy back for collection, but it's really inconvenient to buy them back but not to go out." Yosano Akiko said thoughtfully, and Akutagawa Yin nodded along.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke originally thought that they were thinking too much, but when he saw that the tea sets he wanted to buy seemed to glow, he felt a little numb.

"Boss, is there anything that doesn't shine?" Atsushi Nakajima, who had the most common sense, ran to the counter quickly after being surprised, and asked the boss honestly.

"No, after all, it's a special product of Heaven." The boss said with a smile, "If it's inconvenient to take it out because it emits light, there is a specialty store for goods from this world and hell next door. The things in hell are very durable. The only problem is that the appearance is not very good, things in this world are much better, but unfortunately the Internet in the Kingdom of Heaven has not been very good."

"Thank you..." Hearing this, the group of people couldn't help slandering wildly in their hearts for a while.

In the end, they still couldn't hold back the idea of ​​shopping. One and two bought things honestly, and Akiko Yosano even went to the next door to buy two large pieces of fabric, which were said to be woven by the celestial maidens. The exquisite pattern is completely worthy of its title of heavenly female feather clothing.

Although Akutagawa Ryunosuke didn't seem to want to buy those glowing tea sets, Akutagawa Gin decided to buy a whole set for his brother.

On the side, Zhongyuan Zhong also bought two hats with very unique styles. The neck ornaments here are a bit too retro, and they are all in the style of necklaces. There is no choker that he prefers, and most of them are inlaid with quite gorgeous jewelry. , Whether it is used as a decoration or as a collection, I always feel that I will be laughed at as a nouveau riche when I see it.

From this point of view, it seems that the decorations in the kingdom of heaven have no right to blame the items in hell for their poor shape, right?

With this in mind, they went to the shop next door, which is said to also sell goods from hell and this world. There is nothing to say about the goods in this world, just like the things sold in the shop around them. prefer some.But hell's cargo is pretty incredible.

Looking at the rows of shelves, they suddenly found that the things in hell are indeed very subtle, and felt that people in the kingdom of heaven did have the right to laugh at the aesthetics of hell.

The workmanship of the goods imported from Hell is also quite fine, which is not bad, but the craftsmen seem to particularly like snakes, spiders, scorpions and other dangerous creatures that make people feel chills at the first glance, and the background is mostly the mountain of needles. The sea of ​​flames is an overly directional pattern, whether it is a kimono, accessories, souvenirs, or even stationery, most of these dangerous materials are used.

And another material that is used on a large scale in hell is goldfish. It may not be accurate to say this, it is better to say that there are goldfish on the top and grass stems on the bottom.This thing is indeed more beautiful than those dangerous elements before, but the picture is still so strange no matter how you look at it.

Especially the eyes of the goldfish look too weird. This kind of godless bubble eyes paired with red, golden red, and purple goldfish looks like the eyes of a dead fish, although the fish in hell feel It can't be called a live fish, but it is... extremely subtle, very magical!

In particular, there is an overly lifelike snapdragon figurine among them. When Akutagawa Gin passed by, maybe the hem of the clothes or the hair swept the figurine, and the figurine actually shook. The dead fish eyes staring at you are as terrifying as the picture of a dying person, the picture is really hard to look at directly!

Except for Dazai Osamu, no one can stand this kind of mental pollution.

The group finally left the Hell Souvenir Shop as if they were fleeing.

Dazai wanted to buy a snapdragon souvenir, but was forcibly dragged away by Nakaya, who couldn't stand it anymore.

Fortunately, other souvenirs on this street are very normal. The fruits and vegetables look like carved gold, and the taste is particularly good. The whole group can’t imagine that such quality vegetables have arrived at Yujimao. What kind of delicacies can be made by the hands of cats.

What's more, the fruits and vegetables in heaven are so cheap that they cost nothing, especially when compared with the expensive fruits and vegetables in this world.

"It turned out that we agreed to buy souvenirs, but did everyone buy a lot of vegetables and fruits in the end?" Seeing that everyone was carrying two big bags of vegetables and fruits, Yosano Akiko held his forehead weakly.

"I'm really sorry, the current capacity of the Rashomon below is limited, and I really can't fit any more." Obviously he used the Rashomon to hold things, but Akutagawa Ryunosuke felt like he had a bunch of things stuffed in his stomach It's the same thing, there is a weird feeling of being full.

"Oh, Akutagawa-kun, you've worked hard." Dazai Osamu stepped forward and said to Akutagawa Ryunosuke very dog-leggedly.

And everyone is no stranger to his dog-legged behavior.

You must know that ever since he came back from another world, Akutagawa Ryunosuke praised his "Retrograde" in front of Dazai Osamu, and the result really made Dazai Osamu so happy that he was about to float to the sky, and wrote another short story on the spot Come out and send it to Yanami Bookstore.

It's a pity that all of them were so busy afterwards that they didn't have much time to write new articles, and this was the result of President Fukuzawa's intentional isolation of them to prevent them from getting involved in the affairs of the military department.

However, Zhongye still submitted several poems. After all, poems are not like novels. As long as they are full of emotion and inspiration, they can be written in one go. Most importantly, the number of words is really small enough.

As for the others, it can only be said that Oda Sakunosuke and Akutagawa Ryunosuke, who have experienced such a bizarre situation, are full of inspiration and new pits. If it weren't for Oda Sakunosuke's first two pits that haven't been filled in, the third one will be opened. Fearing that he would be sacrificed to heaven by the editor, he would definitely do such a thing.

Fortunately, there are outlines for the first two pits, and the second pit is the work he misses the most, so the writing is fairly smooth.As for Akutagawa, he is busy with the start of school, tutoring, and the three sides of the detective agency. Although he has thought about the new pit a few times, it is still in the outline state and he has no energy to fill it in.

Now let's turn the picture back, Dazai Osamu is holding the dog-legged Akutagawa Ryunosuke forward, and even took the two bags in his hand, trying to get the things in his hand Pass it over and let the other person take the three-person portion.

Zhongyuan Zhong also wanted to kick him, "Don't think about it, haven't you noticed that I haven't used supernatural powers since I came to Gao Tianyuan?"

Osamu Dazai immediately realized that they all came to heaven in the state of soul, so Chuya Chuya, who is essentially a human being, did not bring Huangba along with him, and Chuya Chuya's "supernatural power" is actually against Without Huangbatu's divine power, without Huangbatu, the Central Plains would not be able to control gravity.

"By the way, if we look at it this way, can we take these fruits and vegetables back?" Osamu Dazai couldn't help asking his soul, and the group of people were also taken aback by his question.

"It's ok." Just as they were deep in thought about this question, an unfamiliar voice suddenly sounded, which startled them all.

"Hello, I'm Ranpo's father." Edogawa's father, who looked very young, greeted these young people with a smile.

"I'm mom—" Edogawa's mother also smiled and waved to them.

Not far behind the two couples, Edogawa Ranpo was holding several cloud marshmallows of various flavors in one hand, and a box of Taiyaki in the other hand, and he was biting a large Candy apples, eat and move forward.

Behind him was Fukuzawa Yukichi who also had all kinds of snacks in his hands.

What is more surprising is the Yukichi big cat who is following Fukuzawa Yukichi. At this time, Yukichi big cat is also very rare at this time, with both hands full of snacks and a fish in his mouth. chewing.Fukuzawa Yukichi not only didn't say a word like don't walk while eating, but even gently advised it to eat slowly, so good-tempered that it almost made people wonder if it was a different person.

"Because I bought it from a store that sells cat snacks, the taste of the cat snacks in the past life should be different from the taste of the present world. Seeing Mr. Cat eating so happily, the taste should be good." Edogawa's mother said with a smile.

"Everyone is tired from walking, let's go to the teahouse on the side and have a cup of tea. If you are not used to teahouses, there is a coffee shop two steps ahead." Edogawa's father walked over to help them carry things together.

"Okay, okay." A group of people followed in a daze.