Huang Xiaodou as a Demon

"Look, you are an antique appraiser, and my family also studies this aspect. You can tell what dynasty this antique is at a glance, and I can also repair broken porcelain."

He Zhanshu agrees with this point, he is very good at repairing porcelain.

"You open an antique store, and I open a handicraft store. My store is full of handicrafts imitating old objects. This can also be regarded as a professional counterpart."

"You can cook and I love to eat, this is also a hobby!"

"Well, so what?"

"Let me also show you my talent, and let you see that the two of us have a lot of common hobbies and are a match made in heaven. You can quickly like me."

Huang Xiaodou is eager to try.Roll up your arms and sleeves and stand up.

"Grandpa He, uncles and aunts, little sister, please be good! Look at me!"

He Zhanyan gave a special applause, and by the way told his grandparents that Huang Xiaodou had been discussing the style of handmade hairpins with her in the jade shop these two days, and also said that he wanted to imitate a butterfly-patterned emerald hairpin, which must be fake. of.He Zhanyan has seen all the handicrafts of Huangxiaodou, they are very beautiful.The workmanship is exquisite.

He Zhanshu also saw Huang Xiaodou's repaired plum vase.Know that this kid has two brushes.

Spread your hands at Huang Xiaodou, please start your performance!

Show your hand, even if you point to the golden cicada on Duobaoge and say whether it is from the Liao Dynasty or the Song Dynasty, and by the way, you can count as showing your hand by saying that you have a cicada in your mouth.

Otherwise, take his guy style and make the simplest wooden hairpin with hand-carved auspicious clouds on the spot.

Or take down the ready-made products he made and show them to the elders in the family, and praise his handwork.

He Zhanshu really thought that he would show his hand in the common place of antiques and handicrafts, after all, he said a lot of things about the two of them barely having common hobbies.

Huang Xiaodou is definitely a person who does not follow the usual path, if He Zhanshu can guess it, then it will not have a sense of mystery!

How could He Zhanshu be interested in him without a sense of mystery?

Under the expectant eyes, Huang Xiaodou stood in the middle of the living room, and first took away the fruit teacups and teapots on the coffee table.

Then, ho ha.

The roc spread its wings and appeared.

Immediately afterwards, he played a set of monkey punches.

Jumping up and down, scratching ears and cheeks, jumping onto the coffee table Golden rooster independently grabbing the head with the monkey's backhand, running up the stairs, a monkey catches the moon, grabs an apple and throws it high, trying to catch a monkey to eat the fruit, throws it sideways, high Throwing almost smashed their crystal chandelier, smashed the crystal chandelier straight, and when it fell, the trajectory deviated badly. He Zhanshu looked at the crystal chandelier dumbfounded for fear of hurting someone when it fell down. Who would have thought that falling half a catty from high altitude The big apple fell directly on his forehead, He Zhanshu yelled "I'm stupid", bent over with his head in his arms and dodged to the side, the apple hit his shoulder.Stepping on the armrest of the sofa, he wanted to jump onto the back of the sofa, but he didn't jump up, and kicked He Qi's head with his toe.

He Zhanyan pulled up his mother and ran away. He Zhanshu threw himself at his grandfather, holding the old man's head to protect him. Only then did He Zhanshu escape to a safe place, but He Zhanshu didn't dodge. Huang Xiaodou smashed his knee on He Zhanshu's back. He groaned face down and was smashed into the sofa.He Zhanshu turned over with great difficulty, trying to avoid the danger zone, when he heard He Zhanyan yell to escape!

He Zhanshu struggled to turn over because of the pain in his back from the top of his knee, and before he had time to find Huang Xiaodou, he couldn't execute the word dodge at all, Huang Xiaodou fell off the back of the sofa in He Zhanyan's voice.

He Zhanshu dodged Apple, but not Huang Xiaodou.

With a snap, Huang Xiaodou sat firmly on his stomach.

He Zhanshu almost lost his breath, his intestines were about to break and his spine was about to be broken by sitting on this buttock!

"Hey, I didn't stand still."

Huang Xiaodou pretended to be stupid, put his hands on He Zhanshu's chest, sat on He Zhanshu's lower abdomen with his buttocks, and smirked at He Zhanshu face to face.

"Yellow Bean!"

He Zhanshu gritted his teeth and pushed Huang Xiaodou.

"You have time to run now!"

Pushing Huang Xiaodou away, regardless of the stomachache and backache, the power of anger is infinite, and when I got up, I went to get a feather duster.

"Ah! Don't hit me, don't hit me!"

Huang Xiaodou jumped up and ran.

He Zhanshu moves fast, swinging the murder weapon in his hand quickly, and slashes at Huang Xiaodou. Huang Xiaodou has short legs but moves quickly. He also has special tactics. He will get to Grandpa and Aunt He Beside him, He Zhanshu held up a feather duster and couldn't get rid of it.

"Get out of here!"

He Zhanshu slammed on the pillow, Huang Xiaodou rolled on the sofa and ran away without hitting him!

"Don't blame me, it's a mistake in performance, and I didn't do it on purpose!"

"Who told you to play Monkey Fist!"

"I want to smash a big stone in my chest, but my ribs are hurt!"

"You're a monster every day! It's dishonest not to beat you!"

"I'm looking for a common hobby with you. If you know how to box, I'll show you a set of monkey boxing to show you that I actually have strength!"

"Fart! You just see that I don't agree with you chasing me, so you frame me as a demon! Why do you want to hold my spiritual seat and enter my house?"

"Now that you know, do you agree? If you don't agree, I'm still making trouble!"