Father's Day Apocalypse

Meng Duo didn't want to have too much relationship with the imperial court, but he thought of something, and agreed, and said to Lu Shiying: "I want to invite Mr. Zhong to go with you." It is always beneficial for Zhong Qiyan to show his face in front of court officials and the emperor of.

Lu Shiying held back the moonlight from his eyes, and said in a low voice, "Okay."

When Meng Duo noticed the slight change in the deer, he thought that his injury was not healed, and he sat in the cold night like water for a long time, so his energy was not good, so he said it was too late, and he left.

Lu Shiying said: "You might as well stay overnight at the mansion", and said, "The ginger mother tree is well taken care of by the people in the mansion, and it has grown many young leaves. The leaves will be more sweet with dew in the morning." Said It's as if deer Shiying, like Meng Duo, often eats leaves.

But Meng Duo agreed with Lu Shiying very much, so he readily agreed. It was not the first time to stay in Lu's Mansion, so there is no need to be too outsider.

Lu Shiying said goodbye to Meng Duo who was standing in the guest room, and walked to the clear water pool alone, seeing the night getting darker, everything was silent, it seemed that a thousand kinds of melancholy were buried in the night.

Meng Duo had a good night's sleep. When he woke up, the birds outside the window were singing crisply. The yard in Lu Mansion is elegant and leisurely, with mountains, rivers, flowers and plants complementing each other. I don't know which garden master it is from. Please go to Meng Mansion to decorate it. It is also good to change the layout.

After breakfast, Meng Duo asked his own questions while drinking the tea made by Deer Shiying.

"It doesn't matter how much money you want, as long as he comes to the Meng residence." Meng Duo said.

Things that can be solved with money are nothing to Meng Duo.

Lu Shiying smiled and said: "Then Master Lao Meng will give Lu a monthly payment." The garden of Lu Mansion was naturally created by Lu Shiying.

Meng Duo said: "Naturally, it can add to the salary of the National Teacher, why would Meng not do it."

Lu Shiying said: "It's not icing on the cake, it's giving charcoal in the snow." After finishing speaking, Lu Shiying sighed in a half-true way, as if the money given by the emperor was really very little, and he needed a few more ways to make a living from the master of the state road.

The emperor's birthday is half a month later, Meng Duo accepted the invitation from the imperial court, and even rewarded the father-in-law who came to send it. On the way back, the father-in-law opened the bag delivered by Meng Duo in the carriage, and was almost blinded by the golden ingots inside. squinted.

I don't know if I can go out of the palace when I get old and be a steward in the Meng Mansion, my father-in-law was thinking.

Now that he agreed to enter the palace to celebrate his birthday, he had to prepare a congratulatory gift. Zhong Qiyan learned that he could go with him, and was overjoyed to discuss with Meng Duo about the congratulatory gift.

In fact, Meng Duo had already made up his mind, and he just wanted to hear what Zhong Qiyan had to say.

A few days later, the people from the Lu Mansion brought two sets of brocade robes, one for Meng Duo and the other for Zhong Qiyan. The people of the Lu Mansion said to Zhong Qiyan: "If there is something that doesn't fit, please ask Mr. Zhong to let you go." It's okay to say."

As a result, Zhong Qiyan's brocade robe was indeed a little too big, but Meng Duo's was tailor-made, with the waist and shoulders just right.

Meng Duo was very surprised. The people in the Lu Mansion wrote down Zhong Qiyan's size, and explained to Meng Duo with a smile: "Master Meng's size was given by my lord, so there is no mistake."

Apart from Lu Shiying and Qin Bai, even Meng Duobenshu didn't know how to measure Lu Shiying.

On the day of the emperor's birthday, ships on the Grand Canal kept coming and going, and envoys from foreign countries entered the capital city one after another, sending elaborate birthday gifts to congratulate the king of Dachang on his long life.

Meng Duo and Zhong Qiyan and Lu Shi should enter the palace together.

The maidservants in the palace were entwined like butterflies, busy preparing for the birthday banquet, Meng Duo and Zhong Qiyan were arranged to wait in a side hall.

"The one just now is Mr. Zhang from Shangshu Pavilion, and Xu Shusheng is his disciple." Zhong Qiyan said, looking around, feeling that it was impolite to walk up and down, so he sat on the chair, but sat down. After a while, I couldn't help getting up again and feeling the magnificence of the palace.

Meng Duo has seen too many rare and rare treasures, and he is not so new to the imperial palace. He just holds tea and looks at Zhong Qiyan's new clothes. Wearing an official robe that Meng Duo had never seen before, the dark blue satin was embroidered with silver pattern bottom line, and embroidered with Taoist Yun's picture of the sun and the moon shining together. The complicated and heavy official robe was worn on Lu Shiying's body, making him even more tall and straight Junyi is dazzling.

In the evening, the banquet began, and the deer should appear in the side hall and take them to the banquet.Meng Duo and Zhong Qiyan's banquet was arranged by Lu Shiying's side, which surprised Meng Duo. It must have been Lu Shiying's special arrangement because he was afraid that they were not familiar with the place.

The banquet started, the dancers performed their performances, and the singers presented their music. Zhong Qiyan, who used to dislike Meng Duo's going to the Eight Immortals Building to have fun, watched it very seriously. In the night, the fireworks on the city gate were like clouds, blooming lively and brightly in the sky one by one. After the music, the harem Fen Daiying, Yanyan and the prince and grandson congratulated the emperor. Envoys from various countries came to pay respects to the King of Dachang with congratulatory words, and then the officials bowed down. Meng Duo even saw Lord Zhang Xiaohou...

While drinking and tasting delicious food at the banquet, someone mentioned the people around Lu Shiying, and the father-in-law who took the reward from Meng Duo introduced Meng Duo and Zhong Qiyan.

Eight out of ten emperors and civil and military officials know Meng Duo, but those who know Meng Duo can be counted on one hand.

The emperor probably didn't expect that Master Meng, who had a long reputation in the capital, would look like this, and said twice: "Young people are awesome."

Meng Duo's gift was covered in a piece of red cloth, and it took four people to carry it to the emperor. The red cloth was torn apart, and it was a fake mountain carved out of gray jade. Moving Jialan Mountain here, what is even more surprising is that the water in the rockery is running water, which is introduced from the foot of the mountain and released from the Tianchi on the top of the mountain. There are also strangely dressed villains beside the Tianchi.

The emperor was full of praise.

"It's strange, but I seem to remember that there is a similar rockery in the prince's mansion." The second prince wanted to say that the things that the emperor praised had already existed in the prince's mansion, but he kept them for himself, and never presented them to the emperor. .

Meng Duo smiled: "This thing is unparalleled in the world."

The second prince said: "I'm afraid it's the words of Mr. Meng's family."

Meng Duo walked up to the rockery, picked up a few villains by the edge of the Tianchi Lake, and did something behind his back. Everyone saw that the villains who thought they were just sculptures came to life. One of them could spin silk around the rockery, and one There was a white light flashing on his chest, and there was a hand that was like a wolf's claw, extremely sharp.

Rao Shiying couldn't tell who these people were, because he had never seen figurines of Spider-Man, Iron Man, and Wolverine spinning silk.

The Marvel figures come from Mengdo's pocket. Although he can't understand it, it doesn't prevent Mengdo from using these things.

If a person was hacked to ancient times, maybe the expression on the archaeologists' face when they dug up the Marvel figure from the ancient tomb thousands of years later, but Mengdo is a kangaroo, and the civilization of human progress has nothing to do with him.

The prince took the opportunity to say: "From this point of view, the fake Jade Mountain in the son-in-law's mansion is just a rough-made one. The one that Meng Gongzi gave to the emperor is really ingenious. It is unique in heaven and earth. The villain in the mountain is alive and wonderful. It is really a treasure in the sky." , it is just right to give it to the father."

When the foreign envoys saw Meng Duo's birthday gift, they also praised each other in admiration, and they pleased Emperor Dachang by their appearance of having never seen the world.

The father-in-law sent the villain to the emperor, and the emperor played with the silk-spinning Spider-Man for a while, laughing loudly, the dragon's heart was overjoyed, and he rewarded Meng Duo with many things, which made others envious.

But Meng Duo was just calm, even a little bit unwilling.

Afterwards, there was a show to add to the fun. The courtiers could walk around and toast each other. Zhong Qiyan took the wine to find the Wenge Bachelor. Meng Duo sat there in a waning mood. While no one noticed him, Meng Duo left the banquet and asked his father-in-law to take the guests to rest. side hall.

There is a small garden in front of the side hall. Looking inside from the hall, the trees are lush and leafy. In addition to the darkness, there are no lights in the garden, so you can't see what's inside. You can only feel the shadows of the trees, which are a bit intrusive.

Meng Duo strolled into the garden, the palace has always liked to collect exotic flowers and herbs, Meng Duo hoped to find one or two leaves that he likes to eat, so that he would not waste his time in the palace.

The garden was quiet and dark. Meng Duo casually glanced at the bushes and dwarf trees, and when he picked a leaf and was about to throw it into his mouth, he heard a sound.

Lu Shiying noticed Meng Duo when he just left his seat, but the prime minister and several adults toasted him, so he couldn't leave immediately, and waited for the first wave of toasters to leave before the next wave came to Lu Shiying Before the seat, Lu Shiying found an excuse of being tired and left the banquet.

Lu Shiying should be familiar with the palace, he knows where to enter and where not to enter, and he doesn't need someone to guide him, so he quickly found Meng Duo.

When he saw Meng Duo, Master Meng was squatting behind a lush bush, poking his head in one direction.

Lu Ying was afraid of scaring him, so he patted Meng Duo on the shoulder lightly, then quickly covered Meng Duo's mouth with his other hand, "It's me, don't be afraid." Then he let him go.

Meng Duo was indeed taken aback, his heart beat faster, "Why are you here?"

"Drink too much, come to the side hall to rest." Lu Shiying said: "What are you looking at?"

Meng Duo grabbed the deer by the sleeve, pulled him down, and squatted in front of the bushes with himself, whispering: "Listen."

Lu Shiying was a master of martial arts, listening to all directions, he had noticed the movement over there long ago, but he didn't think about it, and now he listened to that voice with joy/pleasure in pain, obviously he was doing something.

Meng Duo said, "Look at the show."

Lu Shiying showed an incomprehensible look, not because of the people in the depths of the woods, but because he couldn't believe Master Meng's enthusiasm.

Did Mengdo have this habit?It is really……

Because they were peeking, they were very close, and Deer should be able to smell Meng Duo's body without lowering his head. It was a unique scent of grass, which aroused Deer's aftertaste and reverie about a certain night.

The people in the depths of the woods made the sound of the end of the matter, Meng Duo and Lu Shi should not move, for fear of disturbing each other, waited for the other party to go away, Meng Duo stood up, strolled to the place where the lights were lit, and followed each other When the deer behind you should say: "I—"

Meng Duo just watched the play contentedly, walked under the lamp and saw the face of the Master of the State, and said inwardly that he was not good, why did he forget himself, and took a peek at something when he brought a deer, it was really indecent, really dirty, Really detrimental to the image.

Lu Shiying's mind was full of the naked Mr. Meng, until now his face was still red, and his eyes were a little dodgy.

His expression fell into Meng Duo's eyes, but it was understood by Meng Duo that the Master Guo Shi grew up in the temple since he was a child, and he ate vegetarian food and raised a pure heart. I'm afraid he has never seen such a thing. , That's why her face turned red like this, it's really pure.

Meng Duo said: "The Meng Mansion has recently put a batch of goods on the market. In fact, I want to see if they are using them well." It is the four-color balm in a carved wooden box recommended by Duan Luan, the boss of Er Yuechun. The people here are all dignitaries.

But as soon as Meng Duo said it, he regretted it again. Does a banished immortal like Lu Shiying know what balm is and how to use it? If he wants to explain it clearly, he has to bring up that matter.

"Haha, but I was wrong, they seem to be useless." Meng Duo smiled, covered his face after laughing, he couldn't get around the physical matter, and wanted to dig the ground with his toes in embarrassment.

Lu Shiying has a wide range of eyes and ears, but he doesn't know any store that sells new balm. After hearing Meng Duo's vague words, he guessed it. It was kept as a spare at the house, and it was used on someone, and his face became even redder as he thought about it.

But after a while, Lu Shiying returned to normal, his eyes were a little dim, Meng Duo never mentioned it, probably because he didn't recognize that night as Lu Shiying, even if Lu Shiying was poisoned, he knew clearly what happened that night Mundo is equally abnormal.

The author has something to say: This article has a small attack on infinite pets, loves a little shou, licks a kangaroo, and a little scumbag, if you can't accept it, run away, miu~