Report to the teacher, I want to bomb the school

Yi Feiran locked his bicycle at the school gate, Duan Ze was overjoyed all the way, forgot that his foot was injured and easily jumped off the bicycle, almost fell into the mud.In full view of everyone, Duan Ze limped into the school with the help of Yi Feiran, with countless gazes around him.Although he felt that something was wrong with the atmosphere, he still couldn't figure it out.Until... I met Chang Yang.

Chang Yang seemed to be on duty, and it was the first time Duan Ze saw him wearing the uniform of the student union. It was less casual and more serious.Chang Yang was a little surprised by their appearance, and even froze for a second.Duan Ze was really curious about what could surprise even Chang Yang.

"Did you... go to bed?"

"what?"

Duan Ze's eyes were rounded, and suddenly he didn't quite understand the meaning of the combination of these five words, he opened his mouth and forgot to speak.

The bed is the bed, the bed is the bed, but how are the three words Shang bed, yourself and Yi Feiran connected together? !

"This is a school, don't make jokes."

Duan Ze is rarely united with Yi Feiran.

"That's right! No matter how I think about it, the president and I can't have that kind of relationship, okay?"

"Really?" Chang Yang showed a puzzled expression, "But everyone in the school thought you were a couple. And...why are you walking with a limp."

Duan Ze's mouth twitched slightly.

"I'll tell you what's going on..."

Duan Ze quickly explained to Chang Yang what happened last night.

"Oh, so that's the case. I thought Fei Ran, a ten thousand-year-old virgin, would have sex before me. It scared me to death."

"...Then you'd better die..."

Chang Yang smiled, "Since there's no good show to watch, I'll go on patrol. See you later... Although Fei Ran looks cold on the surface, he's actually easy to deal with. I'm optimistic about you." The last sentence Chang Yang said it in Duan Ze's ear.

"???"

Chang Yang naturally enjoyed Duan Ze's bewildered expression and Yi Feiran's out-of-condition expression, and was very satisfied.

"Okay, then I'll go on a tour."

After Chang Yang left, Duan Ze remained silent for ten seconds.Although Duan Ze continued to walk to the classroom with Yi Feiran, he didn't dare to let him help him anymore.The two of them were silent all the way, and went to the classroom separately.

The four periods in the morning were all mock exams. Duan Ze wrote the test papers for the first two periods. After finishing the writing, he started to sleep on his stomach when he had nothing to do. He passed the four periods with ease.

The school canteen not only has a wide variety of dishes, but also has a large space.Because the school adheres to the concept of "you will have the strength to study when you are full", so the canteen will provide fresh food until the boys' access control time.So grabbing food never happened in school, and Duan Ze finally saw a little kindness from the school towards him.

He walked slowly to the dining hall, and found that Lin Pang and Chang Yang were already sitting there ready to eat.Seeing him, Lin Pang waved his hand as a signal.

"Are you sure the president hasn't come yet?"

"Don't worry about my work, I asked Chang Yang to help me put the tracker on the president, and he is still there..." Lin Pang looked at the phone

"It's still in the student union's office, so feel free to eat. And Chang Yang also said that he has to work overtime at noon, so he probably won't eat until one o'clock."

"Xiao Pang must have done well."

Lin Pang's compliments from others are always very useful.

"I am very sure of that."

Duan Ze looked at his watch. It was only twelve o'clock. He had no class in the afternoon. After eating, he waited for the school gate to open at one o'clock and slipped home directly. It was perfect!

"Lin Pang, you did a great job." Duan Ze happily went to get some food, but when he went, he was empty-handed, and when he came back, the rice dishes were piled up in a hill.

"But Aze, how did you offend the president again? Why is it so serious this time, and you still have to go around?"

Duan Ze stuffed a big mouthful of white rice into his mouth.

"You don't understand, anyway, I can't meet the president today."

"It's good if your leg is injured." Chang Yang pointedly said, "Not only is there someone to accompany you to and from school, but also someone to take care of you when you eat, hey, I'm envious."

Lin Pang was not stupid, after hearing Chang Yang's words, he immediately realized what he implied.So it also means something, no!It is intended to be specific.

"Even if you are lame in both legs, I won't talk to you."

"..."

Duan Ze suddenly had the feeling that Lin Pang helped him avenge his revenge in the morning, and secretly laughed.

"oops!"

"what happened?"

Lin Pang is holding the phone, so something must have happened to Yi Feiran!

"What's the situation?! How come the distance between Huichang and us is suddenly close! It's still ten meters per second!!!"

"How is it possible? Do you think he flew a plane to eat?"

Lin Pang also began to analyze rationally.

"Everyone will understand that it is impossible for a person to walk so fast. So Aze, I think my tracker is broken."

broken... broken... broken...

"Isn't this the latest model you made?! Why did it break after just using it?"

"It's new. But I upgraded it. Now it seems that the power may be too high and the internal short circuit, so I didn't react for a while, but..."

"Don't talk about this, talk about the main point!!!"

"Oh, oh, uh, probably when the president came, the tracker was stuck for a period of time, that is, the president moved, it didn't count, and then when it reacted, the number soared... .”

Lin Pang looked at the phone

"Oh! Now the speed is normal...but the president is almost at the entrance of the cafeteria."

"It's over, it's over!"

Duan Ze put down the bowls and chopsticks immediately. He didn't know whether it was better to run to the front door or the back door. In a hurry, his eyes suddenly fixed on the tablecloth.

"... Aze, don't you think..."

"Never tell Yi Feiran that you have seen me!"

At this time, Duan Ze didn't look like he had injured his leg at all. He got under the table all of a sudden, and the tablecloth quickly returned to its original appearance. Everything...is peaceful and good.

One minute after Duan Ze got in, Lin Pang and Chang Yang's eyes quickly locked on Yi Feiran at the entrance of the dining hall.He glanced around slightly, then walked towards the two of them.

"Hello, President! We're only eating now."

Yi Feiran nodded.

"Hmm. Have you seen Duan Ze?"

"No. I wonder why Aze didn't come to eat today?"

Lin Pang tried to change the subject.

"By the way, President, I heard that Aze's leg was injured, is it serious?"

However, in the eyes of Duan Ze under the table, this is completely "which pot is not opened and which pot is lifted"!But Chang Yang, who is so eloquent, deliberately didn't help.

Sure enough, upon hearing this, Yi Feiran took out his phone and opened the address book.

"Oh! President, do you want to call our president?!"

"..."

Yi Feiran didn't understand why Lin Pang suddenly made such a big move and his expression was so exaggerated, but he still pressed the dial button.

But Duan Ze under the table knew Lin Pang's reminder, and immediately touched his pocket like crazy, only to realize that he didn't bring his mobile phone.Immediately relieved.

So Yi Feiran took it for granted and didn't get through the phone.He sighed imperceptibly.

"If you see Duan Ze, remember to tell me that his feet need to be changed again."

"Oh ok no problem."

While walking, Yi Feiran sent another voice message to Duan Ze.

"Duan Ze, where are you?"

For some reason, Duan Ze, who was hiding under the table, had a sense of joy that he escaped from death and tricked Yi Feiran.

where am I?That's impossible to tell you, the school doesn't even have me as a person today.

"Aze, the president has already left."

"How long have you been gone?"

"Two minutes."

Hearing this, Duan Ze got out from under the table. Being so frightened by Yi Feiran, he didn't even want to eat. The most important thing was that he was worried about being killed, so he simply ran away!

"Aze, Aze, what the hell are you doing with my phone?"

"Lend me yours first, report Yi Feiran's whereabouts at any time, and return it to you tomorrow."

Duan Ze had already turned around and fled, Lin Pang was anxious: "Wait a minute! Then what should I use!"

"Isn't there Changyang?"

Duan Ze broke away gracefully, and walked away with Lin Pang's cell phone.

Duan Ze looked down at the time, it was exactly 12:30, he raised his foot and ran to the school gate.

According to my own speed, I should be able to arrive in half an hour. Yi Feiran has so many things to do, it is absolutely impossible to have time to block himself.As for the others?Except for Yi Feiran, they can all be fooled.About 10 minutes later, Duan Ze's cell phone rang.

"Hey, what's wrong?"

As soon as it was connected, Lin Pang's side was bombarded with words like a cannonball.

"Aze, run away!!! The president didn't know why he came back just now!!"

"What? Killed back?! You didn't tell him where I was going?"

"Aze, you know... I want to live... No! Now is not the time to discuss this, Aze, you run! The president has already left the back door!"

When Duan Ze heard this, he immediately ran up and down, not forgetting to teach Lin Pang a lesson while running away.

Duan Ze's enigmatic running posture quickly attracted a lot of attention.Wherever he ran, he was surrounded by crowds.But no matter how fast he ran, if he was injured, he would be injured, and he couldn't outrun Yi Feiran.Soon, Duan Ze found out sadly.I could already see Yi Feiran's figure from a distance, so he jumped even faster.

"Fuck! President, can you let me go!"

Duan Ze was in the state of "being hunted down", so he was forced to change his route. When he ran to the back, he couldn't find the school gate, but ran back to the teaching building area sadly...By the way, he was also captured by Yi Feiran caught up.

"wait!!"

It was the first time Yi Feiran heard Duan Ze's words, and stopped two or three meters away from him.Duan Ze began to understand it with emotion and act with reason.

"President, to be honest, we have never had any grievances, right? Apart from being sent to the office by you a few times at the beginning of school, we have also had a few pleasant cooperation experiences."

"Well, that's right."

Yi Feiran gave Duan Ze a hope, and then shattered it immediately.

"But you have to go to the school infirmary today anyway."

"..."

In Duan Ze's ears, this sentence is tantamount to "Today I will kill you no matter what"!

What a grudge!