cat blues

It has been a few days since they came back from the other world. It seems that because they still couldn’t hold back their curiosity that day, they went to the execution ground to watch it. As a result, everyone’s dining table was all green in the past few days after returning. Leafy vegetables, a little red and no meat in sight.

Before leaving, Kazuo Tachihara still told them that his stupid brother might go to find trouble with Yosano Akiko, and left his phone number for them, telling them that if they met a man named "Michiza Tachihara" or similar If the boy with a pseudonym is looking for information about the Angel of Death, call him, and he will have a good talk with his brother in person.

On the other hand, watching Nuliang Liban, who was beaten out of more air than inhaled, before they were about to leave, a salted fish turned upright from the ground, regardless of the wound on his head that was still bleeding, and took a handle in his hand. The fan was handed over to them, and he only said to give the fan to his father, telling him that he was sorry for his father and son.

Then the man didn't say the address of his home, nor did he tell them how to find his father Nuliang Huapiao and his son, just fell down again, blood splashed all over the ground, but Tachihara Michizo and Ghost Lantern turned a blind eye to it , fully demonstrated the ruthlessness and horror of hell.

So the group had no choice but to leave hell in a daze.

After returning to the present world, the first thing they feel is the need to go to the toilet, and then they are hungry. But after lying down for a day, you will be eager to go to the toilet, and you will feel hungry, which is a matter of course.

Because it is too embarrassing for someone to cook a big meal at this time, and seeing such bloody and mosaic things in hell, the whole group felt that although they were starving to death, they absolutely did not want to eat There are red things, and don't eat any kind of meat.

On the last day, they had a rare meal with instant noodles.

Afterwards, a rather unbelievable thing happened, that is, since returning from the other world, Dazai Osamu has been very energetic, and has not slept for three consecutive days, nor has the slightest drowsiness.This weird situation made them a little worried at first, but Edogawa Ranpo told the truth.

"This is the effect of the snapdragon juice that Dazai drank. I guess it is completely harmless, but Dazai will probably fall asleep all day later." He pointed at Dazai's face as he spoke, "Didn't you notice it? ? His eyes are already protruding, if he drinks enough snapdragon juice, his eyes will probably mutate into the bulbous eyes of a goldfish, right?"

"Yah!!!" Osamu Dazai, who took out the mirror and looked at himself, let out a terrified scream.

"Don't worry, the past won't really change, maybe it will be fine when you wake up." Edogawa Ranpo's guess is not a guess at all, but a prediction based on the actual situation.

Hearing his words, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

"That's right. Anyway, Dazai, you can't sleep these days, and you can't get out of the change in appearance, so just write down all the reports that have accumulated recently." Oda Sakunosuke said very scary words naturally. , but he himself didn't think there was anything wrong with this statement, "I will help you ask for leave from the school."

Zhong Yuanzhong also took the lead in expressing his agreement. His strong applause attracted Yuji Maomao who was preparing soup for them outside. Yuji Maomao was the only one among all the people who was not affected by those bloody scenes. It has something to do with its essence or a cat.

Originally, it was difficult to refuse Oda Sakunosuke's request, and with the addition of a Yukichi cat, Osamu Dazai had no choice but to deal with all the accumulated documents honestly while vomiting blood.

For this reason, Dazai gave the few people who were watching the show a hard look, expressing that he had written down the hatred.

After recuperating for a whole week, they finally recovered from watching the scenes that needed to be mosaiced. After they recovered, they all felt that they would turn green after eating grass for a week.

Yuji Maomao was not angry either, and immediately cooked them a sukiyaki feast.

"Speaking of which, the school festival will be held next month." During the meal, Nakahara Chuya suddenly said, "I remember that the Komaba festival of Dongda University is around this time, right?"

"Yeah, November 11-21, almost every year." Dazai Osamu said while quickly snatching a piece of beef, "Speaking of which, we didn't participate in the school festival when we were in middle school. Akutagawa, what did you do for this year's Unabara Festival?"

"I'm from the Literature and Art Department. This year, the Literature and Art Department is still just a reading club." Akutagawa Ryunosuke said coldly.

"It was the same when I was in school. I feel like this is the case every year in the Department of Literature and Art." Zhong also sighed helplessly, "But don't the classes also have activities? When I was in middle school, I worked as a small restaurant for two years. It’s either fried noodles or fried udon, and it’s constantly tripping because of excessive electricity consumption.”

"My next class is a coffee shop this year, and I'm just selling some instant coffee as a waiter." Akutagawa Ryunosuke didn't think there was anything to say about such a thing, "And because of limited funds, we wear Uniforms."

Although opening a cafe in a school festival seems to be a rule, but unfortunately, because there are several classes that apply to open a cafe, they can't apply enough for each of them to rent a waiter's clothes. It was necessary to pay for the cost of clothing, so everyone simply wore school uniforms.

"Aton and I also went to see it. I think my brother's brewing skills are the best." After all, Akutagawa Yin and Nakajima Atsushi also entered junior high school, and they both studied in different departments of the same school, even if they were not in the same school. There are classes in the local area, and the high school's school festival, they naturally went to visit it without missing it.

"What's the school festival like at the university?" Atsushi Nakajima asked curiously.

"I don't know. I didn't join the club when I was in college, but the class simply voted to build a haunted house." Zhong also recalled what happened last week, because at that time he was busy with the work of the detective agency. , In addition, at that time, he really didn't have much mind to take care of school affairs, so when talking about the school festival, he also voted for a haunted house very casually, "Now that I think about it, the haunted house seems to be pretty good. I remember that several people in our class were members of the film department."

"Film department? There is such a society in the university!" Atsushi Nakajima showed a shocked expression.

"It's a comprehensive university after all." Chuya reached out and tapped the table, "Mr. Yukichi, are you going to visit the school festival at the university then? The school festival at the university should be many times more lively than the one at the middle school."

Yuji Maomao nodded immediately. It also visited Chuya’s school festival once before. Unfortunately, Chuya either worked behind the scenes at the school festival, or didn’t work at all, which made it want to visit Zhongyuan Even the glorious pictures in the middle will not work.

It's better to watch Kunikida Doppo at the school festival, anyway, he will try his best to show his talent every year.

Seeing Yukichi big cat nod his head and turn his gaze to himself, Dazai Osamu said as if surrendering, "I see, when the time comes, we will also invite Mr. Yukichi to come to our school's school festival."

Yuji Maomao immediately clapped his hands happily, and then began to clean up the tableware that everyone had almost eaten.

"Speaking of which, hasn't the president asked Kunikida if he wants to come to work at the Armed Detective Agency?" Nakaya, who returned to his seat, suddenly asked with some doubts.

"President, I really hope that Kunikida can choose a job he likes." Dazai lay down on the sofa directly. Since his face changed back, he has become more lazy, completely able to lie down Never sit, never stand when able to sit.

"Speaking of which, did any of you see the president today?" Oda Sakunosuke flipped through his half-written manuscript, and suddenly discovered a brilliant point.

"The famous detective didn't see it and said." Because it was a long-lost meal, the famous detective was serious about grabbing the food and didn't speak at all.

Yosano Akiko also shook her head, she felt that she seemed to be eating a little too much, but last week she really ate vegetables three times a day, although Yuji Maomao's cooking skills are very good, but she ate so many meals Vegetables, even if she is a girl who loves beauty, she can't bear it.

"Could the president go to a meeting with people from the government today?" Zhong Ye said as he wanted to check his account to confirm the itinerary.

"No..." Akutagawa Ryunosuke was kicked out of the kitchen by Yukichi Maomao, and after returning to his place, he said with certainty, "Today is Saturday, and the president has no work arrangements today."

The Armed Detective Agency adopts a shift system, but because the existing members are more accustomed to coming to the office, either to work, to write novels or to do homework, even Osamu Dazai is more willing to lie on the sofa in the reception area of ​​the office and bask in the sun while sleeping.

So Yuji Maomao simply used the Armed Detective Agency's pantry to cook for them on weekends, which saved the effort of going to the dormitory again.

At this moment, the doorbell rang suddenly.Yuji Maomao opened the door curiously, and saw a large piece of furry that directly blocked the door. The furry who didn't know what kind of creature seemed to realize that his movements were not right, so he lowered his head and moved himself. After his figure shrank rapidly and became as tall as a person, Yuji Maomao finally saw the opponent's body clearly. It was also a cat, but the difference from himself was that the opponent was a white cat. And there is something like a garland hanging around the white cat's neck.

After seeing Yuji Maomao, the white cat showed a clear expression, "Excuse me, this is the Armed Detective Agency. The things you bought in the other world have arrived."

After Mr. White Cat finished speaking, he stepped out of the way and revealed several boxes beside him, "Eleven boxes of fruits from the kingdom of heaven, fifteen boxes of vegetables from the kingdom of heaven, two pieces of cat furniture, and three pieces of cat toys. Please sign for it." .”

The delivery speed is amazing enough, it took a week to arrive!Also, why did you send the goods from heaven and hell together?Is the express delivery of the other world shared by heaven and hell?

Yuji Maomao complained helplessly in his heart, but he still went out to check. If it is ordinary fruits and vegetables in this world, the delivery time of one week is enough to make many vegetables rot. It was like this, but some kind of blessing was given to it. When Yuji Maomao checked it, it was as fresh as if it had just been picked, and some were even dripping water.

After confirming it, Yuji Maomao was about to go to the president's office to get the president's seal, but was told by the white cat opposite that it only needed to make a paw print.Yuji Maomao immediately pressed his paws on the courier handed out by the other party, and the black cat paw prints on it looked a little strange.

"What's the matter?" After the white cat delivered all the goods and confirmed, the white cat immediately flew out into the sky, and at this moment, Yuji Maomao heard Fukuzawa Yukichi's voice , it immediately turned its head happily and wanted to share today's events with the other party, but the moment it saw the other party, the whole cat was stunned.

This, is this Fukuzawa Yukichi?Why, how did you become so young all of a sudden! ?