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Extra episode 1: New Year's Adjutant

"Oh, Mate, you're finally back!"

The adjutant who arrived home after almost two days on the shuttle was warmly welcomed by his parents the moment he entered the door.

Drinking the hot tea handed by his father, the adjutant slumped on the sofa without any image. For a moment, he felt that the fatigue of the boat trip was swept away, and the peace and comfort of returning home lingered in his heart.

The adjutant's parents sat on both sides of the adjutant, looking at the adjutant with emotion.

"Fat."

"Yes, I gained a lot of weight."

adjutant:"……"

The adjutant who thought that he would usher in some forcibly "thinned" caring took a moment.

The adjutant, who grew up under the kind ridicule of his parents all the year round, pretended not to hear it, and continued to sip his hot tea peacefully on the sofa.

Seeing that the adjutant didn't pay attention to their "concern", the adjutant's parents didn't care either.

She moved slightly towards the adjutant, and the adjutant's mother's eyes were as bright as little stars.

"Son, didn't you say that you wanted to get Dr. Gu's autographed photos, take them out and let your mother check them for you, lest when you send them to your aunts, they don't like those photos."

adjutant:"……"

Looking at the mother who wrote "Take it out, I will deduct part of it first", the corner of the adjutant's mouth twitched, and only took out most of the autographed photo schemingly.

"Oh, our Gu Gu is so handsome!"

Looking at his father whose face turned black instantly, but did not dare to stare at his wife, he could only stare at his father. The adjutant shrank his neck in grievance, and the 1.9-meter-strong man shrank into a pitiful big ball on the sofa.

What's the use of staring at him, the photo was urged by my mother Lianhuan Eighteen, if you have the ability, go talk to my mother!

Ignoring the adjutant's accusing eyes, the adjutant's father unilaterally reprimanded the adjutant calmly and fiercely with his eyes.

Boy, dad won't be helping you at this year's house party!

It's a pity that at this time, the simple adjutant has not seen the deep meaning hidden in his father's eyes.

Naively thinking that he was just condemned, the adjutant touched the tip of his nose and decided to curry favor with the strong man standing at the top of the family food chain——

his mother.

Watching helplessly as my mother withheld most of the stack of autographed photos, all that remained were the high-density photos that Chu Xingfeng had mailed to him back then, the adjutant still kept the stack of thick The photo that had shrunk by half was taken back, as if nothing was wrong at all.

Seeing the adjutant's "good manners", the adjutant's mother nodded in satisfaction, then turned her head and began to help her son with her husband.

"Why are you so fierce, the young mate finally went home to celebrate the new year, you should have a better attitude!"

Seeing this, the father whose family status was only higher than the adjutant was extremely wronged.

Seeing the adjutant sitting there without any panic, relying on his mother's backing, Dad chuckled.

Young people are still naive.

When the family gets together in a few days, this brat will suffer!

The adjutant couldn't help but shiver when he saw the meaningful gaze that his father cast on him.

Don't panic, don't panic, with Dr. Gu's autographed photo in hand, he will definitely be able to spend this year's family gathering safely!

In this way, with the adjutant's honeyed confidence and the father's kind eyes, the family of three returned to the old house on the day of the Spring Festival.

The moment they entered the door, the eyes of the seven aunts, eight aunts, younger brothers and younger sisters moved over in a flash.

At this time, the New Year's Eve dinner has not yet opened, which is a good time for family members to gather and chat.

After taking his seat, the adjutant was surrounded by smiling aunts at home.

Under the expectant eyes, the adjutant slowly took out a stack of signed photos of Gu Yanzhi from his coat pocket.

"Yeah, it's really Gu Bao's autographed photo!"

Xiaoji, the always prudent adjutant aunt, exclaimed Yiji, her eyes full of overflowing maternal love.

Seeing the aunts chirping and happily dividing up Gu Yanzhi's autographed photos, the adjutant couldn't help but heave a sigh of relief, and his heart was filled with the joy of having escaped a catastrophe.

As the only unmarried and excellent single dog in the family, pulling the red line for the adjutant has been a reserved item of the family's New Year gatherings in recent years.

And this year, this year!

This year, with the help of Dr. Gu's photo, he finally escaped from the claws of the seven aunts and eight aunts, and he can live a good year in peace!

Trying to suppress the crazily raised corners of his mouth, the adjutant raised his arms and shouted with tears streaming down his face.

Dr. Gu, the light of single dogs!

Dr. Gu, forever god! !

After confirming that the danger was lifted, the adjutant slumped on the sofa happily, and turned into a happy single dog who was salty and homely.

But the adjutant's happiness didn't last long.

After eating the happy reunion dinner, the adjutant was surrounded by his aunts kindly with a dazed expression on his face.

"I don't want photos anymore. I have already taken all the photos for you before eating."

"Oh, that's not what we're talking about."

After hearing that there was indeed no signed photo, the eyes of the seven aunts and eight aunts flashed a hint of disappointment.

But in the next second, the brilliance full of fighting spirit was rekindled in their eyes.

"Little mate, you are a good boy, and all the aunts and aunts know that."

Under the bewildered eyes of the adjutant, a group of people surrounded him again, with such kind smiles on their faces.

"The aunts received the autographed photos you gave to the aunts. Don't worry, the important events of your life will be covered by the aunts!"

adjutant:"……?"

No, no, his intentions are not what you understand! !

Looking at the high-quality materials that the seven aunts and eight aunts took out of the "bottom of the box", the adjutant choked up, his eyes full of despair.

Oddly enough, the adjutant suddenly remembered the look his father had seen a few days ago.

At this moment, the adjutant enlightened, he really enlightened.

Jiang is still old and hot, his father actually foresaw his miserable fate today when he took out the photo a few days ago!

Woooooo daddy save me!

In the eyes of the adjutant asking for help, the adjutant's father gave the adjutant a gentle smile.

Then he turned his head mercilessly, took his wife's hand and continued chatting, ignoring the adjutant's eyes for help.

Hehe, young man, you are still too naive.

Passing a cup of hot tea to the wife, the corner of the adjutant's father's mouth curled up.

He even secretly withheld some of the photos behind his wife's back and didn't hand them in, tsk tsk tsk, he's so stupid that he can't help it!

He gave the adjutant a sympathetic look, and the adjutant's father put on a face of watching the show.

Tsk, singles still don't understand, do wives and sons still have to choose before they fall apart?

Of course, the opinion of the daughter-in-law is more important!

Slowly peeling melon seeds for his daughter-in-law, the adjutant's father watched from the sidelines when the adjutant came calling for help, without the slightest realization that "saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda".

The adjutant, who was submerged in the enthusiasm of the seven aunts and the eight aunts, was very enlightened.

Are singles being persecuted today?

Being persecuted.

Episode 2: Remember a Drunk

The timeline at this time is a certain statutory holiday after the year. Gu Yanzhi, who was suffering from lazy cancer, fell into Chu Xingfeng's suggestion to go out to play, and lay down comfortably in Chu Xingfeng's arms.

"Yanzhi, the weather is so good, why don't we go out for a stroll?"

Looking at the bright sunshine outside the window, Chu Xingfeng's heart is eager to run in the sun with his partner,

"No."

Glancing at the big sun outside with disgust, Gu Yanzhi nestled in Chu Xingfeng's arms, and lazily adjusted his posture.

"It's such a good weather, it's suitable to stay at home and sleep late."

"...Okay, okay."

Chu Xingfeng, whose proposal was rejected again, turned his head bored.

Seeing Youwei nestled on the small cushion by the bay window, sleeping soundly with his tail in the sun, Chu Xingfeng sighed, and felt that Yanzhi and Youwei were really the same in some respects.

Stretching out his hand to touch Gu Yanzhi's chin, seeing Gu Yanzhi's suspicious look, knowing that he had spoken his true thoughts - Chu Xingfeng who would be beaten smiled honestly.

"There's a little dust on your chin, I'll wipe it for you."

"……is that so?"

Why can't the dust fall on the chin?

Gu Yanzhi, who knew that this guy was definitely not telling the truth, rolled his eyes.

The afternoon sun was too comfortable, Gu Yanzhi yawned, and rubbed his face against Chu Xingfeng's chest.

"Sleepy, I'll sleep for a while."

Looking at the daylight outside the window, which is very suitable for jumping, and looking at the sleeping face of his partner in his arms, Chu Xingfeng completely gave up the idea of ​​going out to play, and reached out to take off the thin blanket on the sofa.

Gently draping the thin blanket over Gu Yanzhi's body, Chu Xingfeng adjusted his posture cooperatively so that Gu Yanzhi, who was nestled in his arms, could sleep more comfortably.

"Okay, go to sleep, I'll watch you."

Rubbing on Chu Xingfeng's chest muscles contentedly, Gu Yanzhi closed his eyes and peacefully entered a sweet dream.

And Chu Xingfeng, who was holding him, opened his own terminal in a boring place.

Skillfully scolded Gu Yanzhi's new black fans away with one hand, Chu Xingfeng, who had nothing to do, clicked on the trending search casually.

Seeing "How cute can a drunk partner be" hanging high in Reyi, Chu Xingfeng's eyes lit up slightly.

He poked his finger in without hesitation, and then watched the big dog abuse scene in the hot comments, chewing dog food expressionlessly.

He never expected that Chu Xingfeng, who is a (single) dog abuser and a big dog food producer, would one day be fed dog food instead.

But if you don't like it, look at the passers-by who showed their partners in the comments, and Chu Xingfeng, who had no idea about it, also followed suit.

Speaking of which, he has never seen Yan Zhi drunk, let alone drunk, they rarely even drink alcohol, Yan Zhi seems to prefer to drink fruit juice...

Chu Xingfeng sat crookedly on the sofa, and after imagining Gu Yanzhi's blushing face and blurred eyes looking at him after being drunk, Chu Xingfeng's heartbeat accelerated a lot.

The great holiday cannot be wasted, tonight, let's have a romantic candlelight dinner with Yanzhi!

Shaking the big tail that was about to move behind him, Chu Xingfeng thought of it with a straight face.

It's not to see Yanzhi's cute face when he's drunk, no!

Ever since, when Gu Yanzhi, who had slept all afternoon, rubbed his eyes and sat up from Chu Xingfeng's arms, he was notified by Chu Xingfeng about the "candlelight dinner".

"candlelight dinner?"

Gu Yanzhi who just woke up was still a little dazed.

He glanced at Chu Xingfeng who seemed to be smiling normally, but gave him a feeling that something was wrong, and there was a hint of suspicion in his eyes.

"Why did you suddenly think of doing this?"

This guy, isn't he planning to come up with some bad idea again?

"I just suddenly thought of wow, what a great festival, if the two of us don't do something special and commemorative, it won't be easy to post on Moments..."

With a guilty conscience, Chu Xingfeng picked up his long-lost tone words, and tried hard to dispel Gu Yanzhi's wariness in the name of showing affection.

And just as he expected, after hearing the words "show affection", Gu Yanzhi, who knew how much Chu Xingfeng loved to show affection in the circle of friends, instantly lost all doubts.

"Okay, then shall we go out to eat tonight?"

"no, I'm fine."

How can I go out to eat?

Drunk Queen Yanzhi's cute appearance can only be shown to him!

While thinking about Xiao Jiujiu in his heart, Chu Xingfeng turned his head and showed a bright smile to Gu Yanzhi.

"It costs a lot of money to go out to eat. I asked Xiao A to buy some candles. I made some beautiful and delicious dishes. It's the same when we eat at home."

"it is good."

Gu Yanzhi, who didn't feel anything wrong, and was even satisfied with Chu Xingfeng's frugal approach, nodded happily.

In Chu Xingfeng's nervous and expectant eyes, the time of night finally came.

In the faint candlelight, the two who were full clinked glasses crisply, and the wine-red liquid swayed with a charming and ambiguous luster.

After drinking a glass of wine, Chu Xingfeng, who diligently covered the quilt, noticed something was wrong.

"... Yanzhi, Yanzhi??"

Seeing Gu Yanzhi who was sitting there motionless, with an unusually well-behaved posture, Chu Xingfeng was completely dumbfounded.

The hand shook slightly in front of Gu Yanzhi's eyes, seeing Gu Yanzhi slowly moving his head, chasing after his palm with his eyesight delayed for several beats, Chu Xingfeng swallowed his saliva, his eyes widened in disbelief .

This is a low-alcohol wine, and Yanzhi actually poured it out? ?

Walking in front of Gu Yanzhi from the opposite side of the dining table, Chu Xingfeng squatted down and carefully checked Gu Yanzhi's situation at this time.

Looking at Gu Yanzhi's blurred, out-of-focus and shimmering eyes, seeing Gu Yanzhi's obedient and sweet smile after seeing his face clearly, Chu Xingfeng clutched his thumping chest, and finally settled down on Gu Yanzhi. Already drunk the horrible fact.

It turned out that he was really down in a glass!

And just when Chu Xingfeng was shocked, Youwei, who realized that something was wrong with his parents, also walked over with kitten steps.

It tilted its head and looked at Gu Yanzhi for a while, a look of doubt appeared on the fat cat's face.

"Miu?"

What's wrong with you, Daddy, why are you not moving?

The drunk Gu Yanzhi did not answer its doubts.

He just moved his eyes away from Chu Xingfeng's face, and slowly looked at Faji Youwei.

"Go, go, go, children, don't disturb the two-person world between me and your father."

Chu Xingfeng hugged Miwu's dissatisfied Youwei to Xiao A, and then watched with satisfaction as Xiao A hugged Youwei and moved away to other places.

Chu Xingfeng clapped his hands and turned around after dealing with "no one else", and saw the seductive scene of Gu Yanzhi looking up at him with his thin lips slightly parted.

"meow"

Gu Yanzhi, who was drunk, seemed to even slow down his thinking process. He didn't answer the question that Youwei asked him before, until now.

But it doesn't matter.

Chu Xingfeng was stunned by Gu Yanzhi's auspicious "meow", and had no time to think about the academic problem of "whether Gu Yanzhi's thinking became slower because he was drunk".

He stared at Gu Yanzhi's thin lips with fiery eyes, squatted down and coaxed lightly.

"Yanzhi good boy, how about another meow?"

Gu Yanzhi tilted his head to look at him, but didn't respond for a while.

"Meow?"

Chu Xingfeng tried again without giving up.

Ten minutes later, Gu Yanzhi tilted his head and gave him a response.

"Meow meow?"

"Meow meow meow?"

……

"Meow meow meow?"

Chu Xingfeng was very excited when he heard Gu Yanzhi's Xiaoji meowing.

His Adam's apple slipped, and then as if he suddenly remembered something, his dark eyes lit up instantly.

"Yanzhi, wait for me, I'll go get something, and I'll be right back!"

"Meow?"

Gu Yanzhi, who was already used to meowing, looked at the back of Chu Xingfeng leaving in a hurry, and let out a slow and confused meowing.

One minute later, holding the familiar yet unfamiliar sensory cat ears, Chu Xingfeng, who was both bold and timid, walked back gently.

He squatted in front of Gu Yanzhi holding the cat ears, looking at Gu Yanzhi's ignorant and watery eyes, gently coaxing him.

"Yan Zhibai, you put this on, and then we go to exercise, shall we?"

"……Meow?"

Chu Xingfeng, who didn't understand the meowing, but took it as an agreement, immediately started.

Putting the cat ears on Gu Yanzhi's head, Chu Xingfeng wiped away the nosebleed, and walked upstairs with Gu Yanzhi in his arms happily.

……

……

……

A long and intense night passed, and it was not until noon the next day that Gu Yanzhi woke up with difficulty under the urging of a headache.

"hiss--"

The discomfort on his body made Gu Yanzhi frowned.

The memories of last night were slowly played back like a slideshow, recalling the "passionate" self last night, Gu Yanzhi's eyes widened, and the whole person fell into a huge trance.

What did he do last night...

Gu Yanzhi collapsed and buried his face in the pillow.

Gu Yanzhi suddenly took another breath because the excessive movement involved the sore muscles on his body.

Just when he doubted his life, Chu Xingfeng walked in with a small casserole that was still boiling.

The author has something to say: "Hey, Yanzhi, you're awake!"

In Gu Yanzhi's heshan eyes, Chu Xingfeng, who didn't understand what was waiting for him in front of him, walked over innocently.

Seeing his slowly approaching back, Gu Yanzhi, who was paralyzed on the bed and turned his head with difficulty, chuckled.

To make trouble while he was drunk, right?

Chu Xingfeng, you are finished.

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The legendary cat ear play~ Have you seen the ruts all over the floor, with harmonious messages written on them, oh oh oh oh oh [slowly showing a devil smile.jpg]

感谢在2020-11-0712:03:59~2020-11-0721:30:35期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the landmine: 10 soft wild fathers; 1 dead moon;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 50 bottles of Mo Yan;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!