On the revolutionary friendship between the underworld and the underworld

Once the holy war is over, everyone in the underworld is extremely tired, and all the demon stars, big or small, have laid off their employees, leaving only a few more capable people such as Minos, Aiagos, and Ladamandis to continue working in the underworld. Such 250 years of jihad gap, who has time to care about these violent people who are full of brains, you say the underworld is not short of money?No matter how poor the underworld is, it doesn't need money or support idlers!

So they reincarnated early, they have been doing this since ancient times, but this year is different, the always gloomy and incomprehensible underworld actually held a banquet!It is still a daily feast!

Hearing this news, the demon stars were stunned for a moment, then threw away their heavy underworld clothes and happily celebrated this rare event in the underworld.

"Why do you think Lord Hades suddenly thought of rewarding our subordinates?" Minos said lazily, shaking his wine glass on the seat dedicated to the Big Three.

"Huh? You don't know?!" Aiagos, with a chicken leg stuffed in his mouth, looked at his colleague in shock, "You don't know such an important thing?!"

"Hey you! I just woke up, alright?" Mito Minos, a professional jihadist, said that as soon as his physical body was killed, he went down to the first prison to rest, and when he opened his eyes, he found that the position was carried here by miscellaneous soldiers After stuffing a glass of red wine, he will know that there is a ghost!

"The Queen of the Underworld is back." Unexpectedly, Radamandis, who has always been strict with words, explained aloud.

"Hell, Queen of Hell?!" Minos sprayed a sip of wine on the steps in front of him, "You mean the weak Goddess of Spring, Pearl, who had been missing for thousands of years and had Lord Hades beat the ground to find her?" ……puff"

Radamandes slapped his brother on the back of the head without waiting for Minos to finish speaking. How can there be so many adjectives for this guy? Do you still want to hang out in the underworld!

The Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss at this moment...

"Ah ball—!"

His Majesty, who was smelting ore, raised his head and rubbed his nose.

who is it?Who is slandering him? !

Pandora is probably the most saddened to hear the news of the return of the Queen of the Dead. The Queen of the Hades is back = Lord Hades wants to accompany the Queen of the Hades = no time to listen to her playing the piano = can not see Lord Hades.

Pandora, who was so resentful, became an outlier among the crowd who only cared about silly fun, and even the sound of the piano used for entertainment became mournful and mournful.

"Master Pandora, she..."

"Don't worry about that woman..." Minos glanced at the brainless Pandora-controlled Radamandis, no matter which one he was.

Due to their identities, the twin gods, who could only watch from a high place, also sighed, hoping that nothing will happen in the past few years after the queen of the underworld... They don't want to go through all kinds of shitty things that happened thousands of years ago It's over... the queen of the underworld can do whatever she wants, as long as she doesn't bring the goddess back... women can't do it either!

Facts tell the twin gods that they were overthinking again. Except for visiting Muluanzishu once and complaining about why it still didn’t bear fruit, the Queen of the Underworld has always been peacefully staying in the pure land of bliss and living a life of not going out of the gate. , the duty is simply creepy.

So much so that when they thought of going to their boss to make a sense of their presence, they were told that Master Minghou had gone back!

gone back!

#Because it is very important, so I have to say it twice#

When the twin gods arrived, they sighed and there was only a single figure of Pluto left outside the wall, like a watchdog, refusing to leave for a long time.

It's not like he's lamenting something that hurts the past, but it's just that he can't start thinking about the conversation just now.

【a few minutes ago】

"You mean to return the gift?" The majestic Lord Hades stopped the ink pen in his hand when he heard the words, and looked at Lord Hades who was helping to sharpen the ink in surprise, then took his gaze back and replied: "A mere one A body protection artifact is not worth mentioning, not to mention that I have already said that this is to repay the kindness I kept in the underworld before, so please don't refuse."

"I'm not..." In the middle of the sentence, he was interrupted by a landscape painting lying in front of him, and then half of his own master's head appeared from the side of the painting.

"Hades, can you draw?" the man said.

"..." Lord Pluto suddenly fell silent. Who doesn't know that the sons and grandchildren of Uranus will not only beat me, but also rebel against me when they are born, so why would they pursue these leisurely things.

"I have never had anything I longed for in my life, and there is no shortage of Yanjia materials in the underworld. If you really want to thank me, please draw a picture for me yourself." Master Minghou said, stood up and glanced at the direction of the exit, "Time is not enough!" It's too much, I should go back"

Thinking about how long it will take to meet each other, Lord Pluto became depressed again. There are many treasures in the underworld but none of them can enter the eyes of his queen. It can be said responsibly that apart from these, they are not even as good as a wild flower blooming on the side of the road.

After much deliberation, there was nothing to give away, so Mr. Pluto took off the chain he had been wearing all the time in the world, and quietly tied it around the neck of his beloved while embracing him.

It's not something expensive, it's just his personal belongings.

After sending off Lord Empress of the Underworld, the twin gods watched helplessly as their boss plunged into the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss again and started a thousand-year-long laziness called resting but actually sleeping...

What's even more incomprehensible is that the demon stars of various Pluto fans in the underworld even came up with various excuses and reasons to express their loyalty to Lord Pluto because of the boss's behavior of sleeping in all day and never showing up.

I don't care I don't care it's the fault of Athena and her nasty saints that kept Lord Hades asleep, and it's their fault anyway! ——That's what the magic stars said.

Tsk tsk tsk, stupid human beings...——Said the twin gods

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【Underworld】

His Majesty, who came back from the Netherworld next door, saw from a distance that there seemed to be a circle of people in front of the first hall, which was very lively, so he gave up the idea of ​​walking on foot and teleported to the destination instead.

"This is the latest Yanjia made by Master and Uncle Xie. It's called Ren... What can it be called... Unfortunately, Uncle Xie's name is too long, I forgot it for a while..." Le Wuyi Scratching his head in embarrassment, he turned his head to Xie Yi's ear and asked quietly, "Uncle Xie, what name did you just give this Yanjia?"

Xie Yi, who was explaining to Xunfang, Cangming, Shenxi and other female relatives on the other side, was interrupted by him, and turned around and whispered in dissatisfaction: "It's no different, didn't I tell you that this Yanjia is called "It's unprecedented in the past, multi-functional intelligent face recognition in the underworld, and the flow of people is put into the hell comprehensive system King Kong No. 240 No. [-]"? You will make others think that we are amateurs."

I understand the truth, but why does a Yanjia's name have to be so long?And Uncle Xie, don’t you think adding those unknown prefixes will make others feel more amateurish?Although the Vajra Warrior was strongly requested by him to be added...

"Okay, okay, the face recognition delivery system, right? Xie Yi, move this thing to the side for me before it affects the office in the underworld!" Shen Ye was furious. What does it look like, what should I do if my Majesty sees it.

"But... Ah Yan is also one of the people who participated in the conception and production of the 'Unprecedented in the Underworld's Multifunctional Intelligent Face Recognition Human Trafficking Hell Comprehensive System Vajra Warrior No. 240'" Facing Master's challenge, thank you Yi Wuwu pointed to the four different logos engraved on Yan's carapace and said.

No, the notch with the purple pattern in the middle was engraved by Ah Yan himself, he is not talking nonsense.

"It's just nonsense!" Shen Ye flicked his sleeves, and several veins sprung up on his forehead like mushrooms after a spring rain. Although he knew that His Majesty could not be as unreliable as his apprentice, but when he thought of every time he took off his clothes and made a fool of himself After having a part that he cannot ignore, he always feels that he can also feel the throbbing pain of the heart that was burned by the blood of the gods in this body now...

"But after talking for so long, I still don't know what this Yanjia is for. Brother Xie Yi, can you tell me again?" Ah Ruan, who was dragged to watch the first time, looked over the Yanjia and couldn't see the end. I didn't see it, but it made my neck sore.

"Wow! It's so big and tall! It's like a big stove for roasting ducks! Elder sister Cangming, Xiaoxi, wants to roast duck with honey sauce!" While watching Shen Xi holding the hand of the rabbit doll and stuffing it into her mouth.

"Xiaoxi is not allowed to bite your fingers, it will hurt your stomach." Cangming picked up Shen Xi's still small body and said: "Xiaoxi, good boy, we will go to the kitchen to cook later"

"Yeah, Xiaoxi is obedient, Xiaoxi wants to eat roast duck, sister Cangming is the best!" Shen Xi blinked happily and hugged Cangming City Lord's neck and rubbed it.

After changing her body, Shen Xi's problem of formatting every three days finally disappeared with her original body, but I don't know why she always doesn't want to grow up, so even after a thousand years, she is still as ignorant as a child, even with her body. There is no tendency to grow.

[When I grow up, I can’t hug my brother, sister Cangming, and everyone, and listen to bedtime stories. Xiaoxi is not stupid, and Xiaoxi doesn’t want to grow up] The little fox Shen Xi lying on the shoulder of the Lord Cangming General narrowed his eyes.

Seeing that the crowd had doubts, Xie Yi, the founder of "The Unprecedented Underworld Multifunctional Intelligent Face Recognition Human Trafficking Hell Integrated System King Kong Warrior No. 240 No. [-]", squeezed his butt away because of the speed of his speech. Disgusted by Yan Xie, he took a big step and walked up to the proud Yan Jia, coughed lightly and said:

"Okay, let's not talk nonsense, first look at the first floor of this 'Unprecedented in the past, multi-functional intelligent face recognition and human flow into hell comprehensive system Vajra Warrior No. 240'!"

"Master Xie, please remove the unknown prefix first, thank you." Ouyang Shaogong at the front was smiling happily, and there seemed to be countless white lotuses blooming behind him, but there was a hint of murderous intent between his seemingly gentle words.

If it wasn't for that boy Le Wuyi who came to the Seventh Hall to harass him one after another and attracted Xunfang's attention, he wouldn't be bothered to go out.

"Okay, please look at the first floor of 'Multifunctional Intelligent Face Recognition, Human Flow, and Hell Comprehensive System Vajra Warriors No. 240 No. [-]'——based on the remodeled first hall of evil mirrors, guilty or innocent people will If they are screened out at this level, innocent people will be separated out of the Yanjia machine body and sent directly to Naiheqiao Reincarnation Well and other places to die through the green teleportation array below."

"What about the guilty ones? What should I do?" Wen Renyu, a good baby who listened carefully, raised her hand curiously. When building this Yanjia, she was only responsible for the rough work of moving things. She is really good at the structure of Yanjia itself. It's not clear.

"Good question!" As soon as the question came out, Xie Yi seemed to be a different person. He stepped onto the workbench in front of him with enthusiasm, his eyes were shining, and the Han light in his hand, which was used as a pointer, hit Yanjia with crackling sounds. : "Next is the most critical part! Its appearance greatly reduces the workload of our underworld!"

"Oh" Hearing here, Master Tong, who was relying on Gu worms to run over on the puppet to join in the fun and make soy sauce, responded casually and perfunctorily applauded, as if it was a pity for Xie Yi.

Xie Yi is the only person who has been able to maintain his blood after so many years of hard work in the underworld.

And Huayue, who was in charge of playing the background BGM, said that she didn't see or hear anything...

"Look here!" Xie Yi opened the two-meter-square metal shell in the middle of the Yanjia with a bang, and pointed at the dead ghosts falling down like dumplings: "Screened from the first floor. And the ghosts who are convicted of crimes will be matched by the face recognition system according to their appearance and their own crimes on the first floor during the falling process, and will be packaged and projected to various hells by the following turrets according to the severity of crimes , so that everyone can save a lot of energy and labor to steal... no rest!"

"How is it!" Xie Yi finished speaking in one breath, waiting for everyone's applause with a proud expression on his face.

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[Papapapa——]——The Hitomi-sama who was attached to the puppet was still holding his arm expressionlessly.