Huang Xiaodou as a Demon

"Huang Xiaodou hasn't come back yet, he's not the kind of person you think."

"Bought you for a meal? You are so stupid every day. If someone treats you to a meal, you are a good person. Am I starving you?"

He Zhanshu wanted to poke the girl's forehead and scold her. He has been greedy since he was a child, and if he was given a lollipop, he would go with her if he gave him a pack of lollipops.Stupid or not!

"I'm telling you, He Zhanyan, it's okay if you don't get married, but if you marry in a daze, I'll break your leg!"

To some extent, He Zhanshu can be considered a sister-in-law.He Zhanshu was extremely sensitive about his sister's lifelong affairs.

"He doesn't want to pick on me, he wants to pick on you!"

He Zhanyan explained directly, her brother hadn't seen the truth clearly yet.

He Zhanyan, a little fairy with sparkling eyes, has long seen everything.

"He Zhanyan, look at her big girl, she wears beautiful clothes and looks good when she goes shopping and falls in love. She looks at Sanmao or Yishu. How come you are so weird! You can burn small movies on your computer into discs. You are arrested and sentenced to three years for crimes related to pornography. You are greedy, stupid and pornographic, and today you have added a problem of cranky thinking. Do you want to be an old girl at home and let me raise you for the rest of your life? What are you thinking about!"

He Zhanshu pinched his sister's face angrily and amusedly, tearing the pretty oval face into a pie face.

"Stop talking nonsense! Otherwise, all your novels will be confiscated!"

Sneering, this is impossible.

"Whoever takes a fancy to you will be blind! Let go!"

He Zhanyan kicked his foot angrily, brother and sister are enemies!Who said that when an older brother loves a younger sister, is there such a big brother?

He Zhanshu pushed his sister's forehead with his hands, his hands were long and his feet were long, He Zhanyan's short legs couldn't kick her.The two brothers and sisters were having fun, and Huang Xiaodou's voice was as excited as seeing an idol male god.

"Ah! Exhibition book!"

Huang Xiaodou is definitely a jumping bean, he moves so fast, and he pokes him in front of him before he can finish speaking.

Just like that javelin, whoosh!

His eyes are crooked with a smile, his teeth are very white, as bright as a little sun.

Brother and sister He Zhanshu took a step back at the same time, and looked at Huang Xiaodouzai carefully from head to toe.

Is this small yellow bean really a bean?Will it swell and take root when it meets water?

I haven't seen her for a few minutes, but Huang Xiaodou has grown at least ten centimeters taller.

The hairstyle is still the same hairstyle, just changed shoes, why did it suddenly grow taller?

The brother and sister looked at each other, and their eyes fell on Huang Xiaodou's new shoes, which must have stepped on the inner height.

Huang Xiaodou was standing straight, but when he saw He Zhanshu staring at his legs, he immediately posed like a model for a street photo, stretching his legs forward, leaning his upper body back as much as possible, and pulling the down jacket up until it reached his waist , so that the legs look very long, and there are legs under the belly button!

Fearing that He Zhanshu didn't see it, he deliberately shook his legs to attract attention, so he just said, look at my legs, 1.5 meters!

Shouted a bit, but He Zhanshu was unmoved.

Huang Xiaodou can't keep posing here, and change his strategy.

"Have you eaten yet? Let's eat hot pot together. Your sister said you like hot pot too! Let's go together!"

As he said that, he was going to stretch his arms and go into the store to eat.

He Zhanshu was still thinking about Grandpa Huang's words, stay away from Huang Xiaodou, this kid doesn't know what kind of crazy, he must draw a clear line.

He Zhanshu considers himself a person who is filial to his parents and respects his elders.Also Huang Xiaodou is too weird.

"No, I have something else to do. Anyway, after you finish your meal, show off your face and go home. Say goodbye to Mr. Huang."

Dodge Huang Xiaodou's hand by pulling He Zhanyan's action.

He Zhanyan didn't dare not listen to her brother, so she shook her phone at Huang Xiaodou, which meant to contact her on the phone, and they had already added friends!

"Goodbye, little brother Huang. Thank you for helping me catch the gangster today."

"Thank you for protecting my sister, I will treat you to dinner another day."

He Zhanshu said politely, and was about to pull the girl away, but Huang Xiaodou walked in front of He Zhanshu without hesitation, and leaned forward with a serious and enthusiastic face.

"Which day is another day? Can you do it today? I'm free!"

Huang Xiaodou deliberately pretended to be stupid. The opportunity must be seized, otherwise the opportunity will never come again.

Don't care if this sentence is polite, it is serious to ask someone out.

He Zhanshu didn't expect Huang Xiaodou to be so obsessed with a meal.

"I'm not free today. Let's talk about it later. Excuse me."

The more people he disliked, the more polite He Zhanshu was, and walked around Huang Xiaodou and pulled He Zhanyan who didn't want to leave.

He Zhanyan turned around and mouthed to Huang Xiaodou, saying sorry, sorry.

He Zhanshu really doesn't like Huang Xiaodou at all, this kid's behavior is too weird.I don't want this idiot He Zhanyan to have more contact with Huang Xiaodou.Out of the corner of his eye, he saw He Zhanyan turn his head to look back, stretch out his big hand to hold the back of his sister's head, and twist it away.

No matter what Huang Xiaodou thinks about their brothers and sisters, it doesn't matter.Better not to touch.

Huang Xiaodou couldn't watch him go like this. He Zhanshu didn't go to the antique shop these two days, and he didn't know why he couldn't catch him. Besides, delaying this matter for a day would be hurting himself.

Sauvignon Blanc breaks my heart!He doesn't want to suffer!

Now that you have the opportunity to get in touch, don't let the opportunity slip away!

"oops!"

Huang Xiaodou let out an exaggerated oops.

The voice was so loud that it immediately attracted the brothers and sisters who had just walked not far away, and they turned their heads involuntarily to see what happened to Huang Xiaodou.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa!"

Huang Xiaodou clutched her stomach and fell to the ground, her face full of pain.

"Brother, what's the matter with him? Is something wrong?"

He Zhanyan said that he was going to run back to see what happened to Huang Xiaodou.

He Zhanshu held the girl's hand.He frowned.

"Fan Wei has seen too many sketches!"

He Zhanshu gave an affirmative answer. Teacher Zhao Benshan and Teacher Fan Wei played this part of selling cars, oh my!

He Zhanyan shook off her brother's hand.

"So heartless! No wonder you're a bachelor!"

I hate iron but not steel. I wonder if this is Huang Xiaodou attracting attention?Who asked you to analyze which comedy star he COS?

He Zhanshu analyzed his sister's words, whether there is love and whether they are single or not can be related?

Huang Xiaodou didn't know that he had already become a sketch performer in He Zhanshu's heart, thinking that he was a delicate, cute and innocent little white flower.

Pressing his stomach was in great pain, curled up, and stared at He Zhanshu out of the corner of his eye.