After reading through the book, big attacks and small attacks are jealous for me

"Cozy Vacation" is a slow variety show that aims to experience and feel life after busy work. There are five permanent guests, three of whom are young and middle-aged actors who have won many awards. They are cheerful and easy to get along with. The two are popular traffic florets, full of vigor anytime and anywhere.

They get along with daily necessities, eat, drink, and respect the old and love the young when they get along. A group of people gives people a harmonious atmosphere of loving each other as a family, and they never rely on bullying to make gimmicks.

This variety show does not seem to have any bright spots, but its popularity is not lower than that of the same period, mainly because its broadcast mode is different from traditional recording and broadcasting, but adopts a live broadcast method to truly restore the holiday life of the stars and let the audience Their enthusiastic participation was satisfied.

Shang Tian originally came to play for two days with a very relaxed mind, but he didn't expect to encounter embarrassing things that night.

Zhu Xihe was wearing a mint-colored t-shirt, his short hair was exposed on his forehead, and his expression was slightly displeased. He looked directly at Mucheng and asked in a cold voice, "You really don't want to change with me?"

In front of the camera, Mucheng smiled with a good temper, like a big brother who disdains to haggle over little kids, stretched out his hand to press down Zhu Xihe's bristling hair.

"First of all, I am quite familiar with Shang Tian. He came to this unfamiliar place, so he should share a room with me." Mu Cheng paused, as if thinking of something funny, "And just because you sleep With the habit of playing military boxing all over the bed, wouldn't Shang Tian be bullied if he slept with you?"

Zhu Xihe's expression froze, and his snow-white skin was faintly red.

"Okay, okay, I'm not teasing you," Mu Cheng saw Zhu Xihe's choked appearance, immediately changed the subject, and said in a low voice, "You won last year's Golden Horse Award Best Actor, and you have a lot of resources in your hands. How many newcomers like you want to get to know him, are you sure you want to give up this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity?"

Zhu Xihe's expression was even colder, and he stared fiercely at Mu Cheng. If it wasn't for the fact that they were still recording the show, Shang Tian thought that the two of them would fight on the spot.

It seems that what Quinoa said before is correct, the protagonist Gong and the protagonist Shou are still in the stage of happy enemies where they don't like each other.

Shang Tian sighed vicissitudes.

As a cannon fodder, he started a relationship with the big villain. Why are the two protagonists so weak?

Later, it was the director who came forward to persuade Zhu Xihe, and decided to still allocate rooms according to the result of the lottery.

Shang Tian was a little embarrassed. He took out his mobile phone and clicked into the live broadcast interface of the show, and his eyes were dazzled by the bullet screens.

[The popularity of a man with a small ambiguous ratio really has to be accepted]

[That’s not true, after all, the face is on there]

[It makes sense that Zhu Xihe wants to live with Shang Tian, ​​but why does King Mu also want to live with Shang Tian? ? ? ]

[If I remember correctly, the Yang Siyuan and Mu Yingdi that Zhu Xihe drew came from childhood?Is this abandoning the post and choosing Shang Tian? ]

[Hot knowledge, Shang Tian was personally led into the film crew by Emperor Mu]

[Absolutely, Xiaopai changed his fortune overnight? ]

[I was still watching Mu Yingdi and Zhu Xihe's mixed cut in the same frame for the last minute, and now I am crying blind]

[For those who are crying and blind, let's offer a reward, okay?I haven’t eaten candy for a long time, woo woo woo]

[Where is my god? ! !Come on, your wife is going to share the bed with someone else! ]

[I guess Dong Meng should be on his way here by private plane hhhhh]

Seeing that all the bullet screens were cueing Meng Zexuan, Shang Tian couldn't help but curl his lower lip.

In order to welcome the arrival of the crew of "Hunting the Wind", the program team specially gave an extra 30 yuan when providing living expenses. Yang Siyuan expressed his joy with a few sneers, and thanked the program team seriously after laughing. So generous.

The other resident guests seemed to be immune to the operation of the program group, and lamented and slumped on the sofa in the living room, turning into a few uniform salted fish in a blink of an eye.

Mucheng seldom participated in variety shows, so his expression was a little confused at the moment: "130 yuan, the living expenses of nine people a day? Is it enough?"

Lin Ting laughed and let out a goose cry.

Standing beside Mu Cheng, Yang Siyuan showed contempt on his face, as if he was very contemptuous of his good friend just now: "You are really a young master who does not eat the fireworks of the world, do you think it is enough?"

Mu Cheng's expression turned cold when he was stunned: "Then what do you say?"

Chai Qianyu raised his hand cautiously, fearing that the two film stars would fight again: "Brother Cheng is like this, because the budget of the program group is limited, we usually have to go out to work, such as delivering food or going to restaurants Serve as a server."

Mucheng grew up with rich clothes and fine food, and he has never done such a down-to-earth job at all. He raised his eyebrows high and repeated: "Delivery? Be a waiter?"

Compared to Mu Yingdi's reaction, Shang Tian's and Zhu Xihe's reactions were much more peaceful. The two of them walked towards the director in a very tacit understanding, and got the card to choose the place of work.

"One employee in the coffee shop, three teaching assistants in the swimming pool," Shang Tian read out with great interest, and looked up at the director team, "How do we choose the four?"

The director laughed and said: "Our program group is the most fair and just, we still draw lots to decide this time."

Shang Tian was a little uncertain, and carefully selected one to open, but his originally slow movements suddenly froze.

Why do you need three swimming pool assistants?Coffee shop clerk is the ideal job!

[666 I knew he couldn't escape]

[I just want to ask, can I be a teaching assistant even if I don’t know how to swim? ? ? ]

[Is there anyone who doesn't know that our little scumbag and the water criminal are rushing hahahahaha]

[hhhh there is a good show to watch]

[Lick the field and fly bravely, my mother will always be with you! ]

Like the original owner, Shang Tian is a very typical terrestrial animal - landlubber, not only that, but he is also a little afraid of water, and will get dizzy if he stares directly at the water surface.

"Well," Shang Tian raised his hand and touched his nose, trying to find a tactful reason, "Director, I'm not in good health, it's not convenient for me to touch cold water these days—"

It’s okay if he didn’t say anything, but once he said it, he aroused the interest of the director team, “Don’t worry about this, the water in the swimming pool is at a constant temperature, and the teaching assistant class is only two hours, how can young people shrink back so easily?”

On the other side, Zhu Xihe finally got his wish once. Like Shang Tian, ​​he was drawn as an assistant teacher in the swimming pool.

He curled the corners of his lower lips calmly, his gorgeous facial features were too dazzling in the sun, and his face, which was stinky because of the house selection a second ago, turned clear in a second, making Mu Cheng laugh.

"I said, do you need to be so happy?" Mucheng put the small note he had drawn into his trouser pocket and stretched lazily, "Shang Tian doesn't know how to drink water, so you take care of him. See."

Zhu Xihe glanced at Mu Cheng coldly, raised his hand and pressed down the radio device, and lowered his voice: "You don't need to say it."

On the other hand, Shang Tian's communication with the director's team was fruitless. This swimming assistant must be a must. The director's team specially gave him a swimming ring in the shape of a pink leopard because he can't swim.

Shang Tian: "..."

Zhu Xi and Lin Ting walked over together, seeing Shang Tian's almost dull expression, Zhu Xihe couldn't help but smiled: "Don't worry, I can teach you."

And Lin Ting said earnestly with an old mother's face: "Sweetie, there are many difficulties in life, as long as you face them bravely, I believe you will be able to overcome them!"

Shang Tian: "..."

Shang Tian held the huge swimming ring with both hands, and twitched the corners of his mouth with a disheveled face.

—

"Mr. Shang Tian was drawn by lottery to go to the swimming pool with Mr. Zhu as a teaching assistant, and he was drawn to share a room with Mr. Mucheng at night," Zhu Bo sat in the passenger seat and persuaded him firmly, "Sir, although Mr. Shang Tian I don't know how to use water, but the bodyguards we sent over will definitely take care of Mr. Shang Tian, ​​otherwise, let's go to the company first?"

Meng Zexuan sat in the back row, and frowned slightly upon hearing this.

It only takes two days for Shang Tian to record the program. Meng Zexuan originally didn't plan to follow, but just last night, the branch of Meng Group in Q City happened to have a ribbon-cutting event, and the person in charge of the branch just followed the rules The office sent an invitation letter to Meng Zexuan's assistant. He didn't expect the big boss to come, and he received a reply soon after he didn't expect it.

Meng Zexuan's original words were: "Go to the company to cut the ribbon first, and then drop by to see Shang Tian."

Uncle Zhu originally planned this way, but he didn't expect his husband to change his mind after getting off the plane.

"Go to the swimming pool first." Meng Zexuan repeated it expressionlessly, then continued to look down at the phone.

Uncle Zhu sighed quietly, saying that the power of love really should not be underestimated, and it unexpectedly distracted a true workaholic.

But although he complained in his heart, Uncle Zhu himself was very happy to hear about it. The old man laughed again, his face was wrinkled, and he nodded and said, "Okay, sir."

When the live broadcast of the show first started, Meng Zexuan had already watched it with his mobile phone in his arms. When he saw that Mu Cheng and Zhu Xihe both wanted to share a room with Shang Tian, ​​the corners of his mouth straightened into a straight line.

[Although I know that the reward is an official match, but the doting eyes of King Mu are so fat! ]

[Leading Shang Tian into the film crew and leading Shang Tian into variety shows, do we need to say more about their relationship? ]

[The film emperor Mu just offended Fa Xiao for this reason hhhhh]

[Fuck me, what's the matter with suddenly being cute? ! ]

Meng Zexuan pursed his lips into a straight line, quickly registered a small account, and began to post barrage with a blank face——

[Tiantian and Meng Zexuan are a legitimate couple, they have already met their parents. ]

[Mu Cheng is just wishful thinking. ]

[The feeling of rewarding CP is very good, don't talk nonsense. ]

Meng Zexuan sent more than a dozen messages in a row, and his sincere tone finally attracted the attention of other barrage troops:

[What's the matter with that one? ]

[It's just like you know them, you said that the relationship between offering a reward is good, why didn't I see it? ]

[The reward for CP is nothing more than relying on a few pictures, and I forgot to turn off the live broadcast before, these are probably just hype! ]

[That's right!Little Muddy has been in the limelight recently, maybe the relationship between him and Meng Dong is just for mutual benefit]

Meng Zexuan's expression became even colder, he gently closed his eyes, and continued to reply tirelessly - [They will sleep together every day, and will soon have the reality of husband and wife. ]

[. . . ]

[......]

[......]

[Knock CP to this extent, I am convinced]

[Is the director team here?Fork this hypochondriac thank you]

"gentlemen?"

Just when Meng Zexuan was about to make persistent efforts to explain the truth to netizens, Zhu Bo's voice interrupted him.

In fact, Uncle Zhu wanted to speak as early as 5 minutes, but seeing his husband fiddling with the phone with a dignified expression, he thought there was some important matter to be resolved, until the old man squinted his eyes and saw Meng Zexuan clearly. cellphone screen.

Zhu Bo: "..."

"What's the matter?" Meng Zexuan seemed to have suddenly realized that his actions were somewhat unreasonable, and put the phone aside with a cold face.

"That's it," Zhu Bo wanted to talk about the company's affairs, but when he saw his husband's jealous face, he suddenly changed the subject, "Do you want to disclose your relationship with Mr. Shang Tian?"

Meng Zexuan was startled when he heard this.

"The relationship between you and Mr. Shang Tian has never been hidden. We all know this, but netizens don't know." Zhu Bo smiled slightly, "Because of Mr. Shang Tian's professional relationship, every bit of his Being watched by countless pairs of eyes, now that he is participating in a variety show with the film king, even a normal friendship between two people may be misunderstood by netizens, and some imaginary things will inevitably be born out of thin air. The essence of the entertainment industry is actually entertainment That's all."

"But if you want to change this situation," Zhu Bo looked at his husband, "you can also join in and use practical actions to shut up those netizens who are messing with CP."

Shang Tian, ​​Zhu Xihe, and Lin Ting came to the swimming pool. After receiving the swimsuits under the arrangement of the director team, they went into the private changing rooms.

Ten minutes later, Shang Tian was still holding the pink leopard swimming ring in his arms, paired with a loose and casual short-sleeved shorts, and stood listlessly by the pool.

Lin Ting leaned over with a smile, stretched out his hand to pinch Shang Tian's face like an old hooligan, and asked in a low voice, "Why didn't my cub choose that pair of swimming trunks?"

It is rare for the director team to be considerate in terms of clothing. Not only the female guests, but also the male guests have two sets of clothes to choose from.

In fact, Shang Tian hesitated for three seconds in the locker room, but when he saw his soft belly, he resolutely gave up the great opportunity to show off his "macho" figure, and put on the elementary school chicken exclusive suit very self-aware.

"It's not sad, it's not sad." Lin Ting comforted Shang Tian with a slumped face without sincerity, raised his chin to signal the other side to look back, "It's enough for a team to have a strong man."

Shang Tian turned his head and saw Zhu Xihe walking out.

Although he is the protagonist in the original book, Zhu Xihe's figure is not bad at all, with broad shoulders, slender limbs, and his naked upper body is much stronger than Shang Tian's.

Shang Tian looked away enviously.

"Okay, the swimming class will start soon. The content of the teaching will be determined by the original coach. All the teaching assistants only need to correct the movements of the students in the swimming pool and take care of the safety of the students."

After the director team spoke, the live broadcast started. The three teaching assistants stood side by side by the swimming pool, looking at the young students in the pool who were less than ten years old, their faces gradually dull.

[Wow is this Xixi?It's really skinny when you dress and take off your clothes! ]

[Who the fuck is this who chose the clothes for us little muddleheaded? ]

[Hahahaha how to dress like a palette]

[This pink leopard swimming ring is too old-fashioned, dreaming back to [-] hhhh]

[Are you sure this isn't children's clothing? ]

[Our licking fields are at least 1.8 meters faster!You are not allowed to laugh at him! ]

"Oh my god, I have a phobia of human cubs," Lin Ting stood aside with a look of embarrassment on his face, shaking his two hands in the sky, "Why didn't the director team tell you in advance!"

Shang Tian was originally a patient with Lin Ting, but after getting along with little Meng Zexuan for a while, the symptoms eased a bit.

But the dozen or so children in front of them are not of the same species as little Meng Zexuan at all, and they don’t know what it means to be well-behaved and shy. Ever since the director team called the start, they have been inexplicably very excited. The roof of the swimming pool was overturned.

Shang Tian felt his head buzzing.

The coach is a fat, middle-aged man. He seemed to be used to this kind of scene. He smiled slightly without changing his face, and shouted in a voice as steady as a bell: "Children! Please bite your left little finger!" In the mouth! Let me see who did it wrong?"

All the human cubs shut their mouths immediately, first carefully distinguishing which hand is the left hand, and then began to distinguish which is the little finger. By the time they put their fingers in their mouths and kept them still, the scene was completely silent up.

Then the middle-aged uncle started class slowly, and Shang Tian silently gave him a thumbs up.

Because today is the elementary class, these children are all beginners, and they are still in the stage of trying to make their bodies float on the water, so Zhu Xihe lightly bumped Shang Tian: "You also follow study."

Shang Tian idly sat by the pool, put his feet into the water and began to soak them, "I don't want to learn, I will never go into the water in my life."

Both Zhu Xihe and Lin Ting were good swimmers, and they quickly devoted themselves to today's work. Although they were disturbed by a few naughty brats, they still managed to maintain a friendly and kind expression.

Shang Tian watched from a distance, no matter what the director team said, he refused to go into the water, at this moment a few boys wearing fluorescent swimming caps approached him, dragged their chins curiously and asked him: "Brother, why don't you go into the water? "

Shang Tian's face remained unchanged, but he still held the swimming ring vigilantly: "Because I can't swim."

"If you can't swim, you can learn with us," one of the little boys with a leaky front tooth said with a smile, and stretched out a little hand that was tanned because of his playfulness, "Come down and play with us!"

Then, Shang Tian was dragged into the swimming pool by these brats.

[6666 This brat did something I always wanted to do but didn't dare to do]

[Licking Tian didn't expect to be planted in the hands of a group of human cubs]

[Hahahaha Licking Tian finally panicked! ]

Although the pool was only one meter deep, Shang Tian was still taken aback. He stared at the culprits with a straight face, and finally sighed.

Well, it's already wet anyway.

The brats who had succeeded cheered happily, Zhu Xihe swam over after seeing it, his movements were standard, his posture was light, and he looked graceful like a beautiful fish from a distance.

"How are you?" Zhu Xihe stared at Shang Tian's slightly pale face, worried, "Do you feel uncomfortable?"

Shang Tian wiped the splashed water on his face, and said with a smile, "I'm fine, I just don't quite get used to it."

Zhu Xihe took a closer look at Shang Tian, ​​and then smiled reassuringly: "It's just a matter of getting used to it, do you want to feel the buoyancy of the water?"

Shang Tian never swam since he was a child, and after passing the hurdle of entering the water, his curiosity emerged: "Think about it!"

Zhu Xihe nodded, put the pink panther's swimming ring on Shang Tian's body properly, and then led him to walk deeper into the swimming pool.

"The water here is 1.6 meters deep. It won't submerge you, but it's enough for you to float. Try to relax your body and let yourself lie on the swimming ring."

When the water surface is close to the chest, people will feel a feeling of tightness in the chest. This is the first time Shang Tian has experienced it. He was nervous and a little excited at the same time. He stood on tiptoe and carefully raised his head back—— —He felt himself being gently lifted up by the pool water, and his toes were about to leave the water!

"Wow," Shang Tian opened his mouth wide in surprise, his eyes sparkling, "Is swimming so fun?"

Although Shang Tian still has a long way to go before swimming, he still made Zhu Xihe who was standing by the side laugh.

[Little squishy is so cute woo woo woo]

[That look that has never seen the world is so good rua! ]

[Zhu Xihe seems to really like to lick the fields, his eyes never left from the beginning to the end]

[love love love]

[Shang Tian, ​​what's going on?The legendary joker? ]

Seeing that Shang Tian was getting used to the swimming pool, the director group used the loudspeaker to start additional tasks. If the three teaching assistants can puncture all the balloons hanging above the swimming pool while completing their duties, then they will soon Get extra red envelope rewards.

Zhu Xihe and Lin Ting had almost finished their work, so they started to fight against those balloons. Lin Ting was repeatedly defeated because of his height, and Zhu Xihe couldn't show any advantage because of the difficulty in taking off in the swimming pool.

However, Shang Tian could only watch silently.

Most of the students went ashore to rest, only the two little boys were left floating in the swimming pool, Shang Tian could only dutifully stay by their side, always watching out for them accidentally falling into the deep water.

At this moment, Shang Tian felt a little bored, but some fans in the barrage suddenly started to go crazy——

[Who is that man standing by the pool behind! ]

[This figure ah ah ah ah ah ah I'm so hungry and crying]

[Am I the only one who thinks that person looks familiar? ]

[hhhhhh you are not alone]

[Fuck I can't believe my eyes! ! ! ]

[Hanging god ah ah ah ah ah]

[I knew he wouldn't let his wife go out alone! ]

[The domineering president is looking for his wife a thousand miles away hahahaha]

[There is such a crowd, the number of people in the live broadcast room suddenly increased by hundreds of thousands! ]

The staff responsible for the part of the live broadcast also noticed something unusual, and contacted the director team to inquire about the situation, and was told that this person was not an ordinary amateur, but a master who couldn't be hired for any amount of money.

Then the staff member watched helplessly as the director gave all the shots to this amateur handsome guy, switching between close-up and long-range shots constantly, in order to better show the otherworldly and immortal appearance of the other party.

The staff "tsk tsk" twice, just about to take a sip of tea and take a break, the next second they were stunned again.

This amateur handsome guy actually swam towards Shang Tian like no one else was there!

Realizing that the director's camera moved to his back, Shang Tian turned his head in a daze, and in the next second he saw a black shadow appearing under the water not far away, as if someone was swimming towards him.

Shang Tian was worried that he would block the way of others, so he immediately moved on tiptoe with difficulty.

It may be because his movements were a little too big, the swimming ring suddenly slid down from his armpit to his neck, and his already slippery feet completely lost their size, and Shang Tian's head immediately sank below the surface of the water.

Leng Buding suffered a catastrophe, Shang Tian was so frightened that he jumped wildly, but at the moment when he was about to choke on water, he felt that his arm was being pulled, and then his buttocks were being supported by someone, His head immediately left the water.

"Huh, Huh——" Shang Tian felt as if he had been reborn, and after taking a deep breath for a long time, he realized that he was standing on the water in a posture of being lifted up by someone.

around

Shang Tian: "..."

He lowered his head dully, and saw Meng Zexuan's dark eyes.

[hhhhhh this pose is perfect]

[Boss is so pampered, it’s so high! ]

[Licking Tian’s eyes are different after seeing Xuanshen, he feels wronged hahaha]

[reward yyds reward yyds reward yyds]

[what does this mean?Is it finally official? ! ! ]

[Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa whoa! ]

Different from the liveliness in the barrage, Meng Zexuan was quiet for a while before slightly frowning: "Why are you not careful?"

Shang Tian blinked his eyes a few times, but he didn't know what was going on, and suddenly his nose felt a little sore.