Reborn as Jiang Yulang
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Sigh, how can you be so unlucky!
But with a smile on his face, he said affectionately: "You are here, I couldn't find you when I entered the cave just now?"
"Scalper" shouted: "Boy, don't talk nonsense, hand over the antidote quickly."
Knowing that there is no treasure, of course it is shameless and needs an antidote.
Xiao Yu'er complained in his heart, if only he had poison in his hand, he could trick them into taking it, they would die from the poison, and it would be clear.Instead, he can grab the soil and knead it into pills, and lie to them that it is the antidote. If they get the "antidote", they probably won't let him go.
Xiao Yuer's misfortune moved eastward, and said: "The antidote is in the hands of Jiang Yulang, I will take you to him."
"Scalper" yelled violently, "Boy, you are playing us! Don't go anywhere until you get the antidote!"
With the sound of drinking, the power of the palm came out like a raging wave, rumbling towards Xiao Yu'er.
Xiao Yu'er ran away all the way and had no strength left, so he could only stare at the palm wind with rounded eyes.
Suddenly a white light flashed, as fast as an arrow, blocking the rushing palm of the "scalper". The ox stepped back a few steps, spat out a mouthful of blood, and said, "Young man, do you want to save him?"
They had seen Hua Wuque's skills in the cave just now, so naturally they didn't want to confront him, but now that the life-threatening antidote is in Xiao Yu'er's hands, they had to bite the bullet and ask.
Hua Wuque remained expressionless, and said flatly, "No, I want to kill him."
"White Sheep" wondered: "Since Playboy wanted to kill him, why did he save him?"
Not only "Aries" and "Scalper" are puzzled, but also Xiaoyuer.
Hua Wuque said: "I can't let him die because of other things, he can only be killed by myself."
"White Sheep" hesitated and said: "But that kid poisoned us, and the antidote is..."
Hua Wuque took out a bottle of medicine from his bosom, and threw it over: "This is a detoxification pill specially made by Yihua Palace, which can cure all kinds of poisons in the world."
"White Sheep" and "Scalper" got the medicine, and they bid farewell and went down the mountain tactfully.
Xiao Yu'er said at this moment: "Do you have to kill me yourself?"
Hua Wuque said, "That's right."
Xiao Yu'er continued: "That is to say, no one else can kill me except you, right?"
Hua Wuque said: "Yes."
Xiao Yu'er smiled and said, "You are really honest."
He suddenly said: "If you want me to die, it is not difficult, but if you want to kill me with your own hands, you will never think about it again in this life."
After speaking, he held the short sword across his neck.
Hua Wuque changed color slightly, and said, "You... what are you doing?"
Xiao Yu'er pouted, and the rascal said: "Suicide! As long as you move your body, I will commit suicide immediately! Then you will never want to kill me yourself for the rest of your life."
Hua Wuque stayed there, he really didn't expect Xiao Yu'er to have so many tricks, just now he spit, now he commits suicide.
In terms of martial arts, Hua Wuque is much stronger, but in terms of emergency response, he is certainly not as good as the eccentric and scheming little fish.
Xiao Yu'er laughed loudly and said, "If you still want to kill me with your own hands, just stand there and don't move."
He stared at Hua Wuque, and stepped back step by step.Hua Wuque didn't know how to deal with this situation, so she stood still and watched Xiao Yu'er retreat further and further away.
Hua Wuque suddenly said urgently: "Jiang Xiaoyu...you stop quickly..."
He has already seen the abyss behind Xiao Yu'er.
Xiao Yu'er interrupted sharply: "Don't move! Otherwise, I will immediately..."
Hua Wuque was already sweating coldly on his forehead, and said loudly: "Stop quickly, be careful that behind you..."
He wanted to remind Xiao Yu'er that there was a cliff behind him, but before he finished speaking, Xiao Yu'er had slipped and fell.
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After Jiang Yulang went down the mountain, he hurriedly prepared his horse and hurried to Murong Mountain Villa. He, the groom-to-be, hadn't been seen for seven days in a row, and he didn't know what would happen.
It was different from the procrastination when he came here, he didn't stop all the way, and arrived at Murong Villa in less than three days.
As soon as he entered, a servant yelled loudly: "Young Master Jiang, you are back."
Jiang Yulang went straight into the main hall, and met his father Jiang Biehe and the owner of Murong Village.
After seeing the ceremony.
His cheap father began to scold: "This kid is really, what did he say he wanted to surprise Miss Jiu, and he disappeared for so many days at once."
Mrs. Murong smiled and said: "Hero Jiang, don't talk about it, the relationship between the two of them is really good, it's not that Yulang hasn't come back for a few days, and our Jiu'er went out to find him, ha ha."
Mrs. Murong really complied with that sentence, the mother-in-law looked at her son-in-law more and more pleasing to her eyes.
Jiang Yulang was at a loss.How did Murong Jiu explain it to everyone!
After dealing with a large group of people in Murong Villa, before his feet touched the ground, he was dragged by his father to have a private chat.
Father Biehe said earnestly: "Yulang, father knows that you like to play tricks to please girls, and this time you go out to surprise Miss Jiu, but you are getting married soon, so don't be so rash in the future. By the way, This time we are getting married, the owner and I intend to make it bigger, you go back to Jiangnan to prepare, and I will discuss some details with the owner, and then I will go back." After finishing speaking, let him rest for a while, and sent him to pack up and go back Jiangnan.
"Young Master Hua, I have sent Nine Girls back."
Before he left, he heard a notification.
Jiang Biehe said: "Yulang, go and see Miss Nine before leaving."
"Yes, Dad."
Haha, I don't know how Murong reacted when he saw him!
☆, 30 fake crazy but not crazy
Jiang Yulang walked through the garden, stepped onto the corridor, and saw Hua Wuque standing in a corner of the courtyard from afar.
He just stood there casually, but he was indescribably chic and elegant.
Jiang Yulang was suffocated when he saw it, and the secret path really lived up to its reputation of perfection, so people couldn't take their eyes off it.
With a smile on his face, Jiang Yulang stepped forward to say hello: "Wu Que, what are you doing here?"
Hua Wuque stepped forward with a smile: "I'll wait for you here."
"Wait for me?" Jiang Yulang asked in surprise.
"Well, I'm going back to Yihua Palace to return to my mission. I just dropped by to send Nine Girls back, and I specially bid farewell to you."
"Return to Yihua Palace?" Jiang Yulang suddenly remembered that Hua Wuque came out to walk the rivers and lakes to kill Xiao Yu'er, and now he wants to go back and return to his life. Could it be that Xiao Yu'er has already been killed by him? Very ah!He opened his mouth in surprise and said, "You killed Xiao Yu'er?"
Hua Wuque looked away, and changed the subject by the way: "Are you familiar with Jiang Xiaoyu?"
Jiang Yulang raised his eyebrows and asked, "Why do you ask that?"
Hua Wuque looked back, met Shangjiang Yulang's bright black eyes, and asked, "I saw Xiao Yu'er on Mount Emei, he said you don't care about Murong Jiu at all, do you?"
Jiang Yulang wondered: Does this have something to do with whether he is familiar with Xiao Yuer?
Why did he suddenly ask such an abrupt question, Hua Wuque was stunned.
Without waiting for Jiang Yulang to answer, he hurriedly said, "Miss Nine is crazy, you should go and see her first."
After all, he turned around and left, as if he was running away.
Hua Wuque didn't understand what was wrong with him, his thoughts were in chaos.
He only knew that when he didn't see him for a few days, he would miss him inexplicably. He probably regarded him as a good friend.But why when he heard Jiang Xiaoyu say that Jiang Yulang didn't care about Murong Jiu at all, he was secretly happy; when he saw that Murong Jiu was crazy, he thought secretly that they probably wouldn't get married.
He will eagerly want to know, does he care about Murong Jiu?
"Wu Que——" Jiang Yulang called out, strange, he left just as he said, and he hasn't answered yet.
What kind of garlic sprout is Murong Jiu!
However, he and Xiao Yu'er are probably very familiar.
But that woman Murong Jiu is crazy!This is unlikely.Could it be that he and Xiao Yu'er pretended to be ghosts and scared Murong Jiu crazy? Murong Jiu's psychological quality looks very tough, why?
He wants to see what Murong Jiu looks like when he is crazy.
Jiang Yulang was thinking secretly in his heart while walking towards Murong Jiu's boudoir.
Murong Jiu's boudoir was in chaos at this moment.
Murong Jiu sat on the bed, his eyes glazed over, trembling and screaming from time to time.
Murong Zhengde, the owner of the Murong family, his wife, and Murong Jiu's eight sisters all looked scorched. Even Zhang Jing, who was scared away by Jiang Yulang that day, surrounded Murong Jiu at this moment, calling out cautiously: "Jiu Sister, Jiumei, do you still recognize me?"
Murong Jiu didn't seem to hear it, and still muttered to himself: "Ghost, there is a ghost..."
Village Master Murong sighed: "How did she get married like this!"
The owner's wife glared and said: "It's this time, how can I care so much! The most important thing now is as long as our Jiu'er is fine!" A light flashed in Murong Jiu's eyes when he heard this sentence , but no one noticed.
Murong Shanshan received: "That's right, Dad, we have to wait until Jiumei recovers from her illness to decide whether to get married or not."
……
A servant girl came in to announce: "Villa Master, madam, Young Master Jiang is here to ask Miss Nine."
"This...stop him, and say that Jiu'er is sick and it's difficult to see guests." The owner's wife said decisively.Although she said whether to talk about getting married or not, she cared very much in her heart, if news of Murong Jiu's madness spread, it would be difficult to get married.
"Yes." The servant girl responded and was about to step back.
"Stop." Village Master Murong stopped the servant girl, shook his head and said helplessly, "Let him come in, the playboy who brought Jiu'er back already knows about Jiumei's madness, so it probably won't be long."
A scream followed Jiang Yulang into the room.
Murong Jiu, whose mood had stabilized a little earlier, now began to struggle violently again: ""Death-seeking ghost...life-seeking ghost...you are a life-seeking ghost! ..."
Jiang Yulang glanced at Murong Jiu, and then bowed to everyone in the room.
"Jiumei, what's the matter?" Jiang Yulang pretended to be surprised.
The owner of Murong Village frowned, and sighed: "As my nephew saw, Jiu'er must have been haunted by a ghost and went crazy." Then he sighed, "Hey, we won't burden your nephew anymore, later Let's discuss about retiring the engagement."
Jiang Yulang hurriedly said: "What did the owner say? Why would I not want Jiumei because she is crazy? I will treat him even better in the future."
If others found out that he was crazy because of Murong Jiu and abandoned her, he wouldn't be drowned by the spittle stars!Even if he wanted to retire, he wouldn't choose this timing!
"Well said, Yulang." Jiang Biehe hurried over when he heard the news, and just in time to hear Jiang Yulang's words, he glanced at Jiang Yulang with a little relief, then clasped his fists at the owner of Murong Village and said, "Zhuang Lord, please take back the words of retiring the engagement quickly, isn't this trapping Biehe in an unrighteous place!"
Master Murong went on to say: "But if our ninth younger sister marries, it will be a drag on your son. This..."
Jiang Yulang hastily stepped forward to express his opinion: "It is Yulang's blessing to marry Jiumei. I believe that as long as we hire more famous doctors, Jiumei will recover soon."
Immediately after another statement that seemed to be from the heart but was actually a polite statement, the result finally came to fruition: not only will the marriage not be terminated, but the marriage will be brought forward.
Before leaving, Jiang Yulang walked slowly in front of Murong Jiu, and said with a "gentle" smile on his lips, "Jiumei, you will definitely get better, don't worry, I will take care of you in the future."
After saying these words, Jiang Yulang obviously felt a sharp light flash in Murong Jiu's eyes.
He believed that it was true that Murong Jiu was frightened into unconsciousness at the beginning of Mount Emei, but he never believed that Murong Jiu would be frightened mad.
Heh, I'm not crazy!
Murong Jiu casually grabbed the pillow beside him, threw it at Jiang Yulang, and screamed, "You evil ghost, don't touch me, go away..." Murong Shanshan hurriedly held down Murong Jiu, and rushed to Jiang Yulang He smiled apologetically.
Jiang Yulang flashed the pillow, and Shi Shiran left Murong Jiu's boudoir.
On the way back, Jiang Biehe sighed: "Yulang, I have wronged you, I have to marry the crazy Murong Jiu."
Jiang Yulang said with a smile: "This matter has something to do with the reputation of our Jiang family, no matter what she is, I will marry her." Then he said seriously: "What's more, I suspect that Murong Jiu is not crazy at all!"
Jiang Biehe said seriously: "You mean Murong Jiu is pretending to be crazy?"
"Yes."
"Why is she pretending to be crazy?"
"I think she doesn't want to marry me." Jiang Yulang sighed.
Jiang Biehe said: "How come? My son is so good that women would want to marry him." In Jiang Biehe's heart, there is no doubt that his son is popular with girls. I am afraid that only Jiang Feng's resurrection will surpass him...
The problem is that Murong Jiu is not a woman!Jiang Yulang complained secretly in his heart.
Then, he narrates what Murong Jiu did to him, deleted or deleted.
Jiang Biehe's eyes flickered: "Since she is pretending to be crazy, it's easier to handle. Yulang, you go home and prepare everything for the wedding, and let Master Murong know our sincerity, and I'll come back later."
"Understood, father." Jiang Yulang responded.
After Jiang Biehe found out that Murong Jiu was pretending to be crazy, he went to find the owner of Murong the next day.
Jiang Biehe said: "Master, Bie He found out about a folk prescription yesterday, which should be able to cure Nine Miss's madness."
The owner of Murong Village was moved: "That's really a big thank you to Brother Jiang."
Jiang Biehe smiled and said, "Don't say any words of thanks, Nine Girls will soon be Yulang's wife, so don't be too polite about your family."
Master Murong nodded repeatedly.
Jiang Biehe said: "Then let's go see Nine Girls now."
"Please--"
When he came to Murong Jiu's room, Murong Jiu was still the same as yesterday, whenever he saw someone coming, he screamed and struggled.
Jiang Biehe stepped forward quickly, then raised his hand, and slapped Murong Jiu four times across the face.
For a moment, everyone in the Murong family was stunned.
He had no choice but to let Jiang Yulang marry Murong Jiu because of the power of the Murong family. This doesn't mean that Murong Jiu can kill his only son!
Murong Jiu covered his face with his hands, his face turned cold, and said coldly: "You dare to hit me."
But Jiang Biehe was overjoyed and said: "Vendor Master, Jiu Miss is really cured, this folk remedy really works!"
At this moment, Jiang Biehe calmly said: "Miss Nine, I'm sorry. The old man also heard from others that he was terrorized by a ghost, and he only needs to slap him twice to wake him up, so he rashly shot."
Murong Jiu couldn't find anything to say for a long time, he just had a cold face.
Master Murong was obviously not aware of the situation, and thanked him: "It's okay, I have to thank Brother Bie He, otherwise I don't know when Jiu'er will get well."
The rest of the Murong family followed suit and thanked them again and again.
Murong Jiu was out of breath, but she still couldn't get angry.She pretended to be crazy in order to escape the marriage, but she didn't expect that the marriage was not retired, but brought forward instead.Since the divorce was unsuccessful, she planned to return to normal in the next few days, but she didn't expect to return to "normal" like this!
Jiang Yulang, who was on the way, didn't know that his father was avenging him.He was riding leisurely through a forest.
This place is almost entering Emei. He just rushed back from Emei a few days ago, but he didn't expect to come back now.
If you want to go to Jiangnan, you must pass through Sichuan and pass by Emei.
Why did he bother to come here, just when Jiang Yulang was slandering, a voice came, vaguely.
"Help me..."
☆, 31 mysterious underground palace
The cry for help came intermittently from the grass beside him.
"Journey to the West" tells us that when a woman calls for help in an uninhabited woods, don't go there, that woman must be a monster.
But it is undeniable, which man does not have a tendency to heroism?Especially the plot of the hero saving the beauty.
Jiang Yulang knew it was wrong, so he got off his horse and walked towards the grass.
Pushing aside the grass, I saw a young woman in a light green dress with a camellia planted obliquely on her temples, fell to the ground, shouting "Help" with a scorched face.
The young woman in the green skirt has both the tenderness and timidity of a girl, and the charm and coquettishness of a young woman.The camellias on the sideburns reflected her scorched face, but it also had a special charm.
Is this an affair?
"Madam, may I ask what happened? Is there anything I can do to help?" Jiang Yulang stepped forward and asked politely.
The young woman in the green dress seemed to be shocked, with tears in her eyes: "Young man, my ankle is sprained and I can't walk anymore."
It's just a sprained ankle that needs to be shouted for help!And such a beautiful young woman actually appeared alone in the wilderness!Jiang Yulang was suspicious, and then asked: "Madam, why did you appear here?"
The young woman in the green dress had bright eyes, sighed, and continued: "I was out to play with my husband, but I encountered robbers on the road, and because of my husband's desperate protection, I was able to escape, but when I escaped here, my foot sprained .Young man, can you take me home?"
"Of course." Jiang Yulang felt that the eyes of the young woman in the green dress in front of him were shining, charming, and fragile. In the blink of an eye, the boundless pride and desire to protect were aroused in his heart, and he agreed without hesitation.
"But my ankle is sprained, young hero, can you help me?" The young woman in the green skirt spoke softly, like spring melting ice and snow, making people feel happy physically and mentally.
"That offends." Jiang Yulang reached out to help.
The young woman in the green skirt stood up slowly with Jiang Yulang's hand, but suddenly she made a wrong footstep and was about to fall again. Jiang Yulang hurriedly pulled her into his arms, and the young woman in the green skirt leaned over, but the momentum continued, and Jiang Yulang was thrown straight He also fell to the ground.
As soon as Jiang Yulang fell to the ground, he suddenly came back to his senses. He was still wondering why the young woman in the green skirt had left just as she wanted with two or three words.He secretly heightened his vigilance.
The young woman in the green skirt leaned on Jiang Yulang's body, raised her eyebrows slightly, and called softly, "Young man, are you alright?"
"It's okay." Although Ruanyu Wenxiang embraced Jiang Yulang with his arms full, he felt something was wrong.
The young woman in the green skirt continued: "I'm really tired and hungry, and I can't lift my feet up. Could you please carry me on your back?"
Jiang Yulang smiled and said, "Wait a minute."
Immediately, he pushed away the young woman in green skirt who was pressing on him, got up and led the horse over.
He must stay away from this young woman, as long as he talks to her, his mind will flutter, which is too abnormal.He is not a boy who has never seen a woman, on the contrary, he has been in brothels for many years, how could he be so unfocused?
"Madam, please get on your horse."
The young woman in the green skirt smiled lightly and said, "Don't always call me 'this lady', it's too unfamiliar, you can call me Mrs. Xiao. Oh! Damn me, why haven't you asked the young hero your name yet? "
Jiang Yulang also smiled and replied, "I'm going to Jiang Yulang."
When Jiang Yulang heard that she called herself Miss Xiao, he suddenly realized.
She turned out to be Xiao Mimi, who is known as "'Awesome people don't pay for their lives'" in the "Top Ten Villains"! It is rumored that Xiao Mimi is the best at seduction, and anyone who is fascinated by her will disown her relatives and only want to be happy with her. No wonder I have been in a state of mind just now In a daze, Xiao Mimi's charm skills are not something he can resist at all, and fortunately he often goes to brothels and Chu houses, so he is already somewhat immune to beauties.
It is rumored that Xiao Mimi often kidnaps beautiful boys, so doesn't that mean that she is also considered a beautiful boy?Then he is Xiao Mimi's prey now?
Jiang Yulang diverted his attention wildly, lest his mind be captured by Xiao Mimi's sound waves.
He already knew that she was casting a charm, so he must stay awake, but the voice was so beautiful and sweet that he couldn't bear to listen to it, and couldn't bear to interrupt it.
Finally walking out of the woods, Jiang Yulang breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.
When I came to the town, I found an inn and arranged two upper rooms.
After sending Xiao Mimi into the guest room, Jiang Yulang smiled politely and said, "Miss Xiao, go and rest first, we are leaving tomorrow."
That's right, let's take a rest now, he's so easy to run around!Jiang Yulang said silently in his heart.
When he guessed that the young woman in the green skirt was Xiao Mimi, he was ready to run away. He didn't want to be a member of Xiao Mimi's pomegranate skirt!But he also knew that his martial arts were by no means Xiao Mimi's opponent, so he had to stabilize her first, and then slipped away at night.
"Wait." Xiao Mimi stretched out her hand suddenly, pulled Jiang Yulang into the room, and closed the door by the way.
Jiang Yulang's eyebrows twitched, wouldn't it be ooxx tonight?
Slowing down, he asked, "What's wrong?"
"My head hurts so much!" Xiao Mimi frowned slightly, with tears in her eyes.
"Then let me call the doctor for you." After Jiang Yulang finished speaking, he was about to open the door and go out. It would be terrible to stay here for a moment longer!
"Ouch!" Xiao Mimi's body suddenly softened, and she stuck to Jiang Yulang's body, her red lips parted slightly: "No, just help me to bed and rest."
Jiang Yulang helplessly put her on the bed.
"Thank you young man." Xiao Mimi's eyes turned softly.
The beauty showed her affection, her eyes brightened, but Jiang Yulang didn't have any intention of appreciating it, and just wanted to leave quickly.
Still concerned, he asked, "Are you alright?"
"It's better now, but I suddenly feel very cold again. If you don't believe me, touch my hand." Xiao Mimi spoke softly, took Jiang Yulang's hand to cover hers and asked, "Is it very cold?"
With such an obvious hint, Jiang Yulang is not a fool, of course he can see it.What's more, Xiao Mimi's charming skills are fully activated, and she is even more charming at this time, as if she can reach another world just by looking into her full eyes.
Jiang Yulang shouted "Damn" in his heart, while pretending to be stupid and said: "Then, I will cover you with a quilt."
Xiao Mimi held his hand tightly, rubbed it lightly, and said lazily: "I heard that the human body is the warmest. Would you like to give me some warmth?"
This is already Hong Guoguo's flirting.Jiang Yulang sighed in his heart.
He coughed lightly, "I'll get you a cup of hot water."
"Hmph, idiot!" Xiao Mimi shouted lightly, and then lightly waved the silk handkerchief in her hand, a burst of red mist came out in the air, Jiang Yulang immediately felt the chaos in his mind, and he tried to stay awake, but in the end he couldn't to the ground.
Xiao Mimi's bright eyes were gentle, her smile rose and she sighed softly: "This time the harvest is very good!"
Jiang Yulang opened his eyes again, and saw the exquisite bed curtain with dragons and phoenixes painted on the top of his head, and the bed under him was also extremely soft and comfortable. When he stood up and looked around, the utensils everywhere were also extremely luxurious.
Could this be Xiao Mimi's underground palace?
"Hehe, are you awake?" a voice asked lazily.
Jiang Yulang looked at Xiao Mimi who came in style, different from the young woman next door's attire just now, Xiao Mimi was dressed very hot at this time, wearing a red apron embroidered with peonies and a close-fitting red skirt, wearing a With a red cloak, the whole person looks enchanting and wild.She was barefoot, her body was like a weak willow, her steps were like floating clouds, and she exuded a charming aura, and she slowly came to Jiang Yulang.
Jiang Yulang looked at her looming amorous feelings, his heart was ready to move, and he secretly told himself to be more rational.Asked: "Where is this place?"
Xiao Mimi smiled and said: "This is my underground palace!" After she said that, she clapped her hands lightly, and then came in more than 20 teenagers wearing loose robes. Each of the teenagers was handsome and charming, but their faces were pale. Weary.
"See the queen!" came the neat voices of the teenagers, and saluted Xiao Mimi collectively.
Mimi Xiao said loudly, "Excuse me!"
The teenagers saluted collectively again: "Thank you Queen!"
"This is—" Although Jiang Yulang was mentally prepared, he was also stunned at this moment.This Xiao Mimi is really interesting, is she playing role-playing?
"They are all my concubines!" Xiao Mimi said loudly, then squinted at him: "Why? Men can have three wives and four concubines, but women can't have one?"
Jiang Yulang smiled and said, "Of course you can. Then, when you bring me back, do you also want me to be your concubine?"
Xiao Mimi smiled softly: "No." Then she tapped Jiang Yulang's chin, "You are so handsome, I brought you back to be my queen, how about it? Are you happy?"
Jiang Yulang twitched the corners of his mouth and said with a stiff expression, "Very happy."
Xiao Mimi turned her head and smiled at the teenagers in front: "I declare now - he is my queen, are you going to meet the queen soon?"
The teenagers saluted again: "See the queen!"
Since he couldn't leave, he simply played with her, wasn't it role-playing?Being a queen is really a novel experience!
"Excuse me." Jiang Yulang smiled lightly.
Xiao Mimi smiled charmingly: "Queen, should we..."
While talking, he brought Jiang Yulang back to the bed, and slowly put his hand into Jiang Yulang's clothes. Jiang Yulang pressed her hand, stared into her eyes and said seriously: "Queen, let's chat."
Xiao Mimi smiled and said, "What's the point of chatting, let's come..."
Jiang Yulang interrupted her, rather puzzled and said: "We're not very familiar yet, let's get to know each other first..."
Mimi Xiao blinked and said with a smile: "It's kind of interesting. The rumored 'Prince Charming' is really different."
Jiang Yulang asked in surprise, "You know me?"
Xiao Mimi smiled and said: "Of course I know. I heard that you are a frequent visitor to the brothel, and you often fascinate those girls to death, but I want you to fall in love with me."
Jiang Yulang raised the corner of his mouth and said with an evil smile, "I've already been fascinated by you."
Xiao Mimi was very interested and said excitedly: "That's great, let's come."
After finishing speaking, he stretched out his hand and continued to pull Jiang Yulang's belt.Jiang Yulang wanted to vomit blood, no matter what happened, Xiao Mimi would bring it up.
Jiang Yulang continued: "What's the point of just doing this kind of thing, let's play other things."
Xiao Mimi stopped laughing and said, "Sure enough, it's emotional. Then what are we playing?"
Jiang Yulang thought about it for a long time, but couldn't think of anything, so he had to bite the bullet and say: "Then let's have a drink."
Xiao Mimi smiled and said, "Okay."
After all, she ordered her beautiful boys to bring wine.
Women are actually very easy to coax, especially a love expert like Jiang Yulang who has been romantic for two generations, he is even more unequivocal when coaxing people, but he has always coaxed women to go to bed, and he has not exhausted all means to make himself not What about going to bed?
He made Xiao Mimi laugh constantly by his ramblings, which prevented her from bringing up the matter of going to bed. Of course, being molested by Xiao Mimi's legs during the period was ignored.To be honest, Xiao Mimi looks quite charming. If Jiang Yulang had turned into a wolf and pounced on him in the past, how could the flame in his heart be extinguished long ago when he saw the group of pale-faced teenagers with green eye circles? It's obvious that Xiao Mimi used the technique of nourishing, otherwise how could Xiao Mimi become more and more glorious.If he also does some adult things with Xiao Mimi, maybe he will become that ghostly.
The pearls in the underground palace were so bright that it was impossible to tell whether it was day or night. Jiang Yulang had already yawned several times. He was already tired, and he tried to coax Xiao Mimi with all his energy.
Xiao Mimi saw it, and said considerately: "Since the queen is tired, go to rest. I will look for you when you have rested enough."
After speaking, he winked at a young man and asked him to lead Jiang Yulang to rest.
Follow the boy to turn left and turn right, and come to a room, except that there is no window, the rest of the layout is no different from the usual house.
He fell asleep right away, coaxing a woman really is a physical effort!
When Jiang Yulang woke up again, he was woken up by someone.
"Queen, the queen is calling you."
Reluctantly got up, followed the young man who woke him up to the magnificent hall.
As soon as I entered the living room, I saw someone I knew. The person who came was Xiao Yu'er who fell off the cliff that day.
The two were surprised to see each other.
Jiang Yulang spoke first: "Queen, is he new here?"
Xiao Mimi actually comforted her and said, "Queen, don't worry, he is just a concubine and will not threaten you."
Xiao Yu'er's surprised eyes almost fell out, and he said loudly: "You said...he is the queen?"
Xiao Mimi smiled charmingly: "What? Are you jealous?"
She then turned to Jiang Yulang and said, "Queen, have you rested?"
Under Xiao Yuer's surprised eyes, Jiang Yulang said calmly, "Have a good rest."
Xiao Mimi's eyes lit up, and she said with a light smile, "Then let's come!"
At this time, Jiang Yulang sighed pretendingly: "Since ancient times, which queen has been favored? The queen should go to Linxing to favor the concubine!"
It's really great that Xiao Yu'er came, he can push Mimi Xiao into his arms!Jiang Yulang thought happily.
Xiao Yu'er understood what was going on in an instant. He grew up in the "Valley of the Wicked" and knew Xiao Mimi's situation very well, so of course he didn't want to accompany Xiao Mimi, so he pretended to be afraid and said, "What's wrong with Concubine Chong?" If I am favored, I don’t dare to confront the queen, what if the queen gets angry and wants to chop off my head? The queen should go to Linxing queen!"
The two declined left and right, giving in to each other, but with fire in their eyes, they both held the "idea that a dead friend will not die a poor man", and desperately recommended each other to Xiao Mimi.
Xiao Mimi seemed to enjoy this feeling very much, she smiled and said: "In this case, let's come together."
Jiang Yulang and Xiao Yuer suddenly petrified.
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Xiao Mimi lay sideways on the soft couch, her eyebrows were haunting, and she said lazily: "What are you waiting for? Come on."
Jiang Yulang and Xiao Yuer looked at each other.Neither of them moved.
Xiao Yuer blinked, and spoke first: "Queen, I've never done this kind of thing before, I can't, why don't you and the queen come first, and I'll observe and learn from the side?"
Jiang Yulang looked at Xiao Yu'er's innocent expression, the veins on his forehead twitched, what a joke, let him and Xiao Mimi come to the live version!Someone else is watching!
Jiang Yulang took two deep breaths, with a smirk on the corner of his mouth, stretched his voice, and fanned the flames: "How can observing be compared to being taught by the queen herself!""
Xiao Mimi gently propped herself up with her hands, and smiled softly at Xiao Yu'er, "Have you never slept with other women? Hehe, that's great, I like it. Come here, you don't want anything." You don't need to do it, just lie down obediently, I will teach you naturally, and I will let you know where is the most comfortable and softest place in the world later."
Jiang Yulang gave Xiao Yu'er a sympathetic look, and thought to himself, who told you to pretend to be innocent, don't you know that for Xiao Mimi, virgins are more tempting!But it seems that he is also a virgin now!
He tried his best to give himself a satisfactory first time, but he couldn't just ruin it in this woman's hands!If it was destroyed in the hands of this woman, wouldn't my life of an ascetic monk for the past few years be in vain?
Jiang Yulang secretly made up his mind to keep his innocence!
Xiao Yu'er dawdled in front of Xiao Mimi, before he could struggle again, Xiao Yu'er rolled up Xiao Yu'er onto the soft couch with a roll of Xiao Mimi's red cloak.Both of them were lying sideways on the bed, Xiao Mimi stretched out her white and smooth legs, intentionally or unintentionally rubbed against Xiao Yu'er's body, even touched Xiao Yu'er's chest with both hands, and swam away wantonly.
Jiang Yulang could already hear Xiao Yuer's panting, seeing this situation, he naturally planned to leave secretly.
He seems to vaguely remember the plot, there is a tunnel in the latrine, which can lead to the outside, and it seems that there are treasures and cheats inside.He used to think that being a person should not be too violent, so he didn't pay too much attention to martial arts, but the experience of these days made him fully realize how important it is to learn martial arts well!Then of course he has to take a good look at the martial arts cheats here.
In this situation, Xiao Mimi probably wouldn't have the energy to pay attention to his movements, which means he would have enough time to escape!
Jiang Yulang moved his feet while analyzing quickly in his brain, wanting to disappear quickly, but he didn't dare to make too much noise.
"Wait..." Jiang Yulang paused, thinking he was being called.
Looking back, I saw Xiao Mimi who was pressing Xiao Yuer under her body and asked with a spring face: "What's wrong?"
It was Xiao Yu'er who said "Wait" just now, it seems that he was not talking about himself, but Xiao Mimi.Jiang Yulang thought.
Mimi Xiao on the side had already thrown off her cloak, revealing her fair arms and her breasts that were partly visible. Xiao Yuer's outer shirt had also been torn off by Mimi Xiao, and her inner garment had been torn apart and hung on her body. This scene was extremely sensational. He gasped and said, "My stomach hurts, I want to go to the toilet!"
Xiao Mimi's face full of spring turned black immediately, "What, brat, you actually have to go to the toilet at this time, I forbid it!"
Dissatisfied men are violent, and dissatisfied women are even more violent.Xiao Mimi rejected Xiao Yuer's request on the spot, and continued to walk downstream, heading straight for Xiao Yuer
But with a smile on his face, he said affectionately: "You are here, I couldn't find you when I entered the cave just now?"
"Scalper" shouted: "Boy, don't talk nonsense, hand over the antidote quickly."
Knowing that there is no treasure, of course it is shameless and needs an antidote.
Xiao Yu'er complained in his heart, if only he had poison in his hand, he could trick them into taking it, they would die from the poison, and it would be clear.Instead, he can grab the soil and knead it into pills, and lie to them that it is the antidote. If they get the "antidote", they probably won't let him go.
Xiao Yuer's misfortune moved eastward, and said: "The antidote is in the hands of Jiang Yulang, I will take you to him."
"Scalper" yelled violently, "Boy, you are playing us! Don't go anywhere until you get the antidote!"
With the sound of drinking, the power of the palm came out like a raging wave, rumbling towards Xiao Yu'er.
Xiao Yu'er ran away all the way and had no strength left, so he could only stare at the palm wind with rounded eyes.
Suddenly a white light flashed, as fast as an arrow, blocking the rushing palm of the "scalper". The ox stepped back a few steps, spat out a mouthful of blood, and said, "Young man, do you want to save him?"
They had seen Hua Wuque's skills in the cave just now, so naturally they didn't want to confront him, but now that the life-threatening antidote is in Xiao Yu'er's hands, they had to bite the bullet and ask.
Hua Wuque remained expressionless, and said flatly, "No, I want to kill him."
"White Sheep" wondered: "Since Playboy wanted to kill him, why did he save him?"
Not only "Aries" and "Scalper" are puzzled, but also Xiaoyuer.
Hua Wuque said: "I can't let him die because of other things, he can only be killed by myself."
"White Sheep" hesitated and said: "But that kid poisoned us, and the antidote is..."
Hua Wuque took out a bottle of medicine from his bosom, and threw it over: "This is a detoxification pill specially made by Yihua Palace, which can cure all kinds of poisons in the world."
"White Sheep" and "Scalper" got the medicine, and they bid farewell and went down the mountain tactfully.
Xiao Yu'er said at this moment: "Do you have to kill me yourself?"
Hua Wuque said, "That's right."
Xiao Yu'er continued: "That is to say, no one else can kill me except you, right?"
Hua Wuque said: "Yes."
Xiao Yu'er smiled and said, "You are really honest."
He suddenly said: "If you want me to die, it is not difficult, but if you want to kill me with your own hands, you will never think about it again in this life."
After speaking, he held the short sword across his neck.
Hua Wuque changed color slightly, and said, "You... what are you doing?"
Xiao Yu'er pouted, and the rascal said: "Suicide! As long as you move your body, I will commit suicide immediately! Then you will never want to kill me yourself for the rest of your life."
Hua Wuque stayed there, he really didn't expect Xiao Yu'er to have so many tricks, just now he spit, now he commits suicide.
In terms of martial arts, Hua Wuque is much stronger, but in terms of emergency response, he is certainly not as good as the eccentric and scheming little fish.
Xiao Yu'er laughed loudly and said, "If you still want to kill me with your own hands, just stand there and don't move."
He stared at Hua Wuque, and stepped back step by step.Hua Wuque didn't know how to deal with this situation, so she stood still and watched Xiao Yu'er retreat further and further away.
Hua Wuque suddenly said urgently: "Jiang Xiaoyu...you stop quickly..."
He has already seen the abyss behind Xiao Yu'er.
Xiao Yu'er interrupted sharply: "Don't move! Otherwise, I will immediately..."
Hua Wuque was already sweating coldly on his forehead, and said loudly: "Stop quickly, be careful that behind you..."
He wanted to remind Xiao Yu'er that there was a cliff behind him, but before he finished speaking, Xiao Yu'er had slipped and fell.
……
After Jiang Yulang went down the mountain, he hurriedly prepared his horse and hurried to Murong Mountain Villa. He, the groom-to-be, hadn't been seen for seven days in a row, and he didn't know what would happen.
It was different from the procrastination when he came here, he didn't stop all the way, and arrived at Murong Villa in less than three days.
As soon as he entered, a servant yelled loudly: "Young Master Jiang, you are back."
Jiang Yulang went straight into the main hall, and met his father Jiang Biehe and the owner of Murong Village.
After seeing the ceremony.
His cheap father began to scold: "This kid is really, what did he say he wanted to surprise Miss Jiu, and he disappeared for so many days at once."
Mrs. Murong smiled and said: "Hero Jiang, don't talk about it, the relationship between the two of them is really good, it's not that Yulang hasn't come back for a few days, and our Jiu'er went out to find him, ha ha."
Mrs. Murong really complied with that sentence, the mother-in-law looked at her son-in-law more and more pleasing to her eyes.
Jiang Yulang was at a loss.How did Murong Jiu explain it to everyone!
After dealing with a large group of people in Murong Villa, before his feet touched the ground, he was dragged by his father to have a private chat.
Father Biehe said earnestly: "Yulang, father knows that you like to play tricks to please girls, and this time you go out to surprise Miss Jiu, but you are getting married soon, so don't be so rash in the future. By the way, This time we are getting married, the owner and I intend to make it bigger, you go back to Jiangnan to prepare, and I will discuss some details with the owner, and then I will go back." After finishing speaking, let him rest for a while, and sent him to pack up and go back Jiangnan.
"Young Master Hua, I have sent Nine Girls back."
Before he left, he heard a notification.
Jiang Biehe said: "Yulang, go and see Miss Nine before leaving."
"Yes, Dad."
Haha, I don't know how Murong reacted when he saw him!
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Jiang Yulang walked through the garden, stepped onto the corridor, and saw Hua Wuque standing in a corner of the courtyard from afar.
He just stood there casually, but he was indescribably chic and elegant.
Jiang Yulang was suffocated when he saw it, and the secret path really lived up to its reputation of perfection, so people couldn't take their eyes off it.
With a smile on his face, Jiang Yulang stepped forward to say hello: "Wu Que, what are you doing here?"
Hua Wuque stepped forward with a smile: "I'll wait for you here."
"Wait for me?" Jiang Yulang asked in surprise.
"Well, I'm going back to Yihua Palace to return to my mission. I just dropped by to send Nine Girls back, and I specially bid farewell to you."
"Return to Yihua Palace?" Jiang Yulang suddenly remembered that Hua Wuque came out to walk the rivers and lakes to kill Xiao Yu'er, and now he wants to go back and return to his life. Could it be that Xiao Yu'er has already been killed by him? Very ah!He opened his mouth in surprise and said, "You killed Xiao Yu'er?"
Hua Wuque looked away, and changed the subject by the way: "Are you familiar with Jiang Xiaoyu?"
Jiang Yulang raised his eyebrows and asked, "Why do you ask that?"
Hua Wuque looked back, met Shangjiang Yulang's bright black eyes, and asked, "I saw Xiao Yu'er on Mount Emei, he said you don't care about Murong Jiu at all, do you?"
Jiang Yulang wondered: Does this have something to do with whether he is familiar with Xiao Yuer?
Why did he suddenly ask such an abrupt question, Hua Wuque was stunned.
Without waiting for Jiang Yulang to answer, he hurriedly said, "Miss Nine is crazy, you should go and see her first."
After all, he turned around and left, as if he was running away.
Hua Wuque didn't understand what was wrong with him, his thoughts were in chaos.
He only knew that when he didn't see him for a few days, he would miss him inexplicably. He probably regarded him as a good friend.But why when he heard Jiang Xiaoyu say that Jiang Yulang didn't care about Murong Jiu at all, he was secretly happy; when he saw that Murong Jiu was crazy, he thought secretly that they probably wouldn't get married.
He will eagerly want to know, does he care about Murong Jiu?
"Wu Que——" Jiang Yulang called out, strange, he left just as he said, and he hasn't answered yet.
What kind of garlic sprout is Murong Jiu!
However, he and Xiao Yu'er are probably very familiar.
But that woman Murong Jiu is crazy!This is unlikely.Could it be that he and Xiao Yu'er pretended to be ghosts and scared Murong Jiu crazy? Murong Jiu's psychological quality looks very tough, why?
He wants to see what Murong Jiu looks like when he is crazy.
Jiang Yulang was thinking secretly in his heart while walking towards Murong Jiu's boudoir.
Murong Jiu's boudoir was in chaos at this moment.
Murong Jiu sat on the bed, his eyes glazed over, trembling and screaming from time to time.
Murong Zhengde, the owner of the Murong family, his wife, and Murong Jiu's eight sisters all looked scorched. Even Zhang Jing, who was scared away by Jiang Yulang that day, surrounded Murong Jiu at this moment, calling out cautiously: "Jiu Sister, Jiumei, do you still recognize me?"
Murong Jiu didn't seem to hear it, and still muttered to himself: "Ghost, there is a ghost..."
Village Master Murong sighed: "How did she get married like this!"
The owner's wife glared and said: "It's this time, how can I care so much! The most important thing now is as long as our Jiu'er is fine!" A light flashed in Murong Jiu's eyes when he heard this sentence , but no one noticed.
Murong Shanshan received: "That's right, Dad, we have to wait until Jiumei recovers from her illness to decide whether to get married or not."
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A servant girl came in to announce: "Villa Master, madam, Young Master Jiang is here to ask Miss Nine."
"This...stop him, and say that Jiu'er is sick and it's difficult to see guests." The owner's wife said decisively.Although she said whether to talk about getting married or not, she cared very much in her heart, if news of Murong Jiu's madness spread, it would be difficult to get married.
"Yes." The servant girl responded and was about to step back.
"Stop." Village Master Murong stopped the servant girl, shook his head and said helplessly, "Let him come in, the playboy who brought Jiu'er back already knows about Jiumei's madness, so it probably won't be long."
A scream followed Jiang Yulang into the room.
Murong Jiu, whose mood had stabilized a little earlier, now began to struggle violently again: ""Death-seeking ghost...life-seeking ghost...you are a life-seeking ghost! ..."
Jiang Yulang glanced at Murong Jiu, and then bowed to everyone in the room.
"Jiumei, what's the matter?" Jiang Yulang pretended to be surprised.
The owner of Murong Village frowned, and sighed: "As my nephew saw, Jiu'er must have been haunted by a ghost and went crazy." Then he sighed, "Hey, we won't burden your nephew anymore, later Let's discuss about retiring the engagement."
Jiang Yulang hurriedly said: "What did the owner say? Why would I not want Jiumei because she is crazy? I will treat him even better in the future."
If others found out that he was crazy because of Murong Jiu and abandoned her, he wouldn't be drowned by the spittle stars!Even if he wanted to retire, he wouldn't choose this timing!
"Well said, Yulang." Jiang Biehe hurried over when he heard the news, and just in time to hear Jiang Yulang's words, he glanced at Jiang Yulang with a little relief, then clasped his fists at the owner of Murong Village and said, "Zhuang Lord, please take back the words of retiring the engagement quickly, isn't this trapping Biehe in an unrighteous place!"
Master Murong went on to say: "But if our ninth younger sister marries, it will be a drag on your son. This..."
Jiang Yulang hastily stepped forward to express his opinion: "It is Yulang's blessing to marry Jiumei. I believe that as long as we hire more famous doctors, Jiumei will recover soon."
Immediately after another statement that seemed to be from the heart but was actually a polite statement, the result finally came to fruition: not only will the marriage not be terminated, but the marriage will be brought forward.
Before leaving, Jiang Yulang walked slowly in front of Murong Jiu, and said with a "gentle" smile on his lips, "Jiumei, you will definitely get better, don't worry, I will take care of you in the future."
After saying these words, Jiang Yulang obviously felt a sharp light flash in Murong Jiu's eyes.
He believed that it was true that Murong Jiu was frightened into unconsciousness at the beginning of Mount Emei, but he never believed that Murong Jiu would be frightened mad.
Heh, I'm not crazy!
Murong Jiu casually grabbed the pillow beside him, threw it at Jiang Yulang, and screamed, "You evil ghost, don't touch me, go away..." Murong Shanshan hurriedly held down Murong Jiu, and rushed to Jiang Yulang He smiled apologetically.
Jiang Yulang flashed the pillow, and Shi Shiran left Murong Jiu's boudoir.
On the way back, Jiang Biehe sighed: "Yulang, I have wronged you, I have to marry the crazy Murong Jiu."
Jiang Yulang said with a smile: "This matter has something to do with the reputation of our Jiang family, no matter what she is, I will marry her." Then he said seriously: "What's more, I suspect that Murong Jiu is not crazy at all!"
Jiang Biehe said seriously: "You mean Murong Jiu is pretending to be crazy?"
"Yes."
"Why is she pretending to be crazy?"
"I think she doesn't want to marry me." Jiang Yulang sighed.
Jiang Biehe said: "How come? My son is so good that women would want to marry him." In Jiang Biehe's heart, there is no doubt that his son is popular with girls. I am afraid that only Jiang Feng's resurrection will surpass him...
The problem is that Murong Jiu is not a woman!Jiang Yulang complained secretly in his heart.
Then, he narrates what Murong Jiu did to him, deleted or deleted.
Jiang Biehe's eyes flickered: "Since she is pretending to be crazy, it's easier to handle. Yulang, you go home and prepare everything for the wedding, and let Master Murong know our sincerity, and I'll come back later."
"Understood, father." Jiang Yulang responded.
After Jiang Biehe found out that Murong Jiu was pretending to be crazy, he went to find the owner of Murong the next day.
Jiang Biehe said: "Master, Bie He found out about a folk prescription yesterday, which should be able to cure Nine Miss's madness."
The owner of Murong Village was moved: "That's really a big thank you to Brother Jiang."
Jiang Biehe smiled and said, "Don't say any words of thanks, Nine Girls will soon be Yulang's wife, so don't be too polite about your family."
Master Murong nodded repeatedly.
Jiang Biehe said: "Then let's go see Nine Girls now."
"Please--"
When he came to Murong Jiu's room, Murong Jiu was still the same as yesterday, whenever he saw someone coming, he screamed and struggled.
Jiang Biehe stepped forward quickly, then raised his hand, and slapped Murong Jiu four times across the face.
For a moment, everyone in the Murong family was stunned.
He had no choice but to let Jiang Yulang marry Murong Jiu because of the power of the Murong family. This doesn't mean that Murong Jiu can kill his only son!
Murong Jiu covered his face with his hands, his face turned cold, and said coldly: "You dare to hit me."
But Jiang Biehe was overjoyed and said: "Vendor Master, Jiu Miss is really cured, this folk remedy really works!"
At this moment, Jiang Biehe calmly said: "Miss Nine, I'm sorry. The old man also heard from others that he was terrorized by a ghost, and he only needs to slap him twice to wake him up, so he rashly shot."
Murong Jiu couldn't find anything to say for a long time, he just had a cold face.
Master Murong was obviously not aware of the situation, and thanked him: "It's okay, I have to thank Brother Bie He, otherwise I don't know when Jiu'er will get well."
The rest of the Murong family followed suit and thanked them again and again.
Murong Jiu was out of breath, but she still couldn't get angry.She pretended to be crazy in order to escape the marriage, but she didn't expect that the marriage was not retired, but brought forward instead.Since the divorce was unsuccessful, she planned to return to normal in the next few days, but she didn't expect to return to "normal" like this!
Jiang Yulang, who was on the way, didn't know that his father was avenging him.He was riding leisurely through a forest.
This place is almost entering Emei. He just rushed back from Emei a few days ago, but he didn't expect to come back now.
If you want to go to Jiangnan, you must pass through Sichuan and pass by Emei.
Why did he bother to come here, just when Jiang Yulang was slandering, a voice came, vaguely.
"Help me..."
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The cry for help came intermittently from the grass beside him.
"Journey to the West" tells us that when a woman calls for help in an uninhabited woods, don't go there, that woman must be a monster.
But it is undeniable, which man does not have a tendency to heroism?Especially the plot of the hero saving the beauty.
Jiang Yulang knew it was wrong, so he got off his horse and walked towards the grass.
Pushing aside the grass, I saw a young woman in a light green dress with a camellia planted obliquely on her temples, fell to the ground, shouting "Help" with a scorched face.
The young woman in the green skirt has both the tenderness and timidity of a girl, and the charm and coquettishness of a young woman.The camellias on the sideburns reflected her scorched face, but it also had a special charm.
Is this an affair?
"Madam, may I ask what happened? Is there anything I can do to help?" Jiang Yulang stepped forward and asked politely.
The young woman in the green dress seemed to be shocked, with tears in her eyes: "Young man, my ankle is sprained and I can't walk anymore."
It's just a sprained ankle that needs to be shouted for help!And such a beautiful young woman actually appeared alone in the wilderness!Jiang Yulang was suspicious, and then asked: "Madam, why did you appear here?"
The young woman in the green dress had bright eyes, sighed, and continued: "I was out to play with my husband, but I encountered robbers on the road, and because of my husband's desperate protection, I was able to escape, but when I escaped here, my foot sprained .Young man, can you take me home?"
"Of course." Jiang Yulang felt that the eyes of the young woman in the green dress in front of him were shining, charming, and fragile. In the blink of an eye, the boundless pride and desire to protect were aroused in his heart, and he agreed without hesitation.
"But my ankle is sprained, young hero, can you help me?" The young woman in the green skirt spoke softly, like spring melting ice and snow, making people feel happy physically and mentally.
"That offends." Jiang Yulang reached out to help.
The young woman in the green skirt stood up slowly with Jiang Yulang's hand, but suddenly she made a wrong footstep and was about to fall again. Jiang Yulang hurriedly pulled her into his arms, and the young woman in the green skirt leaned over, but the momentum continued, and Jiang Yulang was thrown straight He also fell to the ground.
As soon as Jiang Yulang fell to the ground, he suddenly came back to his senses. He was still wondering why the young woman in the green skirt had left just as she wanted with two or three words.He secretly heightened his vigilance.
The young woman in the green skirt leaned on Jiang Yulang's body, raised her eyebrows slightly, and called softly, "Young man, are you alright?"
"It's okay." Although Ruanyu Wenxiang embraced Jiang Yulang with his arms full, he felt something was wrong.
The young woman in the green skirt continued: "I'm really tired and hungry, and I can't lift my feet up. Could you please carry me on your back?"
Jiang Yulang smiled and said, "Wait a minute."
Immediately, he pushed away the young woman in green skirt who was pressing on him, got up and led the horse over.
He must stay away from this young woman, as long as he talks to her, his mind will flutter, which is too abnormal.He is not a boy who has never seen a woman, on the contrary, he has been in brothels for many years, how could he be so unfocused?
"Madam, please get on your horse."
The young woman in the green skirt smiled lightly and said, "Don't always call me 'this lady', it's too unfamiliar, you can call me Mrs. Xiao. Oh! Damn me, why haven't you asked the young hero your name yet? "
Jiang Yulang also smiled and replied, "I'm going to Jiang Yulang."
When Jiang Yulang heard that she called herself Miss Xiao, he suddenly realized.
She turned out to be Xiao Mimi, who is known as "'Awesome people don't pay for their lives'" in the "Top Ten Villains"! It is rumored that Xiao Mimi is the best at seduction, and anyone who is fascinated by her will disown her relatives and only want to be happy with her. No wonder I have been in a state of mind just now In a daze, Xiao Mimi's charm skills are not something he can resist at all, and fortunately he often goes to brothels and Chu houses, so he is already somewhat immune to beauties.
It is rumored that Xiao Mimi often kidnaps beautiful boys, so doesn't that mean that she is also considered a beautiful boy?Then he is Xiao Mimi's prey now?
Jiang Yulang diverted his attention wildly, lest his mind be captured by Xiao Mimi's sound waves.
He already knew that she was casting a charm, so he must stay awake, but the voice was so beautiful and sweet that he couldn't bear to listen to it, and couldn't bear to interrupt it.
Finally walking out of the woods, Jiang Yulang breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.
When I came to the town, I found an inn and arranged two upper rooms.
After sending Xiao Mimi into the guest room, Jiang Yulang smiled politely and said, "Miss Xiao, go and rest first, we are leaving tomorrow."
That's right, let's take a rest now, he's so easy to run around!Jiang Yulang said silently in his heart.
When he guessed that the young woman in the green skirt was Xiao Mimi, he was ready to run away. He didn't want to be a member of Xiao Mimi's pomegranate skirt!But he also knew that his martial arts were by no means Xiao Mimi's opponent, so he had to stabilize her first, and then slipped away at night.
"Wait." Xiao Mimi stretched out her hand suddenly, pulled Jiang Yulang into the room, and closed the door by the way.
Jiang Yulang's eyebrows twitched, wouldn't it be ooxx tonight?
Slowing down, he asked, "What's wrong?"
"My head hurts so much!" Xiao Mimi frowned slightly, with tears in her eyes.
"Then let me call the doctor for you." After Jiang Yulang finished speaking, he was about to open the door and go out. It would be terrible to stay here for a moment longer!
"Ouch!" Xiao Mimi's body suddenly softened, and she stuck to Jiang Yulang's body, her red lips parted slightly: "No, just help me to bed and rest."
Jiang Yulang helplessly put her on the bed.
"Thank you young man." Xiao Mimi's eyes turned softly.
The beauty showed her affection, her eyes brightened, but Jiang Yulang didn't have any intention of appreciating it, and just wanted to leave quickly.
Still concerned, he asked, "Are you alright?"
"It's better now, but I suddenly feel very cold again. If you don't believe me, touch my hand." Xiao Mimi spoke softly, took Jiang Yulang's hand to cover hers and asked, "Is it very cold?"
With such an obvious hint, Jiang Yulang is not a fool, of course he can see it.What's more, Xiao Mimi's charming skills are fully activated, and she is even more charming at this time, as if she can reach another world just by looking into her full eyes.
Jiang Yulang shouted "Damn" in his heart, while pretending to be stupid and said: "Then, I will cover you with a quilt."
Xiao Mimi held his hand tightly, rubbed it lightly, and said lazily: "I heard that the human body is the warmest. Would you like to give me some warmth?"
This is already Hong Guoguo's flirting.Jiang Yulang sighed in his heart.
He coughed lightly, "I'll get you a cup of hot water."
"Hmph, idiot!" Xiao Mimi shouted lightly, and then lightly waved the silk handkerchief in her hand, a burst of red mist came out in the air, Jiang Yulang immediately felt the chaos in his mind, and he tried to stay awake, but in the end he couldn't to the ground.
Xiao Mimi's bright eyes were gentle, her smile rose and she sighed softly: "This time the harvest is very good!"
Jiang Yulang opened his eyes again, and saw the exquisite bed curtain with dragons and phoenixes painted on the top of his head, and the bed under him was also extremely soft and comfortable. When he stood up and looked around, the utensils everywhere were also extremely luxurious.
Could this be Xiao Mimi's underground palace?
"Hehe, are you awake?" a voice asked lazily.
Jiang Yulang looked at Xiao Mimi who came in style, different from the young woman next door's attire just now, Xiao Mimi was dressed very hot at this time, wearing a red apron embroidered with peonies and a close-fitting red skirt, wearing a With a red cloak, the whole person looks enchanting and wild.She was barefoot, her body was like a weak willow, her steps were like floating clouds, and she exuded a charming aura, and she slowly came to Jiang Yulang.
Jiang Yulang looked at her looming amorous feelings, his heart was ready to move, and he secretly told himself to be more rational.Asked: "Where is this place?"
Xiao Mimi smiled and said: "This is my underground palace!" After she said that, she clapped her hands lightly, and then came in more than 20 teenagers wearing loose robes. Each of the teenagers was handsome and charming, but their faces were pale. Weary.
"See the queen!" came the neat voices of the teenagers, and saluted Xiao Mimi collectively.
Mimi Xiao said loudly, "Excuse me!"
The teenagers saluted collectively again: "Thank you Queen!"
"This is—" Although Jiang Yulang was mentally prepared, he was also stunned at this moment.This Xiao Mimi is really interesting, is she playing role-playing?
"They are all my concubines!" Xiao Mimi said loudly, then squinted at him: "Why? Men can have three wives and four concubines, but women can't have one?"
Jiang Yulang smiled and said, "Of course you can. Then, when you bring me back, do you also want me to be your concubine?"
Xiao Mimi smiled softly: "No." Then she tapped Jiang Yulang's chin, "You are so handsome, I brought you back to be my queen, how about it? Are you happy?"
Jiang Yulang twitched the corners of his mouth and said with a stiff expression, "Very happy."
Xiao Mimi turned her head and smiled at the teenagers in front: "I declare now - he is my queen, are you going to meet the queen soon?"
The teenagers saluted again: "See the queen!"
Since he couldn't leave, he simply played with her, wasn't it role-playing?Being a queen is really a novel experience!
"Excuse me." Jiang Yulang smiled lightly.
Xiao Mimi smiled charmingly: "Queen, should we..."
While talking, he brought Jiang Yulang back to the bed, and slowly put his hand into Jiang Yulang's clothes. Jiang Yulang pressed her hand, stared into her eyes and said seriously: "Queen, let's chat."
Xiao Mimi smiled and said, "What's the point of chatting, let's come..."
Jiang Yulang interrupted her, rather puzzled and said: "We're not very familiar yet, let's get to know each other first..."
Mimi Xiao blinked and said with a smile: "It's kind of interesting. The rumored 'Prince Charming' is really different."
Jiang Yulang asked in surprise, "You know me?"
Xiao Mimi smiled and said: "Of course I know. I heard that you are a frequent visitor to the brothel, and you often fascinate those girls to death, but I want you to fall in love with me."
Jiang Yulang raised the corner of his mouth and said with an evil smile, "I've already been fascinated by you."
Xiao Mimi was very interested and said excitedly: "That's great, let's come."
After finishing speaking, he stretched out his hand and continued to pull Jiang Yulang's belt.Jiang Yulang wanted to vomit blood, no matter what happened, Xiao Mimi would bring it up.
Jiang Yulang continued: "What's the point of just doing this kind of thing, let's play other things."
Xiao Mimi stopped laughing and said, "Sure enough, it's emotional. Then what are we playing?"
Jiang Yulang thought about it for a long time, but couldn't think of anything, so he had to bite the bullet and say: "Then let's have a drink."
Xiao Mimi smiled and said, "Okay."
After all, she ordered her beautiful boys to bring wine.
Women are actually very easy to coax, especially a love expert like Jiang Yulang who has been romantic for two generations, he is even more unequivocal when coaxing people, but he has always coaxed women to go to bed, and he has not exhausted all means to make himself not What about going to bed?
He made Xiao Mimi laugh constantly by his ramblings, which prevented her from bringing up the matter of going to bed. Of course, being molested by Xiao Mimi's legs during the period was ignored.To be honest, Xiao Mimi looks quite charming. If Jiang Yulang had turned into a wolf and pounced on him in the past, how could the flame in his heart be extinguished long ago when he saw the group of pale-faced teenagers with green eye circles? It's obvious that Xiao Mimi used the technique of nourishing, otherwise how could Xiao Mimi become more and more glorious.If he also does some adult things with Xiao Mimi, maybe he will become that ghostly.
The pearls in the underground palace were so bright that it was impossible to tell whether it was day or night. Jiang Yulang had already yawned several times. He was already tired, and he tried to coax Xiao Mimi with all his energy.
Xiao Mimi saw it, and said considerately: "Since the queen is tired, go to rest. I will look for you when you have rested enough."
After speaking, he winked at a young man and asked him to lead Jiang Yulang to rest.
Follow the boy to turn left and turn right, and come to a room, except that there is no window, the rest of the layout is no different from the usual house.
He fell asleep right away, coaxing a woman really is a physical effort!
When Jiang Yulang woke up again, he was woken up by someone.
"Queen, the queen is calling you."
Reluctantly got up, followed the young man who woke him up to the magnificent hall.
As soon as I entered the living room, I saw someone I knew. The person who came was Xiao Yu'er who fell off the cliff that day.
The two were surprised to see each other.
Jiang Yulang spoke first: "Queen, is he new here?"
Xiao Mimi actually comforted her and said, "Queen, don't worry, he is just a concubine and will not threaten you."
Xiao Yu'er's surprised eyes almost fell out, and he said loudly: "You said...he is the queen?"
Xiao Mimi smiled charmingly: "What? Are you jealous?"
She then turned to Jiang Yulang and said, "Queen, have you rested?"
Under Xiao Yuer's surprised eyes, Jiang Yulang said calmly, "Have a good rest."
Xiao Mimi's eyes lit up, and she said with a light smile, "Then let's come!"
At this time, Jiang Yulang sighed pretendingly: "Since ancient times, which queen has been favored? The queen should go to Linxing to favor the concubine!"
It's really great that Xiao Yu'er came, he can push Mimi Xiao into his arms!Jiang Yulang thought happily.
Xiao Yu'er understood what was going on in an instant. He grew up in the "Valley of the Wicked" and knew Xiao Mimi's situation very well, so of course he didn't want to accompany Xiao Mimi, so he pretended to be afraid and said, "What's wrong with Concubine Chong?" If I am favored, I don’t dare to confront the queen, what if the queen gets angry and wants to chop off my head? The queen should go to Linxing queen!"
The two declined left and right, giving in to each other, but with fire in their eyes, they both held the "idea that a dead friend will not die a poor man", and desperately recommended each other to Xiao Mimi.
Xiao Mimi seemed to enjoy this feeling very much, she smiled and said: "In this case, let's come together."
Jiang Yulang and Xiao Yuer suddenly petrified.
☆, 32 mysterious underground palace
Xiao Mimi lay sideways on the soft couch, her eyebrows were haunting, and she said lazily: "What are you waiting for? Come on."
Jiang Yulang and Xiao Yuer looked at each other.Neither of them moved.
Xiao Yuer blinked, and spoke first: "Queen, I've never done this kind of thing before, I can't, why don't you and the queen come first, and I'll observe and learn from the side?"
Jiang Yulang looked at Xiao Yu'er's innocent expression, the veins on his forehead twitched, what a joke, let him and Xiao Mimi come to the live version!Someone else is watching!
Jiang Yulang took two deep breaths, with a smirk on the corner of his mouth, stretched his voice, and fanned the flames: "How can observing be compared to being taught by the queen herself!""
Xiao Mimi gently propped herself up with her hands, and smiled softly at Xiao Yu'er, "Have you never slept with other women? Hehe, that's great, I like it. Come here, you don't want anything." You don't need to do it, just lie down obediently, I will teach you naturally, and I will let you know where is the most comfortable and softest place in the world later."
Jiang Yulang gave Xiao Yu'er a sympathetic look, and thought to himself, who told you to pretend to be innocent, don't you know that for Xiao Mimi, virgins are more tempting!But it seems that he is also a virgin now!
He tried his best to give himself a satisfactory first time, but he couldn't just ruin it in this woman's hands!If it was destroyed in the hands of this woman, wouldn't my life of an ascetic monk for the past few years be in vain?
Jiang Yulang secretly made up his mind to keep his innocence!
Xiao Yu'er dawdled in front of Xiao Mimi, before he could struggle again, Xiao Yu'er rolled up Xiao Yu'er onto the soft couch with a roll of Xiao Mimi's red cloak.Both of them were lying sideways on the bed, Xiao Mimi stretched out her white and smooth legs, intentionally or unintentionally rubbed against Xiao Yu'er's body, even touched Xiao Yu'er's chest with both hands, and swam away wantonly.
Jiang Yulang could already hear Xiao Yuer's panting, seeing this situation, he naturally planned to leave secretly.
He seems to vaguely remember the plot, there is a tunnel in the latrine, which can lead to the outside, and it seems that there are treasures and cheats inside.He used to think that being a person should not be too violent, so he didn't pay too much attention to martial arts, but the experience of these days made him fully realize how important it is to learn martial arts well!Then of course he has to take a good look at the martial arts cheats here.
In this situation, Xiao Mimi probably wouldn't have the energy to pay attention to his movements, which means he would have enough time to escape!
Jiang Yulang moved his feet while analyzing quickly in his brain, wanting to disappear quickly, but he didn't dare to make too much noise.
"Wait..." Jiang Yulang paused, thinking he was being called.
Looking back, I saw Xiao Mimi who was pressing Xiao Yuer under her body and asked with a spring face: "What's wrong?"
It was Xiao Yu'er who said "Wait" just now, it seems that he was not talking about himself, but Xiao Mimi.Jiang Yulang thought.
Mimi Xiao on the side had already thrown off her cloak, revealing her fair arms and her breasts that were partly visible. Xiao Yuer's outer shirt had also been torn off by Mimi Xiao, and her inner garment had been torn apart and hung on her body. This scene was extremely sensational. He gasped and said, "My stomach hurts, I want to go to the toilet!"
Xiao Mimi's face full of spring turned black immediately, "What, brat, you actually have to go to the toilet at this time, I forbid it!"
Dissatisfied men are violent, and dissatisfied women are even more violent.Xiao Mimi rejected Xiao Yuer's request on the spot, and continued to walk downstream, heading straight for Xiao Yuer
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