I'm blinded by money

German black back: "Hello!"

"..." Le Jiu took a closer look, the person in front of him was dressed in black, with a hearty smile showing his big white teeth, his appearance looked familiar: "You...you are from the fire boy group..."

"Yes, yes, yes! Hello, hello, hello! I am Wei Mingchen, the youngest member who was expelled from the boy group. Please take care of me when we meet for the first time!" Wei Mingchen spoke like a string of beads, babbling out at a very fast speed: "You are another intern dad, right? Good luck, good luck, good luck!"

"Pfft! That's right, my name is Le Jiu, hello, hello..." Le Jiu couldn't help laughing, the word fire means fire and dismissal, this Wei Mingchen has a talent for variety shows, Le Jiu can imagine This conversation between the two will definitely be cut out.

The two sat down without embarrassment, looked around the hall, and waited for other fathers to arrive.

The post-editing should add the audience's laughter to this scene to show the embarrassment of the two.

"Hey! Aribaty!" A shout came from the door suddenly, and a person who surprised Le Jiu walked in. Le Jiu and Wei Mingchen stood up and bowed almost at the same time, and shouted: "Teacher Chen."

This Mr. Chen, Chen Jiang, is a well-known host of variety shows in the country. No one would object to him saying that he is the number one in the entertainment hosting industry. Le Jiu never thought that he would actually come to participate in this show.

The next one who came in was Bai Haoying, a well-known actor who retired due to injury. He has won numerous international awards. Unfortunately, he injured his muscles and bones during filming and was not in good health.

The last one is Li Hang, an athlete who represented the country and won the Olympic table tennis world championship seven years ago.

Le Jiu didn't know who the fathers who came this season were before he came. He didn't expect that the cafes were getting bigger and bigger, and his waist and abdomen were a little sore by Jin Chao, but now he bowed and bowed until his waist was straight. I can't get up.

After all the fathers were seated, several staff members put up a few paintings in front of everyone, and the chief director said: "Hello, fathers, in front of you are the paintings that five babies have just painted. Today's first task is: Find your baby based on the painting in front of you, and you have 10 minutes to think about it."

The five people ate breakfast on the table while observing the painting in front of them.

The first picture is a huge tree with three apples growing on it, and a person lives in each apple, namely parents, mother and baby.

The second painting is a super cool four-wheel drive vehicle. Although the painting is a bit crooked, the color matching is quite good.

The third painting is a small crocodile wearing a swimming ring

The fourth painting is a lot of barbie dolls and beautiful little dresses, not very well drawn, but still recognizable.

And the fifth painting...

Chen Jiang laughed first, pointed to the fifth painting and said, "This kid must be a shoe seller!"

Dads will all smile, because the fifth painting is full of trademarks!

Well-known trademarks of different sizes and colors, Disney, Marvel hero logo, Adidas, Nike, Starbucks, Armani, Versace, Xtep...

In short, all the trademarks are painted on it, and it doesn't look like something a child can draw at all.

"Goose, goose..." Actor Bai Haoying laughed and yelled: "This is really a child's drawing? Could it be that the program crew tricked us?"

Le Jiu couldn't help but laugh, this painting is really out of place among other paintings.

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In a small room, five little radish heads gathered in front of a small TV and chattered.

A little girl with bangs pointed at Li Hang on the screen and said excitedly, "This is my father!"

"I saw my dad!" The little boy on the other side jumped in front of the screen excitedly, pointed at Bai Haoying and said, "This is my dad, he will definitely recognize me! There are so many four-wheel drive vehicles in my house!"

In the corner was a shy little boy holding a little crocodile doll, a little nervous and silent.

"Dun Dun, who is your father?" Qi Liuhai's little girl bounced and squatted down, her eyes were full of little stars.

In front of her was a little boy about three years old, with a small body and a chubby face, wearing a one-piece bear suit and cool sunglasses. Because he was still wearing diapers, the whole cub It looks round and fluffy, so cute.

Dun Dun pouted, and said in a childish voice: "Dun Dun doesn't say much, the one who chooses my paintings is my father!"

As the smallest baby in the audience, even the other older children thought he was cute, and the little girl with bangs couldn't help but smacked his face.

The staff saw on the screen that the fathers had already started to choose paintings, and said softly to the babies: "Come out with auntie, babies."

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Except for Le Jiu and Wei Mingchen, the three fathers quickly selected the paintings. After all, they were their own children, so they recognized them at a glance.

Variety show boss Chen Jiang pointed at the painting and said cruelly to the camera: "If this picture wasn't for my son, I would do a hundred push-ups live!"

Actor Bai Haoying laughed loudly: "You said it! Audience friends, write down what he said!"

Chen Jiang made an OK gesture: "No breaking the bank!"

Bai Haoying: "What the hell is no broken book? Hahaha plastic bulk English!"

Le Jiu watched happily from the side. Most of the reality shows are actually created by people. He didn’t receive a request to act as a character. He was completely free to play. The program team probably wanted to see him clumsy as a trainee dad Like it.

And Chen Jiang and Bai Haoying are veterans in the entertainment industry, and the existence of these two people probably exists to enliven the atmosphere and create laughs.Wei Mingchen's character is probably Sunny Daddy?However, according to Le Jiu's observation, this German black-backed dog doesn't seem to be as reliable and straightforward as it appears on the outside.

Li Hang, the table tennis champion, was more steady and down-to-earth. He only laughed and rarely spoke the whole time.

Chen Jiang has many years of experience in hosting, and his ability to control the scene is outstanding. He can put it in and put it in. He turned his head and said in a joking tone: "These two intern fathers haven't been chosen yet, but we two will fight first!"

"That's right, that's right." Bai Haoying interrupted: "I'm really not used to these two young people mixing with the three of us. This is Le Jiu, right? I saw your audition video a while ago, and your performance is really good."

"Ding!" Le Jiu sat up straight, smiled cutely and replied, "Compared to the seniors, it's still much worse."

Chen Jiang waved his hand: "Don't be so unfamiliar, we are a big family in this show, just call us brother!"

Le Jiu obediently called Brother Chen.

Chen Jiang spoke a few more words with Wei Mingchen, and then said: "Then, have you two made your choice?"

Wei Mingchen showed his big white teeth with a hearty smile, and said humbly, "Let Le Jiu choose first, I can do either!"

If it wasn't for Le Jiu who could see his animal appearance, he would really think he was so modest. Germany's black-backed eyes stared at Le Jiu, and then at the painting of doll clothes and skirts, obviously meaning that he wanted to choose this width.

Le Jiu frowned lightly, he probably could guess why Wei Mingchen wanted to choose this one, because the one with the trademark really didn't look like a child's drawing, maybe it was a prank trick by the program group.

Just thinking about it, the chief director of the program group suddenly said: "Wait a minute."

Everyone's attention is focused on the past.

Chief Director: "Announce the results of the selection of the first three paintings first, and invite the three fathers to come forward."

The three fathers were blindfolded and stood in front of the painting they had chosen. At this time, a few little carrot heads walked in from outside the hall and stood in front of the painting they had drawn.

Not surprisingly, the three fathers all chose the right children. Seeing the scene of father and son or father and daughter hugging together happily, Le Jiu felt happy in his heart and applauded like a seal.

Chief Director: "Now there are only two intern dads, Le Jiu and Wei Mingchen, who have no choice. The owners of the last two paintings have two recordings. You can choose after listening to them. Play the recording of the fifth painting first. .”

Le Jiu thought to himself that he and Wei Mingchen chose the content of the baby, which was probably part of the selling point and the main suspense point of the first episode, so he listened carefully with his ears open.

[I, my father is the Hulk!My brother is Captain America!My baby daddy must be Iron Man!A voiceover asks: Then what are you?I am Thanos!Dad and brother can't beat me every time! 】

"Pfft..." Le Jiu couldn't help laughing after hearing this. This should be a boy with a really rich imagination. Thanos' father and brother are Hulk and Captain America hahahaha.

Then began to play the recording of the fourth painting:

【I am a little princess~ I live in a castle, my father is a king, my mother is a queen, and my little father is a handsome prince~】

Both recordings have been processed by voice changers. Although the male and female cannot be distinguished from the voice, they can be recognized immediately from the content. Moreover, the boy's speech is a little lisp and not fluent, and the girl's speech and logic are relatively fluent. Should be relatively large.

It is easier for older children to carry than younger ones.

Wei Mingchen thought about it, and immediately said: "After listening to the recording, I feel that I have a better connection with the baby in the fourth painting. How about you, Lele?"

"..." Le Jiu rolled his eyes silently in his heart, and said along the way: "Since you chose the fourth picture, then I will take the fifth picture. I think this kid is very interesting. This time I will be Iron Man !"

Le Jiu didn't expect her words to become a prophecy.

Chief Director: "Now, Le Jiu and Wei Mingchen's group can look for the baby according to the baby's wish, and the fathers of other groups can't help."

Le Jiu was puzzled: "Baby's wish?"

Chief Director: "The baby Le Jiu chose is called Dun Dun, and his wish is: Dad is Iron Man."

Le Jiu: "..." Poor kid!

Wei Mingchen heaved a sigh of relief when he heard that, the wish of the baby he chose should be for him to play the prince.

The chief director's voice changed: "The baby Wei Mingchen chose is Tingting, and her wish is: Dad is a princess."

Wei Mingchen was taken aback: "Isn't it a prince?"

Chief Director: "No, the baby wants Daddy to play the princess with her."

Wei Mingchen's face turned green and he forced a smile.

"Hahahahaha..." The other fathers laughed, and Le Jiu couldn't help it. Wei Mingchen didn't expect Wei Mingchen to deceive himself in the end.

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After changing into the clothes that the program crew had already prepared, Le Jiu walked awkwardly for two steps, all the props jingling all over her body.

And the "princess" on the other side has also been dressed up. Princess King Kong Barbie wears a golden wig, and her skirt is not long enough to reveal a section of faded hair, which is very funny.

A group of people were taken to an amusement park by the program group, and a castle area of ​​about 100 square meters was delineated, and the two children hid in this space.

Le Jiu searched around curiously, looked around every corner, but didn't find the child, Wei Mingchen's excited voice suddenly sounded behind him:

"Found it! Are you my little princess?"

"Hahaha." A giggling little girl hugging a doll emerged from the colorful plastic ball. Wei Mingchen picked her up and spun her around, and the task was completed.

Among all the fathers, only Le Jiu has not found the baby.

"Where are you hiding? Dun Dun?" Le Jiu patiently searched from corner to corner. It is really easy for little children to hide in this colorful fairy tale castle.

Le Jiu searched and searched for the inflatable city wall, children's bumper cars, poly dragon building block area, and doll area, but couldn't find it. He looked at the staff suspiciously: "Are you sure the baby is really here?"

The staff suppressed a smile: "It's right here, you have passed him many times."

Dad Le Jiu who is about to collapse: "???" Many times? ? ?

Other dads also joined in the search, and Chen Jiang's eyes suddenly lit up: "Oh! I seem to have seen it!"

Le Jiu hurried over, "Where is where?"

The chief director reminded: "Other fathers can only give hints to the range."

Chen Jiang made a movement of zipping his mouth, and looked in a certain direction with his small eyes, "This kid is really smart."

Le Jiu took a deep breath, widened Kazilan's big eyes, and searched hard. Finally, he suddenly thought that he could use his ability to see the faces of animals!If there is a baby hiding in a pile of dead objects, it must be moving!

He slapped his head, regretting why he didn't think of it, blinked his eyes, his clear eyes were flowing, and scanned his surroundings.

Suddenly, he saw a small golden tail, which was flicking and flicking, just like a big lion.

"Hey! I found you, Dun Dun~" Le Jiu put away his ability and walked towards the little tail.

In the middle of a large pile of plush dolls, there is a strange little doll, always facing the outside, burying itself in the pile of dolls, only revealing a chubby little butt, the color is almost integrated with the surrounding dolls No wonder Le Jiu didn't notice it when he passed by so many times.

Finally found it, Le Jiu let out a long sigh of relief, and gently picked up the chubby little doll: "Dun Dun?"

"Cackling... Little Daddy is so stupid!" Dun Dun was wearing a one-piece bear outfit, his ears were shaking with the laughter, Xiao Fei held Le Jiu's neck with his hands.

"..." Le Jiu was helpless, he picked up the "little bear" with both hands and held it high. This little bear cub is fat and puffy, no wonder it is called Dun Dun.

Chief Director: "Okay, now please gather together, fathers, after shooting the last shot, we will go to the destination of this trip."

The children had already known each other in the morning. Except for Chen Jiang's son who was more shy, the other babies all got to know each other automatically.

The children who brought gifts took out their own gifts to their friends. Le Jiu also distributed the small gifts he brought to the five children. He prepared five golden locks, also known as longevity locks and safety locks. , the intention is to bless the child with no disease, no disaster and a smooth and safe life.

Dun Dun pulled Le Jiu's trousers, and shouted childishly, "Little Daddy, Dun Dun also has a small gift for everyone, in a bun."

steamed stuffed bun?Le Jiu was wondering, when he saw Dun Dun's chubby hands struggling to take off the small bag on his back, but he couldn't take it off because it was too tight (fat).

"It's called a backpack, not a bun." He smiled and helped Dun Dun take off the backpack.

Dun Dun still walked a little erratically, he sincerely and proudly gave the figures of various Marvel heroes to his partners, and finally took out a small crumpled paper box and held it up in front of Le Jiu: "Little Daddy , this is a gift from my elder brother asked Dun Dun to give you."

Everyone looked over curiously. Bai Haoying watched eagerly, squatted down and said jokingly to Dun Dun, "How come there are still gifts for dad? Why don't our other dads not? Dun Dun?"

Dun Dun hugged Le Jiu's thighs, and said in a milky voice, "Because... because they are not good-looking! My brother said that roses are given to the most beautiful people! My little daddy is beautiful!"

Tong Yan Tong Yu made everyone laugh, the other fathers didn't take it to heart at all, looking at the little doll so cute.

"Hahaha, at such a young age, do you still look at your appearance?" Li Hang said, "Lele, please open it and see what it is."

Le Jiu took out a sapphire blue velvet box from the crumpled cardboard box. When he saw it was a jewelry box, Le Jiu felt puzzled, and gently opened the box. Inside lay a golden rose the size of a baby's fist. Layers of pure gold petals are lifelike and blingbling under the sunlight.

Le Jiu: "!!!" What kind of local tyrant is this? ? ?

He thought that the golden lock he gave was enough for a local tyrant, but compared to this golden rose, it was so weak... Moreover, after he weighed it, this golden rose is still solid!It weighs about two eggs, at least 3 to 4.

"Wow!" Bai Haoying opened his mouth exaggeratedly, and other people's expressions were similar to his: "I also want to have a brother like Dun Dun!"

Chen Jiang jokingly said: "Hahahaha...give me one too, Dundun, who is your brother, he can't be Le Jiu's little fan, right?"

Dun Dun frowned, shook his head and said childishly, "My brother is Captain America!"

The little guy is a full-fledged Marvel fan, and it seems that his family background should be good, otherwise he wouldn't have drawn so many well-known trademarks, and he should often come into contact with them in life.

Wei Mingchen hugged Tingting, although he was smiling, his heart was full of mmp, and he regretted choosing Tingting.

Le Jiu squatted down with a smile, picked up Dun Dun and kissed him: "Thank you Dun Dun."

He thought in his heart that he couldn't accept such a valuable thing for no reason, and return it to Dun Dun after the camera was turned off at night.

Chief Director: "Okay, we're going to the next destination by boat, which is also the place where we will travel for two days and one night. Babes, choose your means of transportation."

Several children rushed up, and the staff had five cards in their hands. Le Jiu saw two of them sharply, which were wooden boats and ropes, and the Dundun little lion was staring at the ropes, with its chubby little paws eager to try .

Le Jiu shouted in his heart: OHNO! ! !