Reborn as Jiang Yulang

A cruel and proud light suddenly appeared in his eyes, and he said slowly in his mouth: "Do you know what's in it? - It's lead!"

Murong Jiu continued with a sneer and said, "This house is useless anyway, I'll plug the keyhole with lead, so that no one can get in, and no one can get out. Just stay inside and wait for your death." !"

Jiang Yulang couldn't care less about talking in a low voice, and shouted to Xiao Yu'er, "Unlock the lock quickly!"

Seeing Murong Jiu's smile, Xiao Yu'er felt that something was wrong, and when he heard Jiang Yulang's words, he hurriedly took out the copper wire hidden in his hair, trying to get the lock and rush out, but Murong Jiu was faster, Jiang Yulang and Xiao Yu'er The fish only saw the copper spoon swaying outside the keyhole, and then saw nothing. The lead juice had been poured in, and the voices of people outside were also cut off.

Xiao Yu'er was furious, and cursed: "Murong Jiumei, you poisonous woman, wicked woman, I should have known you earlier, when I saw you naked, I should have fucked you, look at how arrogant you are now!..."

Jiang Yulang wanted to yell at him at first, but he didn't want to yell because he was so brilliant.

After scolding for a long time, Xiao Yu'er also knew that it was useless to scold her throat, so she knocked and turned around in the house, trying to find a way out, but the house where the ice is hidden must be built extremely strong, so that it cannot be let out. A trace of heat penetrated, it was a natural prison.Xiao Yu'er tried his best, but couldn't find a way out. He caught a glimpse of Jiang Yulang who was practicing kung fu, and he couldn't get angry. He was working hard to find a way out, but Jiang Yulang stayed at the side leisurely, mockingly: Jiang Yulang, I really admire you, even such a woman dares to attack..."

Jiang Yulang replied: "Haven't you seen her *? We are not the same."

Jiang Yulang was angry when he said this, Xiao Yu'er was imprisoned because he saw Murong Jiu's *, and stole her elixir, ruining her secret book, no matter how imprisoned it is!He didn't do anything wrong, did he?Why should he be locked up!Besides, his fiancée was seen by others, he felt very sorry, okay, thinking of this, Jiang Yulang gritted his teeth at Xiao Yuer: "You! Take off your clothes!"

"What?" Xiao Yu'er blinked and suspected that he had heard it wrong, this topic was too jumpy!

He suddenly remembered that the guy opposite had a tendency to "broke his sleeves".

Thinking of this, Xiao Yu'er hastily tightened his clothes, and said vigilantly, "What are you going to do?"

☆, 22 chambers escape

"Hey, what's that look on your face! I just saw you look hot, so I kindly asked you to take off your clothes and cool off!" Jiang Yulang teased.

"Besides, you've seen my fiancée all over, so I can at most see it back!"

As soon as the words fell, Xiao Yu'er raised his eyes and stared at him.

Jiang Yulang continued to chat casually: "It seems that you don't feel cold, but I am cold! We are so familiar, don't be so unfeeling, just borrow some clothes to wear, don't think too much about it!" Innocent expression.

Jiang Yulang admires himself a little now. He is still in the mood to tease others after being locked up here to die. His mental state is really good recently.

"Am I familiar with you?" Jiang Xiaoyu frowned and snorted.

"Why don't you know me well? Anyway, you helped me warm the bed, oh—" Jiang Yulang drew his voice, and the smile on his face became more and more flat, "I see. You didn't lend me clothes because you wanted to be with me. I leaned against each other and used my body temperature to keep me warm! I know you are thin-skinned, so I am too embarrassed to say it, it’s okay, I understand!" After Jiang Yulang finished speaking with an expression of "I understand everything", He happily ran towards Xiao Yu'er, and hung on Xiao Yu'er in the blink of an eye.

Xiao Yu'er was a little dazed for a moment, among the people he knew, Jiang Yulang was the best in terms of thickness of skin, and then he came to his senses, instantly raised his right knee and slammed into Jiang Yulang's vital parts.

Jiang Yulang hurriedly jumped up to dodge, and angrily said to Xiao Yu'er with lingering fear: "Fortunately, I missed the kick, otherwise you would be responsible."

Xiao Yuer glanced at him sideways, snorted "It deserves it!", took out a pill from his bosom, and said to Jiang Yulang, "Go on."

"This is—" Jiang Yulang raised his eyebrows and asked.

"This is the 'Huatuo Regeneration Pill' refined by Murong Jiu. Eating one pill can increase your energy for decades." Xiao Yu'er explained with a relaxed tone.His tone was understated, as if he didn't know that just this one pill was enough to make people who had long been famous in the arena, and they were scrambling endlessly for it.

Jiang Yulang was also surprised when he heard the words, and said in amazement, "You treat me so well?"

Xiao Yu'er curled her lips and said disdainfully: "Don't be sentimental, I just don't want you to die early, and then stay with a dead body by yourself."

"Hehe, I found that I like you a little bit." Jiang Yulang laughed.

Xiao Yu'er rolled his eyes at him: "You save this kind of words to coax Murong Jiu, tell me, I will give you a few kicks at most."

"You are not jealous!" Jiang Yulang exaggerated.

Finally, Xiao Yu'er's face couldn't help but contort, he took two deep breaths, and he decided that it's better to ignore Jiang Yulang's little pervert, lest he be so angry that he vomited blood and died.

"Actually, you shouldn't have given me the medicine. There is nothing to eat here. If I freeze to death, you can eat my body and live a few more days." Jiang Yulang twirled the pill in his hand. Casually.

"You—" Xiao Yu'er froze.

Jiang Yulang ignored the little fish who was stunned after hearing his words, swallowed the medicine, and then meditated to dissolve the power of the medicine. The room felt very comfortable.

Seeing that Jiang Yulang had finished his exercise, Xiao Yuer suddenly asked, "Aren't you afraid that what I gave you is poison?"

"No." Jiang Yulang affirmed.

"What?" Xiao Yu'er was a little dumbfounded.

Jiang Yulang squinted at him, and explained: "I believe that you will not give me poison, but I don't trust you. When I searched all your things that day, I found that there were some laxatives, itching powder, or anesthetics inside. There is no poison. Since there are only the two of us in this secret room, of course you won’t take laxatives, otherwise you’re just asking for guilt. At most, you can give me an anesthetic or itching powder, but it may also be a tonic. I’m just betting It’s just a moment, I didn’t expect to bet right.”

Then the topic changed: "I bet right, but you did wrong."

Jiang Yulang suddenly swooped up and slashed at Xiao Yu'er with his palm.

Xiao Yu'er hastily raised her hand, just in time to catch his palm, both of them were shaken, and they bumped into the ice behind each other at the same time.

Xiao Yuer's eyes widened and he said in surprise, "You...you want to kill me?"

Jiang Yulang stared at him and replied, "That's right."

Xiao Yu'er continued: "You and I are going to die anyway, why are you..."

Jiang Yulang sighed: "You shouldn't have let me know that you have so many elixir. Murong Jiu said that she would announce to everyone that you and I will die together. That is to say, when the time is almost over, we will probably starve to death." At that time, Murong Jiu will lead everyone to see the corpse. If I can live to that time, I can go out naturally, but there is no shortage of water in the ice room, what is lacking is food and temperature. If you snatch them all, you can naturally live longer!"

Xiao Yu'er chuckled lightly and said: "In order to survive, you want to kill me, indeed! But why did you pretend to be unconscious at the beginning? If you didn't pretend to be unconscious, you wouldn't be locked up with me and wait to die, don't tell me I, you are for Murong Jiu, I don't believe that kind of nonsense!"

Jiang Yulang shook his head and chuckled softly, "It was my miscalculation. I didn't expect it to be life-threatening!"

The two looked at each other with a "friendly" smile, and then punched at the same time.

You come and I go, see the tricks.

Half an hour later, the two had completely abandoned their moves, and their fists and feet were facing each other without any tricks, like punks, wrestling each other into a ball.

While fighting, the two of them had a tacit understanding and thought at the same time: "Fortunately, it's not Hua Wuque!"

Jiang Yulang thought this way because he knew that Hua Wuque and Jiang Xiaoyu were talking about twins, so he would naturally compare them. If Hua Wuque had been, he wouldn't have started fighting. That guy has such a high level of strength, so fighting with him would not be a good idea. Beat it.

Xiao Yuer thinks this way because Hua Wuque is chasing and killing him. If Jiang Yulang's martial arts are as good as Hua Wuque's, then he will confess here.

The fight between the two has entered a stalemate stage, Jiang Yulang's martial arts can't help Xiao Yuer, and Xiao Yuer can't help Jiang Yulang either.

……

"Ah—" There was a sudden scream.

"You—you actually bit me!" Jiang Yulang suddenly screamed out of control while clutching his neck.

"What's wrong with just biting you?" Xiao Yu'er stared and said, sticking out his tongue to lick the blood at the corner of his mouth.

Jiang Yulang narrowed his eyes and said, "Since this is the case, you can't blame me."

Immediately after, the lips were pressed down, and Xiao Yu'er's mouth was blocked.

The situation at this time is that the two are lying on their sides, your foot is pressing on mine, and my foot is pressing on yours, both legs are overlapping and entangled, (the fight was halfway through), Jiang Yulang held Xiao Yu'er with one hand with the other hand holding Xiao Yu'er's restless hand.At the same time, he stuck his tongue into Xiao Yu'er's mouth, tossing and turning to find the exit.

Xiao Yu'er was stunned for a moment, then reacted, strangled Jiang Yulang's neck with his free hand, and automatically opened his mouth to bite Jiang Yulang by surprise.

Jiang Yulang chuckled inwardly, skillfully avoided Xiao Yuer's teeth, and continued to kiss deeply.

Jiang Yulang has rich experience, and he had the upper hand at the beginning. Xiaoyu'er has a strong learning ability, and he can learn and use Jiang Yulang's methods against him in a short time. Be intense!

The two of them had fought halfway through the fight, and they were already out of breath from exhaustion, and they were even more breathless at this time.

Jiang Yulang and Xiao Yu'er both exerted force at the same time, pushing each other away heavily.

Then he gasped and said, "It's so hot!"

"So hot!"

☆, 23 chambers escape

When entangled with Xiao Yu'er, Jiang Yulang obviously felt hot all over, and secretly complained in his heart, no way, there is a reaction, it seems that he has been abstinent for too long.

The longer the time, the higher the temperature, and he had the illusion that he would be roasted.Even if there is a reaction, it's a bit too intense, and it feels like it's going to explode.

No, it's hot!

The little fish on one side also realized that something was wrong, the two pushed each other away, looked around, and saw that a large piece of ice around them was slowly melting.

Panting for breath, Jiang Yulang straightened his messy clothes indiscriminately, got up and approached the stone wall at the bottom of the wall, and stretched out his hand to touch it. The wall that should have been cold was actually scalding hot.Xiao Yu'er also went to touch the other side of the stone wall.

Someone set fire outside!

Jiang Yulang and Xiao Yuer flashed this thought at the same time, and looked at each other, each in doubt.They couldn't care less about fighting now.

The two walked around the ice room a few times, touched the stone walls, and found that three of the four walls were already scalding hot, only the side facing the mountain was still warm.

Jiang Yulang frowned, wondering: "What's going on? Did that girl Murong Jiu not only want to freeze us to death, but also turn us into ashes? Could it be that I beat her to death without knowing it? excuse me?"

Xiao Yu'er shook her head and said, "No, it's not Murong Jiu. This room is next to her eight older sisters' rooms. She regards her older sister's rooms as precious, so she will definitely not start a fire here."

Xiao Yuer looked at Jiang Yulang's playful expression, thinking that he had some disagreement, and asked, "What? Am I wrong?"

Jiang Yulang blinked and said, "I didn't expect you to know Murong Jiu quite well!"

Xiao Yu'er hurriedly said: "Hey, don't get me wrong, I'm not interested in that Murong Jiu at all, that woman, I guess only a pervert like you can accept that woman. I mean, she must be the enemy of the Murong family It’s coming, not only to kill, but also to set fire, so we two unlucky bastards suffered innocently..."

Jiang Yulang glared at Xiao Yu'er, and said, "I'm the one who really suffered from the disaster. I didn't have anything to do with you, my lord."

Then he said: "It's strange, even if the enemies of the Murong family come to make trouble, they shouldn't pick the present. Murong Zhengde's birthday banquet has just passed, and most of the martial arts people are still staying in Murong Villa. Isn't it time to seek death?"

Just as Jiang Yulang and Xiao Yuer continued to analyze, the huge ice cube had completely melted.The two of them were completely submerged in the water, and the water from the melted ice cubes had reached their chests, but thankfully they hadn't flooded their heads yet.

"Hey, Jiang Xiaoyu! Why are you taking off your clothes?" Jiang Yulang saw Xiao Yuer taking off his clothes, and said in astonishment, "I'm not cold now, you don't need to take off your clothes..."

Xiao Yu'er said angrily: "Go to hell, didn't you see that I am going to take a bath! The water is still cold, do you want to take a bath together?" Since he couldn't think of a way to escape, he simply took off his clothes and went inside I took a quick shower.

"Wow! It's this time, and you still want to spy on me!" Jiang Yulang replied, staring at Xiao Yu'er without blinking.

Xiao Yuer also replied calmly: "It seems that you are the one peeping now, right?" Now Xiao Yuer has figured out Jiang Yulang's evil nature, if he takes what that guy said seriously, he will lose.

Jiang Yulang said calmly, "I didn't peep, I just looked at it openly."

The two started fighting again, but it changed from fighting to bickering.

Jiang Yulang also felt that the two of them's current stumbling behavior was very childish and ridiculous, but he didn't want to admit it.At least you can forget that your life is being threatened now.

The water was gradually heating up, as if it was about to boil, and the two of them had already been bouncing around in the water, but their mouths were still relentless and they refused to give in to each other.

They didn't stop until they had no strength left.

Jiang Yulang smiled bitterly and said, "I knew I wouldn't have fought with you, so at least I could save some energy, but I never thought that I would die with you."

Xiao Yu'er also smiled wryly, "I didn't expect that either!"

Xiao Yu'er suddenly sighed: "It would be great if the fire could burn through the stone wall."

Jiang Yulang looked up and saw that the stone wall was still solid without even a crack, so he had no choice but to turn his eyes away, and his eyes turned to the bronze door.

Suddenly someone knocked on the bronze door.

The spirits of the two suddenly lifted.

Xiao Yuer happily said: "Hey, Jiang Sailur, we are saved. Although the fire can't burn through the copper door, it can melt the lead in the keyhole, and the delicate spring is scalded by the hot lead juice. I'm afraid it's not safe, as long as someone knocks with a chisel, nails and other things outside, the copper door will be knocked open [-]%..."

Only halfway through his words, the copper gate suddenly opened, and the water rushed out along the copper gate like the Yellow River bursting its embankment.

"It's him! Finally found him...haha..."

Jiang Yulang was dazed for a while by the force of the water. When he heard the voice, he hurriedly shook his head, kept awake, and looked towards the place where he was speaking.

I saw two people standing outside. They probably didn't expect such a large amount of water to pour out after opening the door, and they were drenched to the bone.

The one on the left is a tall, burly man with a full face and a big beard. He looks majestic and high-spirited, like a bull, which is somewhat similar to the image of the Bull Demon King in TV dramas. .

The one on the right is a skinny old man with a hunchback. He has small eyebrows and eyes and a goatee. It is estimated that even if he is put in a goat nest, no one will recognize him as a human being.

Seeing such a strange shape, Jiang Yulang thought for a moment, could this be the legendary "Twelve Astrology"?

It's as long as you want!

At this time, the man with a full face was pointing at Xiao Yu'er and said with a strange smile to the "goatee" next to him: "Finally found this kid...hehe?"

Jiang Yulang turned his head to Xiao Yu'er and asked, "You...know each other?"

Xiao Yu'er sighed: "I didn't know each other at first, but now I do."

Sitting up, Xiao Yu'er asked the man and "Goatee": "Are you 'ox' and 'white sheep'?"

"Aries" said in surprise: "You actually recognized it, yes, we are exactly the 'Aries' and the 'ox' in the 'Twelve Astrology'."

Putting his hands on the ground, Xiao Yu'er continued: "I often heard that among the 'Twelve Astrological Signs', 'the ox is the bravest and the Aries is the wisest', I don't want to see you here today." After a pause, he continued: "But I haven't seen you before. From your tone, it seems that you have been looking for me for a long time. What's going on?"

☆, 24 out of trouble into trouble

The "scalper" over there sternly said to Xiao Yu'er, "Boy, hand over the treasure map."

"Treasure map?" Xiao Yu'er asked suspiciously.

"White Sheep" said gloomyly: "Don't pretend to be stupid, little ghost, it's the treasure map with Yan Nantian's treasure on it. I know that the treasure map is on you, and the little fairy 'Zhang Jing' chased you all over the world, isn't it because The treasure map is on you! You are also a smart person, hand over the treasure map obediently, otherwise you will have to suffer more."

As far as Jiang Yulang knows, the "Twelve Zodiac Signs" are the cruelest and most vicious bandits in the Jianghu in the past 30 years. They rarely attack on weekdays, but if they see something worth attacking, they will never be empty-handed And back.

There is a special rule in doing business with the "Twelve Astrological Signs": only red goods are taken, not gold and silver.

As a result, many underworld figures have big deals that they dare not start with, and they will notify the "Twelve Astrology" and follow them, at least they can get a share of the action.The group of little people who followed the "Twelve Astrological Signs" to inform them were called "filial sons and grandsons".

The first thing I found out was that the treasure map was in the hands of Tie Xinlan, who was being hunted down by the "little fairy" Zhang Jing. Give it to Xiao Yuer.

The "Twelve Zodiac Signs" have been in the world for 30 years, and they only missed once.The reason they missed that time was because they encountered the world's number one sword——Yan Nantian.Now that they have learned that Yan Nantian has a treasure, they want to avenge their shame and swear that they will get the treasure.

"White Goat" and "Scalper" tracked all the way, and followed Xiao Yu'er to Murong Villa.

It was the [-]th birthday of the owner of Murong Village, and heroes from all walks of life came to congratulate him.Even if the "twelve zodiac signs" are bold, they have to avoid the edge temporarily.The struggle between good and evil in the rivers and lakes has never disappeared. Murong Villa can be said to be the leader of the gangsters. Although the "Twelve Astrology" gangsters are strong enough in martial arts, they can't stand the crowd, so they have to stay outside the villa for the time being. wait for news.

But within two days, news spread that there was a treasure map in Murong Villa, and many sects had fought several times because of the treasure map.

Now they couldn't sit still anymore, they took advantage of the chaos and came in to look for Xiao Yu'er.

The reason why "White Sheep" and "Scalper" were able to sneak in so smoothly is thanks to the guests who came to celebrate the birthday of Murong Villa.In the past two days, due to the appearance of the treasure map, various sects have fought countless times in private, and it has become more and more fierce. Most of Murong Villa's manpower went to fight. After all, those sects who fought hard are now the guests of Murong Villa.

"White Goat" and "Scalper" searched the entire Murong Villa, but they couldn't find Xiao Yu'er, so they set fire to it in a fit of anger.Of course, they also set fire to a remote corner of Murong Villa, so that if they were discovered, they could escape for their lives.

Murong Jiuxi is quiet, her house is the most remote one in the villa, and few people come here at ordinary times, not to mention these few days, she is worried that Jiang Yulang and Xiao Yuer will be found locked in the ice chamber, and it is even worse. Strict order: No matter what happens, no one is allowed to step into the medicine garden.This greatly facilitates the "white sheep" and "cattle" to set fire.

The scalper and the white sheep were naturally curious when they saw the secret room. This place is located in a medicine garden, and there must be some rare medicines in it. By mistake, Jiang Yulang and Xiao Yuer were saved.

Seeing Xiao Yu'er, it's all over now, there's nowhere to find it, it's easy to get here!

Xiao Yu'er lazily replied, "Do you think the treasure map will be on me now?"

Jiang Yulang looked over, and sure enough...he wouldn't be there.

Just now, Xiao Yu'er fought with him and took a bath in the ice room, the clothes on his body were already loose and loose, and after being washed by the water, he was even more shaky, even if there was something in his arms, he didn't know where it went.

"Scalper" said angrily: "What, it's not here anymore!"

Xiao Yu'er laughed and said, "Don't worry! Although the treasure map is gone, I'm familiar with it."

"White Sheep" said softly, "Little ghost, tell us the location of the treasure obediently, and we will let you go."

Hearing this, Jiang Yulang secretly rolled his eyes, Xiao Yu'er is not a fool, if he doesn't tell, he might still survive; if he does, he will silence them immediately.

Xiao Yu'er lazily said: "I don't believe it. You 'Twelve Astrological Signs' are not good men and women. If I tell you, you will definitely kill me."

"White Sheep" said angrily: "Boy, don't toast and eat fine wine!"

After finishing speaking, he instantly moved to Xiao Yu'er, grabbed his neck and said, "You say? Or don't you say?"

Xiao Yu'er's neck was pinched, his face was flushed, and he said intermittently: "You... strangle me to death, I will never... never tell. I guess there is only... I know the whereabouts of Yan Nantian's treasure, I'm dead, and you'll never want to know."

Jiang Yulang thought, who said, there are n treasure maps in his father's study.

Hearing the words, "White Sheep" withdrew his hand, thought for a while, changed his previous fierce appearance, squinted his eyes and said in a friendly voice: "Little brother, why don't you lead us to find the treasure, so we can't wait until we find the treasure?" Don't worry about us killing you."

Xiao Yu'er thought to himself: I can only do this first, let's take a step and see.

He said: "If you serve me well with delicious food and drink, I will naturally take you there."

Then he pretended to sigh and said: "Hey! I was imprisoned by that wicked woman Murong Jiu for so long, and now I'm tired and hungry!"

"White Sheep" immediately understood the meaning: "Little brother, let's go, let me be the host, let's go to a nearby restaurant." While talking, he went to pull the little fish who was still sitting on the ground.

Jiang Yulang, who had been ignored from the beginning, was praying secretly in his heart at this moment, please leave quickly, please continue to ignore me.

But helplessly, the "scalper" on the side pointed at him and said, "I'll deal with that kid first, he knows too much."

Xiao Yuer suddenly said: "Wait."

"Scalper" said: "What? He is your friend."

"of course not."

"Then...why?"

Xiao Yu smiled evilly and said: "This guy offended me, and he caused all my injuries! However, killing him like this is too cheap for him!"

"White sheep" said: "What does that little brother mean? Do you want to cut off your limbs or..."

Xiao Yu'er interrupted: "What's the point of breaking hands and feet! Heh heh - a boy from a famous family like him has been a nobleman since he was born, but I want him to be my servant and serve me tea and water." , leading a horse and driving a cart. Wouldn’t it be better than killing him.”

"White Sheep" clapped his hands and laughed loudly: "It's indeed a good idea. I also don't like their pretentious and famous children. Today I just let him be the current person."

Jiang Yulang smiled wryly, should he thank Xiao Yuer?After all, he saved his life, right?But why is there a bad feeling.

Jiang Yulang and Xiao Yu'er followed "White Sheep" and "Scalper" to an inn first, changed into clean clothes, and then went out to eat. The two of them had been hungry for a long time in the ice secret room.

Seeing a table of sumptuous meals, I immediately sat down and started eating.

Just as Jiang Yulang moved his chopsticks a couple of times, Xiao Yuer suddenly caught the chopsticks.

He gave him a questioning look.

Xiao Yu'er smiled and said, "Xiao Jiang!"

Just hearing the word "Xiaojiang", Jiang Yulang's brows twitched, with a vague premonition.

really--

"Xiao Jiang, don't you know that servants are not allowed to eat at the table with the master?"

"Scalper" continued: "Yeah, I haven't gotten up yet."

Jiang Yulang said silently in his heart, he had to bow his head under the eaves!He got up silently and walked to the table next to him.

Xiao Yu'er said loudly: "Xiao Er, just give him two steamed buns."

Looking at the big fish and meat on Xiao Yuer's table, Jiang Yulang continued to meditate, those who are hungry had better not eat big fish and meat, and steamed buns to nourish their stomachs.After eating the steamed buns quickly, he was going back to the guest room to sleep.

"Stop—" Xiao Yu'er drew his voice, "How can the young master go to sleep before the servants go to sleep? Go, spread the quilt for me."

Jiang Yulang's brows twitched again, shit, if he could beat him now, he would have beaten him long ago!

……

In the hotel room.

"Xiao Jiang, bring me a cup of tea."

"Yes, young master, I'll serve it now, young one." Jiang Yulang gritted his teeth again and again, pouring tea resentfully.

After pouring the tea, he handed it over: "Master, please use the tea."

Xiao Yu'er took a sip, then spit it out, complaining: "It's so hot, you want to burn me to death!"

Yes, you are right.Jiang Yulang secretly slandered.

"Heavy fall—"

Jiang Yulang poured another cup of cold tea and brought it over.

Xiao Yu'er took a sip and spit it out again, "The tea is so cold, can you drink it! Pour it again—"

Damn, how did he never know that this bastard is so particular!

"White Goat" and "Scalper" were also watching the show, and booed: "That's right, hurry up and do it again!"

Hey, those who know current affairs are Junjie, and he is Junjie, so—bear it.

Jiang Yulang suddenly had the illusion that he was the concubine of the rich family, and he was wooing the wife of the main house at the moment, and the two next to him were the maids who helped the main house make things difficult for the concubine.

He shivered violently, and quickly shook off this weird thought.

☆, 25 treasure hunting roads

On the small road outside the city, a carriage was slowly driving crookedly.

Jiang Yulang was driving the carriage stumbling forward at this time.There was Xiao Yu'er sitting in the car, followed by "White Sheep" and "Scalper" on horseback.

"bump--"

The road ahead was smooth, but the carriage suddenly swayed to the right.

"Hey... Jiang Yulang!!! What did you do!" Xiao Yuer in the carriage raised the curtain and yelled viciously at Jiang Yulang who was driving outside.

"Oh...young master, are you alright?" Jiang Yulang asked pretending to be concerned.

Then he said with grievance: "Master, I have never driven a carriage before, so I must have stumbled a bit, why don't we ride horses like them."

Jiang Yulang said while pointing to the two "White Goat" and "Gold Goat" who were riding on horseback.

Last night, they rested all night. Early this morning, "White Sheep" and "Scalper" couldn't wait to prepare their four horses and prepare to set off immediately to find the treasure.

However, Xiao Yuer said that he wanted to experience the feeling of being a "brother son", and he wanted to take a carriage, otherwise he would not leave.

"White Goat" and "Scalper" have no choice but to coax Xiao Yu'er and help him find a carriage for the sake of the treasure.

Xiao Yuer's original intention was to play Jiang Yulang badly, so he lived in a comfortable carriage, and Jiang Yulang, as his "servant", naturally took on the heavy responsibility of driving.

Of course Jiang Yulang will not be obedient as a coachman, he puts on the posture that I am a young master who can't drive a carriage, stops, stumbles, wobbles, drives a good carriage tottering, and asks from time to time "How about we ride horses?" These remarks.

Xiao Yu'er was very happy at first, thinking that Jiang Yulang really didn't know how to drive, but seeing him in a hurry, he was in a surprisingly good mood.

But gradually I discovered that the kid did it on purpose.

Jiang Yulang pretended to be Xiaobai outside and drove the carriage into a mess, but it was Xiao Yuer inside the carriage who suffered the most.

There is a soft couch in the car, and a table with tea and snacks on the table, which is a gesture of enjoyment!

But Xiao Yuer didn't enjoy it at all, Jiang Yulang turned the carriage upside down and sideways, the snacks and tea on the table had already been sprinkled all over the cart, Xiao Yuer's clothes just changed yesterday It was a mess.

Hearing that Jiang Yulang started to suggest riding a horse again, he refused to let him go as he wished, and forcefully uttered two words: "It's okay!"

Gritting his teeth again, he said, "Learn slowly!"

After finishing speaking, he lowered the curtain and nestled back into the car.

The corners of Jiang Yulang's mouth curled up slightly: "Young one, you must study hard."

Immediately, he swung a whip violently, and the horse suffered from pain, and immediately started galloping.

"Scalper" and "Aries" hurriedly drove their horses to catch up.

The carriage galloped wildly, and the little fish in the carriage was dizzy from the jolt, staring at stars.

"Hey, you're murdering! Slow down!" Xiao Yu'er got out of the car crookedly and said angrily.

Seeing his distressed appearance, a smile flashed across Jiang Yulang's eyes, and he squinted and said, "Oh... I said I don't know how to drive."

Jiang Yulang pulled the reins violently again, the carriage stopped suddenly, and due to inertia, Xiao Yu'er was jolted back into the carriage.

"Ah...Jiang Yulang!" Another roar came from inside the car.

"Oh, young master... I will slow down." The corner of Jiang Yulang's mouth deepened a bit.

From the corner of his eye, he glanced at the "White Sheep" and "Scalper" who were following him, and then continued to drive staggeringly.

It is not easy to drive the car like this!

………………

The stars and the moon are all over the sky, and the bonfires in the forest are flickering.

Jiang Yulang and his party were sitting in the woods having a barbecue.

Originally, if they were driving at a normal speed, they would definitely be able to go to the city to rest at night.However, due to Jiang Yulang's "miraculous" driving skills, he was abruptly dragged halfway.It is true that there is no village in the front, no shop in the back, and there is not even a ruined temple next to it, so I have to sleep in the wild.

Jiang Yulang was currently roasting an unlucky hare.

His brows are handsome and bright, his expression is serious and focused, completely different from his usual frivolous look, Xiao Yu'er is a little stunned for a while seeing his completely different look from his usual one.

A drop of fat dripped into the fire, making a "cracking" sound.

"White Sheep" and "Scalper" on the side have already roasted the hare, tore off a leg and handed it to Xiao Yu'er: "Little brother, here you are, eat it."

Xiao Yuer shook his head and said, "No need, I want to eat his roast."

Turning to Jiang Yulang, he urged, "Xiao Jiang, is it almost ready? My young master is starving to death."

Jiang Yulang said impatiently, "Isn't it baking!"

Xiao Yu'er yelled: "Hey, quickly turn over and grill the other side, it's already burnt!"

Jiang Yulang rolled his eyes and said, "What are you talking about? I'm just about to turn around!"

After a while, Xiao Yuer said again: "Hey! Sprinkle salt!"

"Know!"

Xiao Yu'er raised her eyebrows and said, "Hey... why are you so stupid! Spread it evenly!"

"You're smart, you're here to bake!" Jiang Yulang replied angrily.

"But you are my servant, of course you roasted..."

"..."

Unlike driving a carriage, that one pretends not to know how to cook, but he really doesn't know how to cook.

Whether in this life or the last life, Jiang Yulang has never been in the kitchen much.In the previous life, he often went to restaurants and ordered takeaway, and if he couldn't do it, he ate instant noodles; in this life, he had his cheap father Jiang Biehe to cook, even if Jiang Biehe went out on business, he would still go to restaurants.It can be said that there is no cooking experience at all.

On the contrary, Xiao Yu'er's cooking skills are very good, but he refuses to cook, he must let Jiang Yulang barbecue.

Jiang Yulang let out a breath, and it was finally baked.

Handed it over to Xiao Yuer: "Here—"

Xiao Yuer took the barbecue and opened his mouth to bite. He has been hungry for a long time.

Swallowing it in one gulp, he frowned and said, "It's so unpalatable!"

Jiang Yulang snorted, "Then don't eat it!"

He took out the dry food that he brought with him, and while nibbling on the dry food, he squinted at Xiao Yu'er: "Why don't you eat dry food with me?"

Xiao Yu'er suddenly laughed: "Haha, I lied to you, but it's actually very delicious and delicious! After my guidance, it's different!"

After all, he chewed.

Jiang Yulang glared at Xiao Yu'er angrily, turned around and went to