Silly Meow of the Demon King's Family

Although Shen Ji didn't know why the male god put so many little flowers in the room, but after hearing Shu Xifan say that the little flowers belonged to the spiritual grass, which was beneficial to Shen Ji's cultivation, Shen Ji immediately became swayed, the male god was just an ordinary person ( Fog), didn’t know that there was a kitten in the family who was trying to cultivate into a fairy, but he unintentionally brought back so many spiritual herbs for cultivation for himself, this is a tacit understanding!The tacit understanding has exceeded [-]%!The male god must be with me!

In addition, Shen Ji also found that since the male god brought back Xiaobaihua, the male god didn't like closing the door very much, and he would not stop himself from entering his room. What, it is enough for ordinary people to envy and envy.

In addition, another major event happened around Shen Ji.

Shu Xifan is very strange recently.

Ever since he promised Shen Ji to help Shen Ji find spiritual herbs for cultivation, he has always been nocturnal, well, although ghost cultivators are nocturnal, but every time he comes back, he always has the same expression, with a tangled expression on his face. It's like being, being exploded/ass!

right!If it weren't for the fact that Shu Xifan didn't have a real body yet, Shen Ji would have thought he was blown up!

Tonight is a rare full moon night, and there is really a moon, Shu Xifan and Shen Ji made an appointment to practice together in the flowers!Shen Ji squatted on the male god's window to absorb the legendary essence, but Shu Xifan didn't come back until early morning!

This is not normal!

Shen Ji was restless and couldn't practice with peace of mind anymore. It stood on the window sill and walked up and down, looking out from time to time, but it didn't wait until Shu Xifan appeared.

The sky was getting brighter, and Shen Ji couldn't hold back any longer. Although Shu Xifan would not turn into a pile of ashes when he encountered sunlight like in ghost movies, the sunlight still affected him to some extent, so he finally found a Cheap master, if Shen Ji ruined many years of practice just to help him find spiritual herbs, Shen Ji would definitely have a disturbed conscience.

Will you meet the legendary Taoist priest who subdues demons?

As soon as Shen Ji opened his mind, he became quiet. It squatted on the window sill, guarding the owner's house like an oil painting.

In order to help him find spiritual herbs, Shu Xifan met a Taoist priest. The Taoist priest was ignorant and stubborn. As long as it was a ghost, he thought it was bad, so he started chasing and killing Shu Xifan. Always under the Taoist priest, was arrested by the Taoist priest.

The Taoist priest handed Shu Xifan over to his young apprentice to guard him, and the young apprentice fell in love with Shu Xifan at first sight. At first Shu Xifan had to be very repulsed by the little Taoist priest, but gradually he found that the little Taoist priest was not only harmless, but also very cute, so one person and one ghost fell in love with each other. The Taoist priest eloped with Shu Xifan regardless of his master's nurturing feelings. How could a Taoist priest allow his beloved apprentice to be abducted by a shameless male ghost?

Neither the little Taoist priest nor Shu Xifan were opponents of the Taoist priest, and they were soon arrested by the Taoist priest. It turned out that the Taoist priest loved his little apprentice deeply, and the little apprentice eloped with others, which dealt a serious blow to him. The little apprentice not only betrayed him, but also Falling in love with ghosts, the Taoist priest became black, he raped his little apprentice, then put Shu Xifan into a bottle that could melt the soul and shook it, Shu Xifan immediately turned into a puff of smoke, the Taoist priest in front of the little apprentice Opening the bottle with the apprentice's face, the dusty version of Shu Xifan came out of the bottle, the desperate little apprentice turned black, but the blackened little apprentice couldn't beat the blackened Taoist priest, so the little apprentice endured the humiliation and was beaten by the Taoist priest After many years, he finally practiced the magic skill and killed the Taoist priest.

Or what Shu Xifan met was not a Taoist priest?But candidates who are preparing for the college entrance examination?

The college entrance examination is just around the corner, both the top students and the scumbags have turned on the mode of worshiping Buddha, and the scumbags even went to the doctor in a hurry, worshiping Shu Xifan who was looking for spiritual herbs.

The fate of Shu Xifan and the examinee was linked together, he had to help the examinee realize his desire to be named on the gold list, so Shu Xifan began to discuss with the examinee about cheating, but it was not fulfilled, even though the invigilator couldn't see Shu Xifan, Shu Xifan couldn't understand science With the help of ghosts, he still failed the exam. In a fit of rage, he raped Shu Xifan and bewitched him again, and then found that he fell in love with Shu Xifan.

How could Shu Xifan, who was just raped [wow——] still be willing to obey him?The two started a sadomasochistic relationship where you chased and chased each other. Every time the scumbag thought that he had failed the exam, he felt uncomfortable for a while, and the culprit still avoided him like a snake, so the scumbag became black!He deployed a huge net at the place where Shu Xifan was picking spirit grass, and finally arrested Shu Xifan!

The blackened school scum locked Shu Xifan in a small dark room, doing [wow——] like that [wow——] every day, he made Shu Xifan fall in love with him imperceptibly, and made Shu Xifan unable to leave him physically!

Apparently he succeeded, Shu Xifan was tuned/taught by him to be a yd who would respond to touching and groan when touched by him. Life.

Although the plot is a bit cruel and bloody, Shen Ji said that true love is never afraid of blood!If the other party is a male god, not to mention being imprisoned, even s/m Shen Ji is willing to accompany him!

If you don’t abandon things like integrity after meeting a male god, the male god will be eaten by other unscrupulous idiots sooner or later ╮(╯▽╰)╭

After Shen Ji thought about several reincarnations, Shu Xifan had already returned, and he also brought a few elixir that looked the same as Mai Lisu.

It always feels strange to see the main character who has just imagined appearing in front of him. Shen Ji stared at Shu Xifan with round cat eyes, and finally couldn't help asking.

"Meow~" Did you get [哗——] to [哗——] just because of these few Mai Lisu?

Shu Xifan: "...Mai Lisu, you have some eyes, okay?! This is a elixir made by a cultivator! It is most suitable for beginners!"

Shen Ji looked at the suspicious blush on his face, and felt that he must have been angered by someone [wow——].

Regarding this, Shu Xifan might just want to say, isn’t it because you are dissatisfied with your desires that everyone looks like you have been exploded?

With Shu Xifan's constant supply of pills, Shen Ji's cultivation speed increased rapidly. Sometimes, Shen Ji felt a wave of heat in his body rushing from his dantian to his limbs, and suddenly there was a feeling of "so I'm really a cat demon!" Ah" feeling.

Although both are cultivation, Shu Xifan told Shen Ji that although cultivation is difficult, it doesn't need so many steps at all.

The evolution of a demon cultivator from enlightenment to transformation is a process of evolution from animals and plants to human beings. Although Shen Ji has the body of a cat, he is still a human being in essence, which is equivalent to cold white meat. Serious demon cultivators start with cooking meat , and Shen Ji is a piece of cooked meat, just let it cool and mix it.

Although many steps have been omitted, it is unlikely to be successfully transformed every hundred years according to Shu Xifan.

It also takes a long time to cool cooked meat doesn't it?

But Shen Ji immediately blew up when he heard him say that. After a hundred years, even if the male god is still alive, he won't be too old to be hard, okay? !Even if I don't care that the male god has a chrysanthemum face, it's already a fact that the male god can't be hard, okay? !It is agreed to cry for me in the most beautiful years!

In a few years, the male god will be thirty!After being cruelly polished by life, the male god can no longer insist on falling in love with an intangible cat. At this time, the white lotus will take advantage of it again. If the male god gets married and has children, I will definitely go crazy, okay? !

So what if he could live thousands of years without a male god? !It would be better to follow the male god into the crematorium and put the ashes in an urn.

For a while, Shen Ji felt that although he could not transform into form, he could always be by the male god's side after cultivation, even as a pet, and it didn't matter. At a later time, he felt that his irritable tail would explode when he saw the male god talking sweetly with others or even living together for a lifetime. !

I cultivate to be with the male god!Why should I become a teacher when I can't be with the male god!So, master waste wood, hurry up and find a way to turn me into a little lure and be eaten by a male god, okay? !

Shu Xifan was disturbed by Shen Ji's "meow~meow~" all day long, so he could only ask the monk who seemed to know everything when he was doing the spiritual grass transaction. He was very surprised by his attitude, so he kindly told him that the demon king has something that can improve his cultivation base, but he is a demon king, you should not be delusional if you are so weak and killed every minute, Shu Xifan weighed it, although The little apprentice is very pitiful, but his male god is a demon cultivator, and there is no problem of aging in a hundred years, so there is no need to take this risk at all!

Although Shu Xifan didn't plan to help his little apprentice find this "refrigerator" that would speed up the cooling, he still told little silly meow that maybe he would complain a few words in front of his male god if he had nothing to do. Xiu is completely entertaining!

Shen Ji lived up to expectations and "meow~" in front of the male god is enough, the male god is thoughtful, this cat is currently within the scope of Wen Yongjun's mate selection, and it takes a hundred years to transform into a form = it takes a hundred years to raise a cat = it takes a long time It took a long time to formally communicate, and Wen Yongjun felt that borrowing the refrigerator from His Majesty the Demon King would not only make him consummate sooner, but also make his silly cat owe him a favor.