Condescending and Condescending

[True to be dizzy. 】

[Awesome (I dare say that the number of times I said these two words today has exceeded the sum of last year)]

[Forget about the robot, I don’t need it for now, so I just want to know, can the iron rod be sold separately?I want to play it cool. 】

But more netizens see another point:

[Very well, the safety of the elderly is guaranteed. 】

And probably because of experiencing the fun of playing memes, the UP masters in the back have followed suit.

#Perspective nude photos that make people throb#

In fact, it is a perspective view of the structure of the 'Golden Age'.

#That day of madness, five beauties and 95 men trapped in an isolated island#

In fact, the five Bai Fumei sisters bought 95 robots in one go, and then ran to a private island under their name to play Peace Elite for a day.

【…】

[Thanks to 'Prosperity'.Supported a group of small broken station UP owners. 】

【However, 'Prosperity' can still play games with you】

[Don't tempt me anymore, I'll buy it, can't I buy it? 】

【Mom, you don't have to worry about me missing one on Black Friday any more. 】

[Mom said that the tuba seems to be useless, let's practice the trumpet! 】

[Want to buy now?It's late, I made an order yesterday, and it was directly queued to more than 500 million numbers, and the delivery will have to wait at least four or five months. 】

[I made a reservation an hour ago, and the queue has reached more than 620 million. 】

【…】

[Fuck, this is a bit exaggerated. I was a little worried that the old people would worry about having children and buying nursing robots to take care of themselves. Someone would gossip. Didn’t I expect them to be so fashionable? 】

[That was before, but it’s different now. Now people live longer, the old people are getting older, and their children are not too young, so there is no way to serve them. The "prosperous age" is not expensive, and the old people in the city are basically Everyone has a pension, so he can afford it, so why embarrass himself and his children just because of that little face. 】

[It’s the same in rural areas, I don’t know about other places, but our county has now introduced the ‘Prosperous Age’. In the past, the elderly in the village were unwilling to go to nursing homes. burden.

Well now, the nursing home has introduced the "Prosperous Age". The food and lodging package is [-] yuan a month for the elderly who can take care of themselves, and [-] yuan a month for those who need care. The environment of the nursing home is also very good. There are basically fitness equipment and entertainment facilities. And if any staff member dares to abuse the elderly, 'Golden Age' will directly report it to the government. 】

[My God, all board and lodging is only five hundred a month, what kind of conscience price is this. 】

[No, so all the elderly people in our village have now moved in, and those villagers who have moved out their household registrations are now trying their best to move their household registrations back. 】

[Now I finally understand why Risheng Technology dared to name this robot 'Prosperous Age'. Isn't it the beginning of the Prosperous Age! 】

[Suddenly moved! 】

[I guessed that the nursing robot launched by Risheng Technology this time must be extraordinary, but I didn't expect it to be so heaven-defying! 】

【However, who told you that all the people who buy 'Prosperity' belong to old people? 】

【Thank you, I'm in country M, just got off the plane, ah, no, I'm in bed, just woke up, 'Prosperity' has already made dinner, just waiting for me to finish dinner, then go out to sneak me.

#dinner photo#

As usual, netizens eat first. 】

[Braised pork, sweet and sour pork ribs, boiled shrimp, I am sour. 】

【...Why didn't I expect that 'Prosperous Age' can cook, even if there are no elderly people in the family, buying it to take care of yourself is a bloody profit! 】

[The netizen refused to eat, and kicked over the table in a fit of anger, woo woo woo! 】

[And I, a distinguished VIP user of Risheng Technology, although I missed the live broadcast of the day, but relying on my status as a member, I jumped in line and bought a 'Golden Age'.

Then I gave the "Prosperous Age" to my cousin, who is blind and married a mother-in-law, a Phoenix boy, but her mother-in-law is still a dramatist. My cousin’s house, but after she moved in, she went out to play cards every day without caring about anything, and when she came back, she saw that my cousin didn’t order takeaway for her, and even scolded my cousin. His mother lectured him on the reason why it was not easy to raise him.

Fortunately, she is blind but not blind, she has already kicked that mommy phoenix man, and now it is 'Sheng Shi' who is taking care of her.

The kind that can guard the child 24 hours a day, so don't use it too easily!

So I want to blow up the 'Golden Age' and Sunrise Technology.

ps: Although the way of cooking in 'Prosperity' is the same, it is still delicious. 】

【That's right, 'Prosperous Age' can take care of the disabled elderly, and of course pregnant women too! 】

【Is it possible to take care of children...】

[There are also people with disabilities. My mother is blind. I used to raise a guide dog, but there were always restaurants that refused my mother to eat on the grounds that pets were not allowed. So after the "Glory" came out, I bought her a dog. tower.

Now 'Sheng Shi' accompanies her to go out for a walk with her guide dog every day. 】

[What are you guys doing? The old man next door to me is amazing, because he has a pension of seven or eight thousand a month, so as soon as the "Prosperous Age" came out, he bought one with his own money. Guess what? What's the matter, during the day, he led 'Prosperity' to set up a stall in the park, and gave a physical examination, 25 yuan a time, isn't this 'Prosperity' gaining fame recently? The prosperous age is over, and it will not delay the prosperous age to take care of him and his wife. 】

[No wonder people can have a pension of seven or eight thousand a month, this is simply insane. 】

[And our boss, he contracted the canteens of several schools. After knowing that 'Golden Age' can cook, he directly sold more than a dozen sets of 'Golden Age'. Now the master chefs in those canteens have been half opened. 】

……

[...I feel like I have opened up a new world. 】

【You say how about I buy more than a dozen units of 'Shengshi' to open a pedicure shop? 】

【It’s different for me. I bought 'Shengshi' just to let it hold me while I was walking and playing with my mobile phone, and to help me bargain with the boss when I was shopping for clothes. 】

【Let me just say, it's no wonder that the pre-sale of 'Prosperity' has reached more than 600 million in just a few days. 】

[But doesn't this just show the popularity of 'Prosperity'! 】

[I am really happy for Risheng Technology, Mr. Fang and Mr. Fang have finally made it through. 】

However, Fang Yanqin, Penguin, Ali, HW and other twelve big companies were keenly aware that something was wrong.

——If this continues, the "Golden Age" will impact most industries in the whole society.

This will definitely cause social unrest.

So the next day, Risheng Technology was both distressed and excited to stop the pre-sale of "Golden Age" and changed it to a real-name purchase system, that is, those who want to buy "Golden Age" must go to the government to issue a certificate, proving that there is indeed an elderly person over 70 years old in the family Only people with disabilities can buy, and each family can only buy one robot for the time being.

Netizens were stunned by this.

【...Your road is narrow, do you know that? 】

Risheng Technology can only explain: "No way, I didn't expect 'Golden Age' to be so popular, and the current daily output of the factory is only [-] units, so we can only supply those who are in urgent need as much as possible."

"As for pregnant women, the current model of 'Prosperity' is not suitable for taking care of pregnant women and children. Later, Risheng Technology will develop a nursing robot for pregnant women. Please stay calm."

Netizens certainly can't accept it, but they all understand it, so they can only hate iron but not steel:

[If there is one, you can limit the purchase, if there is another, you can quickly build a factory and expand the production scale! 】

Then someone came back to their senses.

[So Risheng Technology is completely released, right? 】

[Don't doubt it, do you know that the valuation of Risheng Technology has exceeded 2000 billion? 】

【…】

【You may not believe me when I say it. Risen Technology once wanted to invite me to be a manager, but I refused because I felt that there was no future. 】

【I also……】

[Hahahaha, you don’t know how good our little life is, fifteen salary, food and housing, six insurances and one housing fund, no overtime on weekends, four salaries on holidays, daily afternoon tea, one group per quarter Jian, the kind that travels abroad. 】

[By the way, I live in a single apartment, 300 square meters, because our company directly bought a [-]-story office building, but there are only more than [-] people in the company, so Mr. Fang directly draws out Ten floors were built as staff dormitories. 】

[Also, when Xiushi Technology held the celebration banquet, wasn't it very generous? It was a reward option and a reward for "peace of mind". After the release of "Prosperity", Mr. Fang directly gave We doubled. 】

[Chao Xiaosheng, you should also know that most of our company's employees, including me, are fresh graduates. In fact, the reason why we chose Risheng Technology at that time was because our family was poor, and the conditions offered by Risheng Technology And generous enough, I didn't expect it to be a piece of shit luck in the end. 】

[Fuck, are the employees of Risheng Technology blasted out by us? 】

[Eighty square meters, you may not believe it, my house is only eighty square meters with three bedrooms and one living room. 】

[Fifteen salary, full board and lodging, team building trips abroad... This is the rhythm of the pinnacle of work, I'm jealous. 】

[I just want to know if Risheng Technology is still recruiting? 】

[No more recruits. 】

【……I cried. 】

[Don't ask, you'll regret it if you ask. 】

[You are not as miserable as I am... Before Risheng Technology came to our school to recruit, I got offers from both Risheng Technology and Xiushi Technology, and finally I chose Xiushi Technology...]

【…】

[I can't help feeling sorry for you for a second. 】

Everyone remembered this.

[So 'Great Age' is sold so cheaply, can Risheng Technology make money? 】

[And Xiushi Technology, what happened to them? 】