On the revolutionary friendship between the underworld and the underworld

Pluto Hades is an easy-going person (god), at least in the eyes of His Majesty Hades, who is also in charge of death.

He couldn't help but think of something called anime that he saw in Mirage. It seems that there is an anime that tells the story of Hades, the king of the underworld, fighting with his niece, Athena, the god of war, in order to fight for the earth. ... Kidney fighter star [Pyril]?

He was still a mortal at the time, but he was still very excited when he saw it, but now that he thought about it, it would be very troublesome to manage a hell if he was himself.If it wasn't for the original bet, he wouldn't even care about the underworld and continue to be his free and easy Sanxian.

I heard that Athena, the Goddess of War, was also the ancestor of man. With this inspiration, maybe one day he would try to stab Nuwa because of too much pressure?

As if some strange switch had been turned on, Yan Wang suddenly realized. [Here, let’s talk about stabbing the Empress Nuwa, as long as you are not afraid of being made into mooncakes stuffed with five kernels (poison), go ahead and do it.

"Why are you so happy?" The so-called special reaction between facial paralysis, Hades looked at someone who suddenly became happy for no reason.

"Suddenly thought of an old friend." An old friend who made him want nothing.

"..." Mr. Hades, where did you see that he was happy? !And the words are still right? !Did he really make an expression? !

On one side, the twin gods, one on the other side, complained about their boss with deadly eyes.

The oriental god who claimed to be Hades lived in the underworld and enjoyed the same treatment as Lord Hades. Of course, these were all agreed by Hades himself.

The two majesties hit it off, they were like-minded, they were like-minded, and they quickly established an unbelievably deep friendship, which was mainly reflected in the communication between them.

The devil knows how the two facial paralyzed communicate! 【Turn the table

"Hupnosta Nadus, how is the giant protoss doing?"

The sleepy god of death, who was making complaints, heard the boss's question and hurried forward and replied: "Most of the giants have been captured."

"most?"

"The rest fled to the earth..." So they are not within the scope of the underworld. Although the unreliable seal is the main reason, but the prisoners guarding in their cell just ran out like that, no matter how you say it, they belong to the underworld Negligence, fortunately, none of the Titans who were imprisoned in the deepest part of Tartarus was missing, otherwise things would go wrong.

"Do you need to send someone to chase after him?" Seeing the deep look of his boss, Hypnos couldn't help asking, the earth is the territory of Gaia, the goddess of the earth, and they have to get the consent of the boss to check the water meter across provinces.

"No need, they will be sent down in a short time anyway." Hades tapped his fingers on the throne showing impatience. If those giants had some brains, they should be smart enough to hide in a cave with their tails between their legs. Stay on the earth for a while, or sooner or later you will be beaten by Zeus' illegitimate son in the mortal world and return to the underworld. Now those heroes are so cruel that even gods dare to beat them, there is nothing they can't do.

Hades doesn't like to participate in other people's housework, so Hades sat quietly on the side when he was dealing with official business... boring pen turning, playing with it is practice makes perfect, and the rotation speed of the pen has already exceeded The speed of light made it look like the brush in his hand remained almost stationary.

At first he was relieved to be temporarily freed from the tedious work, but within a few days his hands started to itch.

I really want to hold a pen, I really want to approve memorials, I really want to hold a pen and write many memorials...

But this place is not in his own home after all, so he has to bear with it for now, after a few hundred years, he will be able to see Zhao Juan and that group of beautiful (in his opinion) subordinates.

He has been here for a few days, but he always feels that he has forgotten something, what is it?

[Uh... er, where is this place?Why is it so dark Am I dead? !Woooooo... Queen Mother Qing'e Qing'e can't go back and continue to serve you...] ——by Qing'e, who was once again forgotten

No matter how boring it is, there is no way, if A-Gump is here... Wait for A-Gump?

Suddenly Hades stood up from his throne, a move that attracted the attention of the other three (gods).

"?"

"I'm going out for a while." After saying that, King Hades rushed out of the palace where they were in with lightning speed, and they were on a trip as soon as they said it. Your Majesty is such a windy man.

"..." Hades stared calmly at the distant background for half a second, then he ordered to his subordinates: "Go and untie the reins, I have to go out too."

"?!"

Hearing these words, the Gemini Gods' expressions were really pretty. Why did it feel weird when Master Hades said this seemingly ordinary sentence?

"What are you doing in a daze, why don't you go!"

"Yes!" The twin gods, who were slapped in the eye by the boss, rushed to prepare the car. Originally, these things were done by the servants of the gods, but due to the existence of a certain majesty, all the attendants were ordered not to approach. According to the order of the palace, Zeus has never given up on placing eyeliner in the underworld. If he is allowed to know the existence of this oriental god, the entire underworld will probably be disturbed.

Hades is naturally aware of Hades' behavior of helping him hide his whereabouts, and he also agrees with this approach very much. After all, he is only here for paid tourism, and he doesn't want to make any trouble in this place.

The ambition of God King Zeus?It's nothing to do with him, just eat it if you don't like it, but I don't know if Hades needs the position of the god king... Of course I'm joking, meat is not as delicious as peaches. 【Your Majesty, your focus is wrong Hey!

He should have remembered that A-Gump, who had been following him all along, would probably also cross over with him. Fortunately, he realized it was not too late.

Sliding around the underworld at the speed of light, I finally found A-Gump's mutilated body on the top of a red waterfall. A-Gump was not as lucky as Qing'e Fairy. Pieces of scrap iron were scattered all over the underworld, while the stronger body parts rolled to the top of the blood-red waterfall and were unclaimed. If his master remembered later, it is likely that A-Gump had already merged with the underworld. All in one.

Hades pulled A-Gump's shattered body out with one hand. A-Gump lost his two mechanical legs and only had a bulging body. People who didn't know thought it was a pot buried in the soil.

Forrest-Gump was made by him when he was young. Of course, fixing him is the easiest thing to do, but now he has a new idea.

"Your body has been used for a long time, why don't you change it to a new one?" Yan Wang looked at the mech man in his hand with a look of preciousness. From the beginning of the prehistoric period until now, A-Gump has kept it the same, although he has never heard of it. A-Gump complained, but he knew that A-Gump had wanted a pair of hands for a long time.

Feel free to move, the broken parts spun and gathered under Hades' hands as if they had become conscious, and turned into dots of light like fireflies under the night. The fireflies disassembled A-Gump's body and reassembled it. The light spots gradually condensed into the outline of a child.

Forrest Gump will be wronged now, and when he returns, he will definitely ask Nuwa for a good body for him. No matter how powerful he is, there is nothing he can do if he is not professional. Although A-Gump is still within the range of mechs , but at least the current appearance is much more usable than the previous body with legs and no hands.

"What is this?" Hades, who came riding a black chariot, pulled the reins and stopped in front of him. He looked at A-Gump who had turned into a human form with some doubts. He didn't smell anything on that child. Angry to a living person so it should be just a doll?

Running out in a hurry just to find this thing?

"This kid's name is Forrest Gump, he can be regarded as my attendant." Once he got to know him well, a certain Highness even forgot to call himself.

I don't know why, even though the new body has been assembled, A-Gump is still blind-eyed and his body is motionless, but the things in the backpack can be taken casually.

He didn't abandon A-Gump's body, either. The pot-like body was made into a basket-like object and hung on the back of the human-shaped A-Gump.

Without Forrest Gump’s help, Yan Wang could only reach out and dig out the pot by himself in the pan, and there were all kinds of miscellaneous things in it, such as boiled hoofs, sour buns, last year’s reunion banquet, and some I don't know what kind of mentality he had in putting the golden silk bellyband and the erotic picture back then.

He touched an arc-shaped object with his hands, and he lifted it out without any hassle. He took a closer look and saw that it was the fruit basket brought by Fairy Qing'e!

Yan Wang picked up the peaches in the fruit basket and opened his mouth to bite. This fruit basket is also the same. Although it is so small, it can hold a lot of things in it. The most important thing is that it can ensure that the food put in is always as good as it was just put in. It's so fresh, every fairy who manages the Peach Garden will configure one, and it's not a rare thing in general, because the fruit basket has no other use except for food.

Some of the flat peaches in the fruit basket have been eaten before, and now there are 3000, 6000, and 9000 years of flat peaches left in the fruit basket.

What he is biting now is a 6000 year old, and he felt something wrong a second after biting it down, isn't there another person in front of him...

It stands to reason that it is unreasonable for him to eat and live in other people's houses without paying the rent, but after experiencing the world's sophistication, he knows that reciprocity is normal, so he patronizes eating in front of the master like this. Isn't it bad?

Thinking about it like this, Hades stretched out his hand to get the other two flat peaches, and he was going to share one with him as a gift, but when he saw the remaining two, it was wrong. The 6000-year-old peach that was younger than the 3000-year-old peach in his mouth was obviously not sincere. I'm also sorry for Hades' hospitality these days, so he shook his head and touched the 9000-year-old peach next to him...

It’s wrong to look at it like this. The only 9000-year-old peach is what he saved at the beginning for the final enjoyment. If you want to give it away, it will really test your courage and capacity...

After weighing it carefully, he felt that the peach in his mouth could not be bitten down. Sure enough, he should give this away first, so that there would be no such troubles!

Even a stick of crispy noodles knows that something you have bitten must never be given to others. After thinking about it, it seems that I can only reluctantly give away the only 9000-year-old...

His Majesty the Cheapskate expressed his happiness.

Even if Hades is proficient in facial paralysis communication skills, he can't read the inner drama of His Majesty the Cheapskate. When the other party's resentful eyes circled twice from the basket and returned to himself, His Majesty Pluto It seemed that he understood what he meant a little bit.

Is this the rhythm that you want to share with him but are reluctant to part with?

Thinking of this point, Hades' whole person (god) is not good, the original fear of someone's powerful strength is completely disillusioned in an instant, and a kind of inexplicable helplessness emerges in his heart. He should be able to understand the current mood of His Majesty Hades...

He twitched the corner of his mouth and stretched out his hand to take away the small-looking fruit. Although it was a fruit he had never seen before, he could feel the breath of the gods contained in it. It should be very useful for humans, but when it comes to them There is only the role of pure taste in the mouth.

Is it really that delicious?

His Majesty the great Hades looked puzzled at someone who was gnawing next to him.

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His Majesty Pluto said, "Yan, what does the word Peach in this book mean?"

His Majesty the King of Yama who gnawed peaches while playing games: "That is to say, in the past, there was a person named Mi Zixia who was very favored by the lord. Once he dedicated the peaches he ate to his lord, and the lord was not only not angry but also Praise him so much that future generations will..."

"Is it like this?" After speaking, the handsome Lord Pluto transformed into a man and threw himself on someone and snatched the remaining peach from his mouth.

"........." It seemed that something was right and something was wrong.

As a boss, do you dare not to show affection like no one else? We are still single! ——Said the three giants of the twin gods and the underworld fighters watching from the sidelines