After the rebirth, I'm a scumbag [entertainment circle]

Yu Zhibai received this call again.

An unfamiliar number, the other party called and did not speak, quietly.

If he hangs up, the other party will not continue to call, as if he has no intention of disturbing his life.

At first Yu Zhibai thought that someone had made a mistake, but again and again, he found something was wrong.

Seems like someone who knew him.

On this day, Luo Chuan and Le Yusheng were both at his house, Yu Zhibai answered the phone and yelled several times, but there was still no sound from the other side.

Luo Chuan took the phone and turned on the hands-free. He threatened: "I don't care who you are, don't let me find you and call again. Otherwise, I won't let you go."

There was no sound on the other side, Luo Chuan seemed to be speaking into the air.

"Let me try it!" Le Yusheng squeezed over, "Who are you? What is your name? Where did you come from and where did you live? Where do you live? If you have any unfulfilled wishes, I will help you save..."

"Are you sick?" Luo Chuan glared at him, and said to the other end of the phone, "I tell you, my brother is the most powerful person in city B, don't think I'm joking with you, this is my sister-in-law, dare you Mess with my sister-in-law, I want yours..."

Yu Zhibai snatched the phone, angry and anxious: "Don't talk nonsense."

Luo Chuan retreated to the sofa, his bangs were very long, covering his eyes, he said: "I just want to scare him, my brother is not willing to let you be his widow."

"Yi?..." Yu Zhibai couldn't laugh or cry, "Speak well! That's my brother too."

Yu Zhibai turned off the speakerphone and put the phone to his ear.

I don't know if it's an illusion or...

He seemed to hear the sound of shallow breathing over there, very lightly, followed by crackling and bumping, and the sound of messy footsteps.

Not like one person... like a group.

He was startled.

Le Yusheng asked from behind: "Why are you so stupid."

Yu Zhibai said: "I heard movement."

Le Yu said in a voice: "Hang up, hurry up, I said Yu Meiren, we won't answer everyone's calls in the future. You are more or less well-known now, and there are many people with bad intentions. If something happens to you , but it will be troublesome."

Unsure of who and what kind of voice he was facing, Yu Zhibai also agreed with Le Yusheng's suggestion.

This is Yu Zhibai's first time participating in a variety show.

He didn't know that variety shows have certain scripts and link settings.For example, what he and Cheng Xiaowan are going to do, and what Cheng Xiaowan's reaction should be, are all outlined in the script.

The content of this issue of "Bang Bang on the Left" is that the two go to the place where Yu Zhibai works, which is B University, to have a teacher-student relationship.

Cheng Xiaowan was wearing JK, and Yu Zhibai was dressed as a scholar, and they met in the classroom.

The program team and the school had arranged in advance that half of the students in the room were real students of Yu Zhibai.

When he opened the door—

All said: "Mr. Yu is good!"

Yu Zhibai was startled, looking at the student who hadn't seen him for a few days.

The eye sockets are inevitably red.

Cheng Xiaowan will act as the heroine of a Japanese drama in this episode, and she will secretly take pictures of him, watch him being a nympho, send him messages, and finally, when she is looking for someone to demonstrate on the stage, she will be selected to come on stage.And what she has to do is whisper a word in his ear——

"Teacher, can I go to your house tonight?"

This is a sentence that is not accepted by realistic ethics, and it does not match the original lines.

The original line is: Teacher, I like you.

Cheng Xiaowan deliberately changed his mood.

And the program group didn't know which muscle was broken, and it was broadcast verbatim, so that the audience who were already addicted to cp became even crazier.

Yu Zhibai's reaction was the same as his own, like a little white cat being bullied, unable to answer anything except blushing.

Cheng Xiaowan burst out laughing: "You are too cute."

"Hey, it's really easy for you to be bullied like this."

During the break, Cheng Xiaowan came to chat with Yu Zhibai.

Cheng Xiaowan: "It's already the second issue, why do you still feel unfamiliar with me?"

Yu Zhibai smiled: "Work."

Why do you have to be so familiar?

Cheng Xiaowan lay on the table, stared at him, and smiled brightly: "I heard that you used to make literary films?"

Yu Zhibai nodded: "Yes."

Cheng Xiaowan regained her energy in an instant, and moved towards him: "Yes! I have a very good buddy, he is the director of literary films. His name is Jin Cheng."

Yu Zhibai didn't feel anything at first, but after hearing the name, his eyes lit up: "Jincheng?"

A well-known celebrity in the literary and art circles, an absolute genius, and a great director.

The literary films under his command can magnify the details to the extreme, and every film is worth digging deeply, and the practical significance after deep digging always makes people unable to get out of it for a long time.

He is Yu Zhibai's favorite literary film director, bar none.

Cheng Xiaowan giggled and put her hand on his shoulder: "How about it, are you interested? Tell him to come out for a drink later?"

It would be great if we could get to know Jin Cheng.

Yu Zhibai immediately agreed: "Okay!"

Cheng Xiaowan put his left hand on his shoulder, and his right hand propped his cheek.

She was wearing youthful clothes and makeup, in line with the most popular white and skinny aesthetics. She said "Hello" and called out half-jokingly and half-seriously, "Teacher Yu."

Many people call him Mr. Yu, and Yu Zhibai said "Huh?" very naturally.

Cheng Xiaowan squinted at him: "Why do you look so good-looking. I haven't seen someone like you in the circle for many years."

Her tone gradually softened, and Yu Zhibai had already closed his eyes and didn't want to hear what she said next, but Cheng Xiaowan still said it.

"Hey, Teacher Yu." She blew into Yu Zhibai's ear, "Can I go to your house tonight?"

she asked again.

Yu Zhibai opened his eyes suddenly and stared at her.

Cheng Xiaowan's face was calm, and it was written all over her face: Don't look at me like this, if you look at me, my sister also wants to sleep with you.

The two confronted silently for a long time, and Yu Zhibai said dryly: "I like men."

He watched Cheng Xiaowan's expression cracked inch by inch, and finally shattered to the ground.

Cheng Xiaowan: "You?!"

Yu Zhibai smiled.

Cheng Xiaowan: "Damn! What a waste of money! I can't fucking taste it!"

"You didn't say it earlier, it turns out they are sisters!"

Yu Zhibai:?

Cheng Xiaowan's last burden was gone.

Just now it was just holding Yu Zhibai's hand, but now it's hugging.

She pinched Yu Zhibai's neck, and as soon as she tightened it, her two heads were tightly pressed together.

Cheng Xiaowan said excitedly and in a low voice: "It's okay to like men, but it's fine if I don't appreciate them. Do you lack boyfriends? I'll grab a lot of boyfriends, all of them are handsome boys with eight-pack abs. Give it to you for free, it’s good that you’re handsome and a high-ranking job. I promise to serve you, you know!”

Cheng Xiaowan was beaming while talking.Yu Zhibai was so driven by her phone call that he couldn't escape, and quickly wanted to escape, but he quickly waved his hands: "Thank you, I don't need it."

Cheng Xiaowan disagreed: "Why don't you use it? It's the time when young people need a partner to nourish them. Those are all in my stock. It's really the best! Sister, you usually come and go alone. Seeing you alone, I’ll give it to you for nothing! Sister will help you pay!”

Yu Zhibai: ...

Yu Zhibai had already left the stool halfway through listening, he fled in front, and Cheng Xiaowan chased after him excitedly.

Yu Zhibai was really scared, who are they?

He didn't dare to accept this kindness.

Cheng Xiaowan grinned and yelled from behind: "You need to come to my room to find me anytime, I'll make an appointment on weekends, we won't go home until we're drunk!"

Yu Zhibai had never run away in such a mess.

He patted his chest in the lounge, thinking to himself, how could there be such a woman.

Not long after, there was a knock on the lounge door.

"Enter."

The door opened, and the person standing by the door gave him a friendly smile.Yu Zhibai who was standing loosely at first suddenly stood up straight.

Lin Han had just finished work and was still wearing exquisite makeup.He pointed to the sofa: "Can I sit?"

Yu Zhibai glanced at the sofa and nodded.

"I just overheard that you and Sister Cheng said that we are going to have dinner together on the weekend. I wonder if you can take me with you. I heard Director Youjin. I am his big fan. I have liked him for many years. Brother Zhibai, I can with you?"

Brother Zhibai... Yu Zhibai doesn't like this title very much.

Yu Zhibai wanted to say no.

But he is not a rejecting character.

After a long while without nodding or shaking his head, Lin Han took the initiative and said excitedly: "Then I will take it as your consent!"

"It's great! Ah Yue is always worried that I will go out alone, but he is busy, and I can't bear to disturb him. I would be so happy if Brother Zhibai could take me to play together. You know, did I just return to China?" How long, I have no friends in China, only A Yue. Thank you! I am so happy!"

Yu Zhibai: "Wait a minute, you..."

"Goodbye, brother Zhibai!" Lin Han only left him a back view.Yu Zhibai rubbed his temples in a slightly dejected manner.

"How come I still won't reject others."

A long time ago, Brother Qi Jue hit him on the head with a pencil.

It was late that day, and he was on duty at school alone.

In winter, the sky gets dark quickly, and it gets dark after half a day on duty.

He was afraid of the dark, and he didn't like to give up halfway, so he gritted his teeth and swept the floor in the empty classroom by himself.

"Shua Shua——" The sound of the broom sweeping across the ground was not too loud, but the classroom seemed to be extraordinarily quiet and terrifying.

The cold wind blew through the window, making him hungry and cold.

Outside the school, a black car stopped for a long time.

The dark car window was rolled down, revealing a slightly cool and handsome face.

Qi Jue frowned slightly, looking at the darkness and seeing that there were very few students.

"Old Zhang."

"Master."

"You wait here, I'll go in and take a look."

That day, what Qi Jue saw was Yu Zhibai's slender back, dragging a mop, holding a water basin, running back and forth.

The stools were placed on the table one by one, and he was working alone.

From time to time, I rubbed my hands, and from time to time I stretched my head to look out the window.

How long Yu Zhibai has been working, how long Qi Jue has been waiting for him.

He didn't help, but he knew he didn't need it.

It wasn't until Yu Zhibai turned off the last light and fled the classroom like a fly that Qi Jue grabbed him at the moment he was running out, wrapped him in his coat, and pulled him into his arms.

Wen Nuan immediately gathered his whole body, and Yu Zhibai knew who was coming as soon as he smelled the dark fragrance.

He showed his small face from Qi Jue's arms, and naturally hugged him back: "Brother Qi Jue!"

It was completely dark, and the campus was quiet.

Qi Jue wraps around Yu Zhibai, takes out the pencil he dropped yesterday from his pocket, and taps him on the head: "You are alone again."

"They all have work. If I leave, no one will be on duty." Yu Zhibai stuck out his tongue.

Qi Jue felt the cold air coming from his body, and hugged him even tighter: "Won't you say 'no'?"

Yu Zhibai frowned, as if he was really distressed: "I can't say it."

Qi Jue stared down at him.

This is not the first time Qi Jue taught him how to say 'no'.

Yu Zhibai knew he was in the wrong, so he got in with a grunt: "I will definitely next time! Go home first! Go home and go home!"

Qi Jue pulled him out again.

Yu Zhibai acted like a baby: "Good brother, go home first."

Qi Jue took out warm milk tea from his pocket: "Drink it before leaving, warm it up first."

Yu Zhibai's eyes were bright, and he pulled his pocket curiously: "Are you Doraemon!"

Qi Jue took a step forward to walk away, Yu Zhibai poked a hole and sucked it with relish: "Brother, wait for me! Brother!"

Qi Jue slowed down, although he still didn't turn his head: "If you don't obey me, I won't wait for you."

Yu Zhibai followed, side by side with him, drank a big mouthful of milk tea, and walked with him in the night.

"Hee hee, no, brother Qi Jue loves me the most!"

The author has something to say:

Brother Qi Jue loves little Ah Bai the most!