After reading through the book, big attacks and small attacks are jealous for me

After spending a whole day with Xiao Meng Zexuan, Shang Tian was eager to try from the beginning, and gradually became unloved, and finally simply looked at the sky and doubted the birth of life.Speaking of it, it's because the little boss is fundamentally different from normal children.

First of all, as a five or six-year-old child, other people’s children are addicted to sugar, but little Meng Zexuan is indifferent. Facing the various candies brought back by Brother Xiong from the supermarket, he doesn’t even take a second look. Tian imitated the appearance of adults teasing children on TV, and when he purposely said refraining words and making faces, he even received a slightly disgusted look from the other party.

The child habitually put a small face on the floor, looking at Shang Tian expressionlessly, as if saying: Why is this person so childish?

Shang Tian did not admit defeat, and found another sticky book for preschoolers from the snack bag. As soon as he opened it, he could see all kinds of naive little animals. He read a few pages carefully and found that it was not just an exercise book. A book about children's ability to write and write, there are a few oral arithmetic problems hidden in the text.

Little Meng Zexuan was abducted by human traffickers at a young age. The owner of the boxing gym would not be kind enough to teach him how to count, would he?

Shang Tian's eyes lit up, he sat next to the child persistently, and described vividly, "How many elephants do you see here?"

The child remains in trance.

"One, two, three, four," Shang Tian paused, enunciating the words very clearly, "There are four elephants here, let's see how many little white rabbits are there over there? How many rabbits are there in a litter?" ?”

On the surface, the child continued to meditate, but actually moved his butt slightly when Shang Tian wasn't paying attention.

"There are five rabbits in a litter, so how many eyes do the little animals here have?" Shang Tian smiled and stretched out his two hands, placing them in front of little Meng Zexuan, "You can break your fingers by yourself Count it, if you don't have enough fingers, I can lend you my hand temporarily."

Then, Shang Tian heard a voice almost mocking.

Shang Tian: "???"

I saw little Meng Zexuan turned his body slightly, although his young body made him look up at Shang Tian with his chin raised, but his aura was a bit condescending.

"What's the matter? You don't know how to count?" Shang Tian was a little unhappy by the kid's attitude, and put away his smiling face, "Do you need me to teach you?"

Little Meng Zexuan gave Shang Tian another look of disgust, turned his little head back, and quietly said, "Eighteen eyes."

Shang Tian was stunned for a moment, and quickly asked without giving up: "The three sika deer, five frogs and six people—"

Little Meng Zexuan interrupted him calmly, staring at Shang Tian with two round eyes, "Fourteen heads, 28 eyes, and 44 legs."

Shang Tian said in his heart, fuck it, he just wanted to ask how many heads there are!

No, wait, 44 legs right?Little brat is not playing tricks!

Brother Xiong, who had been sitting on the sidelines watching Shang Tian being abused, finished his mental calculations and clapped his hands excitedly: "Fuck, this is not a little genius, is he? So smart at such a young age?"

Shang Tian reprimanded lightly: "Don't swear in front of children."

Brother Xiong rubbed his nose in embarrassment, then moved closer to Shang Tian and whispered, "The child has been silent all this time, and I was worried that you would pick up a little mute. Now it's all right, he can not only talk, but also talk." I will despise you from the language and demeanor, hahahaha I laughed to death."

Shang Tian glared at Brother Xiong viciously, and then saw from a distance that little Meng Zexuan had finished the math problems in the entire album at a miraculous speed.

1 minute before and after.

Just one word, absolutely.

But after thinking about it, Shang Tian recalled that before Lin Ting called Meng Zexuan the God of Suspense, it was because his number theory was so awesome—it turns out that the genius was also a genius when he was young, and he tested a child with the level of a mortal child. Little genius, he is stupid.

Although there is a reasonable explanation for everything in front of him, Shang Tian is a very face-saving person, and he still feels uncomfortable in front of a kid who is not as tall as his legs.

So someone threw little Meng Zexuan to Brother Xiong to take care of him, and walked out the door swaggeringly.

The location of the Central Hospital in the urban area is not bad, across the road is a quietly flowing river, Shang Tian is like an old man with his hands behind his back, sauntering along the river to let the wind go.

Suddenly, the phone in his pocket vibrated.

Kim: Brother, brother, are you there?Have you seen the news about Sanglin?

Shang Tian couldn't figure out why this big brother suddenly appeared, so he had to reply with the ID of "Social Mengyi": I see it!Brother you are awesome!Sang Lin couldn't get up this time!

Kim: These are trivial matters. I came to you to ask you that you know so much about Sang Lin, but do you know about Shang Tian?Aren't they roommates?

This paparazzi brother is really a conscientious fan of the original owner, and he never forgets to pick up clues that can lead to a wave of black.

Society One: Shang Tian has been quite honest recently, have you heard any rumors?

Kim: To tell you the truth, that boy Shang Tian went live broadcasting recently, I squatted several times, and found that he might be the same as Sang Lin, and he has to rely on Bao to support him!Based on his robot acting skills, do you think it is possible to join Mucheng's crew?At present, the only picture of the same style that has been photographed is the picture of two people appearing in the hospital at the same time. Do you have any other information?

Shang Tian laughed out of anger.

Society Mengyi: I’m sorry, I’ve recently become a fan of Shang Tian, ​​and I’m gradually going crazy for rewarding CP, it’s not a bag at all. It’s love at all~~~

After typing these few words, Shang Tian teased himself until his shoulders shook, ignored what Kim said, and directly blocked him.

On the other side, Kim threw his phone to the ground angrily, and when he lost his temper, his curly hair like instant noodles trembled wildly with his movements.

"How could such a nice person suddenly like Shang Tian?"

The instant noodle spat hard, and a picture flashed through his mind—at that time, smartphones were not yet popular, and the daily activities of teenagers and semi-old men were almost all outdoors, or engaged in some sports activities , or gather crowds at the school gate to provoke troubles. At that time, Shang Tian was still a little coward in school uniform, but he dared to stand out in front of a group of social youths for himself.

"Liar," the head of Instant Noodles cursed several times with scarlet eyes, "Do you think you can completely get rid of your past life by finding someone to take care of you? I will make you unable to fly again!"

When Shang Tian returned to the hospital, Brother Xiong was dozing off on the sofa, his fleshy face was deformed, and the saliva was about to flow down the corner of his mouth.

The little nurse who made the ward round happened to pass by, and seeing Brother Xiong sleeping like a bear, she rolled her eyes in disgust, and after seeing Shang Tian, ​​she couldn't help showing a pleasing expression, "Why did you just come back? This person doesn't even You can't take care of children, you're too stupid."

Shang Tian smiled apologetically, "What's the matter? Do you need me to do anything?"

The little nurse handed him the small medicine bottle on the table, and told him earnestly: "This is for treating trauma, anti-inflammation and sterilization, you put medicine on that child's place, it may be that the fabric of the pants is too rough , It’s all worn out, I was about to give him medicine just now, and he almost came up and bit me, so you should do this job.”

After finishing speaking, the little nurse left with lingering fear.

Shang Tian looked at the small medicine bottle in his hand in a daze, what did she mean by that?Where to give medicine?

"Little Chichi," Brother Xiong woke up at some point, with a dazed expression on his face, "Hurry up, I think he's so painful that he can't even move easily."

Shang Tian let out an "oh", and walked to the hospital bed with a dull expression.

If this is just an ordinary child, and Shang Tian is not some eccentric LSP, he definitely does not have any strange thoughts, but the person in front of him is Meng Zexuan when he was a child, although he looks no different from other children, But it's just—it's a little weird in my heart.

"Take off your pants." Shang Tian took a second to calm down and put on a serious expression like a parent. "It doesn't hurt after applying the medicine."

Little Meng Zexuan was about to turn over, and the expression on his face immediately became fierce: "I will do it myself."

Shang Tian didn't have the idea of ​​doing it himself, he thought about it, the little nurse should have regarded this little boy as someone else's child, if the little Chichi of other people's child hurt to the extent that it affected his actions, he would have been in pain long ago Crying loudly, the work of applying medicine should be left to adults, but this person in front of him is not an ordinary person.

"Okay, then wipe it off yourself," Shang Tian continued to be serious, "I'll check after wiping it off."

Little Meng Zexuan was still too young after all, he confronted Shang Tian viciously for a while, and then slowly began to take off his pants.

The whole process of applying the medicine went very smoothly. Although Shang Tian's expression remained unchanged, he couldn't help laughing in his heart.

After all, he is still a little kid, although his ability to count is indeed better than his own, but when faced with the current somewhat embarrassing situation, his face is still too thin, and his little face flushed with shame in a short while.

Shang Tian recalled the child's proud face like a little peacock just now, and compared it with the embarrassed face now, the picture is really a bit funny.

Although it is very rude to laugh at a child, Shang Tian still finds the joy of raising cubs from it.

What's the fun in raising a child if it's not for fun?

In a blink of an eye, it was time to go to bed, and little Meng Zexuan was so sleepy that he couldn't lift his eyelids, but he was trying to stay awake, and he didn't know if he was secretly competing with Shang Tian who could stay up late.

Early in the morning is a good time for mobile phone surfing, Shang Tian's fingers were flying all over the screen, and he had no time to sleep. By the time he noticed that the child was still staring at him, an hour had passed.

"Why don't you sleep?" Shang Tian expressed his curiosity, logically speaking, don't children sleep for a long time?

Little Meng Zexuan blinked his eyes slowly because of sleepiness, and the little wolf cub in the daytime temporarily turned into a docile lamb.

Shang Tian thought about it, recalled Meng Zexuan's insomnia, and reasonably suspected that the root cause of the disease might have been there since childhood.

"Then let me coax you?" Shang Tian approached tentatively, and patted the child's head unskillfully, "Want to hear a bedtime story?"

It may be that Shang Tian's automatic and expressive pronunciation left a shadow on the children as soon as he read children's books. When he heard these words, he closed his eyes very consciously.

Shang Tian resentfully put the storybook aside, then stretched out his hand and patted the child's arm: "Go to sleep, if you are afraid at night, call Dad."

Little Meng Zexuan: "..."

The author has something to say: Later, Shang Tian and Xiao Meng Zexuan quarreled.

Little Meng Zexuan's eyes were red: I'm a child, can't you let me? !

Shang Tian was even more wronged than him: It's the first time you're a son, and it's the first time I'm a father, why can't you let me in!