On the revolutionary friendship between the underworld and the underworld

For several days in a row, the scorching gaze not only did not stop but intensified, and I don’t know why every time he came back after carrying the materials, his haze, which had become gray due to chopping various materials, always It will become shiny and shiny, and the sword body can reflect light and reflect reflections.

At first he thought it was Regulus who did it while he was away, but after instilling common sense in the little lion not to touch a sharp sword or it would scratch its paws, he got a dazed expression from the little lion .

"Not Regulus, who else?" Dever would occasionally come to help him clean the pharmacist's room, but it was obvious that a hardworking young man would do all the cleaning work at once, not just wipe the han light , so who is it?

After thinking about it, only the person who has been staring at him these days is the most suspicious. At first, His Majesty felt a little familiar with this kind of sight, but he couldn't remember where he saw it. Later, he thought of the sword in his hand. , he had an epiphany.

So decisively chopping firewood, setting up a table, lighting a fire, cutting meat, and skewering barbecued pork all in one go, and then squatting next to the fire with the little lion and waiting quietly...

"Mr. Yan, are you ready? I'm hungry." The little lion was sipping his saliva, resting his chin on his hands, his eyes motionless, as if he was afraid that if he didn't pay attention to the delicious barbecue, he would grow wings and fly away.

"It will be fine in a while." His Majesty casually turned the handle of Han Guang's sword while quietly looking around. No, it shouldn't be such a calm reaction as he expected. Is it useful for Han Guang to cut hair and shave?

【Patter】

Turning around, a piece of barbecue skewered on it was suddenly cut off by Han Guang's sharp sword, turned into two halves and fell into the fire, this seemed to be the last straw that broke the camel's back, His Majesty felt it immediately A sudden change in the atmosphere around him!

"Ah, it's a pity it fell in..." Regulus used the tongs to pull out the piece of barbecue that fell into the fire and prepared to eat the ashes. Dad said that he should eat the bodies of other creatures with a grateful heart. Out of respect so this must not go to waste.

"Put it down" as the sunlight in front of him seemed to be covered by something, leaving only the black shadow silhouette facing the feeding lion cub.

"Huh?" The little lion with the piece of meat in its mouth blinked its peasy eyes.

"I said...put it down." The voice of the visitor still had a little hoarseness from his youthful voice change period, but it was extremely imposing.

"No!" The little lion guarding the food refused without fear of power, and at the same time, he bared his little baby teeth viciously.

"..." He didn't mean food.

His Majesty calmly took Han Guang from the fire and handed it to the boy who suddenly appeared in front of him along with the barbecue on it:

"Yes, no thanks"

"…………"

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Name: El Cid

Age: around 16 years old

Status: New Capricorn Gold Saint

Other information: none

Except for the first piece of information, His Majesty learned the rest of the information from the young man's appearance and the golden holy cloth of the Capricorn that cannot be ignored, because El Cid is so boring. After he reported his family name, his His eyes just stared at Han Guang without giving anyone a second glance, he looked like a complete sword idiot.

Speaking of sword obsession, Murong Ziying, the good friend of the Yuns and his wife, is also a guy who can't move when he sees a good sword. If he hadn't learned that Han Guang was a relic left by his biological father to Le Wuyi, young master Le Wuyi, he probably would have He was brought into the pavilion in exchange for all kinds of conditions and offered three sticks of incense every morning and evening.

Of course, Jian Chi's thoughts are easy to guess and very simple, so as long as they grasp their preferences, it's very easy to get along with them. The experience summed up by the loyal Wanhua brothers and sisters.

"El Cid?" His Majesty called him.

"..." El Cid barely shifted his gaze away from the sword, and the accusation against someone in his eyes was as hot as the past few days. There is no doubt that if it is a rich language, the current It was good that El Cid didn't point his nose and curse.

You must know that even if you are as quiet as Murong Ziying, after hearing that the little savage used his sword to chop wood, skewer pork, shave, and chop carrots, he decisively threw the little savage into the Valley of Thinking, which was painful. Only the little savage Yun Tianhe knew about it.

"Are you thinking that I shouldn't use the sword in other ways?" His Majesty asked.

"..." El Cid nodded without hesitation. As a swordsman, he is reluctant to let his sword be dusted, which is quite normal.

"So your concept is very wrong. Do you know what the way of swordsmanship is?" His Majesty suddenly straightened his face. I don't know if it was because his expression was too serious. I also thought about it seriously.

Before El Cid could respond, His Majesty quickly continued, "The ancients said that swordsmanship is like the music of the zither, like the mind, like the stream, like the heaven and the earth, and it can be born with all things..."

El Cid was taken aback for a moment, but as the topic progressed, his eyes gradually lit up with a radiance called admiration, and he couldn't stop nodding while listening, almost using a small notebook to write it down.

If you want to ask what is going on with these profound kendo experience, His Majesty has not studied it in depth. After all, his usual weapon is a pen instead of a sword, so most of what he said came from the friends around him whose weapons are swords, and he It's just a retelling of the quotations of the friends in a deep tone, but it is obvious that the young Alcid, who is a sword idiot, is very useful.

"What I didn't expect is that the doctor is quite proficient in swordsmanship. I was reckless before." At this point, the young Alcider finally said a relatively long sentence: "But... since Mr. Yan has embraced swordsmanship With such insight into why..."

In this way, the topic came back again, and His Majesty spoke again with an inscrutable attitude: "The way of the sword varies from person to person, and my way of the sword lies in returning to the basics..."

As he said that, His Majesty picked up Hanguang, ignored the system prompt sound in his mind that "a good horse does not have a good saddle, and a weapon is not in hand", and then quickly swung at the unroasted piece of meat next to him, only to see a sword shadow The pieces of meat were sliced ​​neatly along their own lines, and the process was straightforward and not messy at all.

"So do you understand?" His majesty with a stick face

"..." Alcid, who didn't know what was going on,

"In short, if you want to comprehend the meaning of the sword, you don't have to cut against the air every day. After all, art comes from life. Only those that can contribute to life are useful swordsmanship... and..." His Majesty patted El Cid gave him a thumbs up on his shoulder:

"Young man, you are very talented, learn how to cook with me!"

【Snapped】

Witnessing the entire process of a doctor abducting the current Capricorn Gold Saint on the roof, Manigot covered his face in despair.

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"What?! You said that El Cid used the holy sword bestowed by the goddess to chop vegetables?!"

In the pope's hall, Pope Sage, who heard the small report from his disciples, immediately took the case regardless of all the gold below:

"Who did it?!"

"What do you think, besides that lord, who else has this ability?" Manigot stood under the steps with a chicken bone in his mouth, his eyes dead. I have to say that Capricorn is still very talented in cooking. The chicken drumsticks made with the Holy Sword are honestly not bad.

"........."

Several friends who knew someone well turned their heads and did not dare to look at the Pope's face, no, this is too embarrassing.

"..." Sage.

Now, even El Cid, who is the least likely to have a relationship with that guy, has been brutally murdered, making people start to worry about the future of the Sanctuary... It's so dark...

From then on, Sai Qi made a resolution, no matter what happens in the future, he will definitely separate the goddess who is about to return to the sanctuary from a certain doctor, and resolutely protect the last pure land in the sanctuary!

Of course, it is not for nothing for El Cid to learn cooking from a certain doctor. At least for a long time to come, the quality of Sanctuary’s food has improved a lot. The doctor is very satisfied.

"Sir, please accept today's practice results." Alcid put away the holy sword and presented a soup bowl.

"It's Wensi tofu, El Cid, your knife skills are already very good, but you still have a little lack of fire control, well, remember to add more mushrooms and bamboo shoots next time." His Majesty took a sip and took the rest The whole bowl was handed to the little lion who was slobbering beside him.

"I understand." Elcid meticulously put away the empty bowls on the table and then plunged into the sanctuary's kitchen.

"Well, El Cid is really diligent in practicing swordsmanship, don't you think so?" His Majesty turned his head and said to the three friends sitting opposite.

[But we only saw a poor little lamb who was abducted by you and went astray, and you are basically finding a cook for yourself! 】

The little friends who were sent by Saiqi to stop this behavior made complaints silently, and then ate uprightly...

The author has something to say: Wensi tofu... I also like to eat [Zheng Se

As for the stalk of the sword barbecue that appears in the article, it probably comes from Xiansi, a classic dialogue between the male second Murong Ziying and the leading actor Yun Tianhe in Qionghua. Because it is so classic, I have to post it to share with you. Du Niang copied it Paste as follows:

① Several uses of the sword

Murong Ziying woke Tianhe up in Yuntianhe's (Tianhe) room, and looked at Wangshujian beside Tianhe's bed.

Yun Tianhe: Hmm...it's so quiet today, isn't it still early?

Murong Ziying: No one wakes you up, so you are naturally quiet.

Yun Tianhe: Uh... Uncle Master, I, am I getting up late again?

Murong Ziying: Yun Tianhe, you never go to morning class again and again, and you have no heart of repentance. Today you are punished to go back to the valley and think about your mistakes, and you will not come out until midnight!

Yun Tianhe: Going all day? !So, what about three meals a day?

Murong Ziying: Thinking about mistakes is thinking about mistakes, how can you allow you to have these distracting thoughts!

Yun Tianhe: ...

Yun Tianhe: (Lingsha, you talk nonsense, what a good guy he is...)

Murong Ziying: ...Why is your sword covered with dust?Why not wipe it clean?

Yun Tianhe: It’s good that it can be used. Anyway, if you shoot a sword and miss it, it will be...

Murong Ziying: What do you mean?How do you usually use this sword?

Yun Tianhe: Let me think about it...

Yun Tianhe: Since I was young, I used this sword on the bow to shoot out. Haha~ It’s very useful. This sword is very sharp. Those pigs, bears, all of a sudden...

Murong Ziying: Stop!anything else?

Yun Tianhe: Peeling animal skins can be made into clothes and quilts, which is very good, ha ha.

Murong Ziying: ...And what else?

Yun Tianhe: Sometimes I use it to chop firewood, but it’s not very useful. It’s good to saw wood to build a house. After a few swipes, the planks are cut. This is how my tree house was built~

Murong Ziying: ... ... and ...?

Yun Tianhe: Cutting hair, shaving beard, cutting meat, peeling radishes also rely on it, and use it to skewer and roast meat ~ Unfortunately, the sword is too sharp, sometimes when roasting, the meat suddenly splits in half and falls into the fire Yes, what a pity... Alas~~~

Murong Ziying: ... ... ... also ... yes ... no ... yes?

Yun Tianhe: Well... anyway, there are many benefits. Recently, I also use it for Yujian, but this sword is too thin, and it is uncomfortable to step on.

Murong Ziying: ……………………

Yun Tianhe: Uncle, you look so pale, did you not sleep well last night?

Murong Ziying: ……………………

Yun Tianhe: Master uncle?

Murong Ziying: Clouds, sky, rivers! !

Yun Tianhe: Ah!What's wrong? !

Murong Ziying: Immediately get out of here and think about the past!immediately! !

Yun Tianhe: (Okay, so fierce...why did you become so angry all of a sudden...)

Murong Ziying: (I need to be alone...)