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#Government cut electricity price again#

Seeing that this news was once again on the hot search, the vast majority of netizens are already familiar with it.

[This is the first time this year that electricity prices have been lowered? 】

[It’s the fourth time, the current electricity price is 0.09 yuan per degree. 】

[At this time, there will be a lot of foreign netizens pouring in. In order to avoid you slaughtering the version, we decided to kill (cross out) the version first, so it is time for us to speak out.

What we want to say is that there is no doubt, no self-doubt, and no conspiracy theories. Nine cents per degree is equivalent to 1.3M cents, which is at least one tenth of your electricity price. The electricity consumption has also dropped to [-] degrees...]

The so-called tiered electricity price generally divides electricity consumption into two or more stages. One stage is the benchmark amount, which is enough to maintain the minimum living standard of ordinary people. It is mainly to take care of low-income groups, so the price is cheap, and the higher the subsequent stages , The more expensive the electricity bill is, this is to guide the public to save electricity.

[Don't ask why the Huaguo government has repeatedly lowered the electricity rate now. If you ask, the electricity generated can't be used up. People must be encouraged to use more. As for why the electricity generated can't be used up, only the devil knows!

Only ghosts know if it's true, I'm not lying to you, just look at the picture below.

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[This picture is the plaque on the gate of the Gui Power Station, and this Gui Power Station was built in Li Province the year before last. Because of this power station, all other power stations in Li Province were abolished, and the Li Province of the same month The price of electricity in Lizhou was cut in half, and because of the financial crisis in neighboring countries, many large factories moved to Li province, and Li province became the first province to benefit from Huaguo's low-cost electricity tariff. 】

[ps. Here we must popularize science. When factories are in operation, they usually run day and night, so it is normal for a slightly larger factory to have an annual electricity bill of tens of millions. I only know an electrical factory with only 800 employees. The electricity bill alone costs more than 6000 million yuan a year, and the country lowered the electricity price, and the factory's electricity bill dropped to one-tenth of the original. In addition, the products of those foreign companies were already very popular in China, so they Naturally willing to build factories in China. 】

[But this is not the most important thing. The most important thing is that as we all know, many ancient plaques are written from right to left, so don’t think that the words on this signboard are written backwards, please follow me from right to left Read, Ghost King Power Station——]

[Do you know what was my first reaction when I saw this plaque? 】

[The country is such a clever little ghost, ah, no, the country finally has a showdown! 】

[How else can I explain that the country has not developed any new energy recently, but the country is building new power plants everywhere, and then shut down all thermal power plants, nuclear power plants, and even clean energy power plants such as wind power and hydraulic power? up. 】

[Because of this, Shanxi Coal Boss has now become a historical term, not only because coal is no longer used to generate electricity, but also because electricity is cheap now, and air conditioners, refrigerators, electric water heaters, and TVs are all turned on. The electricity bill for a day is only three or four yuan at most, so now even the rural areas do not burn coal much. 】

[If this were left in the past, I wouldn't dare to think about the air conditioner being turned on from morning to night. Of course, it's not that I can't afford it, but I just can't bear it, especially after I work. 】

[So it's awesome! 】

[Speaking of which, I am curious every day, if the ghost king is really used to generate electricity, how is it generated? 】

[Grandpa Ghost King riding a spinning bike? 】

【…】

[There is a picture! 】

[Case solved! 】

[Closer to the story, even if you don’t know what the ghost king power station means, it doesn’t matter, you just need to know that the electricity price in Huaguo is really cheap now. 】

[It is true that most of the gas stations have been converted into power stations, and there are still a lot of discounts for buying electric cars in China. Although the battery technology is still not up to date, and the loss is fast, but the electricity bill is cheap. My own Taking a car as an example, it costs about 400 yuan to fill up a tank of gas, which can run 18 kilometers, and 12 yuan for [-] kilometers.

Switching to an electric car, the battery life per kilowatt-hour is about five kilometers. According to the current electricity price of nine cents per kilometer, the electricity bill can be ignored, okay? Now the country also mandates that electric car manufacturers must provide 18 kilometers for ten years. warranty.

So when electric cars are still cheaper, people who are budget-minded will naturally know how to choose...]

[Yes, if this was before, I would definitely not recommend my relatives and friends to buy electric cars. 】

……

Foreign netizens who finally arrived.

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[Are you sure this is just showing off, not showing off? 】

[Envious of being able to turn on the air conditioner every day, although I am from D country, but in the words of you Hua country people, it means that the landlord's house has no surplus food! 】

[...So let’s go, surfing the Internet consumes a lot of electricity. Don’t forget, the electricity in country D is 2.7 yuan per hour. 】

And when the Internet was full of joy, there were also all the ghosts in the underworld who were also very happy.

In fact, as early as more than 100 years ago, ghosts had to queue up for reincarnation. Now, the underworld is full of ghosts. If the ghosts who have just died don't line up for three to five years, they won't get their turn at all.

But ghosts also want to eat and drink. The ghost who just died is okay. When the funeral is held, the family will more or less burn some offerings for him, but those things can't last long.

So if the family members are more superstitious, it’s okay, at least they can burn some offerings for him during the holidays in the future. If the family members don’t believe this, then they will only die of starvation.

Fortunately, the government of the underworld and the Yangshi have reached a cooperation, and experts from the Academy of Sciences have further improved the ghost power generator, and now they can extract ghost power painlessly. Of course, this kind of treatment is limited to good ghosts, and those evil ghosts Definitely not entitled to such treatment.

Ordinary ghosts don’t have to worry about it. In view of their low ghost power, the government has specially built a lot of public free gyms. Humans can go to the gym during the day, and ghosts go to work at night. The job content is to ride spinning bikes to generate electricity.

To some extent, this is also the generation of "ghost power".

——This good idea came from that sand sculpture netizen.

Old man Wang and his neighbors are big fans of public gyms.

So as soon as ten o'clock passed, they called their friends and headed for the nearest public gym.

When there are more ghosts, it is inevitable to chat.

"Have you heard that the price of electricity has dropped again?"

"I heard that the income will shrink again now."

According to the agreement between the prefecture and the government, their wages are linked to their monthly power generation. Calculated, after the electricity they generate is sold, half of the income belongs to them.

"Actually it's fine."

Because they will also take part of their ghost power to sell to the power station every day, plus the electricity they come to pedal bicycles every night, and an extra subsidy from the underworld, the money can at least solve their food and clothing problems.

And the electricity bill is cheaper, which may not be a good thing for them.

After all, they will also be reincarnated in the future and start a new life.

"Too."

"But what I envy the most is Mrs. Chen. She is also a ghost. She becomes a ghost when she dies. When the ghost power is insufficient, I go to the stepson and stepdaughter for a walk. When I am happy, the ghost power will be replenished immediately. I can make up for it in a day." With more than 2 kilowatt-hours of electricity, life couldn't be more nourishing."

"Old lady Chen, forget it, don't think about how she died. Her husband died when she was just married. She worked so hard to raise her stepson and stepdaughter, and then brought up her stepson and stepdaughter's children. As a result, she was as old as she was. When she was older, her stepson and stepdaughter drove her out of the house, and she was hit by a car and died."

But her stepson and stepdaughter ended badly too.

One got into a car accident and became paralyzed. The driver who caused the accident fled and has not been caught so far. His wife divorced him immediately after seeing this.

A son was raised crookedly and likes to gamble. He owed two or three million yuan in gambling debts just after entering college. Their family sold their car and house to fill in the hole. The addiction has not been quit, and I will owe a gambling debt every now and then...

So Mrs. Chen was very happy every time she went to see them.

So everyone nodded: "Yes."

If it takes decades of suffering in exchange for a few years of comfortable life, then they would rather not.

But envy is also true envy.

And there are not a few ghosts like Mrs. Chen in the underworld.

It can only be said that Mrs. Chen and the others are catching up with the good times.

Of course, so do they.

Old man Wang said: "I also heard that the country plans to sell some electricity to several neighboring countries."

"I've heard that too, but if it's sold abroad, the price will definitely not be as cheap as it is in China. At least double it, and our share may also increase by then."

"That would be even better. In the future, our life will definitely get better and better."

……

With that said, the gym is here.