cat blues

Ango Sakaguchi feels that life has become a lot easier recently. Since Scepter4 took over a large part of their work, the Kanto region is the most prone to chaos. Except for Yokohama, which is also the private area of ​​the special agent department, everything else has been taken over by Scepter4. .

Although he had been busy for more than half a year, even to the point where he thought he would never be able to keep his hairline, he finally recovered slowly after that.

However, even so, Ango Sakaguchi was not able to relax enough to find someone to drink leisurely. In fact, after the division of power, even if Tanada Shantouhuo was not happy, he still had to do some practical results to make people believe in their abilities The ability and necessity of the Secret Service.

This is really a stupid thing, but it has to be done. After all, the cabinet cannot think that they are an irrelevant department.

Especially at the end of last year, in order to fight for this year's budget, the Supernatural Secret Service Division was so busy that it was dark. Sakaguchi Ango has thoroughly implemented his wild words of "no need to go to work, no need to go to work", "no need to get up if you don't sleep", he works overtime The number of days even made his teacher seriously worried about his health, and was very worried that he would die suddenly one day, so when the Chinese New Year came, Tan Tian Shantouhuo forced him to go to the hospital to recuperate for a week.

Fortunately, after entering the new year, the workload has decreased visibly, and he no longer needs to work overtime day and night, which is really gratifying.

On Sunday night, he opened Lup's door and saw two of his friends sitting behind the bar with two glasses already on the bar table.

"Good evening..." Ango Sakaguchi put down his briefcase and put it aside.

"Good evening, but Ango, why are you still carrying your briefcase? Are you still working overtime today?" Osamu Dazai couldn't help poking his head from the side, and asked curiously.

"This is a gift for you." After Ango sat down, he took out two boxes of Akita persimmons from his briefcase and pushed them to them. There was also a wisteria flower bookmark on the persimmon box.

"Ango, have you gone to Nagano?" Osamu Dazai took the persimmon cake gift box with a smile, took two candy-like things from his pocket and put them in his hand, "Here, I'll give you a present!"

"Huh? Dazai-kun?" Sakaguchi Ango suddenly felt that the thing in his hand was extremely hot, and he subconsciously put the "candy" on the table.

"Ango?" Oda Sakunosuke looked over suspiciously.

"Oda Saku-kun, didn't you see it? Dazai-kun gave me this!" Sakaguchi Ango's expression was very serious, "And it was a "gift"! "

"Candy?" Oda Sakunosuke saw the two candies he put on the table, and looked at Osamu Dazai curiously, "Dazai, didn't you go on a business trip to Kyoto before? Why did you bring candies back?"

"Kyoto?" Ango Sakaguchi was stunned, "Ah, yes, is that the thing? I heard that President Fukuzawa has performed very well in Kyoto."

After Ango Sakaguchi finished speaking, he ordered himself a glass of tomato juice that he often drank—he would have to drive later, and he was not allowed to drink and drive, so he looked at Osamu Dazai seriously and said: "Mr. Dazai, I can understand that you are on a business trip There’s no way to take a good rest, but it’s a little too much for a prank candy as a gift, right?”

"Hey? I really didn't expect, Ango, you would think it was a prank? I obviously chose it so carefully!" Osamu Dazai showed a sad expression on his face, and Ango Sakaguchi choked up.

"Dazai-kun, I will not be deceived! Do you know how many times you have deceived me with this expression!" Ango Sakaguchi slapped the table hard.

"Ango, what you said is too much, blah blah." Osamu Dazai immediately raised his hand to cover his face, pretending to be crying silently.

Oda Sakunosuke on the side couldn't help but said: "Ango, what you say is really too much."

"There's nothing wrong with my words! Ah, thank you." Ango Sakaguchi said halfway, when he saw the boss return the wine glass, he quickly stopped what he had said halfway.

"It's too much to hurt my heart by saying such baseless words." Osamu Dazai simply put his head on the bar and began to shrug his shoulders sadly.

"Ango..." When Oda Sakunosuke looked at Sakaguchi Ango, his eyes were quite dissatisfied.

Ango Sakaguchi had nothing to say. He put down the wine glass in his hand and said helplessly, "I know, I know! I'm sorry, I'll take it apart and have a look."

As he said, he took apart the two candies on the table, and was a little surprised to find that the two "candies" were not actually filled with real candies, but two very delicately baked candies. porcelain.

"Kiyomizu-yaki?" Sakaguchi Ango took a look at the small porcelain, and was a little surprised to find that it turned out to be Kiyomizu-yaki, a famous product in Kyoto.

"That's right, it's Shimizu Ware." Osamu Dazai raised his head with a small expression of aggrieved expression, "Didn't you apologize to me for slandering me, Ango?"

"I'm sorry..." Ango Sakaguchi said hastily. After saying this, he held up these two small ceramic products curiously, "Is this a chopstick rest? You actually gave me a pair."

"No..." Osamu Dazai reached out and took off the round glasses on Ango Sakaguchi's face.

"Hey Dazai..." Before Ango Sakaguchi finished speaking, he saw Osamu Dazai put his round glasses upside down on two chopstick rests.

"Chuck, it's Angoka!" Osamu Dazai introduced to Sakunosuke Oda with an exaggerated gesture.

"Hey, isn't it a spectacle frame?" Oda Sakunosuke asked nonchalantly.

"Aren't the glasses the body of Ango?" Osamu Dazai said with a laugh.

"Too! Jae!" Ango Sakaguchi couldn't help but rushed over.

After a messy fight, they sat back down again. Ango Sakaguchi sighed and put away the two chopstick rests, "Dazai-kun, I have to go to work tomorrow, can you stop making trouble? Besides, you guys It should also be... ah, I didn't say that sentence just now."

Not to mention that Osamu Dazai is a guy who is too free, it is basically impossible to expect him to go to work well, even Oda Sakunosuke is a person who can talk for an hour or two with an old lady he does not know on the road, although every day Every time I can complete the commission well, but the working hours are often not stable.

"It's too much to say that." Osamu Dazai picked up his glass and shook it twice, "I went to work overtime on Saturday to deal with the commission seriously. And I was with that annoying little man in Chuya Oh, it was super hard."

"Well, Dazai, you have worked hard." Oda Sakunosuke nodded in agreement.

"Ha..." Ango Sakaguchi only felt that he wanted to vomit countless times, but in the end he just sighed helplessly. He raised his glass and took another sip of the wine, "So, I just invited me out for a drink today. To tease me?"

"Hey——" Osamu Dazai patted his head triumphantly.

"Hey hey!" Sakaguchi Ango wanted to hit someone.

"Actually, it's because you didn't have time when I asked you out to enjoy the flowers." Oda Sakunosuke told the truth from the side, "So I want to call you out for a glass of wine."

"Cough..." Ango Sakaguchi couldn't help coughing, "Sorry, I was dealing with other things a while ago."

Oda Sakunosuke nodded, "Ah, I know, the work of civil servants is very hard."

"Don't mention these things anymore, let's toast!" Dazai Osamu walked over and put his arms around the shoulders of the two friends and said.

"cheers……"

"cheers……"

The crisp sound of glasses colliding is so clear in the melodious music of the bar.

Then when they returned to the detective agency dormitory, they saw Yukichi the big cat standing in front of the dormitory building with a dissatisfied face.

"Yeah, Mr. Yukichi..." Dazai Osamu and Oda Sakunosuke felt a guilty conscience at the same time, but then Dazai Osamu became more righteous. Today is a rest day, and he didn't drink too much alcohol. Ango Sakaguchi complained. (Ango Sakaguchi:?)

However, Big Cat Yuji was also unceremonious. It took out a mobile phone from its apron to show the two of them the time. It was already twelve o'clock!Is it really okay for Mr. Sakaguchi to end the reception so late?

"Huh? The point is actually Ango?" Osamu Dazai couldn't help asking in surprise while drinking the liver-protecting clam shell soup brought by Yukichi the big cat.

"Well, I really can't ask Ango to drink so late in the future." Oda Sakunosuke nodded, took the marble soda candy that Yukichi big cat handed him and ate two, although he didn't think he was drunk , but he is still very happy to accept Yuji Big Cat's kindness, and taking glucose can effectively prevent hangovers, "Thank you, Mr. Yuji."

After the two of them had finished their soup and sugar, Cat Yuji also poured them rooibos tea to prevent swelling.

Yukichi Maomao sent Oda Sakunosuke into the room, and then urged Dazai Osamu to go back to the room to take a shower and then sleep.

After Osamu Dazai came out of the bathroom, he was pulled over by the big cat Yukichi to wipe his hair. Although his hair was short, it was unexpectedly very water-absorbent. After wiping for a long time, the big cat Yukichi took out the hair dryer to blow his hair.

"Thank you, Mr. Yukichi...I'll go to bed first." Still being blown by the cat, Osamu Dazai didn't want to move any more. He lay on the hind legs of Yukichi's big cat, happily kicking Snoring.

Yukichi big cat was helpless, after he finished blowing his hair, he pushed Osamu Dazai to the side of the quilt, put away the hair dryer, took out a wooden stick from the cabinet, and made it for this guy who likes to drink but has not yet reached the legal drinking age For massage, its own meat pads are easy to pop out its claws when people massage, so it thought of using other props to assist.

By the time it finished massaging Dazai, Dazai had already fallen asleep on the futon.

Yukichi the big cat waited for him to fall asleep before walking over to deodorize Osamu Dazai's leather shoes, ironed his windbreaker with a steam iron and hung it up, and put a sports drink within reach of Osamu Dazai after he woke up , and then walked over to lie down with him.

Early the next morning, although Oda Sakunosuke drank a lot of wine yesterday, he didn't feel hungover when he woke up in the morning. It's better to say that he has never been drunk because he has a good capacity for alcohol.

After he finished washing, he saw the big cat Yuji knocking on the door with breakfast, "Mr. Yuji, thank you."

Every time after drinking, Yuji Damao will prepare clam ochazuke with onion and ginger early the next morning. It tastes delicious and can protect the liver and relieve alcohol.