Condescending and Condescending

And just when Zhao Minzhi and others began to intensify their efforts to investigate the abnormality of the ghost cave in Chongxian County while recuperating from their injuries, on the other hand, because the entire upper class of Hushi City knew the relationship between Fang Yanqin and Yin Huai, so on Wu Yu's side When the three drinks produced according to the new formula were submitted to the Quality Supervision Bureau for review, the Quality Supervision Bureau worked overtime on the same day to help them complete the code certificate.

With the code certificate, these three beverages can be officially launched.

In order to increase the popularity of these three beverages, Wu Yu, after discussing with the factory manager and the others, decisively decided to send them the new version after obtaining the consent of those netizens who ordered the original version of the 'Victory' functional drink. 'Victory No. [-]' functional drink.

——Anyway, the new version of 'Victory No. [-]', that is, the drink produced by the No. [-] recipe that focuses on efficacy, the production cost is similar to the price of the original version of 'Victory', so even if they replace the original version with the new version of 'Victory No. [-]' 'Victory' is, at most, a loss in shipping costs.

Then, netizens exploded.

【…】

[What's going on, didn't you say that you changed to a new formula?How can it be so bad? 】

[Upstairs should be drinking 'Victory' for the first time - because to be precise, the 'Victory No. [-]' after changing the new formula is not bad, but even worse. 】

[I originally thought that the reason why 'Victory' changed the formula was because he listened to the opinions of netizens, so he took remedial measures. As a result, after he changed the new formula, it tasted even worse than before... What kind of show is this? operate? 】

[At least I've never seen this kind of self-defeating coquettish operation. 】

[The most outrageous thing is that their customer service also said that the price of the new version of Shengli No. [-] will be four times that of the original version in the future... That's why I agreed to exchange it. 】

[Hahahahaha, fortunately, I haven't opened the shopping software these days, so I haven't received a message from the customer service of 'Victory', and then they still sent me the original version of 'Victory', blood earning! 】

……

In this way, the popularity of this matter is getting higher and higher, so more and more netizens and bloggers who want to catch the heat joined in, and followed up with the "victory" show of "victory".

So that night, this matter was on the hot search.

In this regard, some uninformed netizens:

[Such a big thing, why did it come out now? 】

【victory?I have never heard of any miscellaneous brands in any corner. 】

[I remembered, it seems that this brand has also been on the hot search before, but I forgot the specific reason. 】

[It seems that this is another hype. 】

[I seem to have guessed the plan of 'Victory'. I guess I want to claim the title of the worst drink, and then attract all the up masters and bloggers who want to gain popularity to evaluate it, and finally use the curiosity of netizens to harvest a lot. Bo leeks, because after seeing those evaluation videos, whether it is out of curiosity or out of a desire to punish people, it is very likely that netizens will follow suit and buy some. 】

[I'm convinced, isn't it good to make drinks in a down-to-earth manner, do you have to make these fancy things? 】

……

Sure enough, the next day.

[Following the trend, I bought a bottle, took a sip, and then threw it away... Don't scold me for wasting it, the taste, the child really can't drink it. 】

[I didn't take a sip, no, to be precise, I took a sip and threw it away. 】

[Those evaluations on the Internet are not deceiving. 】

[The top note is a strong smell of Chinese medicine, the middle note is mustard and soy sauce, and the base note is the smell of smelly socks that have been kept in a plastic bag for ten years without washing. The key is that this smell can still be the same as garlic , lingering for a long time... Tell me directly, who is the R&D president of 'Victory'? 】

[It's true, the worst drink in Huaguo is even worse than snake grass water. If you don't drink it, you will regret it for the rest of your life. If you drink it, you will regret it for the rest of your life. 】

[Fortunately, 'Victory' is quite conscientious. During the promotion period, the price of the original version of 'Victory' was sold. Otherwise, I would not only regret it, but also die of heartache. 】

[I don't regret it, because I gave the remaining two boxes to my boss. He is so stingy, even if the drinks are so bad, he will definitely drink it with his nose. 】

[Hahahaha, upstairs, aren't you afraid that your boss will wear small shoes for you in the future? 】

[Hahahaha, it’s not fair at all. Anyway, I’m about to resign soon, because you absolutely don’t know how stingy our boss is. In a company with hundreds of people, he doesn’t even hire a cleaner, but asks us employees to take turns cleaning Office hygiene is called to exercise our hands-on ability.

There is also the fact that the payment of overtime pay is delayed for half a year. This is still in the case that the company is not short of money. We all suspect that he did this to earn an extra half a year of interest.

I won't talk about such trivial things as two accountants sharing a computer.

By the way, you may not believe it, but this is an old company that has survived for 30 years. 】

[This broken company can survive for 30 years? 】

[No way, the boss is working hard. He works overtime every day until the early morning. He is bald at the age of 50, and he can sleep in the company 30 days a month. I heard that the red Rolls Royce he bought last year has changed at home. It's grayed out. 】

【... With this broken company, how can you bear it until now before resigning? 】

[No way, it's close to home, the subway is only two stops away, but even so, I can't bear it now. 】

……

So that night, this matter became a hot search again.

In this regard, those netizens who don't know:

[Endless? 】

[Let's wait, this [-]% has just begun. 】

……

As a result, on the third day, the wind direction on the Internet changed.

【? ? ? 】

[By the way, have you ever drank a whole bottle of 'Victory No. [-]'? 】

【…】

[That shit-like taste, can you drink it? 】

[Didn't you say it? After taking a sip, I threw it away. 】

[I also took a sip, but I couldn't drink any more, but when I was about to throw it away, my dad saw him. He is relatively frugal. After scolding me, he was about to take that bottle of drink and drink it. I was also embarrassed to let my dad drink the rest of my drink, so I took it and drank it myself...

Don’t regret it when drinking it. As a result, I was high all afternoon that afternoon, and then slept until dawn-God knows, I have serious insomnia, and I haven’t slept well for several nights before. 】

【...So you suspect that 'Victory One' cured your insomnia? 】

[And 'Victory'...isn't it a refreshing functional drink? 】

[That's right, so I was skeptical at first, so I tried it again yesterday, and then I slept through it again this morning, and I was almost late for work.

You may not know that I also tried to treat insomnia through strenuous exercise to generate fatigue before, but the results were not satisfactory, but after drinking Victory, it succeeded. 】

[I also know that the trial period is too short to be convincing, so I just want to ask if you have any feelings in this regard. 】

[I, I, I, although I don't suffer from insomnia, but after drinking a bottle of 'Victory No. [-]', I've been refreshed all afternoon. 】

【...Spirited all afternoon?It's a bit exaggerated, even 'Tao Xiao' can't do it to this extent, so there must be something added that shouldn't be added, right? 】

[...Thinking too much, drugs are so expensive these days, adding stimulants to drinks?The manufacturer is afraid that he is out of his mind. 】

['Victory' is just like that, how much better can the 'Victory No. 】

【...I thought so too at first, but I still couldn't resist the curiosity in my heart. In addition, I just had an all-night shift and I was very sleepy, so I suppressed my nausea and took most of the rest of yesterday. The bottle of drink is gone...and I'm now getting ready to go back to work and get back to work. 】

【…】

[After listening to the story upstairs, I suppressed my nausea and drank a bottle of 'Victory No. [-]', and then I was excited all night... The key is that I am still single! 】

【... When I saw the first few sentences, I thought it was another comedy, and then I saw the last sentence, but I didn't expect it to be a tragedy... Wait, 'Victory One' still has this effect? 】

[I don't know if 'Victory No. [-]' has this effect, but I seem to know why my dad's blood pressure suddenly dropped a lot... The thing is like this, my grandpa was sick last month, and he was very sick. It was very serious, except for my father, my family didn't want to treat my grandfather, but my family was poor and couldn't afford all the medical expenses. In the end, my grandfather died in a fit of anger, and my father also suffered from high blood pressure in a fit of anger.

But still the same sentence, my family is relatively poor, so my dad and the others don’t dare to take high blood pressure too seriously. Usually, at most, they just avoid eating it, and then wait for the blood pressure to drop by itself.

But this time, because my dad couldn't swallow the breath from the bottom of his heart, he kept drinking for more than a month, and his blood pressure still didn't drop.

But he is also a lover of sweets. It happened that a neighbor's kid bought a box of 'Victory No. [-]' a few days ago. Because he didn't like to drink it, he gave him two bottles. He couldn't hold back and drank one bottle. .

After my mother and I found out, we almost died of anger, because we were afraid that his blood pressure would increase again if the bottle of drink was consumed, and he would suffer from some serious illness.

But unexpectedly, at the last blood pressure measurement, his blood pressure actually dropped a little... I'm going to buy a few more Victory Ones for storage. 】

……

So that night, this matter was on the hot search again.

In this regard, those netizens who don't know:

[I would say that this hype has only just begun. 】

[However, do you dare to respect our IQ a little bit when you hype it—the effect is better than that of 'Tao Xiao', and it can also treat insomnia, strengthen yang, and lower blood pressure... Why don't you just say that your formula is based on the Bushen Pill What about improved? 】

[So these people are probably sailors? 】

[Is it still possible, these people are definitely sailors. 】

……

Seeing this, even Wu Yu began to doubt himself: "Could it be that these people are really the sailors we bought?"

Didn't they just hide the efficacy and taste of the new formula?

And it turns out that their approach is correct, and the fact that 'Victory No. [-]' has been trending for two consecutive days is the best proof.

But things will develop in such a direction in the end, which they never expected.

Factory manager: "...If I didn't remember that we don't have the spare money to buy sailors, I would believe it."

Thinking of this, Wu Yu and the factory manager immediately turned to look at Fang Yanqin: "So uncle, does the new formula really have these effects?"

Fang Yanqin: "..."

It was only then that he remembered that when he changed the formula, in order to save trouble, he did refer to the formula of Bu Shen Pill.

So to some extent, that netizen really guessed right.

Fang Yanqin: "Maybe."

Then, as if thinking of something, he smiled and said, "Now that the new formula has become popular, you can raise the price logically."

Hearing this, Wu Yu and the director's eyes lit up instantly.

On the Internet, because of those comments, more and more people began to explore the effect of 'Victory One'.

[Fuck, it really wasn’t my illusion, 'Victory No. 20' really has the effect of treating insomnia. To prove my guess is right, after posting that comment, I collected more than 23 insomnia in the same city post bar Syndrome patients, and yesterday afternoon we drank Shengli together, as a result of [-] people, [-] of them managed to fall asleep.

ps. When I woke up the next morning, the smell in the room was a bit unpleasant. 】

[Very well, I started to drink 'Victory No. [-]' as water today, not because I like the taste, but because I heard that it can aphrodisiac, and I hope it can really aphrodisiac.Cough, don't like it, shame on you! 】

[I forced my dad to drink a bottle of Victory yesterday, damn it, his blood pressure really dropped a bit. 】

[My mother not only lowered her blood pressure, she also quit the problem of going out to dance in the square to disturb the people. 】

【... Can this... also be quit? 】

[No, don’t forget, the smell of ‘Victory No. [-]’ is unbearable for a normal person. After she drinks it, she goes to dance in the square, and the smell is a smell when she opens her mouth. Her dance partners can bear it ?Then she stayed at home obediently. 】

【...I never expected that 'Victory One' would have this effect. 】

A few more days passed.

【Fuck, fuck, 'Victory No. [-]' seems to be able to strengthen the yang, I don't know how other people are, anyway, I barely stood up today. 】

【After the dozen or so patients drank the 'Victory No. [-]' for so many days, they finally did not suffer from insomnia yesterday. 】

【I... didn't resign in the end. By the way, I'm the one who said the boss was stingy. 】

【…】

[No way, I gave the boss a box of 'Victory No. [-]', originally to punish him, but I didn't expect 'Victory No. [-]' to have these health-preserving effects, and then he thought I gave him those because I was sincerely doing it for his own good, Just give me a raise... That's it, it's delicious! 】

[I'm envious! 】

[No need to be envious, because our boss has just listed Victory in the office supplies procurement catalog, probably in the name of helping us refresh our minds, and then work more overtime at night, smoking. jpg! 】

【...I guess this is the main reason why he gave you a raise. After all, you provided him with such a good way to squeeze employees. 】

【……Grass! 】

……

[Stop talking, I'm going to stock up on dozens of boxes of 'Victory No. [-]' now. 】

【…】

[Fuck, the price of 'Victory One' has increased! 】

【Yes, the customer service of 'Victory' has already said that the price of 'Shengli No. [-]' will be four times that of the original version in the future...】

【...I regret it. When the customer service of 'Victory' sent me a message asking me if I wanted a replacement, why was I not there? As a result, I finally received the original version, which is a blood loss! 】

Then this matter became a hot search again.

But this time, those netizens came with evidence.

【Haven't you always been curious about how powerful the effect of Victory No. [-] is?

So I went to do a test on Victory One.

#Test Report#】

【……can't read! 】

[Can't understand +1! 】

[In short, the efficacy of Shengli No. [-] is twice that of a big-name domestic functional drink. Because there is no data on the Internet for those big-name functional drinks abroad, there is no way to compare it with foreign ones for the time being. 】

Because of the powerful effects of functional drinks, those countries in country M simply do not allow their country's functional drinks to be exported to China.

After all, functional drinks are now a must-have item for the army.

【……double? 】

[I seem to have seen the scene of 'Victory No. [-]' vertically and horizontally in the functional beverage industry. 】

[From this point of view, although the taste of 'Victory No. [-]' is strange, it seems that it is not unacceptable. 】

[Speaking of the smell of 'Victory No. [-]'... Do you think that in the basketball arena in the future, will those contestants have a few bottles of 'Victory No. The smell of socks...]

[There is a picture...]

[yue! 】

【These are not the most important, the most important thing is the other effects of 'Victory No. , but one of my awakened friends gave a reasonable explanation, that is, the spiritual power contained in 'Victory No. [-]' is more than three times that of a big-name functional drink. After the spiritual power needed to refresh the mind, the rest will spontaneously cure the diseases in the human body. 】

【...So the efficacy of Shengli No. [-] is more than twice that of a big-name functional drink? 】

[It's more than ten times over! 】

[Looking at the price of 'Victory No. [-]', it's actually three yuan cheaper than a certain big-name functional drink? 】

【…】

【………】

【………………】

These are not posted by those netizens who eat melons, but by those netizens who don't know.

[Such a big thing, why did it come out now? ? ? 】

In the afternoon of the same day, the stock price of 'Tao Xiao' fell to the limit.

Netizens who held 'Tao Xiao' stocks burst into tears in an instant.