Rebirth of the President's Revenge GL
Chapter 9 Pet Dora
Tang Man had just connected the phone, and before he could say a few words, Ting Jing yelled out in horror, "What's going on! I seem to be being transformed by electromagnetic interference!!"
"Don't disturb me." Tang Man didn't bother to talk to her, Shi Yi heard her words on the phone and asked, "Is there anyone?"
"Uh, no, it's just...um, a pet." She lied embarrassedly.However, as soon as she finished speaking, Jing yelled, "You crow mouth, what have I become!"
"..." Tang Man was dumbfounded.Because the static magnetic field was affected by electromagnetism, and now it received Tang Man's thoughts, it slowly...turned into a cat, a cat with blue light all over its body.
"Meow! Meow meow meow!"
Tang Man was so shocked that he dropped his phone.
"Is it a cat? Manman, do you have a cat?" Shi Yi's voice came over the phone, Tang Man came back to his senses, and quickly said, "Uh, Shi Yi, I have something to do with the cat, I'll hang up first."
She stood up and walked around Jing, "You turned into a cat!"
"Meow! Meow! Tang Man, you idiot, what were you thinking just now! It's all your brainwaves!" Jing raised her hand frantically, but...it was just a cat's paw.
"Pfft..." Tang Man couldn't help laughing seeing her plump and blue, "So cute."
Looking at her blue hair, Jing suddenly realized, "Doraemon! Meow!!! Meow!" Finding that she would meow inadvertently, Jing shut up.How could she have forgotten that, a long time ago, Tang Man's favorite was... Blue Fatty.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I also have my own blue fat!!" Tang Man hugged Jing excitedly, and buried his head in kissing her non-stop.Jing was going crazy, "Meow meow! Stupid woman, let me go!"
"I want to give you a lovely name, um, let me call you Dora! Lovely Dora, I am your master Tang Man, I hope we can become good friends."
"..." Jing, who was forcibly given the name of Dora, felt so cold and hopeless at the moment.She turned into a blue...little chubby cat, round and chubby, "No! Yes!"
"No?" Tang Man frowned and thought for a while, "Ah, how about this, the full name is Tang Dora Jing, and the nickname is Dora, okay? Well, it's such a happy decision!"
"..." Tang Dora Jing gritted her teeth, sharpened her knife, no, sharpened her claws towards Tang Man.
Tang Man didn't notice it, and immediately overflowed with love, rubbing it endlessly, "Dora, Dora, come and hug me!"
"Meow! We promised to be friends! What the hell is Mama! Bah, what am I thinking meow." Dora slapped Tang Man's face with her paw, "Go away, shut up!"
"Dora, are you good or not? Then call me sister."
"..."
Ever since the addition of a lazy cat—yes, Dora is not only blue, but also lazy—Tang Man's life has become more and more lively.What is especially novel to Tang Man is that it does not need to eat.Dora turned into a cat because of the influence of Tang Man's brainwaves, she has been unhappy and doesn't like to talk to her.
Lu Yuan came to her, fell in love with Dora the first time she saw her, hugged her and kissed her fiercely.Dora had no choice but to ask Tang Man for help, "Hey, save me!"
"You're so cute, it's normal for Yuanyuan to like you, it doesn't matter if you just let her kiss you."
"But I'm not a cat at all! I'm you! Why don't you let Lu Yuan hug you and kiss you like this!" Dora kept meowing, Tang Man blinked and thought carefully, if the person in Lu Yuan's arms changed It's her own words... She was shocked, shuddered and quickly grabbed Dora, "Lu Yuan, don't kiss her, you've blown her hair."
Lu Yuan couldn't like it, so she still wandered around Dora, "Tang Man, when did you raise such a cat, it's fluffy and blue! It's so rare."
"I picked it up," Tang Man said, "a stray cat."
"Why don't you let me pick one too." Lu Yuan rubbed Dora's soft fur again, her heart almost melted, "Dora, hello, I will be your godmother from now on."
They all have the habit of talking to their pets, so Lu Yuan was not surprised when she heard Tang Man talking to Dora, but Tang Man was surprised when she heard Lu Yuan talking to Dora, "Can you understand it? "
"Yes," Lu Yuan held Dora in her arms, "Isn't it just meow meow, meow meow meow! You're either hungry or acting like a spoiled child."
The corners of Tang Man's mouth twitched, and Dora said, "No one can hear me except you." She avoided Lu Yuan dissatisfiedly and said, "No one should see me, and I can't see other people except you. People, but why did they suddenly become a cat and merged in this time and space!" She struggled to avoid Lu Yuan's claws.
"..." Tang Man made a false alarm, watching Dora being kissed and rubbed repeatedly by Lu Yuan with pity, and turned her head silently.Turning to ask Lu Yuan how the filming was going, Lu Yuan rolled her eyes, and after a few perfunctory sentences, she asked about her and Shi Yi instead.
Tang Man didn't hide anything in his heart, and he and Lu Yuan were buddies, so he said everything.
"Is that why Shi Yi believes that?"
Tang Man nodded.
"Still being friends with you...that's really strange." Lu Yuan said to herself, "She doesn't look like such an easy-to-contact person. Don't have some conspiracy?"
"You must be filming too many scenes, but I always encounter conspiracy." Tang Man said, "Shi Yi said, she wants me to fight side by side with her and defeat the scumbag!" Lu Yuan twitched the corners of her lips when she saw the heroic look, "We will deal with Pu Yuansi together?"
"Ok!"
"Tsk," Lu Yuan frowned and thought for a while, "It's not impossible. A woman like Shi Yi, who is used to being superior, must not tolerate betrayal. Especially since President Pu has no intention of repenting at all."
"That's right, that bitch Pu Yuansi really deserves to die," Tang Man said, and suddenly paused, "Why did you call him Mr. Pu? Didn't we all call him a bitch before?"
Lu Yuan was taken aback for a moment, then pulled her hair back unnaturally, and lowered her head slightly, "Really? I didn't pay attention."
Tang Man looked at her suspiciously, "You won't hide anything from me, right? I'll tell you everything."
"Of course not," Lu Yuan said to Tang Man sideways, "It's just that I recently accepted a new play, which was invested by Mei Sen, and I have some contact with Pu...Pu Yuansi. This drama is ruined."
"Maison invested? What drama?" Tang Man was pleasantly surprised, "Are you playing the heroine?"
"It's a literary film," Lu Yuan blinked, "I'm not the first female lead, but the supporting female lead. However, this is also the role that I have received the most roles in a long time, and it is very important to me."
"That's great too!" Tang Man was happier than her, "Slowly, if you continue to act, you might be able to play the female lead! Yuanyuan, you have a good appearance, a good figure, and good acting skills. You will definitely be able to stand out in the future. "
Lu Yuan smiled, "Look at your sweet talk. Don't just talk about me, what are your plans? Go back to Shi's house with Shi Yi?"
"I'm thinking about it. Let's see how Shi Yi arranges it."
They chatted casually, before going to bed Dora suddenly said to Tang Man, "You can't go with Shi Yi."
"why?"
"Your current state is firmly eaten by her. If you want to get back, you have to use another method. Tang Man, think about it for yourself. For a person like Shi Yi, what is it about you that attracts her?" Dora's voice was cold, "Don't you think it's strange that she wants to be friends with you suddenly? You are poor and useless, and even if you are asked to help deal with Pu Yuansi, are pig teammates like you really useful? I doubt it." She's still playing with you."
"..." Tang Man remained silent for a long time, "You have too much prejudice against her."
"You have to understand how I got here in the first place." Dora jumped onto the bed, "Think about it for yourself, is this strange? What qualifications do you have to let Shi Yi take the initiative to be your friend."
"Take a step back, even if she is really that kind, what about you? Do you want to be her vassal? A slave who can come and go when she wants?" Dora spoke mercilessly, Rubbing back and forth under the covers, "I told you to fight side by side with her, you ask yourself, what ability do you have to stand side by side with her now? Besides, she really hates Pu Yuansi, but doesn't it mean that she doesn't hate you anymore?" Needle to sea needle, I see, she just wants you to be her pawn and cannon fodder. You have to think about whether you want to win a woman's heart by your own ability, or be humble and beg for the master's favor My pet." Speaking of "pet", Dora's cat face suddenly became unhappy, "You are not allowed to treat me as a pet!"
Although Dora's words are very offensive, but every sentence is reasonable, Tang Man watched her get into the quilt, thinking of the things he saw in Dora's memory, he couldn't help feeling cold, "But what can I do?" Shi Yi said that he could let me avenge the humiliation together. Without Shi Yi, I can only swallow this disgusting dumb loss."
"The solution is something that people come up with, and the road is made little by little. If you don't do anything, you will either complain about yourself, or suffer from being dumb, so there is nothing you can do. Meow——" Dora yawned, "In the world Nothing is difficult, as long as there is a heart. In this world, meow, as long as you are ruthless and smart, there is nothing you can't do." Dora's blue eyes looked at her coolly, "Tang Man, you should know that this The law of the jungle in society is still the law of the jungle. The weak only rely on the conscience of the strong to protect their interests. But in essence, the weak can only be slaughtered. If you are still like this , then ask yourself, what ability do you have to make Shi Yi fall in love with you." After speaking, he lay down on the bed, comfortably "meowed", and fell silent.
What ability do I have to make Shi Yi more favored?Dora's words are heart-wrenching.Even if he didn't want to admit it, Tang Man couldn't ignore this fact.
So much so that when Tang Man saw Shi Yi at work the next day, Tang Man seemed a little cold.
"Don't disturb me." Tang Man didn't bother to talk to her, Shi Yi heard her words on the phone and asked, "Is there anyone?"
"Uh, no, it's just...um, a pet." She lied embarrassedly.However, as soon as she finished speaking, Jing yelled, "You crow mouth, what have I become!"
"..." Tang Man was dumbfounded.Because the static magnetic field was affected by electromagnetism, and now it received Tang Man's thoughts, it slowly...turned into a cat, a cat with blue light all over its body.
"Meow! Meow meow meow!"
Tang Man was so shocked that he dropped his phone.
"Is it a cat? Manman, do you have a cat?" Shi Yi's voice came over the phone, Tang Man came back to his senses, and quickly said, "Uh, Shi Yi, I have something to do with the cat, I'll hang up first."
She stood up and walked around Jing, "You turned into a cat!"
"Meow! Meow! Tang Man, you idiot, what were you thinking just now! It's all your brainwaves!" Jing raised her hand frantically, but...it was just a cat's paw.
"Pfft..." Tang Man couldn't help laughing seeing her plump and blue, "So cute."
Looking at her blue hair, Jing suddenly realized, "Doraemon! Meow!!! Meow!" Finding that she would meow inadvertently, Jing shut up.How could she have forgotten that, a long time ago, Tang Man's favorite was... Blue Fatty.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I also have my own blue fat!!" Tang Man hugged Jing excitedly, and buried his head in kissing her non-stop.Jing was going crazy, "Meow meow! Stupid woman, let me go!"
"I want to give you a lovely name, um, let me call you Dora! Lovely Dora, I am your master Tang Man, I hope we can become good friends."
"..." Jing, who was forcibly given the name of Dora, felt so cold and hopeless at the moment.She turned into a blue...little chubby cat, round and chubby, "No! Yes!"
"No?" Tang Man frowned and thought for a while, "Ah, how about this, the full name is Tang Dora Jing, and the nickname is Dora, okay? Well, it's such a happy decision!"
"..." Tang Dora Jing gritted her teeth, sharpened her knife, no, sharpened her claws towards Tang Man.
Tang Man didn't notice it, and immediately overflowed with love, rubbing it endlessly, "Dora, Dora, come and hug me!"
"Meow! We promised to be friends! What the hell is Mama! Bah, what am I thinking meow." Dora slapped Tang Man's face with her paw, "Go away, shut up!"
"Dora, are you good or not? Then call me sister."
"..."
Ever since the addition of a lazy cat—yes, Dora is not only blue, but also lazy—Tang Man's life has become more and more lively.What is especially novel to Tang Man is that it does not need to eat.Dora turned into a cat because of the influence of Tang Man's brainwaves, she has been unhappy and doesn't like to talk to her.
Lu Yuan came to her, fell in love with Dora the first time she saw her, hugged her and kissed her fiercely.Dora had no choice but to ask Tang Man for help, "Hey, save me!"
"You're so cute, it's normal for Yuanyuan to like you, it doesn't matter if you just let her kiss you."
"But I'm not a cat at all! I'm you! Why don't you let Lu Yuan hug you and kiss you like this!" Dora kept meowing, Tang Man blinked and thought carefully, if the person in Lu Yuan's arms changed It's her own words... She was shocked, shuddered and quickly grabbed Dora, "Lu Yuan, don't kiss her, you've blown her hair."
Lu Yuan couldn't like it, so she still wandered around Dora, "Tang Man, when did you raise such a cat, it's fluffy and blue! It's so rare."
"I picked it up," Tang Man said, "a stray cat."
"Why don't you let me pick one too." Lu Yuan rubbed Dora's soft fur again, her heart almost melted, "Dora, hello, I will be your godmother from now on."
They all have the habit of talking to their pets, so Lu Yuan was not surprised when she heard Tang Man talking to Dora, but Tang Man was surprised when she heard Lu Yuan talking to Dora, "Can you understand it? "
"Yes," Lu Yuan held Dora in her arms, "Isn't it just meow meow, meow meow meow! You're either hungry or acting like a spoiled child."
The corners of Tang Man's mouth twitched, and Dora said, "No one can hear me except you." She avoided Lu Yuan dissatisfiedly and said, "No one should see me, and I can't see other people except you. People, but why did they suddenly become a cat and merged in this time and space!" She struggled to avoid Lu Yuan's claws.
"..." Tang Man made a false alarm, watching Dora being kissed and rubbed repeatedly by Lu Yuan with pity, and turned her head silently.Turning to ask Lu Yuan how the filming was going, Lu Yuan rolled her eyes, and after a few perfunctory sentences, she asked about her and Shi Yi instead.
Tang Man didn't hide anything in his heart, and he and Lu Yuan were buddies, so he said everything.
"Is that why Shi Yi believes that?"
Tang Man nodded.
"Still being friends with you...that's really strange." Lu Yuan said to herself, "She doesn't look like such an easy-to-contact person. Don't have some conspiracy?"
"You must be filming too many scenes, but I always encounter conspiracy." Tang Man said, "Shi Yi said, she wants me to fight side by side with her and defeat the scumbag!" Lu Yuan twitched the corners of her lips when she saw the heroic look, "We will deal with Pu Yuansi together?"
"Ok!"
"Tsk," Lu Yuan frowned and thought for a while, "It's not impossible. A woman like Shi Yi, who is used to being superior, must not tolerate betrayal. Especially since President Pu has no intention of repenting at all."
"That's right, that bitch Pu Yuansi really deserves to die," Tang Man said, and suddenly paused, "Why did you call him Mr. Pu? Didn't we all call him a bitch before?"
Lu Yuan was taken aback for a moment, then pulled her hair back unnaturally, and lowered her head slightly, "Really? I didn't pay attention."
Tang Man looked at her suspiciously, "You won't hide anything from me, right? I'll tell you everything."
"Of course not," Lu Yuan said to Tang Man sideways, "It's just that I recently accepted a new play, which was invested by Mei Sen, and I have some contact with Pu...Pu Yuansi. This drama is ruined."
"Maison invested? What drama?" Tang Man was pleasantly surprised, "Are you playing the heroine?"
"It's a literary film," Lu Yuan blinked, "I'm not the first female lead, but the supporting female lead. However, this is also the role that I have received the most roles in a long time, and it is very important to me."
"That's great too!" Tang Man was happier than her, "Slowly, if you continue to act, you might be able to play the female lead! Yuanyuan, you have a good appearance, a good figure, and good acting skills. You will definitely be able to stand out in the future. "
Lu Yuan smiled, "Look at your sweet talk. Don't just talk about me, what are your plans? Go back to Shi's house with Shi Yi?"
"I'm thinking about it. Let's see how Shi Yi arranges it."
They chatted casually, before going to bed Dora suddenly said to Tang Man, "You can't go with Shi Yi."
"why?"
"Your current state is firmly eaten by her. If you want to get back, you have to use another method. Tang Man, think about it for yourself. For a person like Shi Yi, what is it about you that attracts her?" Dora's voice was cold, "Don't you think it's strange that she wants to be friends with you suddenly? You are poor and useless, and even if you are asked to help deal with Pu Yuansi, are pig teammates like you really useful? I doubt it." She's still playing with you."
"..." Tang Man remained silent for a long time, "You have too much prejudice against her."
"You have to understand how I got here in the first place." Dora jumped onto the bed, "Think about it for yourself, is this strange? What qualifications do you have to let Shi Yi take the initiative to be your friend."
"Take a step back, even if she is really that kind, what about you? Do you want to be her vassal? A slave who can come and go when she wants?" Dora spoke mercilessly, Rubbing back and forth under the covers, "I told you to fight side by side with her, you ask yourself, what ability do you have to stand side by side with her now? Besides, she really hates Pu Yuansi, but doesn't it mean that she doesn't hate you anymore?" Needle to sea needle, I see, she just wants you to be her pawn and cannon fodder. You have to think about whether you want to win a woman's heart by your own ability, or be humble and beg for the master's favor My pet." Speaking of "pet", Dora's cat face suddenly became unhappy, "You are not allowed to treat me as a pet!"
Although Dora's words are very offensive, but every sentence is reasonable, Tang Man watched her get into the quilt, thinking of the things he saw in Dora's memory, he couldn't help feeling cold, "But what can I do?" Shi Yi said that he could let me avenge the humiliation together. Without Shi Yi, I can only swallow this disgusting dumb loss."
"The solution is something that people come up with, and the road is made little by little. If you don't do anything, you will either complain about yourself, or suffer from being dumb, so there is nothing you can do. Meow——" Dora yawned, "In the world Nothing is difficult, as long as there is a heart. In this world, meow, as long as you are ruthless and smart, there is nothing you can't do." Dora's blue eyes looked at her coolly, "Tang Man, you should know that this The law of the jungle in society is still the law of the jungle. The weak only rely on the conscience of the strong to protect their interests. But in essence, the weak can only be slaughtered. If you are still like this , then ask yourself, what ability do you have to make Shi Yi fall in love with you." After speaking, he lay down on the bed, comfortably "meowed", and fell silent.
What ability do I have to make Shi Yi more favored?Dora's words are heart-wrenching.Even if he didn't want to admit it, Tang Man couldn't ignore this fact.
So much so that when Tang Man saw Shi Yi at work the next day, Tang Man seemed a little cold.
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