After women's clothing, I bent the boss

【Chapter 1】

The result after the impulse is nothing but regret or regret.

At night Jin Yuan lay on the bed tossing and turning, unable to sleep, he promised readily, but he was not ready to see Jiang He at all.

Jin Yuan, unable to sleep, got up from the bed, found a bag of fruit candies from the bedside table, sat on the bed and ate one by one.

He didn't stop until he had a toothache, and flipped through his phone.

Open the wechat group in their dormitory.

After thinking about it, he tentatively replied in the group.

Re-becoming Jin Yuan: Is there anyone who hasn't slept yet?

As soon as he showed his head, the group became lively.

Makeover He Luo: Sleepy God won't sleep tonight?

Re-becoming Jin Yuan: I have something to ask you.

Dou Jia innocently: Ask.

Washing hands in the golden basin Feng Ke: [curiosity]

Jin Yuan licked his sweet tongue, thought for a while, and typed to ask.

Re-becoming a man Jin Yuan: That’s how it is. I have a friend who cheated a netizen online for some reason. Now the netizen asks to meet him. How can I make the netizen give up on him without loathing him.

Makeover He Luo: Wow, the friend you mentioned is not yourself!

Washing hands in the golden basin Feng Ke: Is it because our school's school beauty is not good-looking, or you have no interest in this secular world, and you actually went to engage in illusory online dating!

Innocent Dou Jia: If the friend you are talking about is yourself, it may be a bit difficult. With your appearance, there is no girl who doesn't like it.

Under the light, a thin layer of red appeared on Jin Yuan's cheeks, as magnificent as rouge and mutton jade.

Re-becoming a man Jin Yuan: It's not me.

Re-becoming Jin Yuan: He is a friend of mine.

Re-becoming a man Jin Yuan: Really.

Makeover He Luo: [Hmm].

Makeover He Luo: I believe it!

Makeover Holo: I really believe it!

Dou Jia innocently: Believe in seconding!

Washing hands in the golden basin Feng Ke: Believe in seconding!

Be a new man Jinyuan: Believe it or not.

Re-becoming Jinyuan: Do you have any better suggestions?

Dou Jia gently in vain: Yes.

Re-becoming a man Jin Yuan: Tell me.

Dou Jia: It’s nothing to say.

Re-becoming Jinyuan: [Red Envelope 88]

Innocent Bai Dou Jia: It’s simple, have you heard of Jianguangdie? Although your appearance doesn’t quite match Jianguangde, it’s still quite operable.

Innocent Dou Jia: [Webpage sharing: Talk about those show operators who died after seeing the light. ]

Jin Yuan clicked on the link with a curious heart, which recorded all kinds of experiences of seeing the light and dying. The first type is obviously the type that is not good-looking and immediately persuaded to quit, and the second type is behavior and habits that are not pleasing to the eye and gradually stay away. type, the third type is the three-view disagreement to break-up type.

Jin Yuan clicked on the second category, which introduced some bad habits such as smacking, nose-picking, and foot-picking.

After reading two pages, he immediately closed it.

Asked again in the group.

Re-becoming a person Jinyuan: Is there no way to meet each other without making the other party hate you, and make the other party stop liking you, and return to the normal mode of getting along with friends?

Innocent Dou Jia: Your request is too difficult. Now that they have developed to the point of meeting each other, they must have a good impression of each other.

Innocent Dou Jia: If you have a good impression, then there is no way to return to the realm of ordinary friends. You can either be further promoted to be a boyfriend or girlfriend, or take a step back and even be friends. There are two choices. You can choose according to your choice. .

Jin Yuan frowned.

Re-becoming Jin Yuan: Is there really no other way?

Dou Jia: No more.

He Luo with a makeover: It's not like there isn't one.

Jin Yuan raised his eyebrows.

Re-becoming a man Jin Yuan: Say it quickly.

Makeover He Luo: [QR code for payment]

Holo Makeover: Pay first, ship later.

Jinyuan swept him 88 yuan.

Makeover He Luo: The good feelings before meeting are hazy, vague, and uncertain. Only after meeting and getting along can the good feelings be confirmed. You can start from this aspect.

Makeover He Luo: Dress up in a style that won't make her hate you, but is not suitable for continuing to like you. It's just that this degree is difficult to grasp, and you have to know in advance what she likes and what she doesn't like to judge. The controllable coefficient is very difficult, you should consider it yourself.Jin Yuan looked thoughtful after reading it, which seemed to make sense.

Washing hands in the golden basin Feng Ke: You He Luo is the number one expert in making money. It seems that you have said everything, but in fact you have not said anything.

Makeover He Luo: What can you do?

Jinpenwashing hands Feng Ke: What you said is too complicated. In my opinion, it is enough for Jinyuan to just set up a set of killing matters to meet. Nowadays, girls who like to engage in online dating are quite receptive. They can accept and Kill Matt as friends, but it is absolutely unacceptable to be boyfriend and girlfriend with Kill Matt.

Makeover He Luo: How come you are so clear, what if people fall in love with Jin Yuan who killed Matt.

Feng Ke washing his hands in the golden basin: Learn about reptile software. I just searched on the Internet. 90.00% of the people said that they could accept the act of killing Matt, but 80.00% of the people said that they could not accept being a boyfriend and girlfriend with Killing Matt. , I don't think Jinyuan has such a small chance of meeting the remaining [-]%.

Washing the hands of the golden basin Feng Ke: You are still learning computers, don't you know how to speak with data?

Makeover He Luo: [Grinding teeth]

Makeover He Luo: You are amazing.

Seeing that they had a tendency to quarrel, Jin Yuan persuaded:

Re-becoming a man Jin Yuan: Don't make noise.

Re-becoming Jin Yuan: Everyone speaks clearly.

Re-becoming Jinyuan: Do you all have experience?

The group fell silent for a few minutes.

Innocent Dou Jia: It is said that practice is the only criterion for testing the truth, you will know if you practice it.

Re-becoming a man Jin Yuan: It's not me.

Re-becoming Jinyuan: Let me emphasize it again.

Re-becoming Jinyuan: He is a friend of mine!

Qingqingbaibai Dou Jia: Hmm, yes, friend, friend!

Washing hands in the golden basin Feng Ke: Friend, Friend, I won't remember it wrong again!

Makeover He Luo: I used Jinyuan to replace my friend when talking about things, so please don't take it seriously.

Jin Yuan: "..."

They seemed to believe what they typed out, but Jin Yuan knew that they still didn't believe it, and originally wanted to explain it again, but after thinking about it, he decided to forget it. The more he explained, the more likely it was to be true.

Jin Yuan turned off the phone and lay down on the bed for a while.

Soon he got up again, searched several forums, and after shopping a bunch of things online at two o'clock in the morning, he finally turned off his phone and fell into a deep sleep.

During the lunch break on Friday, Jin Yuan was making brown sugar ginger tea in the tea room, when He Luo approached him mysteriously.

Jin Yuan stirred the powdered sugar in the cup with a spoon, saw him cautiously avoiding the crowd and approaching him, frowned: "Why?"

"Hey," He Luo smiled, and took out two rectangular notes from his arms, "I have something nice for you."

"What?" Jin Yuan put down the spoon, took a look at the paper He Luo handed over, it was a 20 yuan voucher for a certain hotpot restaurant.

Jin Yuan wondered: "What do you give me this for?"

"Aren't you going to have a face-to-face meeting with netizens?" He Luo showed a meaningful smile, "My buddy has nothing to help you. Sponsoring you two hot pot vouchers is interesting enough."

"That's interesting," Jin Yuan asked him, holding the two 20 yuan vouchers he gave him, "Are you short of money recently, and you are rushing to buy vouchers for sale online?"

"No, stop doing immoral things," He Luo repeatedly vetoed, "This is the last time I took my dad and the others to this hot pot restaurant for dinner. They sent it for an event, and it will expire in a few days. No need It’s a pity, it’s also money.”

"That's it," Jin Yuan lowered his eyes reassuringly. Time can really change many people. Who would have thought that He Luo, who even feels distressed about a 20 yuan voucher, would not lose 200 yuan on the ground in his freshman year? Will feel sorry for the prodigal son, "If you are really short of money, you can tell me, I still have a little bit here."

"No, the family has improved a bit recently," He Luo smiled brightly, "I have earned enough money to pay off the debt."

Jin Yuan withdrew his gaze, changed the subject and said, "Then why did you give it to me in such a sneaky way?"

He Luo glanced outside: "Isn't that afraid that all the female colleagues outside who have a crush on you will be sad if they find out that you went to meet the netizens?"

Jin Yuan took a sip of ginger tea: "Again, it's a friend of mine, not me."

"Got it," He Luo touched his earlobe, "friend, friend, then remember to give this voucher to your friend."

Jin Yuan nodded: "En."

"What are you drinking? It doesn't seem to be glucose water," He Luo said, looking into Jinyuan's cup. "Is this the new brand of glucose you mentioned last time? It smells so sweet and fragrant."

"No," Jin Yuan turned sideways, not letting him look at his cup again, "It's a new thing I'm trying recently, the taste is better than glucose, and the sweetness is enough, I think it's good, so I drank it down. "

He Luo stretched out his head after hearing Jin Yuan's words: "That's good, then make me a cup too, I think I've been a little hypoglycemic recently."

Jin Yuan didn't agree, and took out a bag of glucose that he hadn't finished drinking from the cabinet and gave it to him, "I can only drink this, and I can give you this bag of glucose."

He Luo took the glucose and made the next best thing: "Then can I have a taste?"

Jin Yuan refused again: "No, this is not for men."

He Luo had question marks all over his head: "Then why are you able to?"

Jin Yuan was blunt and strong: "Because I'm different."

He Luo really didn't understand the difference between him and Jinyuan. Since Jinyuan didn't give him a drink, he didn't pester him, and turned around to chat with other colleagues.

Jin Yuan drank ginger tea and opened WeChat. Ever since he promised Jiang He that he would meet, Jiang He talked more and asked him some questions from time to time.

Jiang He: [Yuanyuan, do you like watching night scenes? ]

Jiang He: [I booked a seat at the Lanjing restaurant, I don't know if you don't like it. ]

What is Lanjing Restaurant?

Jin Yuan hadn't heard of it, so he refused without thinking, and took a picture of the voucher He Luo gave with his mobile phone.

Yuan: [It doesn't need to be so troublesome. ]

Yuan: [picture. ]

Yuan: [I have two hot pot vouchers, I haven't eaten hot pot for a long time, let's go eat hot pot. ]

It took a long time before the other party replied to him.

Jiang He: [OK. ]

Yuan: [hmmm]

After Jinyuan replied to the message, he thought about it, and asked He Luo, who was chatting happily with other colleagues: "Do you know where Lanjing Restaurant is?"

"Of course I know," He Luo turned his head. "Isn't it the revolving restaurant on the top floor of the most famous skyscraper in S City? It's the restaurant that is rumored to start at 1 yuan per bite."

Jin Yuan's hand holding the ginger tea cup was faintly turning blue, and he asked Jiang He with his mobile phone:

yuwn: [Have you made a reservation for the restaurant? ]

Jiang He: [It was ordered, but it was canceled just now, what's wrong? ]

Yuan: [It’s nothing, I’m just asking. ]

Jin Yuan finished drinking the ginger tea in the cup and took a deep breath.

Don't be angry, there is no one to replace you when you are sick.