On the revolutionary friendship between the underworld and the underworld

Although the working environment in the underworld is not good and boring, the only interesting thing is that you can hear all kinds of unimaginable deeds during your lifetime. As the saying goes, there are all kinds of birds in the forest, so when there are more people of the same kind, all kinds of strange things will spring up like mushrooms coming.

For example, those kneeling down below wearing blue and white Qionghua faction school uniforms, A, B, B, D, and Ding, took a look at the accusations passed over from the first hall, well, not only did they look alike, but they also committed the same crime—killing all the monsters in the Phantom Night Demon Realm for no reason , Daoist heart is not right, trying to rise to immortality in the daytime, and the bad deeds are too numerous to write.

Even in the underworld, they clamored one after another that this was for the sake of righteousness. His Majesty picked out his ears and continued to recite the laws of the underworld without any ups and downs.

The Illusory Night Demon Realm and the Qionghua faction lost both sides in the first battle, so that the head of the Qionghua faction, old man Taiqing, just left his palace of the king of hell, followed by a group of small tricks.

This matter made the Jade Emperor quite displeased, and the Nine Heavens Xuannv enshrined by the Qionghua Sect was also dishonored. I just hope that the Qionghua Sect will stop thinking about taking shortcuts to become immortals in the future, otherwise... Ha ha.

Those who are not of my race must have a different heart. It is really ironic that a dignified and famous sect of immortality is so superficial.

Not long after, His Royal Highness Yama came another woman who was also taught by Qionghua, if counting, if she hadn't fled the Illusory Demon Realm with Wangshu Sword at that time, I'm afraid she really couldn't escape the catastrophe of extinction, she had kind thoughts in her heart She had never done anything evil in her life, so she was exempted from the punishment and sent her back in reincarnation.

Thank you, I remember that this was the last sentence she said when she left the Palace of Hell, and then she never went back to reincarnation.If everyone is so friendly and cooperative, then what would the underworld need to do with vicious ghost soldiers, His Majesty couldn't help thinking.

"Your Majesty, I'm back." I heard a distant sound like a loud bell shaking the ground, and then the tall judge, who was familiar with the way, strode into the palace door, lifted his robe and sat facing the top. Hades bowed.

"It's been said that the underworld is not like the mortal world, so you don't have to stick to etiquette." His Majesty frowned and then relaxed, "Forget it, the look of Guan Qing must have achieved a lot in this world."

"Your Majesty's eyes are as bright as a torch. I have indeed caught many evil spirits who have caused disasters in the world. They have been temporarily exiled to the Abyss of Exile. Please rest assured, Your Majesty."

"I don't have any worries about Qing's work. It's just that you really don't consider replacing the tenth hall king of Hades?"

The tall judge suddenly laughed heartily, patted his stomach and said: "Your Majesty loves you, but Zhong Kui's ass is only suitable for sitting on that ghost. If you sit on that high throne If you can't sit still, you might slip and fall, Your Majesty, you should find someone else."

"After so many years in the underworld, I'm good at it, not to mention the skill of my mouth."

"How dare, how dare, this is all in honor of His Majesty"

"..." Are you praising or hurting others.

"By the way, I just passed under the Naihe Bridge and happened to meet these people together. They were acting sneaky and didn't seem to be doing serious business, so I caught them all and brought them to the front of the palace to ask your Majesty to make a decision." Zhong Kui said coldly. With a snort, as soon as he pulled the lock rope in his hand, a string of objects flew in with a whimper, and fell to the ground with a clatter.

"Ouch, little brother, you kicked my eye!"

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!"

"I said that it didn't hurt at all when I fell. It turned out that my brothers were cushioning it. Thank you very much."

"Don't talk nonsense, you guys are going to walk away from me, ouch, my waist is so precious..."

The three below are ghost pawns ABC who look very characteristic of the underworld. The one on the top is wearing a coarse peasant uniform and is translucent all over. There is no doubt that he is just an ordinary ghost that cannot be more ordinary.

[Gululu——]

During the struggle, a few dice rolled out from the ghost in rough clothes, spun a few times and rolled to the feet of Hades. grimace.

"Damn --! Damn it!!!" X3

"Aren't you ghosts too, howling..."

"Yes, we are also ghosts, why do we have to scream?"

"I heard it was Ding Ding who called me first! It was him!"

"Nonsense! It was Jiajia who called me first! Hey, why is Jiajia silent?"

"Jiajia seemed to faint from fright..."

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Several blue veins popped up on Zhong Kui's forehead, and the rope in his hand slapped to the ground, all four of them fell silent immediately: "Your Majesty, how dare you make noise!"

"I remember you, you are ghost soldiers under the command of King Qin Guang." At first sight, His Majesty felt that these ghost soldiers looked familiar, but after careful thought, he remembered them.

These three ghost soldiers were close brothers of different surnames. The ghost soldier named Jiajia was framed and died in the prison. The other two were filled with righteous indignation and came to the door for the theory. Unexpectedly, they were also sent to Huangquan Road. Your Majesty pitied them for letting them go. The ghost pawns who have been in the underworld have not caused any trouble so far, not to mention fulfilling their duties, but now the ghost pawns who supervise the ghosts are mixed with the people under supervision. Let's play together.

"Ahem, Your Majesty, I will take these ghost soldiers to King Qin Guang to deal with them." Zhong Kui interjected as soon as he saw King Hades stretching out his hand, joking that there are outsiders here, and His Majesty would do anything when he gambled. If you are exposed, quickly pull the person away, so as not to cause trouble.

"Go..." Wait until he was about to say something, but Zhong Kui interrupted him so much that he couldn't remember it. Forget it, it shouldn't be a big deal.

Zhong Kui had to order the traitor among the ghost pawns to be taken out from the rope, and he tied up three ghost pawns and went back to collect the crime. King Qin Guang was a typical knife-mouthed bean curd heart, and the three ghost pawns could at most be boiled in the oil pan once. It will be released, don't worry.

The ghost thrown out by Zhong Kui didn't care and patted his butt and stood up. Seeing that his superiors didn't respond to such a disrespectful gesture, he stepped forward and asked:

"You are the King of Hades? It's nice to hear the voice alone. Isn't it hot that you all wear masks?"

Unlike those whose legs were weak when they didn't enter the palace of the king of hell, this is a bold ghost, but it suits his appetite.

"Yun Tianqing, a person from Yunjia Village in Huangshan, was stubborn since childhood, joined the Kunlun Qionghua School, and later defected to the Qionghua School with his junior sister Suyu who carried the Wangshu sword, and lived in Qingluan Peak. "

His Majesty closed the life and death book, and looked at the ghost in front of him who was stunned by his words. Judging from the fact that he was still so glib after death, he must not have been a role of An Sheng before he was alive, and of course that was the case.

"It is said that everything that a person has done during his lifetime in the underworld will be listed in the booklet to wait for the trial of the king of Hades in the Ten Palaces. The old man in the village really does not deceive me, so people like me will be sentenced to that level What about hell? Go to the oil pan or go up the mountain of knives, or use a saw to saw the body from top to bottom?" The ghost Buyun Tianqing put away his surprise and shook his head with a wry smile. I don't know if his bad deeds can be written in that little book.

It's a pity that Yun Tianqing's thinking is wrong. It's impossible for a person to live a lifetime without making any mistakes, and they should be punished for doing evil. But when they do evil deeds unconsciously, they also do good deeds inadvertently. Maybe they don't even know it But they will be liquidated one by one in the underworld, so that the punishment for evil can be offset with good. For example, after death, a person who has committed a heinous crime cannot completely offset the evil with his little good left, and he will be punished by the King of Hades. With this screening, the underworld has long been overwhelmed by imprisoned dead ghosts.

Although Yun Tianqing is a reckless person, he is pure and kind-hearted, and it is not uncommon for him to be a hero in his lifetime. After the conversion, he can also be arranged to die in a good family like his wife Suyu. It is reasonable to say that according to his situation, he should have been taken away long ago. The person from the well of reincarnation, why is he still wandering around the ghost world?

"Why don't you die"

"I'm waiting for someone"

"What if he doesn't come?"

"Then I will wait for him in the underworld forever..."

I want to... apologize to him personally.

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"That person just now..."

"It's my permission. If he wants to wait, let him wait."

"...The minister knows"

The king's heart is unpredictable, and sometimes even Zhao Pan, who has followed His Majesty the longest, can't guess his mind. His Majesty seems to be a perfect fusion of countless contradictions, which is unpredictable.

Just like now, His Majesty just had a deep expression on his face, but his next move was to take out the drawing paper and pick up a brush to draw. The painting was nothing but His Majesty's favorite peach.

One peach tree after another appeared on the drawing paper. His Majesty reached into the drawing paper, picked one and stuffed it into his mouth. Then he glanced at the drawing paper and felt that there was still something missing. Next to the peach tree, painted houses, rural areas, fish ponds, waterwheels and streams, and nominated the picture of Taoyuan Xianju, and threw it into A-Gump's back basket after painting.

A-Gump put down his back basket and counted the scrolls drawn by his master. There are hundreds of scrolls in total, all of which were impulsive. For example, this picture overlooking Huashan Mountain was drawn by His Majesty to see the snow. For example, this picture of playing animals in a bamboo forest is His Majesty. It was drawn to tease Gun Gun, for example... In short, no one can understand His Majesty's brain circuit.

But for some reason, His Majesty, who is good at Danqing, has never drawn people, and no one dares to ask His Majesty, and he will not tell. Over time, it has become an irrelevant secret.

His Majesty walked out of the Hall of the King of Hell with a bosom full of peaches in his arms. As usual, it was his job to inspect the hells every hundred years. When he was busy, he would watch the surveillance video in the Hall of the King of Hell, and when he was free, he would come out to stroll around in person. Walking around, there are many strangers who want to enter the underworld from Fengdu every day. Although most of the ghost soldiers who are seen are knocked out and thrown out, there are always a few fish that slip through the net.

The long bone bridge leads directly to the Hall of Impermanence, and all the ghost guards are busy seducing their souls into the mortal world, so there are only a few ghost soldiers in charge of guarding around, and when the ghost soldiers yawn and yawn, they suddenly see a piece of black robes Fei Guo hurriedly picked up his weapon, changed his tired demeanor, raised his head and chest like a young white poplar in the wind, and stood on his post without looking aside. The leader came to check the post in person, can you not show more!Maybe His Majesty will let them be promoted if they are pleasing to the eye.

Swinging away a group of ghost soldiers, His Majesty approached the Hall of Impermanence alone, and stopped at a clump of shadowy branches. The two ghost soldiers in charge of guarding beside the shadowy branches quickly knelt down and saluted. Seeing that His Majesty did not respond, the two Ghostly retreated from the figure. Generally speaking, the reason why His Majesty Hades didn't respond was that he didn't notice them at all, as long as he walked away by himself so as not to disturb His Majesty's meditation.

Taking off the mask, looking at Yiyingzhi, His Majesty began his daily meditation (fa) thinking (dai), thinking about why the peaches in the world are not as delicious as the flat peaches sent by Qing'e.

Suddenly His Majesty moved his ears, changed his shape, and stretched out his hand to hold down a little thief's hand that was stretched towards the shadow branch. The owner of the little thief's hand turned pale with fright, subconsciously broke free from control and took a few steps back, and put his weapon Emei stab in front of him Putting on a defensive movement, a pair of big smart eyes looked at the man in black who suddenly appeared beside her in a panic.

She was already very careful, why would she still be found, and the person in black was obviously on the other side of the shadow branch just now, how could it be...

"Lingsha, are you alright!" A little savage in fur came out from nowhere, aggressively blocking the woman in red who had just stolen Yiying Branch, followed by a young man in a blue and white school uniform of the Qionghua school He also rushed over from the side and also stood in front of the two of them. Seeing the other's appearance, the young man couldn't help but reduce his sword intent a little bit.

"I... I'm fine... I'm just a little scared..." The woman in red, who was called Lingsha by her companion, patted her chest and stood up with a limp leg. It was the first time she had been so frightened in so many years in the thieves industry. The tone was so frightened that he almost didn't come up.

"Hey Lingsha, it's good that you're fine..." Seeing that his companion was fine, the little wild man scratched his head with a smirk, then stood up and held his sword and said to the man in black opposite him, "Hey, who are you? Daddy said you bullied me!" It's wrong for girls, um, it's wrong even for girls to bully girls!"

girls?Where are there other girls besides the girl in red?His Majesty looked around, and looked at the three people of unknown origin opposite him with a puzzled expression.

"Hey, hey, Yun Tianhe, you big idiot, do you have eyes on your head to vent your anger?" The woman in red also stood up when she heard this, stomped her feet unbearably, pointed at the person opposite and said loudly: "Which eye do you see?" So he is a girl?!"

"In this way, it seems that he does not have soft breasts like Lingsha's, but Dad also said that some girls' breasts are small and can't be seen if there are too many clothes." The little savage Yun Tianhe was still naive Wu Xie pointed to the part below the neck of the woman in red and said solemnly: "Don't worry, Lingsha's chest is soft and big, I can tell it's a girl at a glance."

"You...you! I'm so mad!" The red-clothed woman's face turned black and red, and immediately gave the little savage a hard shudder.

"Oh, it hurts, Lingsha, why did you hit me again? Dad said that girls like to be praised for their big breasts..."

"Shut up! Don't mention your father!"

The two started bickering again and again, completely forgetting the scene they were in now. The sword-wielding young man in Qionghua school uniform held his forehead helplessly, and he put away the sword and bowed his hand to His Majesty.

"I'm Murong Ziying, and the other two are... my companion Han Lingshayun Tianhe. I made a mistake in the previous matter. I hope you can forgive them and don't embarrass them."

"Little Ziying, why are you causing trouble? I, Han Lingsha, do everything by myself. Since I am not as good as others and missed Yiyingzhi, then I should be punished." The woman in red winked at the other two. , indicating that they go first, and she has her own way to stop.

It's a pity that a certain little savage couldn't understand the meaning in his companion's eyes, and asked in confusion, "Lingsha, what's wrong with you, are your eyes uncomfortable? Why are you blinking at us?"

【this!Home!Partner!Hopeless! 】Han Lingsha's blood surged up, and she wanted to spray blood on her teammate's face.

"Hmph, if you want to fight, fight. There is only one person over there. We have one... two... three, three of us! Aren't we afraid we won't be able to beat him!" The little savage drew his bow and put his sword on it, his eyes sharpened.

Nonsense, if it wasn't obvious at a glance that the strength gap between the two sides was too big, how could they think about how to escape?

"..." As the companion of the pig teammate, Murong Ziying and Han Lingsha were under a lot of pressure.

"Yiying branch?" His Majesty stretched out his hand and folded off a black branch, and moved his fingers to check it in front of his eyes. The underworld is full of such pitch-black plants, not to mention not beautiful. It seems that it takes up a lot of space, and someone wants to steal this thing?

As powerful as His Majesty no longer needs the ability of Yiyingzhi to travel through the six realms, so Yiyingzhi is just a broken branch that is not even a wooden armor material in his eyes.

"You can take it if you want, but I... I have a condition." His Majesty looked at the baggage of several people, and the little savage suddenly had a bad feeling.

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"Osmanthus hibiscus cake and ginkgo porridge with hundreds of dates from Taiping Village, Huaiwang Fish Soup and Bagongshan Tofu from Shouyang City, fried rice noodles and drunk dates from Chenzhou, hand-picked rice and milk tea from Boxian Town, and finally Jimo's fermented wine and red and green eight-treasure rice, huh... finally finished." Han Lingsha wiped the sweat from her brow, turned her head and looked suspiciously at the little savage who was holding his chest tightly and never let go: "Hey Tianhe, you really don't have any Yet?"

"..." A little savage didn't speak.

"Hmph! I knew you must still be hiding it, don't talk nonsense, hurry up and bring it!" After saying that, Han Lingsha rushed to the little savage, trying to pull the little savage's skirt.

Amidst the background sounds of "Daddy said" and "men and women are not intimate", His Majesty took a sip of the fermented wine produced in Jimo with his left hand and took a bite of the hibiscus osmanthus cake produced in Taiping Village with his right hand. Murong Ziying stretched out his hand He hesitated to speak, and finally swallowed the words, leaving only a string of ellipses.

Finally, Han Lingsha pulled out the last few drunk dates from the little savage's arms, and the little savage, who had lost all his snacks, hugged his knees aggrievedly and sniffed.

"Okay, don't cry, you see, in exchange we got such a large pile of Yiying branches, isn't it very cost-effective." Han Ling looked at the money, almost drooling at the Yiying branches in front of him, Excluding the three branches that were used to find Mengli in the Illusionary Demon Realm, the rest only needed to buy this small Yiying branch that could pass through the six realms on the black market, and they would make a fortune.

"I don't know if doing this will affect your Excellency..." Murong Ziying looked ashamed as she watched the main trunk of the shadow branch being chopped off, although one could guess that the man in black in front of her was probably somewhere in the ghost world Is it really okay for a taller person to chop off a whole tree and trade it for food with the living...

"It doesn't matter" These Yiying branches are nothing compared to delicious food, and they won't use Yiying branches to do bad things, right? The person who can let the old bug from Buzhou Mountain let him in, what does he have? Don't worry.

"When you go to Fengdu, don't forget to bring the spicy chicken and Mengpo porridge there." The implication is that Yiyingzhi is not given for free, and the task of the courier is entrusted to you.

"Okay, no problem!" Han Lingsha agreed in one gulp. She thought it would be good to get three branches, but she didn't expect to get a whole tree's branches. After counting, there were hundreds of branches!

"Who is your Excellency? Can you tell me your name?" Seeing Han Lingsha's willingness to agree, Murong Ziying couldn't help asking, so that in the future, he will be rewarded.

"Yes, yes, after the ghost world is so big, how can I find you if I bring something with me?" Han Lingsha became worried after thinking about it carefully.

"My name is not known to you now, as for how to find me..." His Majesty took out a beautifully carved beast-shaped seal from his sleeve and threw it to the three of them. How to do."

"Thank you... Where's the person?" The three of them took the seal and looked up to thank the person in front of them, but they disappeared.

"It must be that he has gone back, then what are we going to do after we finish getting the Yiying Branch?"

"Now that I have these shadowy branches, I can go back to the sun in a short time, so I can leave at any time."

"Wait, I still have to go to another place... I just heard that the two ghost soldiers said that there is a place called the mirror platform nearby. As long as you miss it sincerely, you can see the souls of the dead relatives. Of course, you must return Those who have not been reincarnated...I really want to see my uncle..."

"Is it true that I can see my dead relatives? Then I also want to see my father... I have a lot of questions to ask him!"

So the two turned their longing gazes to their little uncle Murong Ziying. Murong Ziying was uncomfortable being looked at by them: "You... don't look at me, although I don't want to make troubles, but if you all want to go there, I can only accompany you .

"Really?!"

"Hee hee~ Little Ziying, I knew you were the best!"

"…………"

"Bullshit!"