I Got Caught After Flirting with the Wrong Person

Only at this moment did Fei Bai understand what it meant to shoot himself in the foot.

He laughed dryly, and said bravely, "Yes, I'm pretty good at cooking."

A deadly job, a vegetable dish.

Luo Yusen on the other end of the phone guessed that there was nothing to do at noon, so he followed his words and asked, "What kind of food is the little brother best at?"

Warm leftovers.Fei Bai thought.

But he couldn't tell the truth to Luo Yusen, so he made it up casually: "There are too many. If I leave it here to report the names of the dishes to my brother, I can report them for an hour."

Luo Yusen knew that the child was talking big, so he didn't expose him, so he just said, "Okay, then I'll wait."

After hanging up the phone, Fei Bai walked through a row of luxury cars in the parking space, and found the apartment building he was going to.

Although the house here is not as luxurious as Luo Yusen's villa on the second ring road, it is also much better than the dilapidated building he lived in before. Fei Bai stood in the fully transparent viewing elevator, thinking very spinelessly that he was actually being taken care of by Luo Yusen Not bad either.

Luo Yusen wanted him to move in today, but his previous rental contract hadn't expired yet, so he had to cancel the rent early. Fei Bai felt a little pain when he thought of the liquidated damages.

The elevator stopped at the floor he was going to, Fei Bai took out the key from his pocket and opened the door.

The decoration of the house is still the simple and elegant style that Luo Yusen likes. It seems that someone comes to clean it regularly. The floor is spotless and the furniture exudes a bright luster.

There was only a pair of slippers in the shoe cabinet, which should belong to Luo Yusen. Fei Bai remembered that the other party had a cleanliness habit, so he didn't go to get them. He took off his sneakers at the door, and walked in on the floor wearing socks.

He didn't care about anything else, he just wanted to see the bedroom.

There is only one bedroom with a big bed in it.

Fei Bai paused for a moment, then laughed at himself for being hypocritical, he had never heard of sleeping in separate beds as a foster caretaker.

Besides, he and Luo Yusen have done what they should do, so why are you still holding back here.

But still a little awkward.Fei Bai shook his head and exited the bedroom, thinking about cooking for Luo Yusen tonight, he visited the kitchen again.

The kitchen has all the pots and pans, and there is a large refrigerator with double doors, but it's empty inside, making Fei Bai feel like it's a waste of electricity.

Fei Bai left after seeing the house. After class in the afternoon, he went back to his home to tidy up his things. He didn't forget to take the box of condoms in the bedside table that he bought when he met Luo Yusen at the convenience store. I brought a bottle of lubricant, and then called the landlord again, saying that I plan to move out in the next two days, and I will notify him after cleaning up.

After finishing all this, Fei Bai began to concentrate on worrying about the problem of cooking at night.

It's not that he can't learn now, but he is afraid that he will not only fail to do well, but also blow up Luo Yusen's kitchen.

If it was instant noodles, Luo Yusen probably blew him up.

Then you can only order takeaway and pretend to make it yourself.

So Fei Bai clicked on the takeaway software, chose a roast chicken restaurant in a remote location with few people ordering it and no physical store, in short, Luo Yusen would never have eaten there, and placed an order.

While waiting for the food to arrive, he thought of a serious problem, that is, he couldn't order food for Luo Yusen every day for the past six months, right? Are you showing your stuffing?

So there is a price to pay for lying.

Fei Bai sighed, thinking that he still had to learn how to cook as soon as possible.

Then again, are the requirements for the male college students who are taken care of now so high, even if they sleep with them, they still have to cook?

Sure enough, in this era of introversion, 360 lines, line competition is fierce.

He saw that the takeaway would arrive in an hour, so he put on his coat and went downstairs, planning to go to the supermarket next to the shopping center to buy some ingredients, put some in the refrigerator to pretend, and then try to make something in the pot , so as to create the illusion that he went too far.

Half an hour later, Fei Bai came back with a bag of fruits and vegetables and four crabs.

Walking around the supermarket just now, he felt that among all the things with legs, crabs are the best. As long as they are steamed in a pan, there is probably nothing wrong.

He stuffed vegetables and fruits into the fresh-keeping layer of the refrigerator, then poured four live crabs into a large stainless steel plate, took out a pair of large scissors and began to cut the rubber bands tied on the crab claws.

The handling of the first three crabs went smoothly. Fei Bai cut off the claws of the fourth crab with the feeling that he was about to finish the job. As a result, this crab was too energetic, and he couldn't wait to crawl out of the saucer as soon as he was untied. go out.

Fei Bai let out a "hey" and wanted to reach out and pull it back, but he didn't expect the crab to grab a fruit knife that was placed beside it when it swung its claws wildly.

"Fuck," Fei Bai was taken aback, "You want to rebel?"

He frightenedly said a few words to the crab, and was relieved when he found that the crab ignored him. He confirmed that the little thing had neither become a spirit nor transformed, and that he was still a human with an absolute advantage in size and strength.

So Fei Bai, a human with an absolute advantage in size and strength, took the crab's fruit knife with the pair of scissors, and drove it back into the plate.

He poured cold water into the steamer, poured the crabs into the steamer, and quickly closed the lid to prevent the four multi-legged crustaceans from escaping.

As soon as Fei Bai turned on the fire, the phone on the table vibrated, and he hurried over to pick it up: "Hello, it's my takeaway, okay, you wait at the door, I'll go down right away."

The security measures in the community are strict, and no irrelevant personnel are allowed to enter, not even the delivery guy. Fei Bai complained about this inhumane rule, and went out with the key.

He walked to the gate of the community and saw a delivery guy waiting outside on a motorcycle. The guy also saw him, and started to confirm the phone number with him from a long distance away.

At this time, Feibai caught a glimpse of a car driving over at the intersection more than ten meters away. It looked very similar to Luo Yusen's. He panicked, and immediately ran over to snatch the takeaway from the little brother's hand, and then slapped him. Sprint back.

The little brother was taken aback by him, and kept chasing Fei Bai to ask if it was roast chicken, trying to figure out whether he was picking up the takeaway or grabbing it.

Fei Bai raised the takeaway bag in his hand, took a look, and roared, "Yes, yes, it's mine!"

Using his feet as hot wheels, he rolled back to his new home out of breath at the speed of life and death, and opened the door faster than a thief.

Fei Bai hurriedly opened the cupboard and took out a few dishes, put the food in, then grabbed the plastic lunch box and bag and stuffed them into the trash can.

Then he heard the sound of the keyhole turning.

Fei Bai stood up and kicked the trash can deep into the kitchen, took a deep breath, walked to the door, and smiled at Luo Yusen: "Brother, welcome back."