cat blues

When the big cat Yuji woke up, the sky outside was already a little red, and the big cat was sitting on his bed stupidly, and he didn't seem to recover at all for a while.

"Yo, Mr. Yukichi—" At this moment, the sliding door suddenly opened, and a head poked in. It was Osamu Dazai. Rubbing gently, "Have you not reacted yet? We are already back."

Only then did the big cat Yuji suddenly come back to his senses, only then did he realize that he was actually in his own room. The big cat quickly lowered his head to look at the young man in his arms, and couldn't help making a meowing sound.

"Mr. Yukichi is at ease." Dazai Osamu, who had rubbed enough of the soft cat, got up from the big cat contentedly, patted the big cat's paw lightly, and then crossed his legs and said to the big cat: "I know Mr. Yukichi, what are you worried about, don't worry, the matter of that house has been resolved."

house, what house?

The big cat Yuji showed a dazed cat face.

"Well, they have started to play with amnesia. It seems that the situation is really serious." Osamu Dazai had no choice but to pat Yukichi's big cat in front of him, making a loud "pop", and finally put the cat His sanity called back.

"Meow?" Big cat Yuji looked at the person in front of him in a daze, not knowing what to say.

"Okay, okay, it's okay." Osamu Dazai said with a smile, "Have you forgotten? You went to Nagano Prefecture on the plane of the Golden Clan. The president contacted the King of Gold and asked him to send someone to help deal with the situation. The matter of the house. There is indeed a huge amount of gold in the house, but because of the relationship of the King of Gold, this batch of gold can be returned to the correct place, and it will not cause us any trouble."

As he spoke, he couldn't help laughing, "And the King of Gold also sent someone to quickly build another house that is exactly the same as the previous Twilight Villa, so don't worry, no one will find out .”

Only then did Big Cat Yuji heave a sigh of relief, and then covered his face with his paws as if realizing his previous embarrassing state.

"As for the gold, part of it was donated by the president, and part of it was sold at a low price by him, and only a small part was kept. Well, although it is indeed a small part for the entire gold house, in my opinion It's quite a lot." Dazai Osamu touched his chin as he spoke, and then he saw the shocked expression on Yukichi's face.

"Hahaha, it's okay, it's all right, it's a formal legal income." Osamu Dazai smiled and couldn't help touching the big cat's head again, "But the most important thing is, Mr. Yuji, you want to know the society How much did the general sell his gold for?"

The big cat Yuji showed a very tangled look on his face, obviously wanting to know but afraid that he would show some gaffe after knowing.

Osamu Dazai leaned close to Yukichi's ear and whispered a number.

The big Yuji cat froze again, as if the whole cat had been enchanted by petrification magic, the cat's body was gray, the cat's mouth opened, and a round white cat soul began to fly out of the cat's mouth.

"Wow, this is not very good." Osamu Dazai hurried forward, grabbed the cat soul and stuffed it back into the big cat's mouth.

After the big cat returned to its soul, it still couldn't calm down for a while, Osamu Dazai couldn't help but leaned forward and rubbed the big cat's head vigorously.

"Hey, what are you doing?" Zhongya Zhongya heard the applause just now, walked in and saw Dazai Osamu rubbing the big cat vigorously, and said with a frown.

"Come on, Chuya, Mr. Yukichi is still immersed in the previous amount and can't regain his senses. If you want to play cats, you have to take advantage of the present." Osamu Dazai said, with a sinister smile on his face.

Zhong Yuan was also helpless, "Mr. Yuji will not refuse you if you want to pet a cat, why do such a thing."

As he said, he stepped forward and pulled Osamu Dazai away, then squatted in front of Yukichi the big cat, "Mr. Yukichi, wake up, we are going to buy a high-end apartment."

As soon as he heard that he was going to buy something, and it was something that made people feel that he was buying a high-end apartment, the big cat Yuji suddenly came to his senses, and he quickly shook off the little rabbit who was still trying to mess up his cat fur Ji Zhi looked at Chuya Nakahara shrewdly. Although he couldn't speak, the words "buy a high-end apartment" were clearly written in his eyes.

"Get up, let's go outside and talk." Zhongyuan Zhong also pulled the big cat up, "Didn't you make a lot of money selling gold before, the president felt that it was necessary to reward us, so he planned to go Buy a high-end apartment, and then decorate it according to our own ideas and give it to us."

When Yuji Damao heard this, he immediately felt that it was very necessary. The previous two-story dormitory was not bad, but since he has money now, it is naturally necessary to live in a better place.

"Everyone is choosing the address of the new house now. After all, no one wants to change the place of work. It can't be too far away from here, so a group of people are discussing on twitter, even the guy who has no house to divide the flower bag. I came up with an idea there." Zhongyuan Zhong also shook his head helplessly.

Big Cat Yuji understood, and then looked nostalgicly at the mansion behind him. If everyone moved to a high-end apartment, it would no longer be rented here. I will send a lot of snacks to Earl D as a thank you. He rented this place to the president for such a long time.

When I came to the living room, I saw a large group of people chattering like they were in a vegetable market, most of them were holding various real estate leaflets, even those who were most afraid of socializing and women Tian Shan Hanabou was nestled in a corner by the side, typing on the keyboard frantically, as if searching for a suitable place on the Internet.

Edogawa Ranpo has been sitting on the sofa at the side watching TV steadily, while not forgetting to stuff his mouth with snacks, and he is not disturbed by the chaos behind him at all. Seeing the big cat Yukichi come in, He took the initiative to wave the lollipop in his hand to the big cat, "Mr. Yuji, are you awake?"

The group of people who had been arguing with each other over there suddenly fell silent, and everyone moved in unison to look towards the door, and saw Yukichi big cat appearing at the door of the living room with fluffy and messy hair, and Kunikida Doppo stood up first, "Mr. Yuji, come here first, and I'll brush your hair for you first."

Only then did Big Cat Yuji realize that his hair, which should have been smooth, had become rather messy at this time, and suddenly looked back at Osamu Dazai behind him with a little resentment, and saw Osamu Dazai sticking out his tongue and hands towards him. Put your palms together to make an apology.What else can I do?Still not forgiving him?

Yukichi the cat reluctantly came to Kunikida Doppo's side, found out the hair brush in the living room and handed it over.

Before Kunikida took over the brush, he saw Ranpo Edogawa quickly snatching the brush from the side, "I'll come, I'll come, I want to play!"

You have spoken your intentions!

Kunikida Doppo just felt tired, but he couldn't say anything, so he had to let the famous detective over there brush the big cat's body with a brush, and then a lot of hairs came out.

Yuji the big cat looked at the cat's fur on the brusher, and the cat's face showed the big cat's shocked expression very vividly.

"What's wrong?" Yosano Akiko who was sitting opposite the big cat couldn't help asking.

"Because it's not the season for Mr. Yukichi to molt." Nakahara Nakaya looked at the big clump of hair and showed a dignified expression. It seems that there is something wrong with losing so much hair before the moulting season. Still a very serious problem.

Osamu Dazai coughed, raised his hand and patted the big cat Yukichi on the shoulder, "Don't worry, Mr. Yukichi, it's okay, these furs may just be the ones you didn't get rid of during the previous moulting season, now they're cleaned up It's a good thing."

Big Cat Yuji turned his head to look at him, his eyes full of suspicion.

Nakahara Nakaya over there also looked at him inexplicably, "Dazai, do you know when Mr. Yukichi's last moulting season was?"

Osamu Dazai resisted the urge to roll his eyes to show him, what the hell is it that it was November a few days ago, and today it has turned into March? It's not like you guys don't know the time, so you have the nerve to ask me!He didn't want to say anything, he just walked over to get a trash can, took the fluffy hair brush from the detective over there, and threw all the cat hairs from it into the trash can. "Aren't you still looking for a house? See what I do, I'll handle it."

As he said, he couldn't help but reached out and rubbed the big cat's head again, "I've said it will be fine, just trust me."

The big cat Yuji held his head and looked at Dazai Osamu, hesitated for a moment before nodding, allowing him to comb his hair.Edogawa Ranpo over there also thought of the problem of time confusion for the first time, so he calmly gave up the animation he was watching before, and turned to watch Dazai Osamu groom Yukichi cat quietly.

The group of people who had been arguing for a long time just now did not come to an accurate result. The group did not continue to quarrel at this time. They began to sort out the leaflets in their hands, and then classified them one by one, neatly Arranged on the coffee table, indicating that Yuji big cat can come here to have a look after grooming.

"These are the ones you selected?" Zhong Yuanzhong also has no requirements for the house. He can drive by himself, is strong, and lives a self-disciplined life. It doesn't matter where he lives, so he hasn't joined their discussion since just now. .

Akutagawa Ryunosuke and Oda Sakunosuke on the side actually did not participate in their discussion. After all, one had no objection to the request made by his sister, while the other had no objection to everyone's request. It's a bit over the top.

"Hmm..." Kunikida Doppo nodded, and he began to introduce the advantages and disadvantages of the houses corresponding to these leaflets one by one, "This apartment is located in Yokohama Port District, with sufficient housing resources and strict management. It's a bit far out here, this apartment is located in..."

Big Cat Yuji leaned forward, evaluating in his own mind while looking at the leaflet they took out.

Don't underestimate Japanese apartments. The price of high-end apartments in Japan is much higher than that of ordinary villas. Because these high-end apartments are often equipped with very strict security systems and very thoughtful housekeeping services, the management of the property can be said It's very sweet.

And this is inseparable from the high management fees of Japanese apartments. Houses can be bought ready-made, but housing management fees are paid every year.

However, their management will make residents feel that these management fees are really cost-effective.

Yokohama, like Tokyo, is an international big city. The land area in the city is very precious and precious. Therefore, in Yokohama, all the really high-end high-end apartments are ridiculously expensive. It is not an exaggeration to say that the price is sky-high. The defenses of these high-end apartments are indeed sufficient, and the most expensive one even has a record of not allowing any chaotic people to enter the apartment area during the 88 days of the dragon head war.

It can be seen that these apartments are indeed expensive for a reason, but most people don't like them for the simple reason that they are too far away.

Yukichi Tomako watched Kunikida introduce the advantages and disadvantages of these apartments one by one, and when he saw a new apartment, he immediately picked out the leaflet.

"What's wrong with this apartment?" I didn't expect that a new apartment would be removed by Yukichi so quickly. Everyone was stunned. Edogawa Ranpo was the first to reveal the answer, "That apartment is owned by the Suzuki Foundation. building."

"The Suzuki chaebol... Is there any problem?" Several people still couldn't grasp the point accurately, and looked at each other inexplicably.

Edogawa Ranpo didn't want to talk to them anymore, and continued to eat his lollipops.

"The buildings of the Suzuki chaebol are often prone to accidents after the construction is completed." In the end, Osamu Dazai couldn't stand it anymore, and explained, "If you are lucky, there will only be some incidents such as theft and robbery, which are a little troublesome. There could be homicides and, at worst, bombs going off."

Osamu Dazai couldn't help but wonder, "But as long as the incident is over, the Suzuki Zaibatsu's house will be very safe. Mr. Yukichi's removal of the Suzuki Zaibatsu's house is probably because of this."

"Is there such a thing?" Yosano Akiko asked in surprise.

The big cat Yuji nodded vigorously. During the community activities, it heard these things more than once from the mouths of the participants, and it has almost become a metaphysics.It is not impossible to live in the house of the Suzuki Zaibatsu, but we must wait for the "disaster" of that house to pass. How can we live in this kind of house that can be seen as a new apartment at a glance?No no no, absolutely not.

"Okay, then delete this apartment." Kunikida Doppo crossed out this option from his pocket book, and continued to sort out other apartment leaflets.

"These few can also be eliminated." Osamu Dazai decisively took away all the large stack of leaflets in front of him. These places are good to put together, but they are too far away from the detective agency, so he doesn't want to spend so much time going back and forth every day. Otherwise, he would rather go back to live in the current small dormitory.

"Then it seems that we can only choose one of the three places." Kunikida Doppo also took away some promotional leaflets of apartments that expressly prohibit keeping pets, looking at the three apartment leaflets in hand felt a little headache.

"That's it." Edogawa Ranpo, who had been watching from the sidelines all this time, suddenly spoke, and took out one of them and said.

"Hey? Why here?" Tanizaki Junichiro was a little puzzled, but it was even more strange to see that other people showed understanding after a moment of surprise, "Is there anything special here?"

"No, it's just that the apartment here just meets the three requirements of being able to see the sea, being close to the detective agency, and being close to Rimbaud's house." Edogawa waved the lollipop casually and said.

"Ah, so it's like this." The Tanizaki brothers and sisters also know Rimbaud and Verlaine. Although they don't have much contact with them, they can be regarded as acquaintances anyway. When they heard this, they were all there. When he nodded, he subconsciously turned his gaze to Chuya Nakahara over there.

Zhong Yuanzhong couldn't help but reached out and took off his hat to cover his face.

Only Oda Sakunosuke looked at Edogawa Ranpo very gratefully, and then looked at Dazai Osamu over there-he really wanted to live in a place where he could see the sea and write, but most of the salary these years The money and manuscript fees were all spent in the orphanage, which is why he has been unable to change to a better property for a long time.

Osamu Dazai happily just continued to brush his hair, as if he didn't notice his friend's gaze, but Oda Sakunosuke's sharp eyes naturally noticed that Osamu Dazai's ears were slightly red.

Oda Sakunosuke didn't expose him, but decided to wait until the evening, and must take his friends out for a drink.

The big cat Yuji looked at the apartment leaflets in this place, carefully recalled the evaluation of this place from people he knew in the community, and finally gave Edogawa Ranpo a thumbs up, obviously it also thinks this is a good place to stay land.

"In that case, I will go to the president to see the house tomorrow. If the house is as advertised, I will buy it directly." The famous detective Edogawa waved his hand, and buying a house was like buying a house. Said with a relaxed look like clothes.

Big cat Yuji is also full of anticipation. He is going to a new house. He feels that he can choose the furniture he likes to decorate when he feels it.This longing made him forget the terrible fact that he had actually lost hair on his body, and he was full of plans to go with him tomorrow.

In the evening, Sakunosuke Oda and Osamu Dazai went out to drink together. When the two came to p, there were still only a few people in p drinking wine leisurely while listening to the melodious vinyl record. Leisurely look.

Dazai Osamu and Oda Sakunosuke sat at the bar, and after ordering the same whiskey as usual, he couldn't help complaining to the people around him: "Speaking of which, I haven't seen Ango for a while, what happened to him recently? ? Are you busy again?"

"Ango, after all, is a civil servant, and there is nothing he can do if he is busy." Oda Sakunosuke said very seriously.

"Oh my god, if this is the case, is his hair really okay? With such a busy day, sooner or later the hairline will be lost, right?" Osamu Dazai took the whiskey from the bartender, shook the ice ball in the glass and said .

"My hairline doesn't need your concern, Dazai-kun." Ango Sakaguchi's angry voice came from upstairs. He just came in when he heard Osamu Dazai slandering his hairline, and immediately responded with some discomfort .

"Ah, Ango, you're here." Osamu Dazai raised his glass to him with a smile, "Aster, give him the same glass as us."

"No, let's forget about today. I will drive today." Ango Sakaguchi shook his head, "Please bring me a glass of tomato juice."

"Why do you drink tomato juice when you don't drink alcohol?" Osamu Dazai couldn't help asking.

"Because tomatoes are rich in vitamins, is this answer satisfactory?" Sakaguchi Ango took off his coat and put it aside, then sat down and said.

Oda Sakunosuke asked more curiously: "Ango, you have heavy dark circles on your face, is it really all right?"

"Ah, no problem, probably." Ango Sakaguchi reached out to take off his glasses, pressed on his temples, and said.

"Speaking of which, everyone is in good agreement today. No one has an appointment, but we still come here." Osamu Dazai saw that the bar owner and bartender over there had already peeled the tomatoes, cut them open and put them into the juicer I lost it, so I turned my head to look at Ango Sakaguchi and said.

"When I was just passing by p, I felt that you might be there, so I came in." Ango Sakaguchi put his glasses back on.

The tomato juice was squeezed out quickly, and the boss added some honey and ice cubes to it, and finally served it with a small mint leaf as a decoration.

"Thank you..." Ango Sakaguchi thanked the boss, and then took a sip of tomato juice.

"Ango doesn't drink, so boring." Dazai Osamu couldn't help but said, and then said to him with great interest, "Ango, Ango, I have good news for you, we are moving, to xx apartment!"

Ango Sakaguchi almost squirted the tomato juice out of his mouth, he quickly closed his mouth tightly and swallowed it, and then asked: "You guys, have you suddenly become rich?"

"Yeah, Mr. Yukichi won the lottery, and it's a big prize, a lot of money." Dazai Osamu said with a smile, "So the president decided to just change the dormitory for us."

"Is there such a thing?" Sakaguchi Ango only felt that the tomato juice in his mouth was not sweet at all, but rather sour, "Mr. Yukichi won the prize, and President Fukuzawa actually took it out to change dormitories for you... "

"It's true..." Oda Sakunosuke nodded and said, "Mr. Yukichi also agrees."

He recalled the overly sumptuous dinner earlier, and it could be seen that the big cat Yukichi who was cooking was obviously in a very good mood.

Ango Sakaguchi was even more sour. His friend had a very comfortable life, and now such an enviable thing happened. He was really lying when he said that he was not sour.In reality, what is waiting for him is always only a job with no end in sight, a salary that is very meager compared to his friends, and an increasingly dangerous hairline...

Ango Sakaguchi had no choice but to comfort himself. Being a civil servant was not for money, and civil servants also have a lot of privacy rights.

However, he never had the opportunity to use those invisible benefits at all, and he has not even had a date since he lived!

Damn it, when he thinks about the police officer who is as busy as him with work but can still maintain a baby face and has blond hair that doesn't show any problems at all, Ango Sakaguchi is really sour.