Rebirth of the President's Revenge GL

It was almost one o'clock in the morning when I got home.

As soon as Tang Man pushed open the door, Dora jumped out, "Meow! Are you okay?" The fat blue one landed on all fours, and her voice was full of concern.When Tang Man heard it, his heart felt warm. After closing the door, when he knelt down and hugged Dora, his eyes were moist.

"What's the matter?" Dora grabbed her shoulder, "What happened?"

"It's okay," Tang Man rubbed Dora's soft blue fur, and said in a nasal voice, "It's over."

Dora hesitated, "Shi Yi?"

Tang Man nodded.

"What do you mean by end...?"

"I made it clear to her. Now Shi Yi already knows that Pu Yuansi has nothing to do with me. I told her, don't pester me anymore." Tang Man felt shy, "A person who is so proud of Shi Yi will definitely not Take care of me. In the future, don't worry about her using me. "

After listening for a long time, Dora said in a flat voice, "If everything ends at this time, it may be the best ending." She raised her cat's paw and gently rubbed Tang Man's face, "From now on, you can Live your life well."

"But I'm so sad..." Tang Man said, "In fact, she treated me really well. Except for the first month when she tortured me in different ways, she has treated me very well since then."

"She's lying to you, that's a disguise." Dora sighed softly, "Cold and indifferent, but affectionate. If you want to refuse, you will play with you." She changed the topic, "But everything Just stop it, her resentment towards you is just because you took her things away, Shi Yi is a very good and strong person, that man Pu Yuansi, she may not throw it away, but she will never allow others to take her things away .”

"So strong?" Tang Man's nasal voice was a bit heavy, "I don't think so at all."

"That's why I said, what you saw was not the real her at all." Dora paused for a moment, then asked again, "Does Shi Yi really believe it?"

"Yeah." Tang Man told Dora about the scene that happened at the door of the room.

"It seems..." Dora was in a daze, "You really changed the future." For a moment, Dora's heart was full of unspeakable complex emotions. "Okay. Very good."

She and Tang Man fell silent at the same time.

After a while, Tang Man suddenly said, "If the future is changed, what will you do? Will you disappear?"

Will it disappear?Dora's eyes were blank, "It doesn't matter if you disappear... I'm a cat now, I have no one to rely on, I have nothing but you, and I don't have any attachment to this world. It doesn't matter if I disappear or not." Woolen cloth?"

Tang Man's heart tightened, and he hugged her quickly, "Quiet..."

"It's been a long time since anyone called me that." Dora said softly, "Even I almost forgot who I am. Tang Man, I'm very happy and have changed the past. I used to think that if I could give I have another chance, I hope I will never know Shi Yi. Now, although it is impossible not to know her, but at least you and her have no intersection, it can be regarded as changing my past... I am very happy. " But her tone did not make people aware of the slightest hint of happiness, but more of a sense of helplessness.Dora smiled gently at Tang Man, "You don't have to be sad when I disappear, after all, I am you."

"This feeling is really amazing," Tang Man looked at her intently, "I can feel everything about you, just like feeling myself. I know you are me, but you are independent of me. I I will miss you very much."

"Being able to talk to my past self, and living everything for so long, I am already very content."

The two were silent for a while, and Tang Man pursed her lips and said, "Why do you make it look like you will disappear, what are you doing to set the flag so early!"

Dora smiled, "Yes, why bother. There is no warning when you come, and you can let it go when you leave. After all, this world is so wonderful that miracles may happen every minute and every second."

Tang Man picked her up and put her in the bedroom, "I'll take a shower first." Then he gave Dora some dorayaki, "Do you want to eat this?"

"..." The corners of Dora's mouth twitched, "You really think of me as Doraemon?!"

Tang Man sneered, "But, you don't have to eat, it feels... weird."

Dora opened her mouth, hesitated before saying, "I seem...the farther away I am from you, the weaker my body is. Maybe, I rely on you to survive. It's probably like a parasite."

"What?" Tang Man was taken aback, "You never told me."

"What's the use of telling you, you can't take a cat out every day." Dora fell on the bed in a corpse-like state, "Go take a bath."

When Tang Man came back, Dora was eating Doraiyaki.She leaned against the head of the bed, sitting like a human, holding the dorayaki in her two front paws, eating bit by bit.When Tang Man saw it, he was surprised at first, and then couldn't help laughing, "It's so cute."

When Dora saw her coming, she threw away the gong, "I'm exhausted." Her paws were plump and her body was chubby. The sitting posture was very tired, and she wanted to use her front paws to hold the gong. It was also very difficult to burn it to your mouth, "Did you find Feng Jian tonight?"

Tang Man nodded, "She was the one who sent me back."

"So fast?" Dora frowned, "You shouldn't let him send you back. Creatures like men are cheap, you have to let him not get it, and keep a sense of mystery in order to satisfy the man's taste and make him have the desire to conquer. "

"..." Tang Man's eyelids twitched, "You want me to seduce a man?"

"What are you talking about seduce?" Dora said dissatisfied, "This is the way to get along with each other. When dealing with men, you have to take three steps back before taking one step forward. Always keep reserved, but not too reserved. Be sweet, don't beat them to shame, so that men can bow to you. Isn't it often said that behind a successful man there is usually a woman who is silently dedicated? You know, in this patriarchal society, a woman wants to To be successful, you have to step on more men who are willing to pay for you."

Tang Man's face was black.

"For example, Feng Jian, you shouldn't promise him to send you back. Let him know where you live on the first day we met. This will make him feel that you are easy to get started. Even if you are friends with men, you have to learn Keep it mysterious. Besides, unless you are gay, or the woman is too ugly, which man really treats you as a friend?"

It made Tang Man choke.There have always been many men around her. I don't know how many men have approached her under the guise of friends, but their words are always ambiguous and tentative from time to time.At the beginning, Tang Man thought that these men really regarded her as a buddy, but after a long time, she realized that all buddies, brothers, and friends are all bullshit.It was good when she was a student, there were some pure little men who were willing to call her brothers, but when it came to work, there were more and more flirtatious men, so she couldn't believe men's so-called friends anymore.Dora's words made some sense, Tang Man looked at her, "You really have a way of dealing with men."

Dora lazily fell on the bed, "It's a game! Sex war is an eternal theme in human history, and it cannot be avoided."

"Oh, what about dealing with women?" Tang Man blinked, "How to deal with women?"

"Women?" Dora frowned. "The war between the sexes I'm talking about is a game purely from the standpoint of men and women. When interests are involved, this game is much more complicated. But if it's only aimed at women... ..." Dora looked at her, "A woman's heart is a needle in the sea. Every woman is a book, and the higher the rank, the harder it is for a woman to read."

"Then?"

"Then? It's nothing more than meeting a bitch and hitting her in the face until she's afraid she won't dare to mess with you again. You have to stay as far away as possible from the green tea bitch and white lotus, otherwise you'll probably just be stabbed in the back by Sui Yuejing and give you a disgusting feeling." After all, for this kind of people, they are the only ones who are right in the whole world, and you can't beat the weird logic, so you have to hide."

"What is the conclusion?"

"Conclusion—If I can draw conclusions about women, will I still be in this situation?" Dora said confidently, and went to grab the dorayaki again.

Tang Man spoke unhurriedly, "However... Feng Jian is a woman."

"Cough, cough, cough——" Dora choked up the dorayaki that was finally delivered to her mouth, "What?!"

"Feng Jian, yes, female." Tang Man finished speaking, and saw Dora's round eyes widening while holding the dorayaki, "How... is it possible?!"