Captain wants to fall in love with me [E-sports]

Xu Yichen: I'll beat you to death! ! !

The next morning, Li Mengxun got up and went downstairs, and found that his family was in charge of his beauty—a certain god was lying on the sofa in the living room with dark circles under his eyes, holding up his mobile phone to look haggardly, moaning from time to time, looking not energetic, even The breakfast my aunt bought was also placed on the coffee table without moving.

Li Mengxun grabbed a slipper and took a bite of a deep-fried dough stick, then grabbed a cup of warm soy milk and sat opposite Zhou Yan, looking him up and down, left and right.His intuition told him that something was wrong with Zhou Yan today.

Li Mengxun kicked Zhou Yan's leg with the tip of his shoe: "Did you go to cultivate immortality last night?"

Hearing this, Zhou Yan only moved his eyeballs while looking at the ceiling, and he slowly turned his head, but he hissed because his neck was sore from maintaining the same position for too long.After finally standing up straight, he turned his neck to relieve the soreness.

What kind of fairy is it? I coaxed my wife to go.

After he tweeted about Guan Yuerong last night, Xu Yichen froze and didn't respond to him at all.

Zhou Yansheng sighed helplessly, supported his forehead, and decided to bring in foreign aid: "Old Li, I want to ask you something, don't ask me why, just tell me how to do it."

Li Mengxun took a sip of soy milk and raised his chin: "Say it."

Zhou Yan organized his thoughts: "For example, let's say you have a girlfriend..."

Li Mengxun rebuffed: "I don't have a girlfriend."

Zhou Yan choked up, impatiently wanting to roll up his sleeves and beat up the person in front of him: "I said, for example, hypothetical! So can't you use your brain to imagine it?"

Li Mengxun chewed the deep-fried dough sticks and whispered "Oh".

Zhou Yan was sure that the guy was okay, so he asked, "Hey, now you and your girlfriend are arguing. Actually, it's not a quarrel, but the cold war... doesn't seem to count. Anyway, he's just a little angry. If it were you, what would you do?" coax?"

Li Mengxun almost choked on the soy milk, he was shocked: "You have a girlfriend?!!! Did you quarrel with your girlfriend?!!!"

"There is no quarrel, don't focus on the key points."

"So you admit you have a girlfriend???"

Zhou Yan put on an expression of no comment, but in the end he couldn't resist Li Mengxun's death stare, and he had no choice but to surrender in order to get the trick: "It's not a girlfriend."

Well, it's a boyfriend.

Li Mengxun stared at Zhou Yan for a long time, as if to confirm whether he was lying or not: "Did you really have a girlfriend? In fact, we don't care if you are dating and playing with friends... let's not talk about whether it will affect your hand speed or not. Mentality, but if you know the basics, especially if you have a lot of fans of wives and girlfriends like you, if it is exposed one day, we can still make an emergency public relations, right?"

"Really not." Zhou Yan was originally dizzy because of Yichen leaving him alone, but now he listened to Li Mengxun preaching there again, his head was very big.Zhou Yan licked his lips, trying to find an excuse: "That's it, I have a friend..."

"Stop, stop, don't say 'I have a friend' again, why don't you get tired of saying it at the beginning?" After all, Li Mengxun wanted to give Zhou Yan a proper solution to the problem, if it really affected the mentality and then the training Senna can't.

He thought for a while and replied seriously: "I don't have a girlfriend. If you ask me to imagine it, I can't think of it, let alone coax people. But I think Peng Yu and his ex-girlfriend's circle of friends who show affection may be It would be more effective to send flowers or make a date together? So what's going on?"

Zhou Yan thought about the possibility of sending flowers in his heart, and replied casually without thinking: "It's nothing, it just made my ancestor angry, and he is coaxing."

Ancestor, isn't the ancestor the aunt?

Li Mengxun's fearful heart finally subsided, and he continued to advise Zhou Yan: "If it's auntie, then buy some health care products, massage chairs or directly arrange a spa, and make sure to coax it right away. By the way, auntie is not Developing music abroad?"

"..."

It's really a lot of mistakes.

Zhou Yan coughed and said, "It's okay, I can handle this matter."

Seeing Zhou Yan, Li Mengxun didn't seem to want to say more, and didn't ask further. "There's another thing. Huo just came to me and said that you didn't meet the target for this month. I don't know what you were doing during the holidays. You haven't been online for seven days. Chen Cheng, the bottom king, is the last one this time." It has reached the standard. Hurry up and finish it today."

Zhou Yan gave a perfunctory "Oh", and Li Mengxun threw a pillow at him with hatred: "Don't oh oh oh oh! Hurry up. The new assistant will join the team tomorrow, and then every day It's a training match, so I don't have time to rank you."

Like a little chicken, Zhou Yan was thrown into the live broadcast room by Li Mengxun for ranking, and he was also ordered to fight today, otherwise he would never come out.

Damn it, I want to go back and coax my wife!

……

The ranking index is 45 stars for the king, Zhou Yan is now [-] stars, and there are only five rounds left to go up.Because King of Glory has a king star drop mechanism, that is, if you reach the king rank, you will automatically lose one star if you don't play rank for a week.Zhou Yan thinks it is troublesome. At the beginning of the season, he will roughly calculate how many weeks there are in a season, and then directly hit that star at the beginning of the season.

But this time the calculation was a little bit wrong.

Zhou Yan wobbled in the gaming chair for a long time, finally found a comfortable position to lean on, poked into the qualifying match, and was quickly matched.

Several teammates were discussing which hero to use, and someone noticed Zhou Yan's ID.

First floor: [The ID on the third floor looks familiar...]

The fifth floor: [It seems a bit? 】

The second floor: [Isn't this ID someone's? ? ?Just that professional player! 】

Second floor: [Fuck!I can't remember the name all of a sudden! 】

Zhou Yan has a lot of accounts, in addition to the large account, there are several small accounts, and sometimes even the password of the small account is forgotten.Because there are too many sizes, he didn’t bother to name them all. The large size and the small size are all taken with one letter—for example, the large size is: YYYYYy, and the small size is: YYYYYYy. That's all.

At this time, the mic on the fourth floor: "Ahhhh! Brother Yan!!! You are also playing ranked!"

The fourth floor: "Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

To be honest, Zhou Yan didn't recognize who the fourth floor who recognized his ID was.And seeing the tone that seems to be very familiar to me, it doesn't feel like a fan or a passerby.If it is a fan or a passer-by, they will usually shout: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Yan Shen!!!"

Zhou Yanshang searched for who this person was in his mind, and the other party told him directly: "It's me! It's me! Yuerong!"

Oh, it's Yuerong.

Oh...is it Yuerong? !

What the hell!

If I had known that I should have looked through the almanac this morning, wouldn't it be inappropriate to play in rankings? How could I run into Yue Rong? !

It's the end of the season, are you a professional player or a shooter and you haven't reached a hundred stars yet? !

And because of this guy last night, my wife was angry, which made him unable to coax him well all night, and he is still lying on the blacklist.

"Brother Yan, why are you playing ranked? Are you not going to the top?"

Yuerong's excitement and excitement almost overflowed the screen, and her words were filled with joy.In the past, because Zhou Yan never played in duo, he didn't bother to disturb him, but now that he can meet in solo, wouldn't that be equal to duo!

It's so easy to make a wish come true!

Although Zhou Yan was not in a good mood, he was not too cold-faced towards Yue Rong. He turned on all the microphones and said, "The index is not enough, five stars short."

Yuerong said clearly: "Oh! That's nothing! With Brother Yan's strength, you can hit him up very quickly!"

Zhou Yan let out a "hmm".

Yuerong was really excited, and kept asking Zhou Yan what he had for lunch, and whether the last pool party was fun, and he wanted to go too, and hoped that in the future, the league could build a large team with all KPL players, etc.

At this time, Zhou Yan wanted to yell: I have a wife!Please keep your distance! ! !

The other three people in the team were typing, and did not turn on the microphone to disturb the two professional players.

First floor: [Fuck! ! ! !It turned out to be Yan Shen and Yue Rong! ! !Meet two professions!This is secure! 】

The fourth floor: [To be honest, I'm already lying down hahahaha! 】

Fourth floor: [I've been stuck at star 49 for a long time!Obviously, he almost got [-] stars, but in the end, he met several actors, but the report was unsuccessful! It's over! 】

The second floor: [Brothers on the fourth floor don't worry, this one will definitely get 50 stars. 】

When choosing a hero, everyone knew that Zhou Yan liked to use the shooter in the upper part, so he gave up the shooter position, and Yuerong went to the side to fill the position.Zhou Yan took Marco Polo first, and Yuerong took Charlotte.

The fifth floor on the opposite side didn't know what was going on, and locked Luna in seconds when there was a jungler.Not to mention that Luna is not as strong as a jungler when she walks on the side, and more importantly, the jungler is a mirror, which means that Luna cannot have a blue buff.

Yue Rong whispered: "I think our lineup is pretty easy to play. Although there seems to be no point that can limit Luna."

The second floor: "The Luna of this kind of game is taken out to give away the head. Is it possible that it can show off five?"

Entering the game, both sides developed friendly before the fourth level.

Until Luna on the opposite side rose to level four, Luna invaded the wild area after killing Yuerong Charlotte, and punishment took away their red buff.

Yuerong apologized: "Mistakes, brothers."

The jungler Zhao Yun said: "It's okay bro. Keep growing."

Although Yue Rong said so, he was no longer able to beat Luna in the lane, missing a cannon and river monster, and the economy had already been pulled away.

More importantly, he couldn't figure out if he had a grudge against Na Luna, otherwise why would he be so fierce?As long as he is online, the set of Moonlight will grind his health infinitely. If he hadn't flashed and escaped in time, he would probably have given another head to him.

I can't figure it out, and I can't figure it out.

Where did he piss off brother Luna?

Could it be that he was tortured and educated by himself before?So this time it's for revenge?

Makes sense, it's over now.

Yuerong understood the reason, but——!

"Fuck! This Luna is so fucking fierce!"

"Don't hit, don't hit, the child is stupid!"

"Could it be that Luna is my elder brother Xun?!"

"It's numb, I'm gone again."

Probably because Yue Rong was abused too much, Zhou Yan finally looked at the economic panel.

Monthly capacity: 0-5-0.

Opposite Luna: 5-0-0.

The economy is almost at [-].

Zhou Yan asked, "Do you want to change the line?"

Yue Rong didn't want to, how could he not match up in front of his idol!

A few seconds after he got angry, Luna suddenly put a mark on his head with a skill from the grass, forcibly jumped over the second tower to kill him, and then escaped.

Yuerong disarmed aggrievedly and said: "Brother Yan... also, let's change the line..."

Yue Rong switched to the road of development, and Zhou Yan went to the road of confrontation.

Zhou Yan thought that his Marco Polo would be able to overwhelm Luna's limelight at least in the lane, but Luna seemed to be invincible, and he would kill everyone when he saw him. He didn't even have time to consume the opponent's blood.

Yue Rong was dumbfounded, and she was afraid that Zhou Yan would feel bad, so she comforted her: "... In this version, the shooter is the younger brother, and Luna has been eating our wild area, and the economy is very high..."

Zhou Yan laughed: "There's no need to do that, I really can't stand him."

Zhou Yan has a more casual attitude towards qualifying and peak matches. He is too tired to play high-intensity training games. Ranking is like a tonic for leisure and entertainment. He doesn't care about these.

At this time, his own jungler typed on all the channels of the public screen like weeds on the wall and asked——

[[All] Falling in love with someone (Zhao Yun): That Luna opposite, are you the anchor?so strong? 】

[[All] Falling in love with someone (Zhao Yun): I have never seen you break too big. 】

[[All] fall in love with someone (Zhao Yun): tell me the room number of the platform, I will pay attention to observe and observe. 】

Xu Yichen sneered.

[[All] Money Invincible (Luna): Heh. 】

Xu Yichen's mood at this moment can be described as extremely bad, like a firecracker that ignites at the slightest touch, the kind that he would blow up immediately if anyone dared to provoke him.

He got up early this morning to play rank with the trumpet to practice his hand, and played a few rounds of shooter. He felt that the new version hadn't been released yet, and the shooter was already a younger brother, so he planned to play some fancy games and watch the operation, so he locked Luna.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he entered the loading interface, he saw those two familiar IDs and the familiar occupation logo.Not to mention bumping into Zhou Yan, but even bumping into Yue Rong who was next to Zhou Yan.

next to each other!

tightly!

Xu Yichen knew that Zhou Yan couldn't duo with others, so he could only meet him by chance, but it wasn't enough just by chance!

He is not happy, can't he see it? !

It's fine if you don't coax, but there is still time to play ranked!

Ahhhhh!Congested! ! !

Xu Yichen didn't do anything, just kept staring at these two people to kill.

Let you play ranking!

Let you not coax me!

Teammates who have no sense of presence in the whole world: ...

In fact, Xu Yichen's jealousy is not so strong, and it is common for professional players to run into each other in ranking.However, since he saw the karst cp's super talk last night, his whole body has been soaked in lemon juice, and the sourness has sprung up like mushrooms after a spring rain, piercing the tip of his heart, very astringent.

Xu Yichen is already a big kill, record: 9-0-1.

His teammates were frightened by him. When choosing a hero, he locked Luna without saying a word. He didn't communicate at the beginning, and ended up doing big things here in silence.

Jungle Mirror was a little dissatisfied at first, Luna played badly on the side lane and just gave it away, but at the moment he was trembling, and finally realized that this Luna was the real boss, and quickly gave up his blue buff.

[[Our side] I want to get higher points (Mirror): Brother Luna, why don't you take blue? 】

Inexplicably cautious.

Xu Yichen was not polite and accepted it directly.

[[Our side] Money Invincible (Luna): Thank you. 】

The jungler dared not speak, and silently cleared the wild area, wishing to give up the wild area to the boss.

Because Xu Yichen's Luna opened up the situation at the beginning of the game, they were able to easily press the three lanes. Originally, they wanted to be safe and boil the frogs in warm water.

Unexpectedly, Zhou Yan happened to be nearby when he went to catch Charlotte (Yue Rong) who was leading the line in front of the jungler.After taking a look at it, he felt that it could not be saved, so he decided to sell it.But Yue Rong called him while running in her direction: "Brother Yan, Brother Yan! Pick it up! Pick me up!"

When he yelled, Zhou Yan stood there thinking for two seconds without moving.

However, in just these two seconds, Xu Yichen became annoyed.

Xu Yichen used the little soldiers as a springboard, and flew over with the first skill to catch the big move, and then pulled him over with the second skill and then kept attacking him.

Still want to save someone?

Still thinking for two seconds?

Let you save people!

Makes you think!

Ok? !

The author says:

Yan Shen: I kneel down for my wife.Don't be angry woohoo.

Yan Shen: Why don't I give you a kiss, or two, or groan, don't be angry...

Yan Shen: Wife~

Yan Shen: Oh no, husband~

Zhang Xun: Coax people well!I didn't ask you to spread dog food! ! ! !