As a dead man, he just wants to die [Transmigration Book]

On the day of going to the hot spring for vacation, Zhuo Shi got up early in the morning and went to the cloakroom to change.

Lu Huaijing lay lazily on the bed, looking at Zhuo Shi's cheerful back with a helpless expression.Stretching his waist, he had no choice but to get up from the bed and get up resignedly.

He felt that at this moment, he was like an old father who had promised to take his children out on vacation.The child is very excited about the holiday, but as a father, he has no passion, but he has to accompany the child and pretend to be enthusiastic to make the child happy.

Once, Lu Huaijing thought that if he liked men, he would never have children in this life, and he would never experience the bitterness of raising children.Unexpectedly, he found trouble for nothing, and found himself a canary, which was still a milk doll that hadn't grown up. He had to shoulder the old father's task—to nurse the child.

A few minutes later, before Lu Huaijing had time to brush his teeth, wash his face and take a shower, Zhuo Shi got out of the cloakroom excitedly, changed into bright yellow light sportswear, and wore a white baseball cap on his head.If you carry a schoolbag on your back and put some snacks in the schoolbag, this is the rhythm of going on a spring outing.

Zhuo Shi asked him excitedly, "Can I wear this?"

Lu Huaijing: "... yes."

No matter how you look at it, you feel that he is the father and Zhuo Shi is the child.

Obviously he is not a few years older than Zhuo Shi, he is several months younger than Zhuo Shi's brother Xia Xiuwen.Lu Huaijing inexplicably felt that he looked old-fashioned.

"Why don't you change your clothes? Hurry up and change your clothes, we won't be late!" Zhuo Shi seemed to be unable to control his excitement at all. After cleaning himself up, he began to urge Lu Huaijing again, and even ran to Lu Huaijing on his own initiative, fearless Reaching out without fear, he pushed Lu Huaijing into the cloakroom.

Lu Huaijing who hasn't taken a shower yet: "..."

The cloakroom in Lu Huaijing's master bedroom is big enough, so since Zhuo Shi lived here, the clothes in his original guest room have been moved over by him one after another like ants moving house, occupying half of Lu Huaijing's cloakroom with great fanfare.

Lu Huaijing never cared about this kind of childish behavior of children, and turned a blind eye.Moreover, the old butler of Lu's villa has a child-rearing mentality towards Zhuo Shi. Almost every once in a while, before Lu Huaijing can speak, the old butler will buy Zhuo Shi some regular clothes that fit Zhuo Shi's youthful sense of age— —For example, the bright yellow sportswear on Zhuo Shi's body at the moment, and the matching hat on his head.

Lu Huaijing sometimes suspected that the old housekeeper might really treat Zhuo Shi as a great-grandchild in the villa.

"Change clothes, change clothes!" Zhuo Shi happily took out a set of clothes and stuffed them into Lu Huaijing's arms, "Wear this and this, this is prepared by the butler grandpa! It's the same dress as me!"

Lu Huaijing, who was stuffed with a bright yellow sportswear in his arms: "..."

"Yes, there are hats! I'll go find hats! This way, we'll be the same when we wear them! Like twins!" Zhuo Shi turned around like a little swallow, and went back to the huge cloakroom, and began to look for matching sportswear. Hat, looking for it and muttering, "Hey, I remember seeing it just now, where is it?"

Holding his clothes, Lu Huaijing couldn't help but remind him: "Xiaobao, your arm injury hasn't healed yet, don't make a fuss, be careful of getting hurt again!"

"No, don't worry!" Zhuo Shi's voice came from the cloakroom, and soon Lu Huaijing heard him shout happily, "I found it, I found it! This is it!"

With a cheerful face, he trotted all the way, and stuffed the white baseball cap he was carrying into Lu Huaijing's arms.This baseball cap is the same as the one on his head, but the size is different.

Lu Huaijing looked at the sportswear in his arms. Although he looked disgusted, he didn't want to spoil the fun. Looking at the excited Zhuo Shi in front of him, he reluctantly nodded, didn't say anything, and went to take a shower with the clothes in his arms.

When Lu Huaijing entered the bathroom, Zhuo Shi raised his neck and smiled triumphantly, his face was full of pride in the success of his scheme!

This is his carefully selected couple outfit!

This set of bright yellow sportswear, matching hat, and sneakers were all selected by him himself, and then he went to the housekeeper's grandpa to buy it by acting coquettishly.

He has no other ideas, he just wants to wear the same clothes as Lu Huaijing, and show them to Song Huajia, so that he can widen his titanium alloy dog ​​eyes, so that he can take a good look, he and Lu Huaijing are dressed the same, would Song Huajia dare to scold him It's a milk doll!

Song Huajia, who was the best hit, wept bitterly, knelt down and begged for mercy, and kept saying to them: "Zhuo Shi is not a bean sprout, not a milk baby. I promise I will never belittle Zhuo Shi again. Zhuo Shi and Lu Huaijing are the best match!"

Zhuo Shi was amused by the picture he had made up in his brain, and couldn't help but feel triumphant.

In the bathroom, Lu Huaijing dried his hair, looked back at the bright yellow sportswear on the shelf, and could not help showing disgust on his face.

Feeling helpless, he gritted his teeth, walked over, and put his clothes on.

In the mirror, he was dressed in bright yellow, which was dazzling and eye-catching in the crowd.

Lu Huaijing has never worn such bright colors since he was a child, even when he was a baby. It was difficult for him to get used to it for a while, and he immediately wanted to take off his clothes and change back into his suit shirt.

Just as he reached out to pull the zipper of his sportswear jacket, there was the sound of "slapping" footsteps from the bathroom door—someone was trotting over in slippers.

Lu Huaijing's face darkened, no need to think, there was no one else who dared to run so casually in his bedroom wearing slippers, except Zhuo Shi.Even a bohemian person like Song Huajia didn't have the guts to do this.

Sure enough, in the next second, he heard Zhuo Shi's voice, which came through the bathroom door: "Brother, brother! Why haven't you come out yet! Come out quickly! Grandpa the housekeeper has already prepared breakfast, let's hurry up Go to breakfast at [-]:[-], or you'll be late!"

Lu Huaijing: "..."

In fact, he especially wanted to remind Zhuo Shi that Lu Huaijing was the protagonist of this hot spring vacation, and he could go whenever he wanted, and there was no such thing as being late.No one dared to say that he was late!

He took another look at himself shining golden in the mirror, gritted his teeth, took a deep breath, suppressed the thought of changing clothes again, opened the door of the bath, and walked out from inside.

The sportswear on him is the same as Zhuo Shi's, but because he is taller than Zhuo Shi, the size is different.

In his life, apart from the school uniform, it was the first time he wore the same clothes as someone, and it felt a little novel, as if there was a little more intimacy.

The style and color of the clothes are extremely inconsistent with his aesthetics.However, because Zhuo Shi was good-looking and a natural clothes hanger, this set of clothes looked fresh and bright when worn on Zhuo Shi's body, giving people an eye-catching feeling.Based on Zhuo Shi's good-looking clothes, Lu Huaijing instantly felt that wearing this set of clothes on him was not so unacceptable.

The housekeeper of the Lu family was waiting in the restaurant downstairs. Looking at Lu Huaijing and Zhuo Shi, one big and one small, they walked in in exactly the same clothes, and instantly a gratified smile crept up on their cheeks, and sighed: "Our family finally has two It's a child!"

Lu Huaijing's childhood background was bloody, and he experienced ups and downs. This was the first time the old housekeeper saw Lu Huaijing, who exuded a youthful atmosphere and was full of vigor.However, Lu Huaijing kept his face straight, without even a smile, looking like a serious old man.

The old housekeeper reminded him: "Mr. Lu, today is a holiday. You are going to the hot spring for vacation. Smile and don't always keep a straight face. Looking at your appearance, people will think you are the elder brother of Master Zhuo Shi, but looking at your expression , those who didn’t know thought you were Zhuo Shi’s old father!”

Lu Huaijing: "..."

Zhuo Shi, who was drinking milk from a milk cup, stopped drinking milk, raised his head inadvertently, and collided with Lu Huai's displeased gaze unexpectedly.

Lu Huaijing stared at the milk froth around Zhuo Shi's mouth, and the expression on his face became even more displeased.

Even if he doesn't keep a straight face, Zhuo Shi's small appearance will definitely be mistaken for his son by others!

He's obviously a 20-year-old boy, how can he be so... so milky?

Sure enough, raising a canary that looks like a milk doll can only be tolerated by oneself.

This morning, Lu Huaijing started from wearing clothes he wasn't used to, then he was lectured by the housekeeper who watched him grow up, and then he was tortured by the excitement of going on a trip by Zhuo Shi's group, and when he finally got into the car, he was already Exhausted, feeling like I've been ravaged by a bunch of little dolls.

Sure enough, the idea of ​​not wanting to raise children in this life was right, he couldn't bear this Zhuo Shi, if there were other little milk dolls, he might go crazy straight away.

Lu Huaijing sat in the car and closed his eyes to rest his mind, but Zhuo Shi was full of energy, not at all like someone who got up at five o'clock in the morning to pack his luggage.Zhuo Shi sat next to Lu Huaijing, babbling non-stop along the way.Either he was sending WeChat with his manager Song Xiaoqiu, or he was snapping photos and sending them to Shen Xinan.

Lu Huaijing, who had his eyes closed, also heard Zhuo Shi and Shen Xinan's wechat voices, both of them were excited and chattering non-stop.Zhuo Shi was showing off his hot spring vacation, while Shen Xinan was showing off that he had finally received a big commercial shoot and was on his way now.

Zhuo Shi became more and more excited as he talked, his body kept leaning towards Lu Huaijing, but he himself didn't notice it, while holding the phone to speak, he stared outside without blinking, admiring the scenery with great interest.

Lu Huaijing followed Zhuo Shi's line of sight and looked out of the car window. Except for the lush green trees on both sides of the expressway, and the occasional mountains that can be seen in the distance, there was nothing to see. .

What's even more amazing is that Shen Xinan, who spoke with Zhuo Shi, was completely talking about what he saw and heard on the way to shoot commercials. Sometimes he said that there was a large lake in front of him, and sometimes he said that he saw a red-crowned crane.And Zhuo Shi, who didn't have these by the highway, was able to talk like a chicken and a duck, and continued: "My side is full of trees and mountains, and there are no lakes and red-crowned cranes. However, we are going to a hot spring for vacation! It is said that there There is a large hot spring, and there is an extinct volcano behind the hot spring, and there is also a volcanic lake on the Dead and Huo Mountain, maybe the volcanic lake can also have red-crowned cranes, and I can see it too! If you can’t see the red-crowned cranes, it would be nice to see a few squirrels.”

Lu Huaijing: "..."

Seeing his little canary so excited and self-comforting, Lu Huaijing was inexplicably sad.

The little canary in his family is simple and innocent, a little fantasy can make him happy like this; a little sweetness can make him turn his belly unsuspectingly towards his master.His happiness is so simple and easy to satisfy, but Zhuo Shi has never been satisfied since he was a child.Whether it's his adoptive father Zhuo Jian'an, or his biological parents Xia's couple, they have all failed the purest heart of a young boy.

Lu Huaijing looked at Zhuo Shi, feeling inexplicably distressed. When Zhuo Shi leaned back while dancing with his mobile phone, he didn't push Zhuo Shi away, but stretched out his hand and circled him carefully, for fear that he would bump into somewhere accidentally. Then hit his injured arm badly.

The car drove along the expressway and arrived at the hot spring resort that Song Huajia had booked in advance at noon.

It is next to an extinct volcano, and there are natural hot springs gushing out from the ground. The air is fresh and pleasant, which is very suitable for tourists to recuperate.

Zhuo Shi opened the car door, happily jumped out of the car, flung his small schoolbag, and carried it on his back.

Song Huajia, who came out to meet Lu Huaijing, was caught off guard when he saw Zhuo Shi, who was dressed in bright yellow, carrying a primary school schoolbag, bouncing around at the door of the car.

Song Huajia: "..."

He paused for a moment, then moved his eyes away from Zhuo Shi, and fell on Lu Huaijing who was getting out of the car, and was instantly blinded by the bright yellow color on Lu Huaijing's body.

Song Huajia looked at the two handsome guys, one big and one small, who looked like replicas, and couldn't help complaining: "Woc, you two are wearing parent-child outfits today?!"

Zhuo Shi, who was about to show off his and Lu Huaijing's couple outfits: "..."

He was instantly annoyed, and stomped his feet angrily: "You are only pretending to be a parent-child, and your whole family is wearing a parent-child costume! Open your eyes and see clearly, this is a couple costume! A couple costume! Do you understand?!"

Song Huajia groaned: "But, your clothes are obviously like kindergarten children going on an outing! Facing a little doll like you, who would think of thinking about it as a couple outfit! If I dare to think about it, no Knowing that I thought I had a bad habit, I mistakenly thought I was a weirdo, and asked the police uncle to arrest me!"

Zhuo Shi's face was flushed with anger, and the accumulated anger burst out all at once: "Where am I in kindergarten? I'm not short, and I'm definitely tall among male artists. I'm already 20 years old. Your eyes Are you blind? Just assume that I am a kindergartener, I am already an adult, I can do whatever I want!"

Song Huajia frowned, and said mercilessly: "The bean sprouts can only yell..."

"Song Huajia, shut up." Lu Huaijing cut Song Huajia firmly.

Song Huajia choked, and immediately fell silent, not daring to speak again.

Lu Huaijing stretched out his hand and pulled back Zhuo Shi, who was quarreling with his teeth and claws, hugged him in his arms, and said to him with a smile, "Okay, okay, don't be angry, it's not a parent-child outfit, it's a couple outfit. Song Huajia is blind and can't tell .”

Song Huajia who was inexplicably blind: "???"

Zhuo Shi's back was pressed against Lu Huaijing's chest, and he could feel the vibration in his chest when he laughed.He felt as if he had been pressed the pause button, and all his anger was also suspended, and disappeared in an instant.His body relaxed slowly, without struggling, he nestled in Lu Huaijing's arms obediently and obediently.

Song Huajia looked at Zhuo Shi, with an attitude like a Sichuan opera changing face, and his breath got stuck in his throat, and he couldn't get up or down. After holding back for a long time, he angrily yelled at Lu Huaijing: "You, you can spoil him, spoil him Lawless, shit on your head in the future, what do I see you do?"

Zhuo Shi, who was leaning against Lu Huaijing's arms, instantly felt like a firecracker being set on fire. His whole body was blown up, and he wanted to rush over to argue with Song Huajia.Lu Huaijing took his arm hard, strangled him, and stared at Song Huajia in displeasure, frowning: "If you don't know how to speak, keep your mouth shut, why are you talking so much nonsense!"

Song Huajia made a silent expression, which inevitably caused Zhuo Shi to stare at him several times in a row.He sighed: "Okay, just get used to it. Come on, let's go in. This is the best location in this hot spring resort. I've already booked it all. It's safe and secret, and you can do whatever you want inside."

It was only then that Zhuo Shi noticed that the position they were in now was the highest position in the entire villa, with lush mountains behind them, and the sound of a small river could even be heard in the distance.It is said that this mountain is the legendary extinct volcano, and the small river flowing out is hot spring water.

In addition to their part, this hot spring resort also has a part below, which is where ordinary tourists go on vacation.Although the two places can see each other from a distance, they are still very far apart, so it is said that the above is a private site, and outsiders are not allowed to enter.

Before Zhuo Shi got into the book, he grew up in an orphanage.Later, he started working and was also the lowest social animal.In order to make money, I don't even have time to rest, 007 every day, let alone the opportunity to go out for vacation.

This was his first vacation in two lifetimes, so he inevitably looked like a bumpkin and didn't understand anything.

In particular, Song Huajia deliberately targeted him.

He gave Zhuo Shi a room card alone, Zhuo Shi took it in a daze, looked at Lu Huaijing puzzledly, and wanted to ask him: "Aren't we living together?"

He has been in Lu's villa for so long, except that he lived in the guest room on the second floor at first, and later slept with Lu Huaijing.The bed in Lu Huaijing's master bedroom is big and comfortable, and Zhuo Shi likes to roll and play on it when Lu Huaijing is not around.Of course, if Lu Huaijing was around, he wouldn't dare to move around.No matter how harmless Lu Huaijing behaved in front of him, Zhuo Shi still clearly remembered that Lu Huaijing liked men.He didn't want to start a fire.

When Zhuo Shi looked at Lu Huaijing blankly, Lu Huaijing was chatting "officially" with the hot spring owner, his tone was polite and alienated, without any sincerity.Since the other party is Song Huajia's friend, Lu Huaijing is not good enough to not give the other party face, so he can only deal with it perfunctorily.

He had a few words with the hot spring owner, turned around and saw Zhuo Shi was looking at him with puzzlement in his eyes, so he waved to him and called him to his side.

When the hot spring owner saw Zhuo Shi, he immediately smiled obsequiously, and greeted Zhuo Shi politely: "This young master is really good-looking, I don't know how to call him?"

Although Zhuo Shi is an actor and has inherited the talent of the original lead actor, but facing the hot spring owner who enthusiastically compliments him, he still looks embarrassed, and his little hand unconsciously grabs Lu Huaijing's sleeve.

Lu Huaijing took his little hand back, wrapped his hand in the palm of his hand, and introduced it to the hot spring owner perfunctorily: "This is a child of our Lu family, you can call him the young master. Since there is nothing wrong here, we will Go up first."

Lu Huaijing led Zhuo Shi very naturally and walked towards the elevator.Assistant Xiao Tang followed behind with a group of assistant bodyguards, which was extremely spectacular.

Zhuo Shi originally wanted to ask Lu Huaijing about the room card, but seeing the situation, he didn't ask.He thought sullenly: It's not that he hasn't lived by himself, and there's nothing wrong with living alone.Who cares about living with Lu Huaijing, it's so inconvenient!

He muttered to himself, and soon the elevator took them upstairs.Then, Lu Huaijing led him out of the elevator without pausing, and directly led him into the most luxurious VIP suite.

Afterwards, Xiao Tang's assistant and the others quickly unpacked and arranged their luggage. Those that should be hung in the cloakroom were sent to the cloakroom, and those that should be put in the bathroom were sent to the bathroom...Everything was in order, and Zhuo Shi didn't need to worry about it at all.

Lu Huaijing pulled the bored Zhuo Shi to sit on the sofa, scratched his nose with a smile, and asked dotingly: "Xiaobao, are you hungry? Wait a minute, when the restaurant downstairs is ready, we will Go down and eat."

Zhuo Shi sat on the sofa with the sofa on his back and Lu Huaijing beside him.He was still holding a useless room card in his hand - it was given to him by Song Huajia, and the number of the room card was two floors downstairs.

He stared at the room card in his hand, and took another sneak peek. Lu Huaijing, who was talking to his secretary, was heartbroken. When Lu Huaijing wasn't paying attention, he stuffed the room card into the gap of the sofa.

snort!

Now that Lu Huaijing has brought him up, he will not go back to sleep in the guest room downstairs as Song Huajia arranged!

It's not easy for him to come for a vacation, he must live in the best and most luxurious vip panoramic room!

Seeing Zhuo Shi sitting on the sofa, looking around very dishonestly, Lu Huaijing patted the top of his hair, and said to him: "Xiao Bao, what do you want to see, go and see by yourself, I will explain the company affairs to the secretary, wait I will come to accompany you."

"En." Zhuo Shi nodded obediently.He finally confirmed that Lu Huaijing had no plans to drive him away.

It seems that Song Huajia can't succeed again this time.

This room in Lu Huaijing is the best suite in the entire hot spring resort, with glass on all sides and a panoramic view.Standing at the window to look out, condescending, able to bring the entire resort into view, really has a feeling of grandeur and grandeur at a glance.

Zhuo Shi was ecstatic.

Soon, Lu Huaijing finished explaining the matter to his secretary, and when he turned his head, he found his little Canary, with bright eyes, looking out of the window in surprise.He was very curious and wanted to know what his little canary saw, so he got up and walked towards Zhuo Shi.

Zhuo Shizheng was so absorbed in watching that he didn't even notice that someone was approaching behind him.After looking at it for a while, he excitedly took out his mobile phone, turned on the camera, and took pictures of the scenery outside the window, ready to post it to Moments to show off.

In order to find the perfect camera angle, he couldn't help but took two steps back, and stepped on Lu Huaijing's leather shoes.

Zhuo Shi lost his balance, grasping the phone with one hand, and randomly grasping in mid-air with the other, trying to grab something to prevent himself from falling.

Lu Huaijing didn't expect that Zhuo Shi would fall down after bumping into him, worried that Zhuo Shi would hit his injured arm, Lu Huaijing hurriedly bent down to catch Zhuo Shi, what a coincidence, Zhuo Shi's empty hand, Finally found a point of strength, instinctively grabbed it hard, and grabbed the waist of Lu Huaijing's sports pants who wanted to hug him.

In the blink of an eye, Lu Huaijing hugged Zhuo Shi's waist and hugged him in his arms, while Zhuo Shi grabbed the waist of his trousers, the elastic was pulled down like this, and his hands went down the waist of the trousers, just stuck underneath awkward position.

Lu Huaijing: "..."

Zhuo Shi: "..."

Lu Huaijing took a deep breath, suppressed his incompatibility, looked at the panicked young boy in his arms, gritted his teeth and said, "Xiaobao, I know you have a crush on me, and I know you just want to wear couple clothes with me, but I didn't expect you to be so anxious, you can't wait in broad daylight?"

Zhuo Shi blushed, and hurriedly denied: "No, no, no, no, no, no, no!"

Once again, he deeply understood what it meant when God let you die, you will definitely die, and there will be no mercy!

The author has something to say:

Zhuo Shi: Don't disturb the scene of the society's death!