Silly Meow of the Demon King's Family

The male god can actually hear this ghost talking!The male god is not human!Male god, don't scare me. Is this ghost an actor you invited from the crew? !

"Did you hear what I'm talking about?" He Rui turned his head and glanced at Wen Yongjun, Wen Yongjun slightly raised his lips and smiled "Mmm", He Rui continued to talk to Wen Yongjun At this time, Shen Ji realized that the male god was talking to He Rui, and immediately stared at the evil spirit general attack, and told him with his eyes, "you don't need to pay me, you idiot".

The ghost slightly narrowed its eyes and smiled, and said to Shen Ji: "Are you a demon cultivator? Did you fail the tribulation?"

"Meow~" What are you talking about, idiot, why can't I understand?

"Aren't you going to practice again? I heard that a cat's lifespan is very short." Shen Ji was a little depressed when the ghost said this. Yes, he is a cat now, and a cat's lifespan is at most ten years, and Shen Ji has not been sterilized, and his lifespan will be shorter. If Shen Ji does not return to human form during this period of time, maybe this life will really end as a cat. Thinking about it, it doesn’t feel good at all, and what will happen to the cat body? Hook up with a male god?

A cat life who has not fallen in love with a male god is not a perfect cat life.

But cultivation or something sounds so fantastic.

"Could it be that if you fail to cross the tribulation, you will lose your memory?" Seeing Shen Ji's expression of "I don't know what you're talking about", the ghost frowned and considered for a while before continuing: "Let's put it this way, you are a very A cat with spiritual energy, the kind that can be cultivated, you can prolong your life through cultivation, transform into a human, and even become an immortal, understand?"

"Meow~" I don't understand.

"Oh." Wen Yongjun chuckled suddenly, and He Rui spoke more happily. Shen Ji rubbed Wen Yongjun's palm, and the ghost continued: "In short, if you practice, you can have a human form, and you won't be short-lived."

"Meow?" Shen Ji looked at the ghost suspiciously, you wouldn't lie to me, would you?At first glance, you are not a good ghost. The plots in these novels are used to deceive me. Are you really a real man?

And do you, an ancient ghost, know that so many modern memes are really scientific?

"Really, I am a cultivator." The ghost rolled his eyes happily when he thought that he would have a companion, "I am a cultivator ghost. If it weren't for this thousands of years of practice, I would have been out of my wits."

It turns out that ghosts also need to practice.

Shen Ji looked at the ghost with a raised posture, "Meow~" What method should I use to cultivate?

It is said that ghosts and cats cannot speak the same language.

Shen Ji looked up at the ghost, and the ghost said: "If you want, I can take you."

"Meow?" So good?Shen Ji's eyes lit up, and the ghost nodded: "But you have to worship me as your teacher."

That's too simple.

Shen Ji laughed three times in his heart, raised his front paws and bowed to the ghost, his appearance was so ridiculous that he couldn't bear to look directly at it.

Wen Yongjun couldn't hold back a "poof" laugh, the ghost also leaned forward and backward with a smile, Shen Ji looked at his master with a black cat face, what about the evil evil that was agreed?With so many words and such a low laugh, I must accept it, evildoer.

After getting along with this ghost for the first time, Shen Ji knew that his name was Shu Xifan. Although Shu Xifan is now Shen Ji's master, Shen Ji still wanted to complain.

After accepting the setting that he is a cat that can practice, Shen Ji is busy going around every day, the crew has to film, the master has to teach himself the knowledge of self-cultivation, and when he sees a male god, he wants to be petted qaq

The male god stopped filming in order to accompany Shen Ji, and only received so many announcements a week, Shen Ji was so moved, but every time he saw Sanwu Boy released a new movie, Shen Ji climbed to a new height As long as you can't be overwhelmed, the national male god must be Wen Yongjun, and the fans who like the three-no-boys love Zoukai.

"Haunted House" was finally completed with everyone's efforts. It turns out that the owner of this house is a very beautiful woman. She has a very good girlfriend. After graduating from university, her best friend didn't find a job, so she could only borrow from a woman. Live, the woman readily agreed.

The owner of this house has a boyfriend named Zhuang, and the two live together. After the girlfriend moves in, the man named Zhuang must get entangled with the girlfriend, and finally betray the woman.

The woman never knew that her best friend and her boyfriend were getting mixed up, and she married her boyfriend within a few months.

Because the husband did not object, the best friend still lived in the woman's house. Within two months of their marriage, the heroine met her best friend and her husband had sex, and was double betrayed by her husband and best friend. The woman was hit hard and filed for divorce.

The man wanted the hostess's house, and the hostess' name was written on the real estate certificate, and their marriage never divorced.

At the request of the woman, the man and his best friend moved to live outside. The best friend was unwilling, so she asked her friend to go to the woman's house to pretend to be a ghost. The woman's mental state was not good because of her husband's cheating, and she became mentally ill after such a disturbance. He committed suicide by cutting his wrists in the bathtub.

Before the woman died, she wrote a letter to the man, expressing her love and hatred for him. When she committed suicide, the woman's blood splashed on the letter, which happened to stain the man's name red.

The woman's resentment persisted, and she still stayed in the house after taking revenge. When the heroine and her friend moved in, the woman felt that she had seen her past in the heroine, so she killed the heroine's friend and drove the heroine crazy.

Domestic horror films are not well done, and the publicity is not very strong. After filming the filming, Shen Ji felt a little more relaxed. After a month's worth of self-cultivation knowledge, Shu Xifan began to teach Shen Ji the method of self-cultivation.

Although they are all cultivators, ghost cultivators and demon cultivators have different methods. Shu Xifan doesn't know other demon cultivators, so Shen Ji can only figure it out on his own. At the beginning of meditation, it should be meditation), the essence is to absorb various essences, such as the essence of the sun and the moon, the essence of flowers and plants, and even Yang Qi.

With the rapid development of modern industry and serious pollution, we can’t see the sun and the moon several times a month, and Wen Yongjun doesn’t grow many plants at home. Shen Ji faced the legendary challenge when he just started practicing.

Shu Xifan said to help Shen Ji see if there are any herbs that are good for cultivation to assist Shen Ji in his cultivation.

Another thing that bothers Shen Ji is that He Rui, the ultimate road idiot, has finally decided to move here to live with the male god!

Holy crap, Shen Ji said that he was frightened as the main house (heavy fog) when the mistress entered the room.

Mr. He Zhe loves to drag you away, the little shou (fog) male god, this creature must belong to me only.

In the end, the male god still didn't hear Shen Ji's prayer, and He Rui moved into Wen Yongjun's house.

As an assistant, He Rui was supposed to live under the same roof as Wen Yongjun, but when he first took over Wen Yongjun, He Rui's cowardice couldn't stand his aura at all. He Rui thought of living with a smiling tiger every day. Want to urinate, in order not to urinate frequently and endlessly, He Rui finally moved out through He Zhe's relationship. After many years, he actually wanted to move back again to avoid the singer who didn't distinguish between h and f.

This is the expression of Jiang Xiao He Rui → qaq

Damn Jiang Xiao, who is a snake, doesn't know why he suddenly moved to the next door to him, eating and drinking daily flirtations, but a big man is afraid of thunder. It rained and thundered every day a few days ago, and Jiang Xiao stayed at He Rui's house every day. Damn, sleep on the same bed, you will see him every day when you open your eyes, say good morning to each other every day, don't think this is very romantic, He Rui doesn't want to be teased by Jiang Xiao every morning.

Damn, don’t you do that yourself? Why do you call me qaq

When He Rui moved in, there happened to be someone who took care of Shen Ji, and Wen Yongjun finally had time to take on a play.

He Rui said it was called "Night Attack".

This is a story about a great police officer. The male protagonist played by Wen Yongjun is a member of the anti-drug team. The male protagonist named Chu Wenhao was ordered to arrest Tong Xin, a big drug lord. Xin's various secrets have aroused compassion for Tong Xin. In He Rui's words, this is probably a story of two powerful men falling in love and killing each other.

The director of "Night Attack" is Jiang Yuan, who is very famous in the industry. Most of the movies he directed focus on brotherhood, supplemented by love scenes. "Night Attack" is no exception. Compared with Tong Xin, the heroine in the play Mo Yuqing was more like cannon fodder. She was kidnapped, framed and tortured into a dog all the way, but in the end she still couldn't be with the person she loved the most.

Shu Xifan was busy helping Shen Ji inquire about medicinal herbs, Shen Ji followed the male god to watch the male god's filming every day, and every night he shared his daily routine, watching the male god's fans howling, how cute, kneeling and licking the blood tank, Shen Ji felt that he was just a cat Born a winner.