cat blues

When the group returned to the teahouse where the ghost lamp was, they all carried a few strange items in their hands, all of which were drawn during the lottery in the shopping street, because the ghost lamp had already reminded them earlier, So when they went to the lottery draw, they were very calm, but Fukuzawa Yukichi was very happy, because he got a cat language translator. A wonderful machine that talks to Yukichi the big cat.

As a result, a group of them were trying to get Yujimaomao to speak on the way here, which made Yujimao, who seldom made a sound, feel very embarrassed.

The lottery prizes given by the lottery in the shopping street in the Kingdom of Heaven are indeed as suggested by the ghost lamp, which is very strange. The first prize is a "blessing" bestowed by an unknown god, the second prize is a beautiful encounter, and the third prize is a very painful one at that time. Afterwards, it can become a good memory experience. The fourth prize is given to the real object, but this real object is also very subtle. The fourth prize is to pick up something, the fifth prize is an air purifier, and the sixth prize is a cat language translator. The seventh prize is soy sauce.

This lottery prize is really full of flaws from head to toe, so when they draw the lottery, what they think most is that they can win the fifth prize. After seeing something like a cat language translator, Fukuzawa Yukichi He tried his best to win this prize, and his whole body was burning during the draw.

As a result, he really won the draw as he wished, which made Fukuzawa Yukichi very happy.

But this cat language translator is not good at all. They ran out of battery after playing with it for a while, and what made them speechless was that this thing actually uses AA batteries. When they discovered this, There is a subtle sense of disillusionment in all of us.

Most of them only got the seventh prize of soy sauce, but seeing that it was said to be brewed with fu beans, everyone guessed that the soy sauce should taste very good.

She got a "wonderful encounter" with Akiko Yosano, but no one could imagine what kind of encounter she would encounter, and some even speculated whether she would meet the other half of her life.

Zhongyuanzhong also got an air purifier, and he decided to put it in the office when he went back, hoping that it would be able to purify the air by then.

The luckiest one is Yukichi Maomao, it directly won the first prize, the "blessing" bestowed by the unknown god, because Fukuzawa Yukichi drew the prize after Yuji Maomao, everyone doubts whether it is Fukuzawa Yukichi was affected by the luck of Yukichi Maomao, so that he successfully got the cat language translator he wanted most.

"It seems that your harvest is quite good." Seeing the happy expressions on their faces, Ghost Lantern nodded in understanding, "Let's go, let's go to the next attraction."

"Here is the healing spring water, which can treat simple trauma and muscle fatigue and other problems." Ghost Lantern introduced the scenic spot in front of them, "My personal suggestion, instead of soaking in it directly, it is better to go to the spring water waterfall over there to practice. have a look?"

"Don't worry about wet clothes, after all, this is heaven, and it will dry soon." Ghost Lantern pointed to the waterfall that is the source of healing spring water.

Everyone was really interested in things like waterfall practice, so everyone joined hands—Fukuzawa Yukichi and the cat—and lined up to the bottom of the waterfall. After standing still with difficulty, they clasped their hands together and felt the impact of the water. baptism.

The running water washed away for a while before they came out from under the waterfall under the call of the ghost lamp. Although at the beginning, everyone was covered in water and looked quite embarrassed, but as the ghost lamp said, after a while, all of them were covered with water. All dry, this wondrous practice paired with healing spring water, all felt refreshed from head to toe.

"This is Taoyuan Township, a famous tourist attraction in the Kingdom of Heaven. The most eye-catching thing is the peach trees everywhere here. By the way, the person who is currently taking care of the peach forest is Momotaro." Not far from the spring is another A scenic spot, Ghost Lantern explained to them, "The Golden Elixir I told you before can be bought at the pharmacy here."

As he spoke, he led the people to a house full of ancient styles. On the plaque of the house were written the words "Full Moon of Bliss".

"But this pharmacy, it's best not to let girls in..." As soon as he said that, the door of the pharmacy was opened aggressively, and a girl came out angrily, "Asshole, Scum, go to hell!"

Inside the opened door was a man in a white Hanfu. The man was covering his swollen cheek with helplessness. Just as he was about to say something, he happened to see the ghost lamp standing at the door, and he said angrily: "I just said why I am so unlucky today, is it because you, a god, came to the door?!"

"There's a beast living inside." Ghost Lamp continued without changing his expression.

"Shut up, ghost!" The man covering his face lowered his hands and shouted at him.

"This is Bai Ze, the beast of the flower planter. Although he has a bad personality, except for the relationship between men and women, he is still very reliable, especially when it comes to medicine." People, in order not to damage their own reputation, I still add an explanation.

"Your Excellency is the legendary Shirasawa who knows everything?" Akutagawa Ryunosuke, who read many Hana family ancient books for writing novels, couldn't help but wonder.

"That's right, I didn't expect this little brother to know me." Bai Ze rubbed his cheeks, and after a closer look, he found that the ghost lamp was not wearing the usual black kimono, but a white hunting suit. It's like being a tour guide.

Bai Ze took a brief look at the people at the door, and immediately recognized them, "It's really rare, the ghost lamp actually allows people who are not dead in this world to visit the other world."

"Excuse me, we want to buy some golden elixir." Fukuzawa Yukichi has also read many ancient books of Huajia, and knows this wonderful existence, but looking at the lady who just left here, he really doesn't want to let his family The two girls from the school came into contact with this beast.

"Okay..." Bai Ze said with a smile, "I have a golden elixir specially for the present world, which can be said to be an absolute cure for diseases in the present world, and at least it can prolong life by five to ten years. , is a very remarkable thing.”

In this world, Yosano Akiko can still be found for trauma, but diseases can only rely on modern medical technology. If there is such an incredible panacea, I always feel at ease.

"What's the price?" Fukuzawa Yukichi asked nervously.

"Eighty thousand yen per piece." Bai Ze quoted a price far lower than they imagined. According to their guess, such a panacea should be a sky-high price. High, but if you think about it carefully, it is very close to the people no matter how you look at it.

"What I gave was the cost price. After all, you are the ones who can be brought to visit the heaven by that ghost lamp guy now. For people like you, even I would hope that you can live as long as possible." Bai Ze said with a smile, "Cash or credit card is fine."

"Oh, by the way, because the medicinal materials used are from heaven and hell, the ingredients cannot be detected by means of this world after taking it back." Seeing Yosano Akiko's eyes full of curiosity, Bai Ze added with a smile, "By the way, beautiful girl over there, would you like to buy some medicines for beauty and beauty? I still have a lot of medicines for health preservation here."

Hearing Bai Ze's mention of health-preserving medicine, Yuji Maomao's eyes lit up immediately, and he quickly ran to Bai Ze's side.

"Oh, this is not... well, I heard that you went to the world before, and I didn't expect to meet you again now, Mr. Cat." Bai Ze touched the big cat's head with a smile, "I feel that you It is much bigger than it was more than 1000 years ago, so cute."

Yuji Maomao scratched his head a little embarrassedly.

As Bai Ze said, he directly took a large bottle of health medicine from his counter and stuffed it into its apron, "Here, this is a reunion gift that I haven't seen for a long time, and this."

As he said, he found another can of snacks from the counter and stuffed them into Yuji's cat's paws, "This is a snack for animals. I think you need to add more taurine."

"Well, since you are friends of Mr. Cat, Jin Dan will give you another [-]% discount." Bai Ze looked around, and finally found a thread-bound book from one side and handed it to Yuji Maomao, "Take it Copy it, this book is full of health-preserving prescriptions formulated with modern medicinal materials, but if you want to really maintain your health, you still need to pay attention to good living and eating habits, it is unrealistic to expect to rely entirely on medicine."

"Tsk, you guys still have the guts to say such things." Ghost Lamp couldn't help complaining, but didn't say anything more.

"Please come and settle the bill." Fukuzawa Yukichi walked over quickly, pulling his cat behind him.

"Well, don't worry, I won't snatch other people's things by force, let alone such a cute Mr. Cat." Bai Ze waved his hand, signaling for the other party to rest assured, "Come on, how many do you want to buy? I recommend this one." It comes in a bottle of 20 pieces. According to the logic, you can only buy one piece each, but I can accommodate you a little bit. By the way, the shelf life of this stuff is 100 years."

Ghost Lantern looked at this blatant violation of regulations, but said nothing, and had no intention of stopping it.

"Please bring me a bottle." Seeing this, how could Fukuzawa Yukichi not know that this meant that the other party was pouring water on himself and others?He was not hypocritical, and bought a whole bottle out of money.

"Let me tell you one more thing. Although this thing can cure all diseases, the effect of prolonging life is only once in a person's life." Bai Ze happily counted the money and said, "Also, this is a gift, for the two little girls beauty sugar pills."

"Thank you..." Fukuzawa Yukichi was not an ignorant person, he nodded and said gratefully.

"Thank you..." The two girls also bowed to Bai Ze in the room.

"You don't need to be so polite, and you are tourists, right? I just have an ordinary shop here, there is nothing to see. Go to other places to have a look. I also have a Yoro waterfall with Daiginjo flowing here, you guys You can pack a few bottles and take them home as souvenirs." Bai Ze smiled and waved at them, "Go, go, have fun."