cat blues

As an assistant officer of the Hell Judgment Hall, as long as each assistant officer in the Hall of Ten Kings is able to walk, they will go to the present world for investigation at regular intervals. The time interval of the inspection depends on the mood of each assistant officer. here.It's just that the assistants are very serious and responsible, and most of them only come to the world for inspections during the holidays.

Ghost Lamp itself is a workaholic. Whenever a large number of people die in this world, they will be so busy that they will work overtime all night long, achieving 007 standard.And when the present world is stable, Ghost Lantern will come to the present world to take a vacation in the name of investigation. At least before the war broke out, he often visited Ueno Zoo.

The recent period of time has finally calmed down a lot. Although the daily death toll is still a lot, it is much better than before. So in the past few years, I could only observe the world by watching TV and decompress it. The ghost lamp picked up again My hobby, I went to Ueno Zoo in Tokyo early this morning, went to see the capybara over there, and went to watch the egrets, and finally came to Yokohama with the capybara that I bought. I plan to come Look at the cat that came back after being unexpectedly disappeared.

As a result, he heard such a wonderful thing.

"Speaking of which, what happened to you this morning, Mr. Ranpo?" Osamu Dazai suddenly changed the subject and asked.

"That kind of thing doesn't matter anyway, besides, how could it be so difficult to get me in such a simple case?" Edogawa waved his hand casually, "I recognized the murderer's fingers as soon as I entered, and then I have also told the police about the arrangements to be made, if they still can't catch the murderer, it can only show that they are really incompetent."

"It's so strict, Mr. Ranpo." Osamu Dazai applauded while talking, "It feels like Tokyo is also full of disasters."

Tokyo is the territory of the King of Gold, and all capable users in Tokyo know that the way to survive in Tokyo is to be honest, don't come out to make trouble, or make a big deal and run away with all your strength.However, compared to ordinary people, capable people are in the minority, and crimes committed by ordinary people are the biggest headache for the police in this city.

The darkness in people's hearts will always be provoked inadvertently in this overly bustling and noisy city, and then deteriorate rapidly, eventually turning into such an out-of-control situation.

Therefore, the police of the Tokyo Metropolitan Metropolitan Police Department are almost the busiest police in the country, although the work of the police is actually equally busy all over the world.

This incident is also the same. When the political circles are still considering the power struggle between Scepter4 and the Supernatural Secret Service Division, the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department feels that the most troublesome thing is the serial murderer. The media cited the past, plus the current situation that everyone has a terminal, even if the traditional media is restricted and cannot broadcast, the current self-media and INS will always spread it, and as the spread becomes more and more widespread, the murderer's The existence even once caused most people in Tokyo to feel insecure.

If this person continues to get away with it, the credibility of the police may plummet, so even if it would cause embarrassment, foreign aid must be called in to resolve the incident.

Then the foreign aid really solved the incident in a very short time, and by the way, the policemen in the Metropolitan Police Department felt the feeling of being swollen in the face.

"Hmph, I'm a top-notch detective. Those guys should have come to me when they saw the first dead person, instead of waiting for things to come after such an uproar." Edogawa waved dissatisfiedly He waved his hand, "Also, didn't I say that, since this matter has been handed over to me, it must be fine, Dazai, continue to talk about your affairs, and, Mr. Yukichi, you too It can be said, anyway, there are translators now.”

Yujimao is a little distressed. It has just made the spring-limited meatballs of Sakura Dream House in another world, and now it is being served on the table for everyone to eat. It basically stays in the world over there. I've been in that school, and I haven't been out much, so I have to ask what experience it has...

Big Cat Yuji thought about it seriously, and then purred a few times.

Fukuzawa Yukichi subconsciously glanced at the translator in his hand, and saw that it said "The conjurers over there are pretty good, but I don't know why, when they eat my dishes, they always I can take off my clothes, so weird."

Edogawa Ranpo had already read out all the words on the translator. Although he had a ball stuffed in his mouth and his pronunciation was a bit weird, the others still heard the words clearly.

"Undress?" Fukuzawa Yukichi repeated these three keywords with a stiff face.

"Yes, the people over there are super easy to break their clothes, just like that old man Nakiri Senzaemon reacted when he ate something delicious." Dazai Osamu raised his hand and said.

"Hey, isn't that very eye-catching?" Edogawa Ranbu said sharply, "They are not all beautiful girls, what's so good about bursting clothes."

"Random steps!" Fukuzawa Yukichi subconsciously raised his voice.

"I think what Luanbu said is right, even if it is a text strategy game in this world, it will only select pictures of beautiful girls in clothes, and works of men in clothes, even if it is a beautiful boy, are very, very small. And the sales volume is very mediocre." While eating meatballs, Ghost Lantern said such words that seemed to easily destroy his character design.

Yosano Akiko who was on the side was really startled, she stared blankly at Ghost Lamp, and asked curiously: "Master Ghost Lamp also plays such a game?"

"I'm not interested. After all, the type of women I like is not in the game manufacturer's strategy options." Ghost Lantern said bluntly, "But my friend is very keen on this kind of work, after all, it's a dead house."

"Oh, oh..." Several people on the side said in disbelief.

Ghost Lamp doesn't mind at all, he also has his own social circle, don't think he is a workaholic, his friends are also workaholics.

"It's a bit." Oda Sakunosuke couldn't help but agree with Edogawa Ranpo's words, "Especially Principal Yagashi is a burly uncle, it feels a bit..."

Even though he has few facial expressions, he still has the aesthetics he should have. Seeing a man with thick body hair and a strong figure bursting his clothes, it's too hot for his eyes, okay?

"That's right, it's a nightmare in retrospect." Osamu Dazai nodded in confirmation.

"There is no heaven or hell. It's easy to eat delicious food, and there are monsters that appear because of negative emotions." Ghost Lantern rubbed his chin, "It feels like a very interesting world, if there is a chance to go there next time , I want to go too."

"It's not good to say such a thing, and if I can, I don't want to go to such a place again." Osamu Dazai shook his head again and again, "Besides, we didn't bring any magic tools when we came here, and we want to locate that place." The world is hard too, right?"

"The "curse tool" is something like a treasure, right?In fact, that kind of thing is not necessary, as long as it is related to another world, it can be used as a carrier of connection. "The ghost lamp explained.

"In that case, I brought back a lot." Oda Sakunosuke nodded and handed over a dessert flyer that was placed before, but when he took something out of his pocket, he conveniently picked up another folded poster Also brought out together.

"What?" Kunikida Doppo on the side reached out curiously to pick up the poster.

Osamu Dazai had already seen the wonderful color scheme of the poster through the cracks in the paper. He was so shocked that he concentrated his breath instantly and wanted to rush over to stop the other party from picking it up, "Stop!"

"Open it Kunikida." Ranpo Edogawa grabbed Dazai's clothes one step faster than Osamu Dazai, and shouted with a gloating tone.

Neither of them is a person who specializes in breathing techniques. After a momentary outburst, Osamu Dazai slowed down a step, his face full of depression.

"Ah?" Kunikida Doppo was a little puzzled, but he subconsciously opened the poster in his hand according to Edogawa Ranpo's instructions.

Then everyone saw that it was a movie poster. On the poster, a handsome man with a bit of melancholy occupied the c position, surrounded by three beautiful women in different dresses, and on the poster was written It reads "Disqualification in the World-Osamu Dazai and Three Women, Excellent Show" and "I am sorry to be born as a human being".At the bottom of the poster is the movie information, produced by Shochiku Eika, director Mika Ninagawa, screenwriter Uta Eko Hayafuna, Oguri Shun Dazai, Michiko Tsushima, Rie Miyazawa, Shizuko Ota, etc.

The moment I saw this poster, the whole room fell silent, to the point where a needle could be heard.

At this moment, Osamu Dazai leaned forward and knelt down on the ground in an OTZ posture, "Why, why did Odasaku bring this thing back!"

"Because Mr. Yukichi and I went to the cinema to watch this movie, and the filming... the picture is very beautiful, and someone was delivering posters at the entrance of the cinema, so I went to ask for one." Oda Sakunosuke replied very honestly.

"What? You actually went to see it?" Osamu Dazai sat half-kneeling on the ground, showing the classic frightened posture in the old girl manga, and his fingers even stick out the classic orchid fingers.

"Pfft, hahahahahaha, what is this! Hahahaha, are you trying to laugh me to death?" Zhong Yuanzhong couldn't help laughing first, "Hahahahaha, I can't do it!"

"Damn it, Odasaku, is there Chuya Nakahara in the movie?" Osamu Dazai couldn't help turning his head to look at his friend.

"No..." Oda Sakunosuke honestly shook his head.