On the revolutionary friendship between the underworld and the underworld

"Hiss...it hurts"

"do not move"

His majesty with flushed cheeks in the Aquarius Palace raised his head awkwardly, and in front of him, Dejere of Aquarius was holding up his chin to check the marks on his face. It was very comfortable to touch the hot cheeks with his cold fingers, and at the same time It hurts so badly that His Majesty's hair exploded from the pain.

"Sir, where did you go to make it like this? It's so swollen..." After checking the injury, he took an ice pack and pressed it on His Majesty's face with a snap. The Aquarius saint said helplessly.

"Hmm..." His Majesty covered the ice pack with both hands, snot and tears, and began to complain. A certain friend pressed him against the wall inexplicably and didn't say anything. He didn't let people sneeze, and pinched people's faces when they sneezed. It's fine to pinch someone's face, but he actually did it for real. How strong is the golden saint fighter's hand strength? Can you make it?

"...that man actually has such a side, it's really unimaginable." Dieter said with a little sigh. In his consistent impression, Aspros of the Gemini is displayed in a mature, stable and perfect image. In front of everyone, whether it was before or now, he is the object of admiration by everyone in the sanctuary, and even the pope looks favorably on him. It is no surprise that he will definitely be the strongest candidate for the pope in a few years.

This kind of man would actually do such a childish thing, it sounds unreal, but a large part of the reason why he would do such a thing is because of this man in front of him, he has heard about it from the Pope, Mr. Physician With Sisyphus of Sagittarius, Aspros of Gemini and Hasgard of Taurus, they were very good friends when they were young, although as they grew older, three of them could no longer be as omnipresent as before. Scruples, but for the doctor who is not a member of the sanctuary in nature, there is no scruples in this regard, so the four of them still maintain a good relationship.

But I don't know if it's because he's too sensitive. Compared with the other two, Gemini's attitude towards Mr. Physician is extra...special?

Dieter didn't even know what words to use to describe it, maybe he should ask the Pope or Sisyphus the Sagittarius.

"If it were me, I would also want to beat someone up, sneezing or something." Kaludia, who only had a royal blue head exposed in the ice coffin, yelled dissatisfiedly:

"And it's time to let me out, I'm a patient!"

"It's not because of the mission. It's your own problem to go out without permission and make yourself half dead." Dejere said without showing any mercy: "And you let the goddess and the doctor get hurt together with you. I really want to I don’t understand how on earth you became a golden saint.”

"Hmm...!" The little scorpion choked on his friend's words, drooped his head and said depressedly: "Die Geer, won't you come to comfort me, I almost saw the power of a star exploding..."

Leaving aside the goddess-controlled Sisyphus, Aspros, who is overly protective of a doctor, is enough for him to drink a pot, and he doesn't want the starburst of the galaxy Read it again.

"Don't even think about it, first give me a good reflection on what you're saying" Dieter refused angrily.

With Dieter's ice compress, the redness and swelling on His Majesty's cheeks subsided a lot, at least he was able to speak normally, and he sneezed before speaking:

"It's so cold..."

It's natural to be cold, who told you to wander around the Aquarius palace in a thin training uniform.

Dieter sighed, got up and took a few blue-skinned thread-bound books from the bookshelf, and handed them to His Majesty who was sniffing his nose with his arms folded.

"Have you finished watching?" His Majesty asked, looking up.

"Well, not yet... the sentences in the book are too obscure, so I'd like to trouble you to explain it for me." As he said that, Dieter took out the book marked "Shan Hai Jing" and spread it out on the table.

"Oh, I've eaten all of these," His Majesty said subconsciously.

"what?"

"nothing"

After turning over a few pages, Dieter pointed to a place and asked: "...its name is Xuangui, its sound is like judging wood, it is not deaf, it can be used as a base"

"This is to say that this bastard called Xuangui has a sound like splitting firewood. If you wear it, it can make your ears not deaf, and it can also heal calluses on your feet. It tastes slightly better than ordinary bastards. Open the abdomen to remove the internal organs, stuffed with head yang ginseng, wolfberry, cinnamon and stew with Tianshan snow water, it will be more delicious.”

"..." Dieter, who always felt that something was wrong, didn't think about it so much and asked again: "There is also a bird here, which is shaped like a dove and has a sound like ah. ...sir your drool"

As soon as Dieter reminded him, His Majesty put away his dreamy expression and said very seriously: "This is to say that this shrub bird looks like a turtledove, and the sound of its chirping sounds like scolding. Carrying it with you can make people not be confused by foreign objects, of course it is also delicious, and it is even more delicious when it is cooked."

Can you tell me how these monsters eat sir...

Dieter covered his face, although Mr. is indeed very conscientious in explaining the sentences in the book, why does he sound so strange...

After deciphering a book of mountains and seas, in addition to hearing the original meaning of these sentences, Dejere was also forced to understand the taste and eating methods of various monsters in this book.

"Then do these monsters still exist?" A voice suddenly came from the side.

"Well, half of them are extinct, but a small number of descendants and branches are still alive, but it's hard to see, let alone eat."

“That would be such a shame”

"yes……"

Alcid and His Majesty, who suddenly appeared in the Aquarius Palace, said with a sigh.

"..." Dejere didn't know where to complain.

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"Is this already within the scope of the sanctuary? But where is the sanctuary?" The young man wearing a bamboo hat looked left and right at the crooked map in his hand, and after reading it, he couldn't help but sigh: "the sanctuary is really hard to find , I don’t know how many crooked roads I have traveled from Mount Lu to here.”

He did not understand the language, and he walked a lot of crooked roads. The most important thing is that he has not eaten for three days. He walked along the Silk Road all the way. The rest of the day is spent tightening your belts, and now you have finally arrived at the sanctuary, but you have no strength to climb up, it is really embarrassing...

In short, let's find something to fill our stomachs. If it doesn't work, doesn't he still have the hole card of playing tricks.

There is a small village called Rodrio Village near the sanctuary. The villagers of Rodrio Village have been sheltered by the sanctuary for generations and have always lived a peaceful life. But once the holy war starts, this place will be the first victim of the battle .

"Sir, are you here to buy medicinal materials today?" A little brown-haired loli on the second floor of the street shouted towards His Majesty who was walking below.

"Yes~" His Majesty raised his head and smiled at the little loli. The number of people in the sanctuary has increased slightly in recent years, and the medicinal materials originally reserved can no longer meet the demand, so it has become a must to go down the mountain to purchase from time to time.

The mecha man who drew the basket followed closely behind, in order not to let others notice that A-Gump's growth rate was too slow, so he had to wrong him to change back to his original appearance and follow by his side.

One person, one mecha walks on the road with a high rate of turning heads. The villagers of Rodrio Village have known the doctor of the Sanctuary for a long time, and they should have a high respect for the doctor who has helped most people. .

Little Lolita didn't know what came to her mind and hurriedly ran down from the second floor, and handed the bouquet of flowers in her arms to His Majesty in a hurry: "Sir, this bouquet of purple is for you, and this bouquet of white please help me." I will hand it over to the Pope!"

His Majesty took the purple and white bouquet, smiled and patted the little Lolita's head: "Thank you so much, Agatha, I like it very much, old... His Excellency the Pope will definitely like it too."

"That, that... Although I am still too young, when I grow up, I will definitely deliver the flowers to the sanctuary myself!" Little Loli said shyly pointing her finger.

"Well, let's wait in the sanctuary until the day Agatha grows up."

"it is good!"

Farewell to Little Lolita Agatha, Your Majesty is going back to the sanctuary after purchasing. My little friend Aspros didn't know what kind of madness he had before, but he disappeared after that. I asked the old man to find out that he was on a mission. and will not be able to return for a long time.

Although one can feel that Aspen is angry to some extent, what exactly is he angry about?

It is said that people of the zodiac sign are somewhat nervous, and His Majesty has seen it from a little friend now, forget it, don't think about it, if you think too much, you will lose your hair.

【Plop】

It was too late to say it, and just when His Majesty was about to lift his foot, a corpse-like object suddenly lay in front of the steps...

"..." Corpse.

"…………"His Majesty.

The author has something to say: The Book of Mountains and Seas is probably like a recipe for Your Majesty, but the author is actually hungry after reading the Book of Mountains and Seas. I remember a Weibo on Weibo said so. The legend about the monster focuses on describing how many beautiful women and treasures he robbed and how the brave killed it, but the most important thing in the Chinese mythology is what is the effect of eating these monsters, eating them can cure corns and skin wrinkles Sleeping without having nightmares or anything, who the hell would eat such a weird thing to cure corns or something!

Well, in fact, I really have a lot of goodwill towards Kotaro, a pure heavenly man, have you seen my good intentions? !

Because I don't know who Shi Yangyang or Hu Taro came to the sanctuary first, I put Hu Taro in front of the beginning of Shi Yangyang's story, so happy to decide!