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Jiang Di, who was once regarded as the ruler of a country in the human race, was pushed to the position of a matchmaker just like that.

In this regard, Master Mozun can only envy and hate, it has been more than 1000 years!He wanted to marry Jiang Di almost crazy!The results of it?He and Jiang Di don't know when they will be able to untie their knots. These two chickens who were born 1000 years later than them are going to get married. It's unreasonable!

If jealousy could turn into a raging fire, the couple Bai Xiong and Yun Xiao would probably be burnt to ashes by the demon master who was burning with jealousy.

As an old monster whose mother has been single for thousands of years, Lord Mozun has evolved to the point where he can't help but want to raise a torch and burn it when he sees any couple.

However, I have to say that, as the former emperor of the human race, Jiang Di's mobility is still very strong. Since he promised Yun Xiao to propose marriage for him, Jiang Di carefully planned for him——

"Before you formally propose marriage, why don't we first calculate your current family property? As the saying goes, marrying a man, marrying a man, dressing and eating, if you want to marry someone, if you can't even support your partner, why should they marry you?" Jiang What I hate the most is the liar who wants to marry a famous girl with empty teeth. The family has no real property, and even the old mother can't support them. When I grow up, my dear girl, is it possible that she will marry into your family with a generous dowry and become a cow and a horse?

Therefore, even though he accepted Yun Xiao's invitation to be the man's matchmaker, Jiang Di still responsibly favored the courted party, and carefully counted the property of his future husband's family for Mr. Bai.

who knows--

"Family property? I have no family property. All my things are left to my elder brother for safekeeping." Yun Xiao's eyes widened.

Jiang Di: "..."

"And what about the fields?"

"Acres of fields? My eldest brother and I live in seclusion in the valley, and have never cultivated fields. The food we eat is all exchanged with prey and tribes."

Jiang Di was speechless for a while, resisting the urge to vomit blood, and asked the last question: "How many houses should there be?" It's useless.

"You mean the lair? I was just about to say that elder brother seems to like living in the current cave, but according to the customs of our Baishang tribe, if we get married, we will build a new lair. Say, I Do you want to secretly build a new lair for elder brother? What kind of lair would elder brother like?"

Lord Mozun eavesdropped the whole time, and couldn't help but sneer when he heard this.

Can this chicken also have a mate?How unfair is the sky? !

"Nest... How about forgetting about it? I don't think your elder brother would like to live in a chicken coop without a roof." Jiang Di couldn't help wiping off his cold sweat, thinking that being a matchmaker didn't seem like a thing. As simple as he imagined.

Jiang Di suddenly felt a headache when he looked at the animal skin book which was empty and nothing was written down. He had lived for more than 1000 years and this was the first time he had seen a blank betrothal gift list. The masters here have talked about the sufferings of the people, saying that there are poor families who can’t afford the dowry when they marry a daughter-in-law. They wish that even a piece of linen veil and a hemp rope can be written on the dowry list, hoping that the list can be longer. Get the woman's favor.

However, no matter how shabby he was, he had never seen a betrothal gift form that was so blank that he couldn't even write a single item in it. How could he, a matchmaker, open his mouth?

In the end, Baicao came up with an idea for Yunxiao——

"In my opinion, since we are all demons, we should simply follow the rules of the tribe. Baixiong doesn't like living in lairs. Now there are not many people living in lairs in our tribe. Everyone lives in a house with a roof." In a house with windows, it is much more comfortable than the previous nest, and the cubs are less likely to get wet and get sick from the rain."

"I think you might as well dig out a few houses in your valley and use them as a nest for your partner. Anyway, the point of building a nest is to show your partner that you are a chicken capable of hatching eggs. You You and Baixiong don't have to worry about this, besides, back then, your elder brother didn't have a nest, so didn't he hatch you?"

Yun Xiao didn't know what to think of, Jun's face was flushed, and Jiang Di was holding back a smile. Thinking of such a tall and strong Yun Xiao, it was just a pheasant egg at first, and it was slowly hatched by Brother Baixiong under his butt , that scene was simply too powerful. Jiang Di said that he really couldn't bear it anymore. He could persist until now without bursting into laughter. The revolutionary friendship between him and Yunxiao has really gone through a huge test.

"After the cave is dug, Yunxiao, go hunt some rare prey with soft and thick fur, decorate the cave well, and the nest is over. However, this house can't be empty. Hang some dried meat under the eaves, hang more, and put some food in the house, the more food you store at home, it proves that your partner will not be hungry in the future with you."

"By the way, there are also fields. Mr. Jiang didn't mention it, but I almost forgot. Now, in the Baishang tribe, we ask to marry a partner. Pheasants with fields are more popular. Roosters who can grow food and vegetables will know it as soon as they hear it." Don't take it seriously, chickens living a life, go back, cultivate a few acres of land first, and I will send you some grain and vegetable seeds in the next day, and you try to plant some, no matter how much you harvest, it is always a meaning, Also let Baixiong see your skills."

"Brother Baicao, if I hunt by myself, the food and vegetables I get in exchange for the prey will be much more than I grow myself." Yun Xiao couldn't help retorting.

"That's different!" Baicao pointed out seriously, with the standard expression of the aunt next door urging marriage, "Is it the same as the one I planted with my own hands? If you don't believe me, go back and ask your elder brother, is it true?" Do you like to eat food exchanged by prey, or did you plant it yourself?"

Big brother wouldn't care about these things, Yun Xiao slandered in his heart, but since he had no theoretical or practical experience in getting married, after much deliberation, it would be safer to listen to Bai Cao and Jiang Di.

The elder brother has already rejected him once, although Yun Xiao is prepared in his heart to be rejected several times, but what if the elder brother agrees the next time? **You still have to have a dream, otherwise what is the difference with an air-dried chicken?

"That's the thing about the farmland. Yunxiao, when you go back, you will reclaim three or five pieces of fertile land first. No matter what you plant, you have to make a living. Besides, isn't your eldest brother still taking apprentices? When the time comes You are too busy, so you can let your disciples do it for you." With a smile on her face, Bai Cao dug a big hole for Bai Xiong's future disciples.

"That's a good idea!" Yunxiao was overjoyed, farming was really not something he was good at, but those little brats could let them do more work, and when they were busy, they would not have time to pester his elder brother.

"With these, it should be about the same? I think that when I became a partner with Bai Ying, she only had one nest, two bags of grass seeds, and a few animal skins, so she came to me to propose marriage." Thinking of myself When I was with my partner back then, thinking of the dowry/dowry competition that is blowing up in the tribe now, Baicao couldn't help shaking her head, the young chickens now are much happier than they were back then!

After negotiating the dowry list for marriage proposal, and agreeing that they must come to drink wedding wine at that time, Baicao took the pheasants of the Baishang tribe and finally left the valley.

All the tribes who came to attend the lecture left, only they remained.

Mozun still didn't give up, and insisted on catching more crabs for Jiang Di to take back to eat.Therefore, they decided to stay for a few more days, catch some crabs, and make crab sauce, which is convenient to carry, and can be eaten for a long time when they are taken home and dug a cellar for storage.

After all, it is not easy to feed crabs, but it is not difficult to make crab sauce and preserve them.

So, for the next two days, Jiang Yuan and Yun Xiao spent a lot of time catching crabs by the stream, while Jiang Di stayed in the cave with Bai Xiong, making crab sauce with the crabs they caught.

As for Baixiong's big apprentice, Kong Yin (A Teng), Baixiong thought about it and decided to let him compete fairly with other cubs. He will follow his parents back to the tribe temporarily, and then compete with other cubs in the tribe before the trial begins. Lian's cubs went to the valley together, so that in the future, they would have a fellowship of working together, and Ateng would not be jealous and excluded by other juniors and sisters just because he went through the back door to get in first.

Don't worry about scarcity but inequality. As a kindergarten teacher, Bai Xiong knows this best. Children's jealousy is sometimes stronger than that of adults. As a parent and teacher, you must learn to be a bowl of water, otherwise, you Give a child as much favoritism as he will suffer from hatred and isolation from his peers.

The method of crab sauce is very simple, and the raw materials used are also very simple, that is, crab and salt. Prepare the ingredients according to the ratio of one catty of crab to two taels of salt. After the crab is cleaned, remove the crab cover and crab navel, and the remaining crab meat Cut it open, put it into a stone mortar and mash it vigorously, add crab roe and salt and stir evenly after mashing, and finally pour it into a fermentation container, cover it with two layers of breathable sackcloth, and put it in a place where it can be exposed to sunlight. Just ferment.

The prepared crab sauce can be eaten after fermenting for a day or two. If you want to eat it longer, you'd better add more salt and store it in a cool place, but it's best to eat it within a month.

"It smells so fresh!" Jiang Di looked at the well-stirred crab sauce, and his saliva almost flowed out.

"Not only crabs, but the shrimp we often eat can also be made into shrimp paste. Crab paste and shrimp paste can be used to stir-fry toppings with the taste of river seafood, used to make noodles, steamed egg custard, and Let's make claypot rice, you haven't eaten claypot rice yet, have you? Let Yunxiao make some smaller stone pots, and we will use this fresh crab sauce to make claypot rice tomorrow." Bai Xiong said As he said that, he couldn't hold back his saliva.

Really, I haven’t eaten crab sauce for a long time!