Condescending and Condescending

The second prince couldn't believe it: "Aren't the people condemning Feng Yanqin now?"

Emperor Zhang Wu was even more angry: "So why did his approval rate increase so much instead?"

Even taller than him by a point.

how can that be?how is this possible?

The clerk could only continue to bite the bullet and said: "Your Majesty, Your Highness...you...have you seen the third hot topic?"

The third most searched?

Emperor Zhang Wu and others immediately turned on the optical brain on the wrist, and then saw that the third hot search page read "The 'cockroach nest' invented by the crown prince is really useful".

Emperor Zhang Wu and others: "..."

Things have to start from two days ago.

At that time, the royal office had released the clarification announcement for three days, but Fang Yanqin still hadn't moved at all.

And just when the eyes of the whole empire were on Fang Yanqin, he suddenly posted a Weibo, claiming that he really didn't see the announcements issued by the Royal Office, because he was busy these days to research and develop cockroaches Now the medicine for removing cockroaches has been developed, he named it 'cockroach nest end' and has entrusted the first pharmaceutical factory in Beijing to produce it, and the general public is welcome to buy it.

And at the bottom of this Weibo, there is a direct purchase link on Starnet.

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【I was about to say that the crown prince finally stood up, but...'There's a nest of cockroaches', what the hell? ? ? 】

[And I remember that the crown prince didn't study literature?He also knows medicine, and it only took three days to develop a new medicine to get rid of cockroaches? 】

[But speaking of cockroaches... In the interstellar era, it is outrageous that humans have not eliminated cockroaches! ! ! ! ! 】

[Otherwise, how did you think that the saying "Xiaoqiang who can't be beaten to death" has been passed down to this day? Smoking.jpg! 】

[It's all to blame for the group of Zerg with a single-minded brain. When the estrus period came, they didn't even let the cockroaches go, and the cockroaches and the Zerg were not reproductively isolated. Coupled with the terrible reproductive ability of the cockroaches, they were able to survive in just a short period of time. In less than 200 years, all cockroaches in the world have been mutated. 】

[I heard that hundreds of years ago, northerners and southerners often fought on the Internet because of some weird topics. What is sweet tofu nao or salty tofu nao is delicious? Buying one piece... Originally, the two sides were evenly matched, but in the matter of cockroaches, the northerners were completely defeated by the southerners, because the cockroaches in the south were bigger than thumbs and could fly. A kind of random flying, even flying towards people's faces...]

[But now, I just want to say to the southerners back then, what is a cockroach that is bigger than a thumb, and what is it that can fly? Some of the cockroaches here are bigger than a bowl, and the mice are all hunted by them. Animals too! ! ! ! 】

[The most important thing is that because these cockroaches have mutated, until today, scientists have not found a way to control cockroaches. 】

[There are many types of cockroach medicines on the market, but most of them can be poisoned to kill two or three cockroaches overnight, which is not as good as their reproduction speed. 】

[You seem to be reminding me that it's time to buy cockroach medicine again. 】

[I seem to be running out of cockroach medicine at home, let alone, I will stock up on a batch of cockroach medicine first, by the way, do you have any recommendations? 】

[Wait, do you still need to buy it elsewhere? Didn't the Crown Prince say that he has developed a new cockroach medicine? The link is on it. 】

【right. 】

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[Pfft, you guys won't really buy it, will you? 】

[Don’t you see what Feng Yanqin said, it took him three days to develop it—even if the technology level of rotten street things like cockroach medicine is very low, but in three days, what kind of tricks can be researched, let alone It is said that Feng Yanqin himself did not learn this. 】

[What you said is indeed quite reasonable, but have you forgotten that he is also the crown prince of the empire after all, if he is not fully sure, how dare he say such a thing?After all, if this cockroach medicine is not effective, the people will definitely be dissatisfied with him,]

【Yes, then I'll go buy a copy too. 】

【Who knows, maybe he just saw the wrong wind direction on Xingwang. He knew that he was about to lose his position as crown prince, so he was going to make a fortune and leave. 】

[Are you kidding, the royal family will be short of money?Wait, it's okay if you don't say this, but when you said this, I just remembered, is this the point? But what kind of cockroach medicine is it promoting? 】

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【right!So crown prince what does this mean?Will you die or not repent? 】

[Convinced, do you dare to stand up and admit your mistakes like a man? 】

【I always thought that even if Feng Yanqin wasn't His Majesty's biological son, he was still qualified as a crown prince. Now it seems that he is really young, so it may not be good to be old. 】

[I never thought that the crown prince I watched growing up would end up like this. 】

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Fang Yanqin's move undoubtedly aroused public outrage, coupled with the help of the navy recruited by the third prince, soon there were voices on the star network to boycott Fang Yanqin and demand Fang Yanqin's resignation.

And the voice quickly grew stronger.

So much so that Emperor Zhang Wu and the others didn't realize that the wind direction in a small forum named 'Mouse Protection Association' had changed.

【Fuck! 】

【Fuck! 】

【Fuck! 】

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【what happened?It wasn't an army of cockroaches that captured the forum this morning, but an army of shit? 】

This 'Mouse Protection Association', as the name suggests, is a place where a small number of netizens who have been plagued by cockroaches denounce cockroaches.

Because in the past, the forums were basically full of posts such as 'The pet at home was bitten by a cockroach again', 'X cockroaches were killed today', 'The new cockroach medicine is useless, let me demine it'. , so the netizens in the forum often say a word: The forum was captured by an army of cockroaches again this morning.

But this morning, when everyone opened the forum, they found that the homepage was full of red posts, and the topics were all simple two words: Shit.

Then they subconsciously went in to take a look——

【Ahhhhhhhhhhh, 'a nest of cockroaches' is really a nest of cockroaches! 】

Seeing this, some netizens who were sleepy and ready to play with their mobile phones for a while before waking up instantly became refreshed.

They quickly looked down.

[I didn't expect that the effect of 'a nest of cockroaches' would be so good. 】

[God knows, I just thought that the price of 'a nest of cockroaches' was not expensive, it was only two yuan more expensive than ordinary cockroach medicine, and the crown prince used his own reputation as a guarantee, plus the brand I bought before None of them worked, so I just bought a pack of them. 】

【me too! 】

[So I also guessed that the effect of this cockroach medicine should be very good, but I didn't expect it to be so effective. 】

Seeing this, those netizens were immediately anxious.

Why are you talking so much nonsense, just upload the picture directly.

So they slid down in a hurry, and then they came across a photo of more than two dozen dead cockroaches the size of eggs lying around a broken plate like a stack of arhats.

That scene was not unspectacular. In addition, the pixels of the current mobile phones are very good, and the photos taken are naturally clearer. Therefore, looking at the rows of cockroach legs and tentacles, some netizens who have never seen the world feel their scalps They've all started to tingle.

But this is too exaggerated, no matter how good the effect of the so-called 'a nest of cockroaches' is, one pack will not be able to poison so many cockroaches, right?

As a result, before they could express their doubts, the poster of the photo said below: [Have you noticed that the plate is empty, and there is no rice mixed with medicine left, so I reasonably doubt that if If there are more rice mixed with medicine, there must be more cockroaches that can be poisoned to death. 】

Immediately following the reply from others: [There is no reason to doubt, it is what you said is correct. 】

[As for why I know this... because I live in the old city, you know the old city, the old cockroach paradise, and now it is the season of cockroach breeding, come together every morning, open the kitchen door At first glance, it is very common for four or five small cockroaches to fall from the door, so our family spends a lot of effort to get rid of cockroaches every year, but the effect is minimal. 】

[So this time I bought a 'cockroach nest', I habitually bought a dozen, then mixed all of them with rice, and sprinkled them in the corner of the room, the result is #Photo#Photo#Photo#]

Those netizens looked down and only saw those photos. Looking around, the kitchen, dining room, living room, and even the floor in the toilet were covered with a thick layer of black.

Zoom in on the photo again, as expected, those black things are all cockroaches one after another, some are the size of a bowl, some are the size of an egg, some are the size of a thumb...

Those netizens: "..."

Now, more than just a numb scalp, goosebumps all over his body.

They immediately continued to scroll down.

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[Exaggerated! 】

[It’s not an exaggeration, because my experience is similar to the one above#Photo#, this is the cockroach corpse that our family cleaned up all morning, no more, no less, exactly twelve catties. 】

[Thank you for the reminder upstairs, I also went to weigh the dead cockroaches that were cleaned out of my house, and it was nearly nine and a half catties... When I think about how I have lived under the same roof with hundreds of cockroaches for more than ten years...]

[Stop talking, there are pictures. 】

[The key point is that my house is only 130 square meters. No matter how much debris there is, it’s unlikely that there will be so many cockroaches. What’s more, our house’s garbage is disposed of on time, and we will never leave it at home overnight. 】

[So could it be that you have given too much medicine, and then attracted the cockroaches from the next door, no, the cockroaches from the whole building. 】

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【So this is more than just 'a nest of cockroaches', it's simply 'the cockroaches at home and the cockroaches from the neighbors'! 】

[So brothers and sisters who are still reading this post, what are you doing in a daze, hurry up and buy it! 】

Seeing this sentence, those netizens realized this, and then they opened Weibo one after another, found the shopping link hanging on Fang Yanqin's Weibo, and clicked directly...

Thanks to the efficient logistics system of the interstellar era, within two hours after buyers place an order, robots will deliver their purchases to their door.

So most people choose to mix the cockroach medicine and put it in the corner before going to work.

So when they got home at night, what they saw was not just the corpses of cockroaches all over the place.

While their scalps were numb, they couldn't help cheering and cheering.

And one of the ways they celebrate this great event is to share this good news and method with their circle of friends.

Then 'the cockroaches in the house and the cockroaches in the neighbor's house up, down, left, and right' spread in all directions in an exaggerated way.

And along with it, the reputation of dialect Qin is also being promoted.

【Hahahaha, in the future, I won't have to worry about Dabai being bullied by cockroaches when I go to work.

By the way, my Dabai is a black chicken. At the most exaggerated time, a cockroach the size of a bowl chases and bites it, running and flying. 】

[I don’t have to be afraid anymore, one morning when I woke up, there was a cockroach the size of a fist lying next to my pillow hahahaha. 】

[Not to worry that when you get home in the middle of the night, you will meet cockroaches and hold a family meeting as soon as you open the door. 】

[Who would have thought that the effect of this cockroach medicine would be so awesome. 】

[To be precise, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince should be awesome, after all, he invented the cockroach medicine. 】

[Stop talking, I will be a diehard fan of the crown prince from now on. 】

[Even if it's for my family's Dabai, I have to be added. 】

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[It just so happens that the cockroaches in our house are all gone, so our forum seems unnecessary. Why don't we just change this forum to 'Crown Prince Protection Association'! 】

【Can. 】

[Raise your hands and feet in agreement. 】

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And that's just a small part of the web.

Seeing this, the expressions on the faces of Emperor Zhang Wu and the others froze.

But they reacted quickly.

Then they gritted their teeth and said, "For so many years, we have spent no less than three billion yuan every year on charity alone. At the highest point, we only got 79% of the approval rate, and it turned out that it was because of a cockroach drug. , a thing that can't even get on the stage, these people spontaneously support Feng Yanqin?"

With a bang, Emperor Zhang Wu slapped the table with his palm.

"What are you kidding?"