Condescending and Condescending

"Okay, class is over, today we will talk about Dayang Chao."

In the history class of the first grade of a certain high school.

On the computer screen, the teacher skillfully cut off his own face on the screen and replaced it with a t.

But what he didn't know was that the student in front of the screen skillfully took out his mobile phone and opened the class group.

Teacher: "As we all know, the Dayang Dynasty was the most chaotic dynasty in feudal history. The courtiers exercised the power of the emperor, and they were called the system..."

In the class group: [Come here, come here, start talking about hanging. 】

[By the way, there should be no one who doesn't know what hanging court means. 】

[After all, when other countries in the world are still using cold weapons, Dayang Chao has resorted to heavy machine guns and bazookas if he disagrees with him. 】

[Really, now my friend doesn’t know how to write time-traveling novels, because if you write that the protagonist travels to the feudal era and invents guns to fight for hegemony, readers will think that you are not forceful, after all, people can make big moves. It's heavy machine guns and rocket launchers.

But if you follow what you wrote, the readers will come to complain again, what is some basic logic, okay? Your protagonist is a small white-collar supermarket owner of a rich second-generation company... who actually makes heavy machine guns and bazookas?Where did the drawings come from?The rifling process is a state-secret technology, even outlaw lunatics may not be as arrogant as you...]

[It’s no wonder that now all the males are traveling through with the firearm system or the summoning system. It’s true that fiction needs logic, but reality doesn’t! 】

[Also, have you heard that there is another web drama about Dayang Dynasty coming up recently. 】

[Online drama, I suddenly had a bad feeling in my heart. 】

[...So this time, the male protagonist Shou traveled to the end of the Qian Dynasty, and competed with His Highness King Jin for His Highness King Qin's success in the end? 】

[Or is it the heroine who lived until the end of the Qian Dynasty, broke up with His Royal Highness King Qin, and succeeded in ascending to the throne? 】

[Or the male protagonist dressed as His Royal Highness Jin, sworn obeisance to His Royal Highness Qin, and then opened the harem? 】

[Neither, it seems that the heroine traveled to the end of the Qian Dynasty, and found that the peasant girl she was time-traveled was the real daughter of Prince Taki's mansion...]

【…】

[... Absolutely! 】

[As expected of a web drama! 】

On the computer, the teacher continued: "...At the same time, Dayang Dynasty is also the nightmare of all literati, and there are two main reasons.

One is that the idea of ​​"men and women are different, men are superior to women" reached its peak in the Qian Dynasty, so the literati at that time generally looked down on women, including the abolished empress of the Qian Dynasty. God, it was just to make the abolished empress withdraw the edict to allow girls to go to school, so later generations will have the saying that she died in Qingliu.

Of course, these things have already been mentioned in the previous class when we talked about Qianchao, so I won’t go into details here...

...In addition, most of the 28 emperors of the Yang Dynasty were female emperors, so the emperors of the Yang Dynasty hated these so-called Qingliu very much. "

[For example, Emperor Jianwu (Pei Ningmeng) pulled out those so-called Qingliu and whipped the corpses every three days, like listing "Secretary Records" as a compulsory examination book for the imperial examination, and when he became interested, he wrote a poem about Qianchao When Qingliu, the last one listed in the "Secrets of Two Officials" in the poem of the Waste Empress, passed away, she even added Enke for this reason——

The so-called Enke, let me check Baidu first. 】

[Enke refers to the imperial examination system after the Qian Dynasty. In addition to the regular examinations held every three years, the emperor grants students an additional imperial examination in the year of his enthronement or birthday. 】

【That's why the emperors after her were obviously influenced by her, so they hated the literati Qingliu. 】

[This is probably murder and ashes! 】

[A gentleman takes revenge, ten years is not too late, Emperor Jianwu takes revenge, from morning till night. 】

[No wonder the sage Confucius said 'only women and villains are difficult to raise', isn't this an ironclad proof? 】

【Hehe, Song Cheng, are your skin itchy again? 】

[Emperor Jianwu also said, "Only men who follow Confucianism's so-called Gangchang are the most cunning", and this sentence is still engraved on the tombstone of Emperor Jianwu and the screen behind the dragon chair in the Hall of Supreme Harmony in the Forbidden City. Why don't you said? 】

[By the way, I heard that you men are planning to launch a joint petition again, asking the government to cover up the words engraved on the tombstone of Emperor Jianwu and the screen behind the dragon chair in the Hall of Supreme Harmony in the Forbidden City. Don’t forget to vote when the time comes ah. 】

[Hahaha, by the way, you men petition for this matter every year, don't you find it annoying? 】

[The government said, you are not bothered, we are all bored. 】

[Enough is enough, the society has finally stabilized, and you are here to stir up gender confrontation again, it is simply a shame. 】

[That is, Yang Renzong also said that a truly harmonious and equal world should be a world where men and women support each other and tolerate each other. Gang Chang's men are the most cunning' these two sentences, why didn't I remember these two sentences. 】

[Okay, leave them alone and concentrate on listening to the class! 】

Teacher: "The second reason is that the emperors of the Dayang Dynasty were extremely belligerent, so the Dayang Dynasty paid more attention to martial arts than literature. Even Yang Renzong, who passed down benevolence and virtue, had the biggest dream of expanding the territory."

[It's a pity that her mother Gaozu Jianwu Emperor was too tough. She led the troops all the way to Europe, but she was happy and died on the spot, leaving a big mess for Yang Renzong, who forced Yang Renzong to come down from the horse to appease the people , rest and recuperate..., causing her to be the emperor of the horse and become the emperor of Renzong. 】

[We: Yang Renzong is really miserable!

Those emperors who dreamed of getting the posthumous title of benevolence after death:, did you hear that! 】

Teacher: "But it is precisely because the emperors of the Dayang Dynasty were extremely belligerent and regarded expanding the territory of the country as the only criterion for measuring their achievements, so that when the Dayang Dynasty was at its peak, its territory once covered the entire Asia. Continental Europe."

"Then again, because of these two points, the literati were in an extremely difficult situation in the Yang Dynasty, especially the three dynasties of Taizu, Jianwu Emperor, and Emperor Renzong, who would unilaterally raise the butcher's knife against Qingliu literati almost every few years , Of course, the butcher's knife never fell down, because when they just raised the butcher's knife, those Qingliu literati knelt down first."

【puff! 】

[Let me tell you a joke, literati value integrity the most! 】

"And today we are going to focus on these three emperors. As I said before, when Dayang was first established, the society at that time was still in a situation where men were superior to women, and these three emperors, especially Taizu and Jianwu , were all victims of feudal ethics, so they can be said to hate feudal etiquette."

"After they came to the throne, they first abolished the chastity archway, and then opened up women's enrollment, women's imperial examinations, and changed the primogeniture inheritance system to the eldest son inheritance system. Women are the first heirs to family property and titles. In the Jianwu Dynasty, the court even publicly allowed women to marry three wives and four attendants...

It is precisely because of such extreme suppression that the men's hearts are completely out of balance, so that the No. 12 emperors of the Dayang Dynasty, namely Emperor Pingdu, deposed Confucianism, pursued contention among a hundred schools of thought, abolished three wives and four concubines and three husbands and four waiters, and implemented one husband and one husband. During the wife system, it went very smoothly.

And this is also the world's first equal rights movement for men and women, 800 years earlier than the equal rights movement in the West.

Even today, China is the country with the highest degree of equality between men and women in the world. "

[There is also a need for country y. Today, have they incorporated the clause that the rapist can be exempted from punishment after promising to marry the victim into the criminal law? 】

[Y country scorpion: I'm here, I'm here, don't worry! 】

Teacher: "The reason Taizu Yang and the others have such confidence is because Dayang Chao holds two powerful weapons, a heavy machine gun and a rocket launcher..."

[Here we come, a male (forced) from heaven! 】

[Since the introduction of heavy machine guns and bazookas, the barbarians on the grassland have become good at singing and dancing! 】

"In the fifth year of Taizu Yuanhe, the barbarians who obtained the gun manufacturing technology from who knows where made a comeback, but were defeated by the army of the Dayang Dynasty in the first battle, and chased them to Tianzhu.

Later, these barbarians who escaped by chance wiped out the most glorious L Empire in Western history in one fell swoop. "

[But it was also they who brought musket technology to the West, making the West stronger and stronger. 】

"And the origin of these heavy machine guns and rocket launchers is also quite mysterious. It is said that they were obtained from meteorites that fell from the sky in the fourth year of Qianchao Yongning, but this statement was later proved to be fictional."

[After all, there are only so many meteorites falling from the sky, but Dayang Dynasty will fight a big battle every few years, so how can it be possible that the meteorites have not been used up for hundreds of years. 】

"So now it is recognized by the whole world that King Qin of Zhenguo and Zhao Yan are both time travelers."

"It's a pity that since Emperor Pingdu, the good luck of the Dayang Dynasty seems to have come to an end. The subsequent emperors have been shorter than the last, and the situation of the Dayang Dynasty has gradually fallen into turmoil. , followed by the exile forces of those western countries gradually raising their heads. Later, Emperor Xingzong was born with great difficulty. As a result, he just suppressed the exile forces of those western countries, and died of a sudden illness not long after. And it’s officially falling apart.”

"Later, the prestige of the Dayang royal family in the hearts of the public became less and less. At the end of the last century, the treacherous minister Huo Cheng took control of the court, and the four abolished emperors tried to replace him. Fortunately, the great general Zhao Ying turned the tide and pacified Huo Cheng. And following the trend of the times, the monarchy was abolished, and a free and equal Huaguo was established."

[But at this time, Huaguo's territory is less than one-fifth of Yang Dynasty's. 】

[It can be said that even if Emperor Xingzong lived ten years longer, the world would not be what it is now. 】

"It can be said that the Dayang Dynasty was not only the largest dynasty in the history of the Hua Kingdom, but also created a grand occasion for all nations to come to the dynasty, but also because of its inclusive nature, it created incomparably brilliant achievements in literature, art, calligraphy, technology, etc. Achievements, such as Yang Ci, porcelain, Buddha carving... Needless to say, Yang Ci, the eight masters of Yang Chu, South Tao and North Li, their Ci we have been learning from elementary school to university..."

"Okay, that's the end of today's history class, students remember to do the exercises in the exercise book after class."

【…】

[Wait, is this the end? 】

[Where is His Royal Highness King Qin of Zhenguo, who I love beauties but not country? 】

[Where is my impeccably handsome Fuguo King Jin? 】

[What about the beautiful love story of His Royal Highness King Qin and King Jin falling in love and killing each other? 】

The teacher just said: "This is a history class, not a live broadcast of Danmei radio drama, thank you."

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