[Comprehensive] Big Boss Qi Mu's not low-key life

The sails raised by the Merry drooped naturally. There was no wind this night, and the ship drifted along the undercurrent of the seabed.

When the sky broke, the diligent swordsman woke up from his sleep. He glanced at the messy deck, found an open area to stand, and started his daily training.

Not long after, the navigator, who had slept peacefully all night, also came out of the bedroom. She looked down at the deck, her eyes paused for a while in the corner, and then she picked up the binoculars and looked into the distance, comparing the map and the pointer to confirm that the course had not deviated.

Yawning, Nami rubbed her eyes, turned and went back to the bedroom.

sleep a little longer...

click.

There was a slight slam of the door.

The clouds scattered in the sky, the sun shone with fragments of sunlight, and the sea was sparkling. The young man's eyelashes trembled slightly, and he slowly opened his eyes.

It took him a second to see his situation clearly. Qi Mu Kusuo's ears were hot, but he immediately cooled him down. He pushed his arms away, and he stood up expressionlessly, looking indifferent.

Self-adjusting heating and cooling, practical superpowers, you deserve it!

Withdrawing his peeking gaze, Tony turned over excitedly, but the sudden soreness in his joints made him grin his teeth.

At this moment, I miss the soft and comfortable big bed at home.

It was three poles in the sun, and all the people on this boat got together slowly and had breakfast together.

Not half a moment later, the boat docked.

The next step is to go overland.

Bring good supplies, the key is to bring enough water, and a group of people will be on the road.

The yellow sand under the feet was endless, and the end could not be seen at a glance. The sun was high above the head, and the air was hot and twisted. After walking for less than 10 minutes under the high temperature, everyone was sweating.

There were several thick coils wrapped around Tony's body, but no matter how thick it was, it didn't have the function of cooling down. Looking at Kusuo Saiki who was walking on his right, the word 'not hot' was written all over his body. Not at all.

Tony raised his head and looked at the road ahead of him who didn't know how long he had to go. He staggered and landed on the body of the superpower who could cool down, and said weakly, "Let me cool down too...it's going to heat up..."

...pretend.

Saiki Kusuo didn't need to look at him to know that the physical fitness of a person with nostalgia is naturally not low, and it would be too embarrassing for his nostalgia to get down after taking such two steps.

After complaining a few words in his heart, the soft-hearted superpower finally didn't speak, silently expanded the cooling range, and continued walking without looking sideways.Of course, there is also a weak Iron Man hanging on his body.

Is this... the default?Tony blinked and leaned closer.

Sauron, who was walking behind them, twitched his eyes and quickened his pace. Regarding the freshly baked dog food, he said he would not eat it.

Nami, who was in the front row, saw that he was leaving in a hurry, so she glanced back and realized that this morning, she saw that the relationship between the two was unusual.

They were quite calm, and the others were surprised.

Luffy poked Usopp with his elbow, and (thought he) whispered, "Usopp, when did that pink-haired guy come, why didn't I see it?"

Usopp: "..."

Pink hair just arrived: "..."

Tony: "Pfft."

Ace raised his hand and punched him, "Idiot."

Chopper (whispering): "Luffy... He, she came with Ace yesterday."

"Her?" Ace scratched his head strangely, so Qi Mu was a girl, but his voice sounded like a boy...

Ace grabbed Luffy's attacking hand with his backhand, "If you want to hit me, you are still far away, Luffy!"

In a blink of an eye, he was fighting with his younger brother, and put the question behind him.

Fortunately, Saiki Kusuo's range of telepathy can't cover him now...

……

[coming……]

Saiki Kusuo paused, and looked back at a footprint he had left not far away.

At that time, there was a sound in the sand.

There was a wind blowing, raising the wind and sand, and the surface of the desert was calm.

After a moment of movement, he continued to move forward as if nothing had happened.Although soon, Tony who was hanging on him also noticed, "Is there something?"

He focused his thoughts on his eyes, and saw a few balls of thoughts slowly sliding under the sand, they were very weak, so he didn't pay attention to them.

I have to say that 'Ning' is really easy to use. In recent years, when fighting against Hydra, I have used this Yin and them a lot. None of Hydra's ambushes has worked once, causing them to lose several strongholds. .

Ever since the Winter Soldier was gone, Hydra has kept a low profile. It hasn't shown up for a few days, and I don't know if it has any new plans.

Far away.

Saiki Kusuo nodded, his hair moved slightly, brushed Tony's chin, and couldn't help reaching out to touch it.

There is still some slight alcohol smell.

"Here we come." Saiki Kusuo reminded.

"Yeah." Continue touching.

It will take at least tomorrow to get to the next town, and it will take a long time to change clothes and take a shower. Looking at his wrinkled clothes, Tony ground his teeth, feeling at a loss.

If I knew it earlier, I should have developed the ability to think at home——

Brush brush!

Three huge figures emerged from the sand and rushed towards them.

It's a desert lizard.

Predators buried under the sand are best at timing.

Estheron was clearly prepared. Two of the desert lizards were beheaded the moment they opened their mouths. With a turn of Sauron's sword, the third lizard was preempted by Sanji. He could only retract his sword depressedly. sheath.

After seeing Sanji approaching the two girls with red eyes again to show courteousness, he became even more depressed.

"Bah, curly eyebrows."

Sanji's ears were sharp, and he turned his head angrily: "Ah? What are you talking about? You green algae head!"

Sauron pressed the knife: "Huh? Do you have an opinion?!"

The daily life of swordsmen and cooks began again.

Luffy pulled Ace and ran to a lizard, "Ace Ace, let's eat a grilled lizard!"

Ace's eyes lit up, and he understood what he meant tacitly. A flame ignited on his finger, "Okay! It looks delicious."

Usopp turned pale with fright, and hurriedly pulled Chopper back, expressing with actions that he could not accept this delicacy.Seeing the lizard's unruly appearance, the two ladies shook their heads again and again.

Speaking of eating—

Saiki Kusuo suddenly remembered that this morning's coffee jelly hadn't arrived yet.

Tsk, he glanced at Tony, who was standing up straight, but he didn't expect to meet the other party's gaze, and he couldn't speak for a while.

... just forget it.He looked at Ace who was starting to roast the lizard, thinking.

Anyway, I got four yesterday, not bad for this... one.

Yup!

He didn't give him the four yesterday!

Qi Mu opened his eyes wide, deeply feeling that he was deceived.

Tony stared blankly at him, "What's wrong?"

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☆、Extras (not related to the plot of the main text)

It happened a long time later.

At that time, Tony had just confessed successfully, and he hadn't had time to show off the fact that he was out of the singles to others.

Of course, Mr. Stark, a playboy who has been abstinent for a long time, still failed to achieve his ultimate goal - to have an in-depth exchange of love and love with his boyfriend.

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1. Bad guys and good deeds are struck by lightning

Tony raised his heart high, and he didn't let out a heavy breath until the person in front of him nodded.

"Then we're in a boyfriend-boyfriend relationship from now on?"

Saiki Kusuo smiled and nodded.

Tony's smile also deepened a little bit - things that could only be thought about before can now be done in a legitimate way!

God knows that playboy Stark was so aggrieved for the first time in his life.

Taking advantage of the good atmosphere, Tony raised his hand to clasp the back of the head of Saiki Kusuo, who was still a boy, and slowly approached——

"—Everyone come to the roof to gather, there is a task. Repeat one..."

"..." Tony paused, gritted his teeth and muted the communication, and turned his head to see that Saiki Kusuo was far away from him.

"...Let's get together." Saiki Kusuo coughed lightly, and covered his feverish ear tips with his head sideways.

Tony: "..."

Captain, I remember you.

2. Captain, I made a note

After the mission was over, Tony returned home at the speed of light, and kissed Qi Mu, who was leisurely eating coffee jelly.

Mouthful of coffee, but not bad.

A little slower, Captain America Steve pushed open the door and saw the dog abuse scene.He didn't think too much about it, after all, it was normal for Playboy Tony to bring a few people back for the night.

But...that one just now looks familiar?

Steve glanced back casually, and after one glance, he couldn't look back again.

this, this-

Isn't this Saiki Kusuo? !

Seeing that Stark's hand was almost touching his waist, the upright Captain America looked solemn, and kicked the big beast Stark away.

Yi Zheng said: "He is still a child!"

Iron Man, who managed to kiss him with great difficulty, was immediately furious, new and old grievances welled up in his heart, and his fists wrapped in Nianli immediately greeted Captain America, who was once again a villain and good deed.

"What are you doing!" Bucky, who was a step behind Steve, stepped forward quickly, and caught Iron Man's furious blow with his steel arm.

"What am I doing?" Tony laughed angrily, "I still want to ask what you want to do!"

Steve held Bucky and talked in a low voice, Bucky looked at Tony in disbelief, "I didn't expect you to—"

"What am I?" Tony interrupted him, "Could it be that if I kiss my boyfriend, I have to report to the captain in advance, 'Captain, I want to kiss'? Huh?"

"Boyfriend?" Steve was taken aback for a moment, he thought Stark was abducting an innocent boy.But even so, "Then he is still a child!"

"..." Tony hehe, he was already an adult in those years when he was in another world, okay?

Anyway-

Captain, I made a note!

3. together

"That's the way it is. I'm with Qi Mu."

Another meeting of the Avengers, Tony announces.

"what?!"

Here's how other people react.

Captain America and his little friend touched their chins deeply, without saying a word.

"How old is Xiao Qimu?" This is Natasha.

"Fuck Stark, you actually like men?!" This is Clint.

"Then... I wish you happiness...?" This is Dr. Banner.

Tony snorted, "I know you guys are envious, so I won't care about it for now."

Others: ...not at all, okay?

4. Show affection

Tony embraced his boyfriend sitting next to him, leaned his chin on Saiki Kusuo's shoulder, squinted his eyes and listened to Steve's speech, "Huh? Why didn't you say it? Continue."

Steve: "..."

Captain America struggled to raise his head from the overflowing dog food, "...Britain discovered the remnants of Hydra, who will go there?"

Natasha: "I'm so full I can't move."

Bucky: "I'm kind of..."

Banner: "I... I'm fine."

Clinton: "...? What are you looking at me for?"

So Captain America made a final decision, "Then this task will be handed over to Tony and Clinton."

Clinton's eyes widened and he was shot innocently, "Why?!"

——Maliciousness from single dogs.

5. Warning

Because Iron Man shows affection with his boyfriend all day long, everyone eats dog food every day, which seriously affects the quality of sleep. The single dogs decide to warn Tony.

"Tony, do you know what Xiu Enai's next sentence is?"

"What?" Tony didn't care.

"Show affection, share quickly."

Tony: "..."

"Jarvis, Xiaodai, get this guy out of my way!"

So poor Captain America slept on a park bench tonight.

News of the next day:

The former hero Captain America is now in such a predicament!

Stark Industries on the verge of bankruptcy? !

The grievances of the Avengers.

Almost all the accompanying pictures are the one where he is lying miserably sleeping in the park.

Steve: "..."