cat blues

On his first day at work, Junichiro Tanizaki was so startled that he almost took off on the spot.

Because Osamu Dazai took off the aromatherapy that Yukichi Maomao had been hanging around his neck.

All of a sudden, the scene of a living person turning into a cat was staged in front of him, even though Junichiro Tanizaki had a feeling before that there might be something about this "Mr. Yukichi" who has the same name as the president, he It never occurred to me that there is such an operation in this world as living people turning into cats.Tanizaki Junichiro was even more dizzy after receiving the reminder from others that this is not a human being transformed into a cat, but a cat disguised as a human being.

Tanizaki Junichiro has a strong premonition that in this incredible detective agency, he may encounter more incredible things, and his future may be even more turbulent than he imagined.

But even knowing that Mr. Yukichi is actually a cat and not a human being, the Tanizaki brothers and sisters still respect this incredible cat. After all, besides this two-meter-high big black cat, is there any other cat in this world who can So big, but also so versatile?

No, this is the only cat in the world!

However, the big cat Yuji is not concerned about the two new young people recently. I packed up the new dormitory and prepared a lot of things for moving in.

The Yukichi big cat was so considerate that the two siblings thought it was a mother cat, so when they learned that Mr. Yukichi’s gender was male (さん in Japanese is an honorific name, it can be called by both men and women), the two siblings both Very shocked.

At present, Yuji big cat is most concerned about the three-flowered cat that Haruno Qi Luozi brought to the detective agency two days ago.

Haruno Qiluozi was still hesitating whether to bring the little mi she picked up to the detective agency. After all, if she brought it here, it would probably be Yuji Damao who helped take care of it. Although everyone knew that it would definitely be the result, but Before that, I still want to struggle a bit, Haruno Qi Luozi will feel very embarrassed to trouble Yukichi the cat all the time.

But after Ms. Haruno discovered that her cat always likes to run around, and doesn't seem to like the cat food she prepared for the other party, she felt that she should honestly bring Xiaomi to the detective agency, Taking care of people/cats really depends on talent. A guy like her who takes good care of himself is considered good. Sure enough, he can’t compare with a master like Mr. Yukichi. It’s not easy to take care of himself well. The cat I got, and the result of letting the cat run away in the end, it is better to ask Mr. Yukichi honestly.

After Mimi Sanhuamao came to the detective agency, she really got the special care of big cat Yuji immediately. Maomao Yuji personally made a very cute cat cushion for this Sanhuamao cat, and even used it when she was small. The old cat climbing frame was also found and put in the office of the detective agency.

The cat climbing frame that allows the cat to jump up and down is now in the hands of Yukichi the cat, and it feels like it has become a tool for sharpening its claws. In the words of Edogawa Ranpo, the cat climbing frame is in the hands of the Yukichi cat. The way the cat grinds its paws looks like a human being is playing a shamisen over there.

This analogy sounds strange, but it vividly illustrates the difference in body shape between the normal cat climbing frame and the Yuji cat.

Sanhuamao Xiaomi, well, readers and grandpas know the real identity of this one, yes, this Sanhuamao brought back by Haruno Kirako is none other than Mr. Natsume Soseki, the mastermind behind the scenes.

Before Mr. Natsume, he had been paying attention to the situation of Mori Ogai. After all, it was different from Fukuzawa Yukichi who didn't know what kind of shit luck he had, and suddenly started to go smoothly after reaching middle age. Mori Ogai He needs to pay more attention to the outer side, especially since his subordinates are still a bunch of people who are not worry-free.

The remnant of the former Red King, the Bomber who was dug out from nowhere, and the most taboo spiritual little devil with supernatural powers... Thanks to Mori Ogai, he can secure the position of the leader of this portafia.

However, due to the lack of a lot of capable people (Mori Ogai: Fukuzawa Yukichi, you give me back the diamonds!), Mori Ogai really can only rely on himself, and he just relies on losing his hair to make portafia explode. It became what it is now.

Natsume Soseki really didn't want to see another trouble in Yokohama, so he not only watched over the past few years, but also occasionally took the initiative to help his poor little disciple.Purely in terms of the sense of presence, Natsume Soseki's sense of presence in front of Morio is much greater than that in front of Fukuzawa Yukichi.

In short, after these years of hard work, Mori Ogai has completely controlled the entire night of Yokohama, and restored the order of the city to smoothness. Natsume Soseki also felt that he should be able to ignore this labor-intensive little disciple. .

So Mr. Natsume thought for a while, and simply turned into his own supernatural power form, and then ran to the side of Haruno Haruko, the secretary of the president of the Armed Detective Agency, to touch porcelain.

His Pengci was very successful. Haruno Qiluozi, who liked cats very much, decisively took in this beautiful-looking Sanhua, but it was a bit helpless to get a name for herself. There can be seven or eight cats named this in ten cats.

But forget it, anyway, it was only used as a base for close observation of the Armed Detective Agency, so let's call it Xiao Mi.

Natsume Sanhua went out to run around every day with peace of mind, and was very satisfied to see the city gradually recovering its vitality and becoming more and more beautiful.

Then he was taken to the Armed Detective Agency by Kirako Haruno.

Natsume Sanhua watched the big black cat who was much taller than her first disciple eagerly preparing various things for herself, and for a moment she didn't know what to say.

Don't think that if he becomes a cat, his eyesight will become dizzy and his senses won't work. He has heard Haruno Kirako and Yosano Akiko quietly guessing whether this huge cat who is in charge of the entire detective agency's housework will try to Teach yourself to walk on two legs, and even teach yourself to hold a spoon!

Don't be kidding, who wants to walk on two feet!

Ah bah, I'm actually a human being, and I've always been able to walk on two legs!

Standing on the top of the cat climbing frame, Natsume Soseki licked his fur, thinking a little tiredly that if the cat really wants to teach him on a whim, how should he refuse.

"But this really is the teacher, right?" Oda Sakunosuke looked at it for a long time before finally confirming it.

Osamu Dazai, who was called by him to watch the cat together, also nodded, "It's the teacher, that's right."

"Teacher?" Kirakako Haruno asked, pushing the glasses on her face with some doubts.

Zhongyuan Zhong was also taken aback, and he also came over to have a look, and then said in surprise: "Isn't this the cat at P!"

"P?"

"Chuya, have you really been there?"

Several people spoke together, and their voices were mixed together, which seemed a bit chaotic.

Nakahara Zhongya answered Miss Haruno's question first, "p is the name of a bar, and this cat seems to often go there to settle down. Because it is a male Sanhua, the shop owner will not chase the cat away."

Then he turned his head and glared at Osamu Dazai, "If you hadn't gone there to drink there before you were a teenager, wouldn't Mr. Yukichi have worried about you and dragged me over there to inspect the safety of the bar!"

"I'm sorry..." Oda Sakunosuke bowed his head honestly and apologized.

"Odasaku, why are you apologizing!" Dazai Osamu said with his hands on his hips, not at all ashamed, "Also, Chuya, you slug, you went to the bar and didn't drink? I thought..."

"Shut up, you bastard!" Nakahara Nakaya, who just passed his 20th birthday this spring, secretly went to buy a bottle of red wine and came back on the second day of his birthday. He only drank two glasses, and he drank the whole body. If it weren't for the big cat Yuji who noticed the abnormal movement in his room and ran over to watch him, I'm afraid he could tear down the entire detective agency's dormitory into ruins by himself.

Zhongyuan Zhong also carefully took off the gloves on his hands, reached out and tried to touch the cat's head, the Sanhua cat opened its mouth wide and yawned, but it didn't dodge, which made him a lot happier.

"That's right, this fur color, and Ms. Haruno, you also said that this is a male three-flower, and it must be a regular customer of that P bar." Zhongyuan Zhong also tried to hug the cat, but the three-flower cat avoided it. , He was not discouraged, thinking about how many times he had flown with the big Yuji cat, if you hug a cat, it is better to hug a cat like Yuji the big cat.

"Nakaya-kun, you will be hated by the cat if you reach out to hug the cat like this." Kiroko Haruno knew when she saw Takaya's movement towards the Sanhua cat's back, this method of hugging the cat would only pull the cat from the middle. The cat picked it up, and finally escaped with a paw print attached by the cat.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Zhong Yuan quickly apologized.

"Although I don't know why the teacher chose this place as his foothold, please give me more advice in the future." Oda Sakunosuke tried to reach out to hold the front paw of the Sanhua cat, but the cat shyly avoided it. He could only Said so.

"It's all because of you, Chuya, the slug, and now the teacher won't let us touch it!" Osamu Dazai also tried to touch the cat, but was completely ignored by the other party.

"Huh? What are you talking about? Don't say it as if you've touched it before!" Nakahara Nakaya was just speaking quickly, but he didn't want to hit the truth of Osamu Dazai.

That's right, Ango Sakaguchi and Sakunosuke Oda have touched this three-colored cat, but Osamu Dazai has never been able to touch it.

"However, if this is the case, what should the cat's name be?" Junichiro Tanizaki who was passing by asked curiously.

"Sure enough, it's still Xiaomi." The group of people turned their attention to Haruno Qiluozi, "After all, it is Miss Haruno's cat."

"Me?" Yukichi the big cat poking his head out from behind Junichiro Tanizaki mimed subconsciously, and the group of cat slaves present suddenly felt a strong heartbeat. Osamu Dazai even rushed forward with his mobile phone in a very shameless manner. , "Mr. Yuji, just one more mime, just one more!"

Natsume Sanka looked at the picture of a group of people arguing with a cat, and found helplessly that the original topic of himself had long been left behind by them. He yawned loudly, watching the joyful atmosphere , I suddenly felt that all this was very good, much better than I imagined.

Let's settle in the Armed Detective Agency from now on.