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Several years later, recalling this incident again, Mozun Jiang Yuan felt that the tears he shed today were all because of the water poured into his brain by the plague chicken Baixiong back then!

And it's still the kind with brain fragments...

He admitted being struck half dead by the sky thunder, and he also admitted that Jiang Di didn't want to talk to him after he woke up. As long as Jiang Di can survive, he is confident that no matter 100 years or 1000 years, he will always wait until the day when he changes his mind.

However, he never imagined that the innocent and kind-hearted Jiang Di from his family would be kidnapped by Bai Xiong, a plague chicken, to the Sangling Secret Realm as a free substitute teacher under the pretext of "let him calm down first". He even started to start a business with that little black chicken with magic energy!

Even after being struck to death by lightning ten thousand times, he never imagined that the demon energy that was once feared in the Three Realms would become a sought-after commodity in the Sangling Secret Realm!

Regarding Master Mozun's resentment, in fact, Mr. Bai thinks he can still explain it.

Things are Jiangzi's——

They spent more than two years. After Jiang Yuan was struck by lightning seven or eight times, they finally found a particularly powerful place. According to Mr. Bai, who has been trained in scientific theory, there must be rich mineral deposits at the bottom of that valley, which is why lightning strikes are prone to occur.

It's just that it's probably because this place is really suitable for crossing the catastrophe, and there were indeed monks who ascended here, just like a temple that was very popular in their previous life. There was a student's parent who went to worship. The temple has been covered with a layer of superstition that "every exam must be passed", regardless of whether it is useful or not, parents can't help but want to worship.

Right there, Jiang Yuan was almost knocked out of his wits by being struck by lightning, and he couldn't even stabilize his human form. Jiang Di finally couldn't help waking up from his deep sleep.

Then, the long cold war with Jiang Yuan began.

Maybe it was because Lord Mozun felt that even if he was struck by lightning, he would not be able to make up for the damage he had caused to the Yaozu, so Bai Xiong "kindly" made a suggestion and invited Jiang Di to live in Yaozu for a while to relax.

Jiang Yuan was 1 worried about this evil chicken, but Jiang Di didn't even bother to give him a look, so he could only listen to the bad idea of ​​the plague chicken and let Jiang Di go to the Yaozu to relax first.

Who would have thought that going this way would be like a meat bun beating a dog, Jiang Di has not been back for ten years!

Wang Chuan Qiushui never waited for Jiang Di to come home, let alone change his mind, Mozun could only find it through another demon——Yun Xiao, brazenly.

Then, he saw his younger brother, who was once noble and noble, like a fairy who didn't disturb the dust, squatting indistinctly by the fire, munching something together with that damn chicken, with a few grains stuck to the corner of his mouth. Rice grains.

Bai Xiong and Jiang Di are having a meal.

Sometimes people are like this. Some people have known each other for half their lives, but the friendship between gentlemen is always as pale as water. Some people only need to meet once, and the friendship between villains is sweet.Bai Xiong is an ordinary person, the definition of a friend is to be able to talk and play well.

If two people don't agree with each other but still become friends, then this kind of friendship may involve more interests than pure friendship.

Perhaps it was because of the existence of Bai Xiong, who was originally born for Jiang Di. Almost as soon as they met, the two of them felt that they got along very well, and it was not unusual for them to become friends.In Bai Xiong's heart, Jiang Di is undoubtedly someone most ordinary people would admire and admire. After all, not everyone in this world is willing to sacrifice themselves for someone they don't know.

In Jiang Di's eyes, on the contrary, he envied Bai Xiong, who lives so ordinary, without any obligation to family and country, as long as he lives his own life well.In fact, everyone knows that today, with Baixiong's status in the demon clan and his own strength, even if he becomes the demon king, no demon will stand up to oppose him, but he didn't.

After reconciling on behalf of the Yaozu with his vengeance Jiang Yuan, who had been entangled for thousands of years, he acted as if nothing had happened. The valley where Yunxiao lives in seclusion, oh, he also took himself with him, and just disappeared without a sound.

Now, except for the routine lectures every three months, Bai Xiong almost never leaves this valley. He only says that he wants to devote himself to cultivating and enlightening the Tao, but in fact... Haha!Looking at the delicious rice balls in his hand, Jiang Di really wanted to tell those innocent demons, wake up!Teacher Bai, who is dedicated to cultivating and enlightening you, is actually a foodie!

However, rice balls are delicious!The other meals made by Mr. Bai were also delicious, and Jiang Di took a bite of the deep-fried dough sticks inside the rice ball happily.

Before, because there was no edible alkali, there was no way to make steamed buns and fritters that needed to be fermented, and the bread that was made was dead. After returning this time, a big event that Baixiong kept in his heart was settled, and he was not in a hurry to make it. After practicing, he devoted all his enthusiasm to his favorite food.

As the saying goes, hard work pays off, and he finally found a substitute for edible alkali—some kind of plant like ramie, dried and burned ashes, used to ferment pasta, and the fried dough sticks made of steamed buns have a very light The light green color of the fritters is completely invisible after frying, leaving only a very light vegetable fragrance, which is more delicious than the fried dough sticks fermented with edible alkali that he had eaten in his previous life.

With fried dough sticks, you can make more derivative delicacies. Put a little chopped pickles and fried dough sticks in the soy milk, and sprinkle a pinch of chopped green onion, which is salty and delicious.The finished meat and wheat cake is wrapped with a crispy deep-fried dough stick. It is tender on the outside and crispy on the inside. It is very delicious.

Then, it was the rice ball they were eating now.Rice balls can be said to be Baixiong's favorite breakfast. There is no one, because it tastes good and fills you up. The key is that the price is very affordable. When he was working in the kindergarten, he would spend three yuan every morning. Money to buy a fried rice ball, which is filled with fried dough sticks, mustard greens and capers. If you are willing to spend money, you can also stuff a fried egg, a piece of ham sausage or a few slices of tenderloin in it, but he used to live He was so tight that he was only willing to eat the cheapest one every time, and then asked the boss to add more chili sauce, which was more filling than steamed buns and more delicious than steamed buns. It was really the favorite breakfast variety for poor people like him.

However, now he doesn't have to worry about that little salary every month to live. Their Yunxiao is really good at financial management. , Yunxiao can go to places that many big monsters can't go, and he can also find many rare prey or medicinal materials. The main reason he does this is that he doesn't want to be away from his elder brother for too long. As long as he finds one of these prey and medicinal materials, he can get enough. They have enough supplies for several months of living, so that he can spend more time with his elder brother.

It also prevents the eldest brother from being hooked up by that nasty Jiang Di.

Yes, just like Jiang Yuan can't get used to Teacher Bai, as a partner, Yunxiao also doesn't want to see Jiang Di, obviously he is the one who grew up with the eldest brother, but now the eldest brother prefers to play with Jiang Di In one place, I made something delicious, and the first thing I thought of was to give it to Jiang Di to try... I couldn't bear it!

"How is this? Is this delicious?" Bai Xiong happily took a bite of the rice ball, which was filled with crispy fried fritters, fried bacon, pickles and fresh wheat vegetables made by himself. The most tender choy sum of wheat vegetables, a bite is very refreshing and refreshing.

"It's delicious! Bai Xiong, you are amazing!" Jiang Di praised the place and took another big bite, just in time to eat a large piece of bacon, and his eyes narrowed with happiness.

"Sycophant!" Yun Xiao looked at him unhappily.

In order to drive this shameless sycophant away from his elder brother, Yun Xiao brought Jiang Yuan in without hesitation, and in his heart he hoped that Jiang Yuan would take his sycophant away, so that his elder brother would be just him. Alone.

Ever since Jiang Di came back with them, because he lived next door to them, the elder brother was shy, so it had been a long time since he had sex with him, cough!Although he is not seeking pleasure when he is with his eldest brother, but who can understand how hard he is as an adult pheasant who is in love?

Jiang Yuan's inner os: "I can!"

As a single monster whose mother and fetus have been single for more than 1000 years, Jiang Yuan's inner suffering will only be [-] times greater than Yun Xiao's!He had already made up his mind on the way here, this time he must not be soft-hearted again, he must take Jiang Di back!

Thinking about it now, the logic of Bai Xiong's so-called "give him some time to accept" is flawed everywhere!Even if he really wanted to give Jiang Di some time to accept the reality that he had become a monster, he would rather let Jiang Di stay by his side and think about it slowly, rather than put such a good Jiang Di by the side of a strange male demon Alone, Lord Mozun said that a lush green prairie was about to grow above his head.

However, seeing Jiang Di with a pure and bright smile, without the solemnity of being a prince and emperor, and without the grievances and hatred between them, Jiang Di at this moment really only wanted to be able to spend more time in the rice ball. Ginger Dip with two slices of bacon and a spoonful of hot sauce and a satisfied smile.

Bai Xiong is right, this kind of Jiang Di is just Jiang Di, a Jiang Di who can really live for himself once.

Master Mozun's nose is a little sore.

He thought, he must have lost his mind, and actually felt that as long as Jiang Di could continue to be so simple and happy, even if he couldn't be with him, and couldn't see him every day, he would be satisfied in his heart.

Yun Xiao's annoying little rooster is right, as long as they can watch him eat quietly and enjoy the peace of the years, all of these are worth protecting with their lives.