cat blues

"Sure enough, we should contact Mr. Ghost Lantern immediately." Edogawa Ranbu looked sideways at Osamu Dazai. It seems that they have been in frequent contact recently?

"I think it would be better for Mr. Yukichi to make the call." Dazai Osamu said decisively, "I think he is probably very busy these days, if we just throw the slate over like this, he will definitely refuse to accept it." , not to mention negotiating with Lord Satan."

Yes, looking at the messy timeline, and looking at the death toll report that was updated almost every day, he didn't even need to think about it, the current ghost lamp must be so busy that it is about to fly into the sky.

Edogawa Ranpo was also aware of this, and he patted the table vigorously with some displeasure, venting his dissatisfaction.

"In short, let's look in a good direction. After all, if the president also comes in, it can be counted as having four kings on our side, so we can just send the slate away." Osamu Dazai patted him on the shoulder as a sign comfort.

The big cat Yuji was in Fukuzawa's house at this time. As one of the cats involved, it didn't find anything abnormal at all. After all, it was located in the house. If you didn't look up, no, even if you looked up, it wouldn't be able to penetrate it. The ceiling saw something floating above his house, not to mention the sword of Damocles, which symbolized the power of the king, only appeared for a short ten seconds before disappearing.

After the Yukichi big cat laid out the bedding, he sat aside and swiped his phone while waiting for Fukuzawa Yukichi to come back to sleep. It found that a recent food show seemed to invite UMYM-色a as a guest, but because the program production team Bian has been deliberately making gimmicks now, saying for a while that it might be the girls from UMYM-色a, and then changing his words and saying that he might invite Yoko Okino. This attitude made the two fans very dissatisfied. Now Some people have already started tearing it up on the forum. By the way, fans of the two companies are tearing up the program group, but no one is tearing up the other party.

Most of the fans of UMYM-色a have been chasing for a long time, and the quality of the fans is also very good. In the past, there were many fans on the side of Yoko Okino who were very radical. Yoko Okino waited until the single After flying, her economic company was optimistic about her, and it took a lot of time and effort to clean up the fans who were too radical, so that Yoko Okino's topic ecosystem has maintained a good development. They all look very qualified.

But even so, Okino Yoko still has one or two fans that bother others quite a lot. Fortunately, among those annoying fans, the most famous Mori Kogoro is not very old, but he is not good at playing with mobile phones. I am not used to going to forums and social apps.

The topic turned back to Big Cat Yuji, Big Cat Yuji was surfing the forum, at first it was filled with righteous indignation, but then it became more and more Buddhist, and now even cats can’t help but talk laughed.After all, things like forums are easy to discuss and discuss, and the original production team doesn't know when it started to go wrong. Everyone started discussing with each other about the current masters in the cooking world, and then the topic changed. I don't know why I went to Yuanyue Tea Lao Academy.

After all, as the most famous training school in the Japanese cuisine industry, Yuanyue's system has always been criticized by people, but it has to be admitted that it has indeed exported a large number of excellent cooking talents to the Japanese cuisine industry.

The gossip on the forum of Yuanyue Academy was mainly because not long ago (?), the original chairman of Yuanyue, Nakiri Senzaemon, was impeached, and the person in charge was a man said to be called Nakiri Ji.Although judging from the name, this man named Nakiri Ji should also belong to the Nakiri family, but the former chairman Nakiri Senzaemon made it clear that this guy was not from their Nakiri family and had been expelled by him long ago.

There are many strong players in the jar, and some people have indeed found out the past of this Mr. Nakiri Ji. This person used to be called Nakamura Ji. Later, he joined the Nakiri family and became the son-in-law of Nakiri Senzaemon. For some unknown reason, he was kicked out of the Nakiri family by Nakiri Senzaemon, and went to the United States to start his own business by himself, and now he came back in style, and even captured the most important and most important Totsuki School in the Nakiri family's industry as soon as he came back. Garden, it can be regarded as an inspirational novel.

In the forum, some people even set up a special building to discuss the matter of Yuanyue Academy, and everyone turned away from the tearing program group.

Among the newly opened buildings, there is one dedicated to discussing whether a system like Totsuki Academy is reasonable. After all, Nakiri Senzaemon, as the chairman of the school, will be impeached by a group of students to discuss the Totsuki Ten Questions like whether Jie’s power is too great, this building was built very fast, in order to attract people who eat melons, the landlord threw out a lot of dry goods about Yuanyue, including their system of dropping people out of school at every turn, There are only a small number of graduates every year, and they have been warned many times by the Ministry of Documents and other things. They even set up an organization such as the Food Center Association after Nakiriji came to power to unify the cooking methods of all students. Things are thrown out.

The countless people who eat melons are excited and exciting. After all, cooking in this world is absolutely inseparable from a person's life. If you want to eat, you will subconsciously pay attention to the chef who cooks. When you see There are many situations in Yuanyue, the buildings are being built quickly, there are support and opposition, and there are all kinds of strange situations where support is reversed, and support is reversed.Netizens are addicted to pointing out Jiangshan in this building about Yuanyue.

And another building that quickly became popular was about Nakie Ji. The host listed Nakie Ji’s life and also talked about a series of educational reforms he launched a few months after he came to power, but the purpose of saying these was not to Discussing whether what this person did is right or not - no one in this building cares about this at all - but starting from him to discuss that the story of Long Aotian in the real world can also come true. Cited as an idol.

Especially the host, the host also listed a lot of things about this person, saying that he is a man who has been expelled, but still has not given up the surname of Nakiri. He started a food group from scratch in the United States and then counterattacked Japan. The male protagonist in the novel is more forbearing and vicious than most male protagonists in light novels, he is simply a werewolf.

These melons are so delicious that the big cat is also fascinated. The big cat finally knows why it hasn't seen the invitation letter from Yuanyue recently, but it thinks it's good, so it doesn't need to get involved with those big families. Love, hate, hatred or something, anyway, even if there is a conflict in Yuanyue Academy, the parties to the conflict are all surnamed Nakiri, there is no room for outsiders to intervene, as long as the boss and the proprietress of Uzumaki don’t get involved up.

Just when Big Cat Yukichi was surfing the forum very late and all the cats started to feel sleepy, Fukuzawa Yukichi hadn’t come back yet, which made Big Cat Yukichi a little confused. He went out wagging his tail to find his own Master, look at what he is doing now. When he didn't come to sleep so late, he just opened the door and saw Fukuzawa Yukichi standing at the door with a complicated face. He saw his cat come out and realized that the time It was too late, he nodded towards his big cat, went in and found out the charger of the phone and plugged it in, obviously, he had been on the phone just now, no, it would be more appropriate to say that he answered the phone, He answered the phone until his flip phone ran out of battery, and it was dead.

Although the big cat Yukichi didn't know what happened to him, but he could feel that Fukuzawa Yukichi was not in a good mood, so the big cat Yukichi offered to donate his furry cat pad to Fukuzawa Yukichi, and also took the initiative to He hugged his own president.

Fukuzawa Yukichi originally thought that he would not be able to sleep at night, but who knew that amidst the purring of Yukichi the big cat, he fell asleep very quickly, and when he woke up, it was already early the next morning.

When Fukuzawa Yukichi woke up, he was stunned for a while before getting up from the quilt. The unexpected incident last night made him a little bit unable to recover now, and there was always a very unrealistic, especially magical feeling.

The big cat Yukichi is consistent with his biological clock. When Fukuzawa Yukichi woke up, the big cat woke up too. Yukichi the cat was a little confused. Why did Fukuzawa Yukichi wake up today, but didn’t intend to get up immediately? It was curious leaned over.

Fukuzawa Yukichi was still in a daze at first, but at this moment he suddenly saw a big cat's face appearing in his line of sight, he suddenly woke up with a jerk, he stretched out his hand, grabbed the big cat's round cat's face, and rubbed it gently with his hands After a moment, the touch of fur made his face involuntarily show a relaxed expression.

Big Cat Yuji also noticed his change of mood, and took the initiative to lean up and rub against him again.

By the time one person and one cat woke up, it was already half an hour later than usual. Fukuzawa Yukichi went to do his daily morning exercises as usual, but this morning he didn't want to go to the Armed Detective Agency after breakfast. He knew his The situation should not be concealed from Luanbu, but if possible, he would prefer to wait a while before telling the other party.

As a result, as soon as he opened the door of his house, he found that the weight of the door was a bit wrong, so he hurriedly and carefully opened a gap where he could walk sideways to let himself out. Sure enough, he saw Edogawa sitting in front of his door, leaning on the door. Fell asleep with the door open.

In this cold weather, Edogawa Ranpo was willing to get out of his warm bed early in the morning, and came here just to wait for him. What to say.

He sighed, carefully supported his famous detective with one hand and opened the door with the other hand, and after confirming that Luanbu would not fall down, he hugged him sideways.

The big cat Yuji who was also about to go out had just walked to the entrance when he saw Fukuzawa Yukichi holding the famous detective in, and hurriedly stepped forward to test the forehead of the famous detective with some doubts. Turn on the stove, to make brown sugar and ginger water for Luanbu, you must put a lot of brown sugar and rock sugar, otherwise, a child-tempered famous detective will never drink this spicy soup.

Edogawa Ranpo felt that someone was hugging him. If it was normal, he would have continued to sleep because of the familiar breath, but not now. Ze Yukichi put himself on the sofa and was about to fetch the blanket.

Luanbu hurriedly stretched out his hand to grab the hem of the man's clothes, "President, don't go to see the King of Gold alone!"

Fukuzawa Yukichi looked at him with some helplessness, and found that Ranpo's eyes were abnormally persistent at this time, and his hand holding his sleeve was also abnormally firm, so he sighed helplessly, and nodded at the baby-faced detective. Nodding, "I know, I won't go to Tokyo alone."

He said, paused and said: "But you must honestly drink the ginger soup that Yuji made for you, otherwise I won't take you with me."

There was a clear expression of struggle on Luanbu's face, and finally he said as if he had made up his mind: "Okay, okay, I will drink the ginger soup obediently, but you are not allowed to run away!"

"I won't go away." Fukuzawa Yukichi didn't break his fingers apart, but sat down with his strength, sitting beside him, and habitually put his hands into his sleeves.

When the big cat Yuji came over, he happened to see the two of them sitting side by side on the sofa. The two of them sat side by side with very unified and calm expressions. The cat looked a little puzzled.

The big cat put the tray in his hand in front of the detective, ignored the aggrieved eyes of the detective, and pushed the tray towards him.

Looking at the brown sugar and ginger water in front of him like an enemy, he exudes sincere resistance, but thinking of the matter of agreeing to the president just now, and thinking that it was made by big cat Yuji with great difficulty, he finally Gritting his teeth, he drank all the soup.

No matter how much sugar you put in ginger soup, it is impossible to completely cover up the spiciness. After all, spiciness is a pain sensation rather than a taste sensation. After handing over a few candies, Edogawa Ranbu decisively put the candies into his mouth, and then said to Yukichi big cat with a serious face: "Mr. Yukichi, can you contact Mr. Ghost Lamp?"

"Meow?" Big Cat Yuji tilted his head in confusion, not quite understanding why Ranbu would ask him such a thing, but he still took out his phone very quickly, opened his phone and handed it to Ranbu .

It was a message sent by Yukichi the big cat when he was in contact with Ghost Lantern. Ranbu took it and glanced at it, and he didn't know what to say. Yuji Maomao obviously has a far more connection with Mr. Ghost Lantern than he and Dazai estimated. There are many more, last night the big cat was sending Yuanyue gossip to the ghosts and gods in hell. There are times when I see this kind of thing.

However, the news earlier was more than a week ago. Edogawa Ranpo knew immediately that last night was probably the rest day of the ghost lamp. Today he should also have a holiday. If he wants to contact him, he must hurry up. He immediately dialed After turning on the built-in call function on Le, the person on the other side beeped for a long time before being picked up, "Hello..."

The voice was low and scary, obviously the person on the other side hadn't woken up yet, the voice with a thick nasal voice seemed to say, if you can't give me a good reason for disturbing my sleep, you should kill yourself. "Yuji, what's the matter?"

It was only then that Edogawa Ranpo realized what stupid thing he had done, he returned the phone to Yukichi in a panic, and motioned for the cat to talk.

Big Mao Yuji was a little puzzled, but still took the phone and meowed a few words.

After a while, the ghost lamp on the opposite side slowly said: "I haven't woken up yet, I can't understand what you are talking about, is it urgent? If not, wait until I wake up completely."

Yuji Maomao glanced a little embarrassedly, then hung up the phone, and looked suspiciously at the famous detective who had to contact Ghost Lamp so early in the morning.

Luanbu smiled awkwardly, and then said: "I plan to let the Dresden stone be recovered by hell, and I want to ask Mr. Ghost Lantern if he wants it."

Dresden slate?What does the matter of the king have to do with us?Big Mao Yuji looked at him puzzled, not understanding why he did such a thankless thing.You know, even cats know that if there is no slate, then the Golden Clan can no longer control Japan as before, and there will be turmoil at that time, right?

"No..." Edogawa Ranbu could tell what the cat was thinking at a glance, he stretched out his hand and waved at Yukichi the big cat, "There will be no such thing, Mr. Yukichi, you think too much, gold The clan is divided into two parts. In addition to the rabbit who is responsible for guarding and fighting, for which all his information must be erased, the more golden clan, which is what Mr. Yukichi you think, controls most of Japan's economic lifeline. , have no special power. The power of the King of Gold is destiny. What he is best at is judging where a person's talents and talents are, and then using his own power to bring them out. That is to say, the people he really affects It is the direction of those people's progress, rather than giving them pure power. Well, although they can indeed get some protection after becoming the Golden Clan, in the final analysis, their success depends on the strength of themselves and their family background. The situation is different for other clans."

"In addition, the old man probably realized that his time was running out two years ago, so he has been weakening his involvement in many things to ensure that the situation will not change too much after his death." Jiang Togawa Ranpo said so, but he didn't dare to look at the big cat's phone over there, for fear that as soon as he touched that phone, a terrifying ghost holding a mace would emerge from the phone.

Big Cat Yuji nodded, so that's the case, but even the King of Gold wouldn't agree to give something like the Dresden Slate to others, right?

Luanbu signaled the other party to put the phone away, and then continued: "And Mr. Yuji, the matter is no longer unrelated to us!" He patted the coffee table with a serious face, "The president has been deported by Germany. The Reston Slate was selected and became the new Colorless King!"

As soon as the words came out, the big cat Yukichi was so startled that its hair blew up. It looked at Fukuzawa Yukichi over there in disbelief. It couldn't tell at all that he was the new colorless king?

"So Mr. Yuji, do you think there are some physical characteristics required to become a king?" Ranbu couldn't help being funny, he stretched his waist vigorously, "Let's go, let's go find the old man King of Gold, Anyway, putting the slate in his place is also a disaster. The Green King thinks about liberating the slate all day long, but he doesn't think about the consequences of doing so. World peace and stability will never be allowed."

"So it's better to send the slate away as soon as possible, so as not to cause any trouble later." After Edogawa ranpo finished speaking, he held a Fukuzawa Yukichi with one hand, and Yukichi the cat's paw with the other hand , because of his height, he looked like a child who was taken out by two big parents.

The way to the Imperial Pillar Pagoda went smoothly, and when they arrived, the King of Gold immediately showed the posture of receiving the new king. Fukuzawa Yukichi was supposed to be the only one to enter, but Ranpo was determined not to do this This kind of thing that would separate him from the president was followed as Fukuzawa Yukichi's pendant.

He didn't wait for Guochang Road Dajue to speak, and asked directly: "Should we throw the slate directly to hell? Anyway, Mr. Guideng, the assistant officer of Yan Mo Temple in hell, has long wanted to reclaim things like the cornerstone of the world."

"Detective, do you know what you just said?" Guochang Lu Dajue asked calmly.

"I know, and do I need to repeat it again?" Edogawa Ranpo asked with a serious face.

Fukuzawa Yukichi coughed, and when he looked at Guochang Road Dajue, he said calmly: "What Ranpo said is indeed true, just like the book that appeared in Yokohama last time, Dresden Slate It can also be recovered, and after that, the previously granted power will not be recovered, but the assigned authority will be recovered."

Guochang Road Dajue was stunned for a moment, and then remembered that the person in front of him was in the same situation as them, so he became quiet. At this moment, the voice of the golden rabbit came out of the door: "Your Highness, Zongxiang Lisi asks you to see me."

"Let him in." Guochang Lu Dajue said without changing his face, "I remember he said something similar to the messenger of hell when he dealt with the Yuyihu incident?"

"Yes, that's not Mr. Munakata's nonsense, but the real thing." After Fukuzawa Yukichi finished speaking, Munakata Reishi walked in.

Also at this time, in the reception room where there should only be big cats, a man in a black kimono appeared out of nowhere. Although he still exuded something similar to getting up, he was obviously a little bit older. Feeling refreshed, he yawned, looked at Yuji the big cat, and then asked, "That brat Luanbu, what's the matter with me all of a sudden?"