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"Hahahaha! I just want to ask those rumor-mongers if their faces hurt?"

"Teacher Yun is domineering!"

"The country owes me a younger brother like Teacher Yun."

"Mr. Yun, do you still need an older brother? The one with a net worth of hundreds of millions of dollars? I don't want equity, as long as I can live with you, I'll buy a house!"

"Upstairs, it's dawn, wake up!"

……

There was a lot of joy on the scarf, those who helped Yunxiao Aite to spread rumors about the paparazzi, those who dug up Yunxiao’s wealth, and even ran to apply for jobs following the company name on the equity transfer letter. Today’s scarf is still dominated by Teacher Yun and Yuanxiao. .

"Brother Yun, I heard that you have found your brother? Congratulations! Find time to go out for a meal together, and let me get to know my brother?" Sitting in the nanny's car, Yu Xiao, the old partner of "The Way of Heaven", sent a WeChat message Come here, and strongly expressed my desire to get to know my eldest brother.

"Didn't you go to the Great Northwest to make a movie?"

"Come back tomorrow, I have an endorsement filming, I can stay here for a few days, does my brother like jerky? Let me tell you that the jerky here is super delicious..." Yu Xiao is a senior chatterbox, belonging to that The kind who can't wait to send more than a dozen voices in one go. If the manager hadn't repeatedly emphasized that the two of them had to continue to play good brother characters, Yun Xiao really wanted to block this chatterbox.

In the end, under the crazy harassment of dozens of voices, Yun Xiao had no choice but to hold his nose and agree to his request for a meal, so there is a reason why he doesn't play WeChat, and he hates other people's voices the most!

"You guys have a good relationship. It's rare that you are so tolerant." Seeing that Yun Xiao has such a good brother who can get along with him, Bai Xiong was happy, but also felt a little sour in his heart. After all, there is a relationship between him and Yun Xiao. It is normal for Yun Xiao to have new friends during the years-long gap.

"Although Yu Xiao is talkative and sharp, he is not a bad person. Moreover, he is not easy. His father is a gangster who does not care about his family. He was arrested for gambling and hurting people and spent ten years in prison. His mother also He ran away very early, and grew up with his brother. Later, when his father was released from prison, he owed a lot of debts from gambling. The debt collectors came to collect the debts. His father left his elder brother and ran away. His elder brother...was pushed down Building, fell into a vegetative state."

"Ah?" Bai Xiong was dumbfounded. Hearing the hearty and generous laughter in the voice just now, he thought that the other end of the phone was a carefree big boy. How could this be?This is too miserable, right?

"Don't look at him laughing and joking all day long. In fact, his suffering is hidden in his heart. If it weren't for making money to treat his elder brother's illness, he would not have entered this circle. I only knew it after I got to know him well."

This is also the main reason why he and Yu Xiao can have such a tacit understanding in the TV series "Tian Dao". Yu Xiao's experience is worse than his previous life. The cooperation between the two will not be forced to CP like with a female star.

However, what Yun Xiao never imagined was that even if his partner became a male star, he still could not escape the fate of being forced to pull CP. It can only be said that the current fans are really terrible.

Bai Xiong felt that to be Yun Xiao's fan, one must be strong enough mentally.

Their itinerary in the afternoon is to sign the contract, and then Yun Xiao will shoot a video on the spot to warm up the upcoming activities.The current brand should not be too proficient in the fan economy. Yunxiao’s popularity is at its peak, but almost any activities related to him can be searched for without spending money. The brand naturally refuses to let go of such a good opportunity. Endorsement promotion Not counting, but also to preheat.

Seeing that he was busy, Bai Xiong took out his mobile phone and surfed the Internet. He was reminded by the Yuanxiao before that he began to dig a grave under Yunxiao's scarf. Sure enough, he dug up a lot of sketches of himself drawn by Yunxiao himself. The big picture was saved, and he decided to take a group photo with Yun Xiao after the event was over. Speaking of which, they were together for so long in the previous life, and he didn't even think about drawing a picture of the two of them. It was really a mistake. However, his Forget about the level of crayon drawing in kindergarten, it’s not too bad to draw a Q version of Yunxiao Maotuanzi.

Thinking of this, Bai Xiong suddenly felt itchy. Speaking of which, Yunxiao was very cute when he first came out of his shell. Looking around, there happened to be a toy and stationery store next to him. He went in and bought a set of crayons. Folded sketch paper, two liner pens, sat there and started to paint slowly, draw a small wet ball just out of shell, then draw a fluffy black ball pecking at bugs, and then draw a first-time flickering ball Mao Tuanzi wanting to fly with wings...

When Yunxiao finished his work and looked for him, he had already saved a stack of sketches in his hand, and there was only one theme of the painting: black-haired dumplings in various poses.

Yun Xiao's eyes lit up, and he felt a little embarrassed. Such a stack of sketches was almost a record from when he came out of the shell to when he grew up.

"These are all drawn for me?" Teacher Yun's talking eyes were so gentle that water dripped out.

"Yeah, it's a pity that we didn't have a camera at that time, otherwise we would have taken a photo for you. By the way, let's take a group photo some other day? We don't have a group photo yet." Bai Xiong sighed.Although it is impossible to get a marriage certificate in this life, there must be a group photo, right?

"Why another day? Let's take a picture now!" Yun Xiao took out his mobile phone and skillfully switched it to the proactive mode. In the evening, the light was just right, and a bit of the setting sun shone through the glass window. Bai Xiong looked at the camera with a slightly surprised expression , Yun Xiao leaned close to him, with his big head on his shoulder, so cute.

After taking several photos in a row, Yunxiao happily chose the one she was most satisfied with, quickly made up her face, adjusted the light, and sent it to the scarf, and added a very naive sentence: Big brother said I am the cutest!

After a busy day, the fans who were waiting to get off work put on their scarves almost numbly. Their idols are afraid that they will be robbed. They are so cold on weekdays that they don’t send out a scarf for a week, making them look like missing persons. Ever since I found my eldest brother, it has turned into a posting machine. I really feel unhappy every day if I don't get skinny.

Click on the scarf, sure enough!In the setting sun, one of the two was sitting on a wicker chair, the other was standing behind, with his big head resting on the elder brother's shoulder, his head tilted slightly, his soul-stirring electric eyes had a gentle smile and a mischievous expression, The corners of the mouth were slightly raised, and the cute teacher Yun was also in the rhythm of taking people's lives online.

The fans quickly clicked on the big picture to save, and then liked, commented and forwarded the trilogy, and finally realized that it was wrong!They just pinched down those gossip accounts that smeared idols, so why did idols come out to be monsters again?What about paying less attention to life and more attention to works?

The paparazzi who had just been ridiculed by the diss group of Yuan Xiao were about to cry when they saw this hot search that just popped up: Mr. Yun, your elder brother has already refuted the rumors himself, why do you still come out to be a monster?Such good rumor material, the concubines really can't help but not post it!

Tao Lin: "..." Hehe, it seems that this year's year-end awards are going to be cool.

In the next few days, Mr. Yun, who used to live like a missing person in the scarf, has become a fake account. The eldest brother cooks him breakfast, and he wants to take a picture of chicken soup with a piece of "safety in this world" and send a scarf. He had to post the script as well, and even his eldest brother had to take a picture of his back and post it when he started work. The Lanterns said: If it wasn't true love, they would pick out the sesame stuffing and rub it into powerful pills for the black fans!

However, this guy Yu Xiao is going to come out to do things. Seeing that the heat is about to be suppressed, as the official CP of "Heavenly Dao Husband and Wife", Yu Xiao sent a scarf "Ai Teyunxiao" in a "wronged way": Things are not people , Divorce!

There was even a divorce certificate posted below, and the accompanying picture was a wedding photo that fans helped them to P. It was heartbreaking for those who heard it, and tears for those who heard it!

Heartbroken, Yu Xiao's fans climbed to Yunxiao's side along the network cable, begging him not to dismantle the official match, and "heavenly husband and wife" must not be dismantled, otherwise they will be hanged at the gate of his house.

Bai Xiong: "..." Are all current fans so good at playing?

What made him even more dumbfounded was that he and Yunxiao had only met each other for a few days, and they even had their own official fan support club on the scarf. The fans even named their CP "Baiyun couple", Why isn't it called Baiyun Black Soil?

The fans of Baiyun CP have been living a good life recently, they don’t need to produce their own food, and the official candy is so capricious!As soon as he saw Yu Xiao's fans chasing him to beat the mandarin ducks, he immediately rolled up his sleeves and went into battle: What kind of husband and wife? How long has it been since the finale of "The Way of Heaven"?And didn't you see that your Yu Xiao and my Yun Xiao rarely interact in private?On the contrary, it was Bai Xiong who almost lived in Teacher Yun's lens. If I said this was not true love, I would swallow my phone!

Seeing that the two fans were about to tear each other apart, Tao Lin cried and threatened Yun Xiao that if he didn't clarify, she would jump off the 28th floor of the company.

Fortunately, Yu Xiao, the culprit, came back from filming in the Northwest just at this time. The fans who went to pick him up almost didn't recognize him with his unshaven beard.

That night, Yun Xiao and Yu Xiao put on scarves one after the other.

Yunxiao is still obsessive-compulsive with a picture and a paragraph of text. The picture is a group photo of the three of them eating hot pot in a quaint hot pot restaurant, but the text is rare and tender: a family should be neat and tidy.

In contrast, Yu Xiao is rather skinny. He took a picture of Yun Xiao and Bai Xiong who were sitting opposite and eating hot pot, but only one hand holding chopsticks appeared in the photo. The text accompanying the picture was very miserable: obviously Three people’s movies, but I still can’t have a name o(╥﹏╥)o

The little programmers with scarves want to crowdfund and assassinate these two bad guys!

Dare you not wear a scarf on a Saturday night?Programmers also want to go on a blind date, right?But what can they do?Guiwailanghao's "Heavenly CP" has captured the hot search list, and it is about to shut down, so I can only leave the cute girl who is on a blind date and run back to work overtime and overnight for repairs.

However, this time the program ape couldn't save Zha Lang. Angry CP fans not only took the scarf of the person involved, but even the downed Zha Lang official Weibo was torn to pieces.

It hurts so much!The Tiandao CP they had been cute for three months, did they just break up?

They don't want a threesome movie!Hurry up and give them back their heavenly couples!

Brother Programmer: "..." Hehe!Interrupt my blind date, why not wish everyone single!