Condescending and Condescending

Fang Yanqin was still guessing whether he would be in the underworld or the fairyland when he opened his eyes again.

After all, he had dealt with the underworld countless times before, so he naturally knew that after death, he had to report to the underworld first.

But when he traveled through those small worlds before, he actually ascended.

If it is in the underworld, how will his wife plan to let him enter the Heavenly Palace through the back door, in the name of his fiancé-in-law, or in the name of a male favorite or a subordinate.

Fang Yanqin thinks that the possibility of the former is as high as 200%, but if it is the latter two... it is actually not bad, because if this is the case, then this book will inevitably have another [-] million words, although the label may have to be added. These words are deep in love, revenge and abuse of scum, and reunion after a broken mirror.

As a result, when he opened his eyes, he found that he was in a confined space similar to an elevator.

Fortunately, in the next second, he saw a small translucent plaque with the words 'Tiangong Cao Lisi' hanging directly above the elevator door.

The vigilance that suddenly rose in Fang Yanqin's heart disappeared without a trace in an instant.

So he went directly to Tiangong?

At this moment, the elevator slowly stopped.

Immediately afterwards, the elevator doors opened.

Fang Yanqin came back to his senses, raised his head and met a pair of curious eyes.

One second, two seconds... A full ten seconds later, the young man waiting at the door finally came to his senses. He blinked: "Your Excellency is Fang Yanqin?"

Fang Yanqin nodded and walked out of the elevator: "Exactly, hello."

"Hello."

The young man smiled instantly, and there was a strange light in his eyes.

But before Fang Yanqin figured out what the strange light in his eyes was, he heard the young man continue to say: "First of all, congratulations to you for your good deeds, your merits have touched the world, and you have been honored as an immortal."

"I am Cao Li Sizheng, the third rank Zuo Ling, who is in charge of escorting you, at the banquet."

Fang Yanqin: "..."

So the reason why he appeared in Tiangong was not because he had ascended in other small worlds before, nor was it because his wife opened the back door for him, but because he had already consummated his merits and virtues when he died?

But if this is the case, shouldn't he ascend to the fairy world directly after death?

Why did you travel to other worlds first?

And the mysterious voice that communicated with him didn't tell him about it.

What's more, is the third grade Zuo Ling?

According to the ancient official rank system, even if the third grade is not the chief official of a yamen, it is at least the assistant official of a yamen.

In the end, a dignified number one or second leader of the yamen came to pick him up, a lowly immortal official who had just ascended... Isn't it a bit overkill?

"plz follow me."

While guiding him to go outside, Xizhong explained to him: "So the sayings of various religions that the merits and virtues are perfect and the ascension to immortality are true."

"Half of the immortal officials in Tiangong come here."

"As for the other half, most of them were ascended by cultivators from the great world, and a small part were the ancient gods who survived the prehistoric period. Of course, they are only under the jurisdiction of the heavens in name."

"However, in the past ten generations of benevolent people could ascend to immortality, now tens of thousands of years have passed, the heavens are already full of radishes and pits, and the ten generations of benevolent people are everywhere, so now, the benevolent people of the hundred generations are barely qualified. Become a candidate for a low-level immortal official."

"Tiangong has one emperor, three Qings and four emperors, and 28 stars, officials of nine stars, tribes from all directions, meritorious officials from all directions..."

"One emperor is the Jade Emperor, who governs the gods of heaven, earth, and human beings. The three Qings are Yuanshi Tianzun, Lingbao Tianzun, and Daode Tianzun. The four emperors are Gochen Shanggong Tianhuang, Zhongtian Ziwei Beiji, and Chengtian. Land blessing, Antarctic longevity emperor..."①

"These priests have existed since ancient times and have never changed."

"In addition to these priests under the command of the Jade Emperor, there are also the Daojun Mansion and the 24 Divisions. Among them, the Daojun Mansion is used to enshrine the gods of the ten directions, the gods, the heavens, the earth, the sun, the moon and the stars, and the 24 divisions. It is the real authority department of Tiangong, including Cao Lisi, Sifengsi, Sixunsi, Duzhisi, Shanbusi, etc. Except for the immortal officials who were promoted later, we went to wait for dispatch in the palaces of the great masters and priests. They all go to work in the 24th division."

"The official ranks of Tiangong are also divided into nine ranks and eighteen ranks. Priests and Taoists are not restricted by ranks because of their extraordinary identities."

"However, it is more difficult for immortal officials to be promoted than the Yinshen of the underworld and the servants of the Dragon Palace. For that reason, the position of Tiangong has always been a carrot and a hole. Unless there are immortal officials who make mistakes and are deprived of their official positions and demoted to the mortal world, they are generally The structure of officials will not be adjusted easily."

"However, in Tiangong, it's not that there is no chance of getting ahead. Since the people living in Tiangong are all gods, they naturally pay attention to strength, so as long as they can improve their own strength, the official rank will naturally follow."

But hearing this, Fang Yanqin couldn't help frowning.

But he couldn't care less about these soon, because they came out of the ascension passage.

On the left side of the Feisheng Passage is Cao Lisi's Yamen, an ancient building complex covering an area... Zhanyun doesn't know how many acres.

On the right side of the ascension passage, there are nebulae all over the sky. In the nebula, there are looming, half-bright and dark palaces. In the words of the ancients, it is between the abbot's eaves, with layers of clouds and mountains flying. Hundreds of miles away, there are even cranes soaring, singing loudly...

Of course, this is not the most important thing. The most important thing is that there are no people in front of the other palaces, and the most people are at the gate of the Cao Lisi Yamen. For a moment, they all paused at the same time.

Fang Yanqin: "..."

It's like suddenly being a national treasure and being visited by a large group of people.

In the next second, those people continued to walk back and forth as if nothing had happened.

And vaguely, he also heard what those people said: "...this face...this figure... no wonder that person fell into it after a few glances..."

"... I heard that he is still very talented..."

"Tears flowed down from the corners of my mouth unsatisfactorily."

"...Xi Zuoling is shameless, obviously I was responsible for receiving the party... As a result, he directly took my job..."

"I heard that the person who didn't believe the rumors from the underworld that he could find a partner by going to a small world for vacation, but couldn't resist the urging of Lingbao Tianzun, so he randomly picked a small world to go in, and found it within a few days. Object."

"I have traveled through more than a dozen small worlds and still haven't found my partner. That guy just picked a small world and found his partner. It's really maddening."

"It's even worse for me. I have taken all the leave for the next 300 years, and I still haven't found a suitable old Gong."

"……woo woo woo woo……"

Fang Yanqin: "..."

what?

But before he could think about it, as if he had sensed something, he suddenly turned his head.

At this time, the banquet stopped: "Secondly, I would like to congratulate you because you have accumulated too much merit, and you are favored by the will of heaven, so you will be able to take up the post of doctor of the fifth-grade industry department as soon as you are promoted. "

Speaking of this, he paused, and then said enviously: "I was supposed to accompany you to report to the Ministry of Industry, but I don't think you may need my company now..."

As he spoke, he also looked in the direction Fang Yanqin was looking at.

Suddenly there was a cry of beasts from the sky, followed by nine strange beasts with antlers that looked like horses but not horses, and flew over pulling a gorgeous carriage carved from a whole piece of white jade. .

After a while, the carriage stopped firmly on the ground not far away.

No need to think about who is coming.

Fang Yanqin's breathing became a little quicker in an instant.

Although he and his wife are already old husbands and old husbands, but in reality, they are meeting for the first time, so can he not be excited?

But what he didn't expect was that someone was more excited than them.

Because in the next second, I heard those passers-by saying: "Ah, we meet, we are finally meeting..."

"Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey..."

Fang Yanqin: "..."

The person in the carriage: "..."

In the next second, a breeze passed through the gauze curtain of the frame and flew straight towards Fang Yanqin. Immediately afterwards, Fang Yanqin was carried by the breeze into the air and flew towards the frame.

Then, Fang Yanqin landed firmly in the carriage.

Almost at the same time, the words of those passers-by, such as '... are all Taoists so stingy, they don't even let you see...', 'My friend also said that I will show them the scene of their first meeting at that time. The description of Wuyishi sounds to him... This is forcing me to make up my own brain, then don't blame me for making up something with color in my brain', '... sister, I want to talk to you too Make friends...', all of them were isolated from the gauze curtain.

And Fang Yanqin obviously couldn't care less about these.

After getting into the carriage, I realized that there is something strange inside.

It looked like a five-foot-square carriage on the outside, but it turned out to be a small courtyard inside, in addition to a gazebo, a large flower garden and an orchard, there was also a hot spring.

But these are not important, what is important is the person standing in the gazebo.

He was wearing a cloud robe with wide sleeves, an indigo belt around his waist, and a snow-white jade pendant on it. Judging by the color, it was obvious that the jade crown on his head was made of a piece of jade.

Looking down, the temples were cut like knives, the eyebrows were painted like ink, the originally slender and gentle eyes, the moment they saw him, there was an extra layer of light... and the tension that was almost condensed into substance.

Even the atmosphere in the yard instantly became ambiguous.

Fang Yanqin's eyes fell directly on the corners of his lips that were pursed and pursed, and in the next second, he lifted his foot and walked over.

Qi Wenjing curled his hands subconsciously, and his gaze couldn't help but wander.

So much so that he himself couldn't help but spurn himself in his heart, he was obviously an old man, yet he could still be so nervous.

But he didn't have time to think about it soon, because the next second, Fang Yanqin stood in front of him, and his deep voice sounded immediately: "Can I hug you?"

Qi Wenjing: "..."

When did this dog man become so polite?

So before he could reply, Fang Yanqin hugged him directly.

Qi Wenjing: "..."

So this is not an interrogative sentence at all but an imperative sentence.

Sure enough, he thought too much.

But even though he thought so, he still silently reached out and hugged Fang Yanqin.

I don't know how long I hugged him, but Fang Yanqin's heart finally settled down.

His chin rested on Qi Wenjing's head, and he sighed, "That's great."

This feeling of joy from the heart after having a soul mate.

"Ah."

Qi Wenjing also said softly, and then couldn't help tightening the hands around Fang Yanqin's waist.

At this moment, as if thinking of something, Fang Yanqin let go of him a little, then looked down at him, and said with a low smile, "And Qi Daojun is much prettier than I imagined."

As he spoke, he hooked his fingers lightly.

Almost at the same time, the future world.

At that time, more than 2000 years had passed since the establishment of the new federation.

And today happens to be the National Day again. According to regulations, government staff must go to the Daojun Temple under the leadership of the department chief to worship the mutated plant cultivation solution and nutrient solution invented more than 2000 years ago, and the evolutionary medicine And Potential Potion, helped ordinary people defeat the old evolutionary, created a new federation, and Zheng Yanqin, the father of the country who soared with his partner more than 2000 years ago, and Ling Qingdaojun he believed in.

It's just that more than 2000 years have passed, and today's new federal people have not experienced the hardships of more than 2000 years ago. Naturally, their feelings for Yanqin and Daojunguan can no longer be compared with before.

Listening to the viewer's impassioned introduction, most of the civil servants below pretended to listen carefully when the camera turned around, and most of the time there was no expression on their faces.

Seeing a young man in front of him secretly turn on the optical brain and start playing, Song Mo couldn't help hiding behind a stone pillar and turned on the optical brain.

Then he discovered that in the anonymous complaint group of their department, they had already talked about it.

【Admit it, once for the National Day, once for the Daoist’s birthday, once for the father of the nation’s birthday, and once for the New Year’s Day. Before the temple master drools, our ears are almost callused. 】

[Everyone else is on holiday, and we still have to come over to offer incense, it's too difficult. 】

[It's even more difficult for me. Our department is doing year-end settlement recently. I have worked overtime for five days in a row. After finally being able to rest, I was dragged here again. 】

[Oh, hug upstairs. 】

[However, we are actually pretty good, at least we came to worship on the first day, and we can still go out for travel in the next four days, unlike the tax next door, which is on the third day, the travel plan made before can only be all It's void, I heard that they are already scolding their mothers now. 】

【……It's too awful! 】

[It is said that the government forces public servants to worship the Taoist monarch and the father of the country on New Year's Day because they think that the incense and the power of faith of mortals can help them practice, but it has been 4210 years, why is the government still so superstitious? 】

[That is, when the new federation was established, the government advocated Taoism and advocated the divine grant of civil rights in order to establish the majesty of the new government and make the replacement of the old federation by the new federation justifiable. After so many years, the new federation has already been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. In the past 2000 years, the public's support for the new government has only risen but not fallen. Now the government can walk independently. 】

[After all, who doesn’t know that the ascension of the father of the nation was actually forged by the government, just to completely defeat the fluke mentality of those remnants of the old federation. There are no gods in this world, so even if the government clarifies these things, there will be no people Dissatisfied! 】

[That is, it is difficult for us to take a comfortable vacation now. 】

[Who says there will be no public dissatisfaction, you alone can't represent everyone, our family firmly believes that the father of the country really ascended back then, and otherwise you think the incense of Daojun Temple can be so strong?

Let me tell you that Taoism is a real spirit. At the beginning, my mother was diagnosed with infertility. Later, I heard that as long as I sincerely believe in Taoist and the father of the country, the Taoist and the father of the country will protect her. In the end, she worshiped After a few years of Daojun and the father of the country, the body really healed without knowing it, and she was pregnant with me in the second year? 】

[The incense of Daojun Temple is so strong, isn't it because they are all located in the city center, so there are so many tourists who come to check in? 】

[And after worshiping Daojun and the father of the country for a few years, the illness is cured? 】

【...Did your mother ever tell you that you were actually picked up in a trash can? 】

【……Yes, I have! 】

[Don't doubt, your mother was definitely not joking at the time, she picked you up from the trash can, the reason why she attributed all these to Daojun and the father of the country is to prevent you from knowing that you are not her own . 】

【...Fuck off, my mother and I were carved out of the same mold, even the bald head passed down from our ancestors is exactly the same, so how could it be our own! 】

At this time, the master finally finished speaking.

It was their turn to offer incense to Daojun.

Song Mo quickly put away the optical brain, and heaved a sigh of relief by the way.

Although his point of view was the same as that of most people in the group, he felt that there were no gods in this world at all, but when facing the Taoist tablet on the altar table, he still worshiped devoutly three times.

He thought, no matter what, the founding fathers were all great men who created the new federation. Without the founding fathers, there would be no new federation, let alone what they are today.

Therefore, if it is true that the father of the country ascended, it is actually not bad, because he deserves it.

Thinking of this, Song Mo swept away the impatience in his heart, and then prepared to stand up.

Unexpectedly, at this moment, the tablets on the altar table suddenly shot out a dazzling light, and immediately after that, boundless coercion swept across the center of the tablet in an instant.

Before Song Mo and the others raised their hands to block their eyes, a faint voice rang in their ears. The voice sounded like a phoenix dancing, or a dragon leaping over the mountains.

At this moment, everyone forgot about the movements of their hands. They looked ahead, and they no longer felt the glare of the light. They only felt that they were in the clouds, floating like heaven...

So that for a moment, everyone present showed a look of enjoyment on their faces.

However, in the next second, the fairy sound receded and the golden light dissipated.

Everyone came back to their senses in an instant.

It can be said how comfortable they felt just now, and how blocked their hearts were after losing that feeling.

Then they reacted: "What's going on?"

"Did you feel it just now?"

"You feel it too?"

"Wait, what's that—"

Everyone followed the eyes of the person who spoke, and saw that the tablet on the altar had disappeared, replaced by a majestic, handsome and impeccable golden statue, and wrote: Ling Qing Daojun Qi Wenjing's God Table!

see this scene.

Song Mo: "..."

Others present: "..."

It is known that with the eyes of so many of them lowered, Daojun's tablet instantly turned into a golden statue, plus the feeling of ecstasy they experienced for more than ten seconds just now...

It can be concluded--

In the next second, a firework no less than an atomic bomb suddenly exploded in their minds!

This is, Daojun and the father of the country appeared?

So the legends about Daojun and the father of the country are all true?